I think the E Shop is perfectly fine. I'm sure some people will complain because it doesn't wipe their hole for them and pat them on the head afterwards.
Pokemon "fans" are childish and obnoxious, and their arrested development leaves them without a shred of self awareness. Thank god the internet is forever and we can continue to laugh at their embarrassing complaints. Sword and Shield made bank and so will the upcoming remakes.
Looks very derivative and just more of the roguelite same in an already oversaturated market. I also have no interest in playing as a red-headed woman. I won't be purchasing this as I already own Moonlighter and Undermine. Do better indie developers.
I can't wait for these games. Arceus looks like janky garbage (a game that people are entirely imagining to be something that it isn't), this is the only decent Pokemon coming anytime soon.
Same developer as "Bear's Restaurant", which is already available on the Switch. That game is also about being dead and the titular bear seems to be in this game as well. A connected universe of muddy looking pixel art.
Disco Elysium is the most pretentious game I've played in some time. It's politics are shallow as hell, which ultimately belies the pseudo-intellectualism that can't quite mask the game's lack of substance and nuance. Hope you like boring side quests, because this game has tons of those lol. What dreck.
@faint He's not entitled to funding just because he wants it, the original didn't make money and video games are a business. I'm glad there isn't a sequel, its unnecessary.
If only a crass materialistic obsession with a children's card game, and the desperate and ceaseless climb for wealth, actually made a human being happy.
Federation Force was fantastic. Anyone who signed that embarrassingly childish petition to have that game cancelled should be black listed from ever being able to buy a Metroid game again.
I remember this game being bugged in a game breaking way when I was gifted it for the Wii U. Let it rot in whatever storage area it currently is buried in.
This game runs perfectly fine on my Switch, but I also have a decent connection because this isn't the early 2000's. All of the cloud versions I've played for Switch (Hitman, Control) have been exceptional experiences. No problems here, and I will continue to support Cloud based gaming on the Switch. If you're a ludite, you're part of the problem and a troll.
There are three Golden Sun games, go play them. This is embarrassingly desperate. Not everything needs to be rehashed until the heat death of the universe.
"Thanks, but I'm not actually involved w/ that game... It's a common misconception. I have my own, unannounced secret project! Maybe I will reveal it in 2021" - Eric Barone
Love seeing all the miserable toads calling this update "too little too late" weeks ago, now eating crow. Then again we all know they'll time skip their way through this content in a few days and then will be back to bitching about a lack of "content" in a year and a half old game.
Regardless, New Horizons is fantastic and this is just the cherry on top.
Happy to hear it. It's part of the experience that the developers have design for their game, if you don't like it then don't buy the game. These releases are going to make a ton of money.
""As a kid who grew up playing monster taming games, the idea of making my own and one day releasing it to the world was something I didn't dare dream. "
You haven't, you've created a Dollar Tree ripoff of Pokemon. This isn't your "own".
I don't agree with the stance that innovation should be curbed in favour of catering to a very small minority. Now that we live in the height of social media and feedback bubbles, disabled gamers (or other tiny groups) erroneously believe they make up a large enough demographic that Nintendo should shift its business practices and philosophy, when in reality that makes little sense.
Not everything is designed for everybody, and that is okay.
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Re: Feature: "The eShop Is Just Way Too Slow" - Deku Deals Creator On Nintendo's Switch Storefront
I think the E Shop is perfectly fine. I'm sure some people will complain because it doesn't wipe their hole for them and pat them on the head afterwards.
Re: GTA Trilogy Fans Aren't Happy With Some Of The Changes In The 'Definitive' Remaster
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Re: Watch: This Is What Grand Theft Auto Definitive Trilogy Looks Like On Switch
These games look just as crappy as they always have.
Re: YouTube Is Hiding The Dislike Count, Good News For Switch Online's Video Team
Excellent decision.
Re: The Pokémon Creative Team Has Been "Through A Lot" With Angry Fan Feedback
Pokemon "fans" are childish and obnoxious, and their arrested development leaves them without a shred of self awareness. Thank god the internet is forever and we can continue to laugh at their embarrassing complaints. Sword and Shield made bank and so will the upcoming remakes.
Re: Top-Down Roguelite 'Tunnel Of Doom' Digs Its Way To Switch Next Month
Looks very derivative and just more of the roguelite same in an already oversaturated market. I also have no interest in playing as a red-headed woman. I won't be purchasing this as I already own Moonlighter and Undermine. Do better indie developers.
