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Re: Poll: What Do You Think of the New Nintendo 2DS XL?

Haywired

Game Boy, Game Boy Pocket, Game Boy Color
(fair enough)

Game Boy Advance, Game Boy Advance SP, Game Boy Micro
(fair enough)

Nintendo DS, Nintendo DS Lite, Nintendo DSi, Nintendo DSi XL
(alright steady on)

Nintendo 3DS, Nintendo 3DS XL, Nintendo 2DS, New Nintendo 3DS, New Nintendo 3DS XL, New Nintendo 2DS XL
(Jesus...)

Re: Poll: What Do You Think of the New Nintendo 2DS XL?

Haywired

It's just Nintendo eeking the last few drops of life out of an aging console. It's an odd one (mainly because there have already been so many 3DS redesigns), but not hugely surprising I guess. I don't think people should look into this as proof of Nintendo's future commitment to the 3DS line. The Switch and Switch Mini will have it all covered.

Re: Nintendo Has Discontinued The NES Classic Edition in North America

Haywired

So you have a product that's just come out and is unbelievably popular and your response is to err... stop making it...?

With Switch, amiibo, and NES Mini, I'm wondering, does Nintendo manufacture their products in Miyamoto's garage or something?

I'm going to cling on to the words "this year" as a positive sign.

Re: Talking Point: Defining a Sequel and How It Affects Games Like Splatoon 2

Haywired

I guess companies are damned if they do and damned if they don't. Make it too different and you upset the fanbase and mess with a winning formula... Make it too similar and it lacks newness and innovation... I've been just as guilty of this myself; I thought some recent Mario games were a bit samey, but then was critical of Mario Odyssey for looking too different, ha.

Perhaps a problem for Nintendo is that, in recent times, their new consoles haven't been a huge graphical leap, which can always help to add the impression of newness.

I don't really think it's an issue. Long-running video game franchises are almost always going to be basically the same thing rehashed with a few tweaks and a new lick of paint, and that's fine.

Re: Review: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Wii U)

Haywired

I seem to remember being constantly told how important and integral and what an incredible innovation having a map and inventory, etc. on a second screen was (with some even making ridiculous statements like they "can't go back to playing games without it"), so it's odd that without such things it apparently makes absolutely no difference. Was that all just Wii U shilling then?

Re: Review: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Switch)

Haywired

Sounds great.

Though, it's funny how last generation the reviews here kept trying to convince us about how "essential" and "integral" and what a "game-changer", etc. having the map and inventory on a second screen was (.....?) Yet, without it; totally not an issue, not even worth mentioning. So I guess not that essential after all then...

Re: Virtual Console Will Not Be Ready For Nintendo Switch Launch

Haywired

As a long-time Nintendo gamer this doesn't disappoint me personally as I can wait for it, but I think the Virtual Console is such a huge asset for Nintendo that they should really make the most out of. You need only look at the popularity of the NES Mini to see how much of a strong suit their back catalogue is. Hopefully when it does arrive they make a big deal out of it.

Re: Feature: Nintendo Switch Countdown - 1-2-Switch Would Have Been Ideal As 'Free-to-Start'

Haywired

Why are you so obsessed with showcasing the wacky controllers, as if that's the key to the Switch's success? I hope Nintendo isn't as still stuck in this Wii U mentality.

"As it stands, the Switch out of the box has little to showcase its concept." But I thought the concept of the console is that it's a home console that doubles up as a handheld. Surely it doesn't need a specific game to showcase this concept. In fact 1-2-Switch would do a pretty bad job of this as it doesn't double up as a handheld game (plus, 1-2-Switch becoming the Switch's defining game would just create the perception of "another silly casual waggle console" among gamers and developers which wouldn't help the Switch's image).

Re: Video: Ultra Street Fighter II's First Person Mode Looks Like A Throwback To Wonky Motion Controls

Haywired

I'm surprised this is still a thing... After enduring the last 10 years of the worst controlled games I've ever played thanks to motion control, I thought we'd be finally climbing out of the swamp by now. Instead it's like 2006 all over again and waggle's being repackaged as if it's a brand new, exciting, innovative feature (except now we know better). That first Switch trailer seems a long long time ago.

Re: Nintendo Confirms Expansion Pass DLC for The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Haywired

Kind of depressing... but then naive to think that Zelda would be sacred from such things. Though with regular DLC and amiibo DLC, getting the full, complete version of a Nintendo game is becoming very expensive.

Also, Aonuma-san, you don't need to make up an excuse for "why you decided" to come up with DLC. We all know the reason DLC exists, we're not idiots.

Re: Nintendo Releases Updated Nintendo Switch Trailers

Haywired

@Folkloner
No, I agree. The over-emphasis of 1-2-Switch is worrying. I don't mind the existence of the game, but I sure as hell don't want the Switch to be defined by that experience (especially at launch). It could easily shape the perception/image of the console among gamers and developers in a damaging way, making it look like a joke. These ads are in danger of becoming too much like "Hey remember that Wii waggle thing you all got bored of 10 years ago? It's that again!"

Re: Talking Point: Considering Nintendo's Portable Future

Haywired

Yeah I don't think there'll be a 3DS successor. Instead I think they'll be a smaller, portable-only Switch Mini of some sort. I remember shortly before he passed away, Iwata hinting that there would be a more iPhone/iPad-type relationship between consoles going forward. In that they play all the same games, but they're just in slightly different forms. I certainly hope that's the case because I think that's such a beautifully streamlined and elegant solution. Plus now that Nintendo has mobile, I think a separate home console and handheld, with separate libraries, eShops, etc. plus mobile on top of that would be spreading themselves way too thin and be exhausting for everyone.

Re: Feature: Nintendo Switch Countdown - Considering the Joy-Con

Haywired

Why are you trying to convince us to be excited about motion controls again? Are you hoping that we've been living on a different planet for the past 10 years? I was excited about motion controls in 2006. I then had to endure the next few years of the worst controlled games I've ever played. Forgive me if I can't get excited again.

Re: Soapbox: Think of 1-2-Switch as Less of a "Video Game" and Suddenly It Gets Better

Haywired

It's painfully clear that they really want 1-2-Switch to be a Wii Sports-esque social phenomenon, but, while I'm sure it's not bad, I think they're clutching at straws with this.

I'm just so glad it's not the pack-in game though. Thus hopefully preventing it from becoming the defining Switch game (as the launch pack-in game tends to do), and shaping the perception/image of the console among gamers and developers as Wii Waggle Party Shovelware 2.0 from day one.

Re: Tatsumi Kimishima Talks About a Potential 3DS Successor

Haywired

I doubt there'll be a 3DS successor (in terms of form/branding, etc.) I think there'll be a portable-only Switch Mini of some sort. I remember shortly before he passed away, Iwata hinting that there would be a more iPhone/iPad-type relationship between consoles going forward. In that they play all the same games, but they're just in slightly different forms.