@ComfyAko 1. Why is your comment is so unnecessarily provocative? Anyone might think you haven't as even played the game (or worse, are trying to deliberately start arguments). 2. Apart from the obvious stuff like new modes and better connectivity, I honestly don't know what changes could be made to the actual "mechanics" (e.g., squid roll), and I've extensively played all 3 games. What's not broken doesn't need fixing. 3. I'm pretty sure salmon run, a vastly improved story mode, tableturf, QOL improvements, more (and cooler) weapons, more maps, new battle modes and new customisation justifies a new game.
Ignoring its monumental impact, Super Mario 64 doesn't deserve a top 20 position (top 100 but not 20). Even though each world remains timeless and impressive today (not to mention the expansiveness of the moveset), the clunkiness of the controls (especially the camera) are hard to ignore in this scenario.
@Sisilly_G Holy crap, completely forgot about the single player🙃 Still, even with experienced developers making the levels, theyre still restricted in terms of the tool available (e.g. enemies, gadgets, power up).
@Sisilly_G What you've said about Super Mario Maker 2 is justifiable, but if I wanted to make my own, say, Super Mario Bros 4, it would inevitably take significantly longer (being less skilled) and lower quality (having access to limited, already existing parts). This is not to demean SMM2 at all (which is one of my most played games), just to say that I trust Nintendo a lot more than myself.
@PessitheMystic Then don't click or comment on it. (or even better, learn to have a sense of humour, since this feature is clearly meant to be a fun read)
Spot on in my opinion, would have been better as part of a seasonal update. Until more Side Order is shown, the DLC is just a $25 cosmetic. (and yes, I played the original Splatoon and have lots of nostalgia towards it)
Really hard but probably Kamek. He's just such a substantial part of the recent core 2D platformers to be ignored. Also, I swear Ice bro has appeared in only like 3 games, so they'd definitely be last.
Alana, Jim and Gavin all say the next Mario will be a new hardware launcher. I know it's rather late into the switch's life but the last three consoles have all had 2+ platformers.
Two things: "Exceptionally dull"? When I saw London Loop on your gameplay video, it looked like great fun, especially the prominence of famous landmarks (if a little complex). But maybe this is just the fact I live near it. Even so, it definitely seems better than Tokyo and even NYC. And how come this only gets a mini review compared to the first 2 waves?
I'd like a new 2D mario more, as it'd be nice to see a shift away from the "New" series to the inventive, daring and unique concepts seen in the 3 and World (not unlike Odyssey).
But it's been 5 years. I'd take literally anything.
As a guy who loves the jubilation of clearing a hard level, I'm a little disappointed about the nerfed difficulty. (Might choose the worst loadouts possible to artificially increase it)
Feel this really could have done with a new feature, to hook people on the fence. It didn't even have to be much, maybe a battle royale, to make it easier to distinguish between it and a expanded Splaroon 2 and convince more people to double-dip. More sales... everyones happy.
Oh well. The added variety does look good and I will buy, just not immediately.
@EliSweetG It's a big first-party release. Millions of people need as much information on it as they can to decide if they want to buy. So yeah, we DO need another Splatoon 3 news article.
Can't help but feel the number of courses from each past game is becoming less balanced. Also OMG MUSHROOM GORGE WALUIGI PINBALL A NEW COURSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@clianvXAi Exactly. Why gripe continually about how mediocre and lazy a port is or Nintendo's business practices, when in reality you only have yourself to blame, for supporting these development choices by purchasing the game itself?
@Shambo I can see your point, it just feels a bit bland compared to the anarchic, frantic feel of NA and Japan's boxart. I can totally get why some people like it but it doesn't really strike me.
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Re: Splatoon 3 'Sizzle Season 2023' Update Revealed - New Weapons, Stages, Game Modes And More
@ComfyAko
1. Why is your comment is so unnecessarily provocative? Anyone might think you haven't as even played the game (or worse, are trying to deliberately start arguments).
2. Apart from the obvious stuff like new modes and better connectivity, I honestly don't know what changes could be made to the actual "mechanics" (e.g., squid roll), and I've extensively played all 3 games. What's not broken doesn't need fixing.
3. I'm pretty sure salmon run, a vastly improved story mode, tableturf, QOL improvements, more (and cooler) weapons, more maps, new battle modes and new customisation justifies a new game.
Re: Splatoon 3 'Sizzle Season 2023' Update Revealed - New Weapons, Stages, Game Modes And More
I absolutely loved this trailer up until I realised Barnacle & Dime is the THIRD TETRIS BLOCK STAGE IN A ROW. PLEASE STOP NINTENDO.
