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Obviously it's browsers thick thighs being irresistible. 🤤

So happy to get the expansion packs so I can't wait!

I'm still deciding whether I have enough time to get this yet.

But I want it!!

@Deathwalka so in lieu of actual discourse you're just going to throw around personal insults repeatedly.

I don't know why you're taking this so personal but I know if I had had that many problems I'd have just stopped buying consoles at that point. Seems a bit silly to keep buying them.

But then your mate has had problems with seven of his six so I guess anything is possible.

P.S downvotes don't mean anything except you're not going with popular opinion.

@ThanosReXXX because the article was updated today and I didn't notice the date of the comments.

I didn't know they just readded the article to the new ones like that.

@SwitchForce the first amendment protects from government not from private corporation. You aren't entitled to ecchi games because of the Constitution.

@Neft I did understand your comment. You literally said your Sega was the first one you had drift for after saying that the Switch was the first. I was simply pointing out that people had problems with drift for every previous console. I had several PS3 controllers and one of my XOne. None of them were fixed for free. I had friends who had the issue too and people I met online. Yet there was no massive outrage.

@Deathwalka are you familiar with speaking rhetorically? No, I didn't think so.

Also the only one being overly dramatic is you as anyone can see.

@ThanosReXXX so since the minority of people don't like or are against these sort of games I expect this game will sell more than any other game ever released right?

Art is free you're right. The people who largely support these kind of games are the same ones that attack publishers and developers for putting gay bisexual or trans characters in games. You can't have it both ways.

Tell the men upset that Battlefield V had females that art is free. Tell the people upset about the trans character in the Baldurs Gate dlc that art is free. Let's truly free art.

But let's be honest for a moment ok? The minute a game was developed like this with underage looking boys with large bulges that you had to rub to boost their attack none of you would be defending it. Please don't pretend to care about freedom of art. You all just want to look at anime boobs.

@Neft just because this is the first time you've had it doesn't mean it never existed before.

No one is saying it never happens. We are saying it's being overblown massively and that at least some of the people are more than likely at fault.

@antdickens sure that's what it is.

Of course. It's not like other people have called out other articles recently for being clickbait.

@Deathwalka as much as I love your "down home" wisdom about my bowel movements it's a big thing to blame other people for problems you caused.

People are acting completely crazed about a problem all controllers have. It's ridiculous.

Oh no it's almost like there's been no official announcement and this has all been clickbait for views during a slow news week.

@Nassov @antdickens I understand the need to cover it. I don't understand why we need multiple articles over the past week when they could have been combined into one really good article.

What exactly causes all this click bait recently?

Oh no now what will people complain about?

Looking at the comments, that'll just complain about this.

I'm happy to see most people don't get the point of gender reveals. It's just an attention grab by their parents and it kind of is creepy that you're basically already defining your unborn child by their gender.

If that's me being toxic, at least I'm toxic about real life and not my perceived right to underage anime girls. XP

@Ryllow I feel like at least part of that is that Digimon has never found the massively profitable formula that Pokemon did.

If they did, they'd probably stick with it too.

Do we even know if the same joycon is gonna be used? I guess it doesn't matter when you're being hysterical.

@MoonKnight7 to create a game you need both engineers and artists. Creating code from scratch is harder than porting already made code.

I was being sarcastic about game settings because everyone acts like Panic Button is super talented when all their doing is optimizing already made games. They're literally the only ones people do this for. What about the studio that brought Skyrim or the numerous other quality ports handled by third parties? It runs as well on the Switch as it does anywhere else. Where is the praise of them? I guess they aren't hipster enough.

@Will808 @MoonKnight7 @BensonUii porting is not nearly as complicated as it used be. I don't care that someone on the internet claims to be a programmer. The point still stands that they are just porting the game.

Also Bethesda and other companies outsource porting for the same reason as any other thing is outsourced; they don't want to do it themselves. It doesn't mean that they couldn't.

Porting a game isn't nearly as complicated as you know actually creating one.

Edit: Also an executive producer would never blow smoke to make money. Absolutely not. Also I'm not saying that they're doing nothing at all. They clearly are.