Re: Random: Brie Larson's Back In A New Metroid Dread Instagram Ad
Brie Larson is a lacklustre actor in milquetoast roles, so her opinion regarding anything related to my hobby has zero (suit) bearing.
Re: Looks Like Pokémon Brilliant Diamond And Shining Pearl Are Unity Engine Games
I can't wait for these games. Arceus looks like janky garbage (a game that people are entirely imagining to be something that it isn't), this is the only decent Pokemon coming anytime soon.
Re: Mario Party Superstars Commercial Grudgingly Promotes Switch Online App's Voice Chat
I use the app all the time, it works well.
Re: Cute Farming Exploration Game 'Clouzy!' Announced For Switch
It's certainly ugly.
Re: Sakurai Says He's Not Thinking About A New Smash Bros. Game, But Won't Rule It Out
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Re: Fishing Paradiso Will Try To Lure In Switch Players In Early 2022
Same developer as "Bear's Restaurant", which is already available on the Switch. That game is also about being dead and the titular bear seems to be in this game as well. A connected universe of muddy looking pixel art.
Re: Random: Metroid Dread's Zero Suit Samus Model Is Rather Detailed Up Close
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Re: Mini Review: TOEM - A Relaxing, Snap-Happy Delight
Too short to be bothered with.
Re: Feature: Nintendo Life eShop Selects - October 2021
Disco Elysium is the most pretentious game I've played in some time. It's politics are shallow as hell, which ultimately belies the pseudo-intellectualism that can't quite mask the game's lack of substance and nuance. Hope you like boring side quests, because this game has tons of those lol. What dreck.
Re: Hideki Kamiya Says He Wants To Make An Okami Sequel "Someday"
@faint He's not entitled to funding just because he wants it, the original didn't make money and video games are a business. I'm glad there isn't a sequel, its unnecessary.
Re: PSA: Watch Out! Pokémon Brilliant Diamond And Shining Pearl Leaks Are All Over The Internet
It "leaked" 15 years ago. Mindless dorks making a stink should probably touch down in reality every now and then.
Re: Hideki Kamiya Says He Wants To Make An Okami Sequel "Someday"
Nope, not everything needs a sequel. It's over, move on with your life.
Re: Pokémon's Diamond & Pearl Remakes Aren't Out Until Nov 19th, But Some Seem To Already Be Playing Them
I live for the histrionic "spoiler" paranoia about a game that came out 15 years ago.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (November 6th)
Pony World 3 and Daughter Simulator.
Re: Switch Online Subscribers Can Soon Play Story Of Seasons: Pioneers Of Olive Town For Free (Europe)
This game is poorly made.
Re: Steve Aoki's Selling Off $3 Million Worth Of Pokémon Merchandise
If only a crass materialistic obsession with a children's card game, and the desperate and ceaseless climb for wealth, actually made a human being happy.
Re: Review: Pikmin Bloom - Pokémon GO's Sister Title Is A Glorious, Glorified Pedometer
@MrHonest If nobody is playing it and it doesn't make business sense for them to continue running it, why wouldn't they?
Re: Video: 15 Exciting New Games Coming To Nintendo Switch In November
Pokemon is going to make a ton of money. Looks fantastic.
Re: Pikmin Bloom Is Now Available To Download Across Europe, Asia And Africa
I think it's hilarious to read all the comments by the languorous and baffled gamers who can't wrap their head around a step counter game.
Re: Random: Nintendo's Switch Online 'Expansion Pack' Trailer Is Now Its Most Disliked YouTube Video Ever
Federation Force was fantastic. Anyone who signed that embarrassingly childish petition to have that game cancelled should be black listed from ever being able to buy a Metroid game again.
Re: Boo! Nintendo And LEGO Announce Three Brand New Luigi's Mansion Sets
More plastic garbage destined for a landfill. Yes I'm fun at parties, to all of those devastatingly original comedians who want to know.
Re: Review: LEGO Marvel Super Heroes - Still One Of The Best Lego Games
I remember this game being bugged in a game breaking way when I was gifted it for the Wii U. Let it rot in whatever storage area it currently is buried in.
Re: Sony's Censors Strike As Switch Gets '20 Ladies' While PS4 Gets '20 Bunnies'
Smart move on Sony's part.
