I know the "PS2 graphics" joke has been run into the ground about a million times over but the fact this game is selling so well only tells me that Game Freak simply won't put any effort into competent visuals as long as the games are making money. This is a multi-billion dollar franchise, we should not be settling for the bare minimum when we damn well know better could have and should have happened.
The fact Nintendo decided to make yet another Kirby instead of a new Mario Kart really stings considering we've been playing MK8 for nearly eight years...
I was watching the presentation live and went "Yeeeees!" when Sakurai said Kingdom Hearts was coming to Switch, only to go "Aw, dammit!" when he revealed it was cloud-based. Since I care about owning my games I'll probably get the PC version once it goes on sale.
Exophobia and Dawn of the Monsters look really fun and then obviously there's Toree 2 which I'm getting with spare gold points. This was definitely an improvement over last year's showcase
Didn't y'all give Colours Ultimate an eight when it was blatantly unfinished (and remains to be blatantly unfinished to this day)? At least Push Square had the guts to rip Cyberpunk to shreds when that was blatantly unfinished...
Anyway I have this on preorder and I'll most likely enjoy it based on what people are saying about it.
I wonder if anyone will be able to try and unofficially preserve the game before the shutdown. Either way, this was easily Nintendo's best mobile title and it'll be somewhat of a shame to see it go.
Gee, where have I seen this before? Where a game was announced too early and generated hype only to crash and burn when it eventually did release? I think it was called Cyberpunk or something...
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Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge
Have it preloaded, waiting for it to unlock even though it's 4:30PM on release day as of writing...
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl: Duel #92 - The Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past
The NA boxart is more iconic, but the Japan boxart has more personality so I'm going to vote for that one
Re: UK Charts: Pokemon Legends: Arceus Still On Top Despite Release Of Dying Light 2
I know the "PS2 graphics" joke has been run into the ground about a million times over but the fact this game is selling so well only tells me that Game Freak simply won't put any effort into competent visuals as long as the games are making money. This is a multi-billion dollar franchise, we should not be settling for the bare minimum when we damn well know better could have and should have happened.
Re: Switch Outsells Wii And PlayStation, Passes 100 Million Faster Than Any Other Home Console
@johnvboy "Best Nintendo console" Way to just completely ignore the SNES, 3DS, Wii, etc.
Re: Nintendo Switch Has Now Outsold Both The Wii And PlayStation
Shame it doesn't deserve that, with all the hardware problems, no original Mario Kart, terrible online, etc etc.
Re: Nintendo's Monthly Rewind Showcases The Busy Finale To 2021
If there's no Mario Kart 9 I don't wanna hear a damn word.
Re: Feature: Game Of The Year 2021 - Nintendo Life Staff Awards
I feel like this list should have included Mario Party, but I 100% agree with Dread winning
Re: Global Chip Shortages And Supply Issues To Continue Into 2023, Says Intel Boss
This time next year: "Global chip shortages to continue into 2024"
Re: Tencent Acquires Studio Behind Samurai Jack And Ninjala
Welp, time to uninstall Ninjala...
Re: Nintendo Reconfirms Release Windows For Major Upcoming Switch Games
The fact Nintendo decided to make yet another Kirby instead of a new Mario Kart really stings considering we've been playing MK8 for nearly eight years...
Re: Random: Tetris: The Grand Master Home Port Announcement Revealed By Announcement Delay
This is like the fifth Tetris game we're probably getting on the Switch, and I still intend to play all of them.
Re: Nintendo's Lawyers Strike Again, This Time Against A Mario NFT Gambling Game
Aren't NFTs basically just glorified JPEGs that destroy the environment by harnessing extreme amounts of data?
This is basically the only time I'm happy that Nintendo took down a fan game (if you can even call it that).
Re: Metroid Dread, Zelda, Pokémon And Mario All Nominated In Golden Joystick Awards 2021
Monkey Ball got snubbed, damn shame that is.
Re: Here's Your First Look At The Switch Box Art For Kirby And The Forgotten Land
Looks very uninspired and bland, much like the game itself...
Re: Looking For A Luxurious New Case To Protect Your Nintendo Switch OLED?
Eighty-eight dollars? This monstrosity costs eighty-eight dollars?!
Re: The "Silly" Party Brawler Gang Beasts Has Been Delayed For Switch
Oh noes, a game's been delayed by seven days, whatever shall I do to recover from this terrible tragedy?
Re: Hardware Review: Nintendo Switch OLED - The Screen's The Star
Personally I think it's mad that Nintendo thinks this is worth more than a Series S
Re: 'Kingdom Hearts Integrum Masterpiece' Collection Brings The Entire Saga To Switch
I was watching the presentation live and went "Yeeeees!" when Sakurai said Kingdom Hearts was coming to Switch, only to go "Aw, dammit!" when he revealed it was cloud-based. Since I care about owning my games I'll probably get the PC version once it goes on sale.
Re: Round Up: Eight Awesome Switch Games From The Nintendo Life Indie Spotlight
Exophobia and Dawn of the Monsters look really fun and then obviously there's Toree 2 which I'm getting with spare gold points. This was definitely an improvement over last year's showcase
Re: Review: Super Monkey Ball Banana Mania - Feature-Packed, But Far From Top Banana
Didn't y'all give Colours Ultimate an eight when it was blatantly unfinished (and remains to be blatantly unfinished to this day)? At least Push Square had the guts to rip Cyberpunk to shreds when that was blatantly unfinished...