Re: Random: Zelda: Breath Of The Wild Tops GQ's 100 Greatest Games Of All Time
Ignoring its monumental impact, Super Mario 64 doesn't deserve a top 20 position (top 100 but not 20). Even though each world remains timeless and impressive today (not to mention the expansiveness of the moveset), the clunkiness of the controls (especially the camera) are hard to ignore in this scenario.
Re: Here Are The Top Ten Best-Selling Nintendo Switch Games As Of March 2023
@Sisilly_G Holy crap, completely forgot about the single player🙃
Still, even with experienced developers making the levels, theyre still restricted in terms of the tool available (e.g. enemies, gadgets, power up).
Re: Here Are The Top Ten Best-Selling Nintendo Switch Games As Of March 2023
@Sisilly_G What you've said about Super Mario Maker 2 is justifiable, but if I wanted to make my own, say, Super Mario Bros 4, it would inevitably take significantly longer (being less skilled) and lower quality (having access to limited, already existing parts).
This is not to demean SMM2 at all (which is one of my most played games), just to say that I trust Nintendo a lot more than myself.
Re: Here Are The Top Ten Best-Selling Nintendo Switch Games As Of March 2023
It's DEFINITELY time for a new 2d mario if a barebones port of one can break into the top 10 (and outmatch odyssey in quarterly sales).
Re: Feature: Best Royals In Nintendo Games - Who's Your Favourite?
@PessitheMystic Then don't click or comment on it.
(or even better, learn to have a sense of humour, since this feature is clearly meant to be a fun read)
Re: 50 Best Nintendo Switch Games So Far
Um, why is Splatoon 3 below Splatoon 2? It literally improves on the latter in every area.
Re: Video: Splatoon 3 DLC Wave 1 Is All Style And No Substance
Spot on in my opinion, would have been better as part of a seasonal update. Until more Side Order is shown, the DLC is just a $25 cosmetic.
(and yes, I played the original Splatoon and have lots of nostalgia towards it)
Re: Poll: Which Character Would You Like To See Return Next In Mario Kart 8 Deluxe?
Really hard but probably Kamek. He's just such a substantial part of the recent core 2D platformers to be ignored.
Also, I swear Ice bro has appeared in only like 3 games, so they'd definitely be last.
Re: Feature: Our Predictions For The February 2023 Nintendo Direct
Alana, Jim and Gavin all say the next Mario will be a new hardware launcher. I know it's rather late into the switch's life but the last three consoles have all had 2+ platformers.
Re: Talking Point: What Game Do You Replay Every Year?
Own up, which wise guy put Tears of the Kingdom?
Re: Talking Point: What Game Do You Replay Every Year?
Super Smash Bros Ultimate. The unending possible outcomes of a battle make it infectiously addictive.
Re: Mini Review: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Booster Course Pass Wave 3 - The Best Set Of Tracks Yet
Two things:
"Exceptionally dull"? When I saw London Loop on your gameplay video, it looked like great fun, especially the prominence of famous landmarks (if a little complex). But maybe this is just the fact I live near it. Even so, it definitely seems better than Tokyo and even NYC.
And how come this only gets a mini review compared to the first 2 waves?
Re: Pokémon Scarlet & Violet's First Mod Has Removed Ed Sheeran's Song 'Celestial'
Bro why do people hate ed sheeran? 💀
Re: Talking Point: Which Scary Video Game Moments Gave You Nightmares As A Kid?
Errrr... the Blooper item from Mario Kart?
(Stop laughing)
Re: Talking Point: Would You Prefer 'Super Mario Odyssey 2' Or A Totally New 3D Mario?
I'd like a new 2D mario more, as it'd be nice to see a shift away from the "New" series to the inventive, daring and unique concepts seen in the 3 and World (not unlike Odyssey).
But it's been 5 years.
I'd take literally anything.
Re: Deadpool And Morbius Head Up The Marvel's Midnight Suns Season Pass
This will sell 900 morbillion copies.
Re: Splatoon 3 Version 1.2.0 Is Now Available, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
@RubyCarbuncle No problem
Re: Splatoon 3 Version 1.2.0 Announced, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
@RubyCarbuncle P.S. If that doesn't work, you could try creating an alternative account to get access to easier matches.
Re: Splatoon 3 Version 1.2.0 Announced, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
@RubyCarbuncle @Joeynator3000 I think you can ask Grizzco to demote you while in the main office. Does that do anything?
Re: Review: Mario + Rabbids Sparks Of Hope - Creativity Trumps Challenge In This Delightful, Divergent Sequel
As a guy who loves the jubilation of clearing a hard level, I'm a little disappointed about the nerfed difficulty.
(Might choose the worst loadouts possible to artificially increase it)
Re: Talking Point: What Did You Think Of The September 2022 Nintendo Direct?
@Mauzuri I know, its really furstrating to see a barebones Strikers game favoured over a 2D mario and more.