Re: Feature: The Scariest Game On Every Nintendo Home Console
This certainly is a... list.
Re: Review: Marvel's Guardians Of The Galaxy: Cloud Version - A Disastrous Way To Play A Great Game
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Re: Review: Marvel's Guardians Of The Galaxy: Cloud Version - A Disastrous Way To Play A Great Game
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Re: Review: Marvel's Guardians Of The Galaxy: Cloud Version - A Disastrous Way To Play A Great Game
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Re: Review: Marvel's Guardians Of The Galaxy: Cloud Version - A Disastrous Way To Play A Great Game
This game runs perfectly fine on my Switch, but I also have a decent connection because this isn't the early 2000's. All of the cloud versions I've played for Switch (Hitman, Control) have been exceptional experiences. No problems here, and I will continue to support Cloud based gaming on the Switch. If you're a ludite, you're part of the problem and a troll.
Re: Random: Hey, A Switch Online N64 Game Description Mentions Golden Sun
There are three Golden Sun games, go play them. This is embarrassingly desperate. Not everything needs to be rehashed until the heat death of the universe.
Re: Random: Nintendo Rejected Samus Voice Acting In Metroid Prime For Being "Too Sexual And Sensual"
It doesn't matter, losers will sexualize anything, even the most nondescript character noises.
Re: Gallery: Another Look At Haunted Chocolatier - The New Game From Stardew Valley's Creator
Can't wait to stuff my face with chocolate ghouls and hit on someone in this game.
Re: Uh-Oh, One Of Mario Party Superstars' Mini-Games Sounds Like A Joy-Con Drift Nightmare
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Re: Mario Party Superstars Leaks Online Ahead Of Next Week's Official Launch
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Re: Random: Now That Smash Is Complete, Sakurai Doesn't Have To Worry About What He Shares On Social Media
I'm just happy I can stop hearing about this game and this poor man who has to put up with one of the most childish of internet demographics.
Re: Stardew Valley Creator Reveals His Next Game, Haunted Chocolatier
@HeadPirate Liar.
"Thanks, but I'm not actually involved w/ that game... It's a common misconception. I have my own, unannounced secret project! Maybe I will reveal it in 2021" - Eric Barone
Re: Analogue Pocket Is Getting Its Own OS - Allowing Users To Explore, Discover And Preserve Video Game History
More plastic garbage destined for a landfill.
Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons: Everything Coming In The Final Free Update
Love seeing all the miserable toads calling this update "too little too late" weeks ago, now eating crow. Then again we all know they'll time skip their way through this content in a few days and then will be back to bitching about a lack of "content" in a year and a half old game.
Regardless, New Horizons is fantastic and this is just the cherry on top.
Re: Pokémon-Inspired Monster Crown Is Out Today On Switch, Here's The Launch Trailer
@HXLXIII When did I claim to have made my "own" game?
Re: LEGO Sadly Rejects Zelda, Metroid And Animal Crossing Design Finalists
That Zelda set is a bit of a snore. The Office set even more so. I'm sure an Animal Crossing set would sell like gangbusters however.
Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons Is Adding Cooking And Crops
Fantastic game.
Re: Exp. Share Supposedly Can't Be Turned Off In The Pokémon Diamond And Pearl Remakes
Happy to hear it. It's part of the experience that the developers have design for their game, if you don't like it then don't buy the game. These releases are going to make a ton of money.
Re: Pokémon-Inspired Monster Crown Is Out Today On Switch, Here's The Launch Trailer
Holy god, I just saw the price tag for this. Hopefully this dies a quiet death like every other Pokemon knock off.
Re: Pokémon-Inspired Monster Crown Is Out Today On Switch, Here's The Launch Trailer
""As a kid who grew up playing monster taming games, the idea of making my own and one day releasing it to the world was something I didn't dare dream. "
You haven't, you've created a Dollar Tree ripoff of Pokemon. This isn't your "own".
Re: Feature: Steven Spohn On Strides In Accessibility For Gaming, And Nintendo's Room For Improvement
I don't agree with the stance that innovation should be curbed in favour of catering to a very small minority. Now that we live in the height of social media and feedback bubbles, disabled gamers (or other tiny groups) erroneously believe they make up a large enough demographic that Nintendo should shift its business practices and philosophy, when in reality that makes little sense.
Not everything is designed for everybody, and that is okay.