But they've only made a handful of games themselves and they include Hulk Hogan's Main Event and Top Handed Rodeo Tour. The lack of actual successful games they created just proves my point.

@BensonUii I mean if you've ever gamed on a PC then you know that you can get the settings wrong and the game will look worse or play worse or both.

Same thing. I seriously doubt they're reconstructing the game from the ground up for the Switch. It's just excellent publicity to claim they're magical.

All they're doing is lowering the settings. I don't see how that's magic.

I mean it's really not shilling to point out this is a problem all controllers can have because it is.

It's also not trolling to point out that portable consoles get knocked around more by nature.

I have an idea to fix this bad publicity Nintendo. Just reshape the top of the joysticks into anime boobs and everyone will be on your side no matter how crappy your product is because FREEDOM!

All of you are really teaching them by just supporting them by buying the game on another platform.

Giving them money will definitely show them.

@Darkyoshi98 I'm inclined to agree that some of the problem is people don't know how to take care of stuff.

The answer is no it's not worth it.

Do anyone actually ask for this?

Im not sure if I've had it and I feel I'd be sure if I actually did.

It kind of looks bad to be honest.

They should have just put big anime tits in it then all the people complaining would be falling over themselves claiming it was free speech and art.

@graysoncharles I'm not whining.

I find it hilarious and amazing.

Oh dear, look at all the unaware whiners whining about people whining. It's almost like humans are no longer self aware.

It's almost as good as the anti-censorship crowd unwittingly wanting censorship of people they disagree with on every game review.

@PCkid none of there games even come close to needing those specs so you're trolling.

Nice try though.

I didn't and don't plan on buying this game but think the overdramatic reaction is a bit much.

No one is forcing you to buy the DLC. Just buy the base game if you want.

@yuwarite honestly both of them are junk.

But people love stuff for its "adult themes" and not the gameplay.

I knew this would come up.

It's no different than Forbes announcing that the Mini would have a 1080p screen a few days before it was announced with a 720. It's crap.

@Alucard83 that makes no sense. If anything the games would be exclusive to the original Switch which can do more than the light.

@ComposedJam I don't assume anything.

The people who make the game called your outrage fake.

I love these articles. Why aren't you boycotting them for calling you all crazy? Could it be because deep down inside you know this fake outrage about censorship is pointless?

At least I can give you that you no longer claim the government is doing it. Also, people still judge you for playing violent games. I've had many a discussion with nongamers about it.

@Quarth pro controller dpad is fine.

In fact the joycon dpad works fine a great majority of the time. If you want to complain about something, complain about drift which is an actual problem.

Never understood the people calling this out as a lie. What does it matter?

@nintendolie I was back here because these comments always crack me up but this is a good point.

It just goes to prove no one is actually playing this game for the pinball. As expected indeed.

Well it's about what I expected. I don't want one. It seems like a definitive downgrade.

But I suppose people who need a cheaper alternative will like it and more power to them. I'm just glad it has super similar specs.

I love the outrage.

It's a shame you all haven't cried censorship yet. Well I mean you're technically crying for censorship of this article because it compares a softcore porn game to hardcore but I'm sure that doesn't count.

The irony.

Its a good game I played for free while it was on game pass.

And it is a game. A visual novel is a game. People just like to be pretentious about it.

Pitchfork isn't all that important to me. Their reviews are rarely uniform and mostly are based around how well the artist is known and if they're hipster material.

@Heavyarms55 do you know the meaning of the word entitled? GameFreak isn't making this game for free, they want me to pay for it. I've explained this to many posters on here again and again. You can't be entitled if you're paying for something.

If anything GameFreak is acting entitled by pulling features and Pokemon and expecting it's fanbase to continue to support it. It's also entitled to act like we have to agree with you or we aren't fans.

Being a fan of something doesn't mean blindly swallowing everything that that involves it and being "grateful" to get it. That's being a slave.

I don't see the point in a Switch Pro personally.

Comments on these stories are always good for a laugh I have to admit.

So basically we will never get those Pokemon via DLC in this game.

@graysoncharles the only one of those by Nintendo was the new 3DS and it very little to most 3DS games and let you play a handful of extra games.

Which sounds like the plan for the Switch too.