Re: Talking Point: What Did You Think Of The September 2022 Nintendo Direct?
There hasnt been a new Mario platformer in 5 YEARS (aside from BF).
Enough said.
Re: Nintendo Direct Showcase Confirmed For Today (September 13th)
@dkxcalibur To make it interesting I'll say.... early December.
Re: Nintendo Direct Showcase Confirmed For Today (September 13th)
@dkxcalibur gg
Re: Nintendo Direct Showcase Confirmed For Tomorrow
@dkxcalibur Surely its too early for wave 3?
Re: Nintendo Direct Showcase Confirmed For Tomorrow
Checklist:
New 2D mario
New 3D mario
Mario and Rabbids footage
...
And the Splatoon 3 flounders height update
Re: Review: Splatoon 3 - The Pinnacle Of The Series And Switch's Slickest Shooter
Feel this really could have done with a new feature, to hook people on the fence. It didn't even have to be much, maybe a battle royale, to make it easier to distinguish between it and a expanded Splaroon 2 and convince more people to double-dip. More sales... everyones happy.
Oh well. The added variety does look good and I will buy, just not immediately.
Re: The Hardest Games On Nintendo Switch
Mario 3D All Stars deserves a place. The Sand Bird and Stomp on the Thwomp left me wanting to pull my hair off.
Re: Poll: What Did You Think Of Tricolor Turf War In Splatoon 3?
Team Scissors were first halfway through, so yeah this needs tweaking.
Re: Never Played Splatoon? Nintendo's Splatoon 3 Beginner's Guide Will Help
@EliSweetG It's a big first-party release. Millions of people need as much information on it as they can to decide if they want to buy.
So yeah, we DO need another Splatoon 3 news article.
Re: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - Booster Course Pass Wave 2 Confirmed For Next Week
@Grumblevolcano That's it. The DD courses. It's such a small thing but it really bothers me for some reason.
Re: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - Booster Course Pass Wave 2 Confirmed For Next Week
Can't help but feel the number of courses from each past game is becoming less balanced.
Also
OMG MUSHROOM GORGE WALUIGI PINBALL A NEW COURSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Re: Random: Up Or Down The Stairs? Super Mario Illusion Confuses The Internet
I refuse to accept this conclusion.
Re: Best Free Switch Games - Download And Play Right Now
Fall Guys is great fun minus the technical issues.
Re: Round Up: Every Game And Trailer From The Nintendo Direct Mini: Partner Showcase June 2022
Outperformed the "Mini" label imo.
Re: Rumour: Metroid Prime Remaster Apparently Lined Up For November, Prime 2 And 3 To Follow
@Meangenie That sounds most plausible.
Re: Poll: What Are You Hoping To See In The Nintendo Direct Mini?
Spark of Hope would be cool but I get this nagging feeling it's been delayed. Anyone else feel like that?
Re: Rumour: Metroid Prime Remaster Apparently Lined Up For November, Prime 2 And 3 To Follow
@BrianJL Even so, I'm seriously concerned Nintendo might try to make a mega cash-grab and charge 180 DOLLARS for all 3 games.
Re: Rumour: Metroid Prime Remaster Apparently Lined Up For November, Prime 2 And 3 To Follow
Wait, will they be 3, separate, $60 dollar games?
Re: Nintendo Direct Mini To Air Tomorrow, June 28
Im sorry but this is a total letdown.
Re: A Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Direct Will Be Airing This Wednesday
I'm happy for fans of the series but...
rats.
Re: New Hollow Knight: Silksong Trailer Features In Xbox Games Showcase
@zbinks I mean, I can kind of understand the U-turn. More consoles, more buyers, more profit (or maybe I just don't understand business strategies).
Re: Random: Bayonetta 3 Listing Jumps To The Top Of Nintendo's Store, And Everyone's Excited
@Not_Soos Not if I consume you first.
Re: Back Page: So, What Are We Calling This Not-E3 Conference, Anyway?
W3: waiting, waiting, waiting...
Re: New Pokémon Scarlet & Violet Trailer All But Confirms A Past Vs Future Theme
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Re: UK Charts: Nintendo Switch Sports Still Leads Nintendo's Contenders
@clianvXAi Exactly. Why gripe continually about how mediocre and lazy a port is or Nintendo's business practices, when in reality you only have yourself to blame, for supporting these development choices by purchasing the game itself?
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl: Duel #98 - Super Mario Strikers
@Shambo I can see your point, it just feels a bit bland compared to the anarchic, frantic feel of NA and Japan's boxart. I can totally get why some people like it but it doesn't really strike me.
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl: Duel #98 - Super Mario Strikers
The background of the Europe artwork looks like a rock. Easy NA and Japan win.