Anyway I have this on preorder and I'll most likely enjoy it based on what people are saying about it.
Re: Random: Sakurai Seems To Be Finally Taking A Break From Smash Bros. Development, With The PS5
No Patrick, this does not mean the final fighter will be a Sony rep.
Re: Poll: What Did You Think Of Yesterday's Nintendo Direct?
When the most exciting announcement is 25 year old games you can't even own, that ain't good. I give it a very borderline C-
Re: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate's Final DLC Fighter Will Be Revealed October 5th
@Snatcher And the same day as Banana Mania (which I still think will review better than NASB lol)
Re: Here's Our First Look At Pokémon Trading Card Game Live, Coming "Soon"
Why not bring it to Switch? Would be a perfect fit!
Re: Tencent's New MOBA Pokémon Unite Has Surpassed 9 Million Downloads On Switch
I would have been interested if there was some sort of offline mode, but nah.
Re: Select Super Mario LEGO Sets Appear To Be 'Retiring Soon'
Have the other two but missing Bonzai Bill Barrage so I'll need to get on that
Re: Mario Kart Tour Adds Yoshi 'Kangaroo' For Sydney-Themed Event
Well actually, they won't even be able drive a full lap without being fined right now
Re: Square Enix To Show More Of Project Triangle Strategy At TGS Next Month
I played the demo and loved it, can't wait to see more of it
Re: This "Premium" Pokémon Ultra Ball Replica Looks Ultra Fancy
The photos make it seem a bit plasticky to be honest.
Re: Review: Sonic Colors Ultimate - The Best 3D Sonic Game Gets A Respectable Remaster
Pretty sure I heard something about this game being too easy, do you know whether or not that's true?
Re: Monkey Ball And Yakuza Creator Is In Talks To Leave Sega For NetEase
@Faruko It's more about data spying concerns than it is xenophobia, as the CCP is notorious for forcing Chinese tech companies to give them user data.
Re: Mario + Rabbids Team Shares Special Artwork To Celebrate Kingdom Battle's Fourth Anniversary
Despite all the leaks, this was and still is one of the biggest surprises of the Switch era. Can't wait for the sequel.
Re: Super Mario Bros. Movie Might Be Directed By The Teen Titans Go! Creators
And with that, this film's fate has been sealed, signed and delivered. What a shame.
Re: Random: Sakurai Terminator Reference Sparks DOOM, Fortnite And Among Us Smash Bros. Speculation
@Clyde_Radcliffe Yeah but then you also risk it being another Pokemon or Fire Emblem character
Re: This New Nintendo Switch Case Offers A Smart Way To Store And Protect Your Console
I would have bought one, but international shipping causes the total cost to go from $40 AUD to $62 AUD, so I'll be passing on it.
Re: The Original Game In Pokémon-Like Series 'Nexomon' Lands On Switch Next Month
Might get it while I wait for Legends Arceus
Re: 'Pokémon Presents' Live Presentation Announced For Wednesday, 18th August
Looking to see how they improved Legends, but even then it's at a decent timeslot for me so it's safe to assume I'll be tuning in
Re: Switch Takes Japan's Entire Top 30 Software Chart, The First Console To Do So Since 1988
To be fair, the Switch is pretty much the only in-demand console with actual stock. Still, this is utterly insane
Re: UK Newspaper Comes Under Fire For Hinting That Video Games Are "The Next Global Pandemic"
Remember when people made a ruckus about rock music being evil? This is the 21st century equivalent of that.
Re: The Voice Of Mario From The Early '90s Has Passed Away
Condolences to his loved ones.
Re: Super Hiking League DX Brings Chaotic Retro Platforming To Switch
"An evil wizard is making the mountains disappear as part of his plans to make the world perfectly flat!"
Sounds like something a flat-earther would do.
Re: UK Charts: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Speeds Into Second As Nintendo Takes Half Of Top Ten
The cold, hard truth is that Mario Kart 9 is never happening.
Re: Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Rumours Intensify
@Tom-Smo I'm pretty certain it was a joke.
Re: Nintendo Is Shutting Down Dr. Mario World For Mobile
I wonder if anyone will be able to try and unofficially preserve the game before the shutdown. Either way, this was easily Nintendo's best mobile title and it'll be somewhat of a shame to see it go.
Re: Rumour: Nintendo To End Submissions For New Wii U And 3DS eShop Games
Comments fearing a shutdown announcement in 3, 2, 1...
Re: Takashi Iizuka Admits The Sonic 2022 Reveal Was Probably A Bit Too Early
Gee, where have I seen this before? Where a game was announced too early and generated hype only to crash and burn when it eventually did release? I think it was called Cyberpunk or something...
Re: Random: The Zelda: Skyward Sword Joy-Con Appear To Feature A Neat Character Reference
Instead of gripping the Master Sword, the Master Sword is now gripping your wrists. Nice!
Re: Soapbox: Can We Just Announce All Platforms At The Same Time Already?
Quite frankly, just say what platforms it will run on and be done with it.
Re: Netflix Will Reportedly Offer Video Games "Within The Next Year"
If they can barely put anything of worth in their film and television collection then why should they bother with gaming?
Re: NBA 2K22 Is Heading To Switch, Of Course, This September
@SkullDragr That's a good strategy too but I don't really think it would be worth the monumental amount of MicroSD space.