There were those reports a few years back about Taylor Swift being transported inside suitcases to avoid the paparazzi. And she’s 5’11”, and Samus is about that height as well. So I think she just rolls up into a ball. But if they could make it a Morph Suitcase in a future game that would be cool.
I liked the original back in the day, not sure about this version though. And most of what the trailer showed was the platforming I didn’t care about as much anyway. Fingers crossed.
Wow, I haven’t seen Kenny Goldin since he was dealing baseball cards with Don West on Shop At Home in the late 90s/early 2000s. He was full of it then, but this is a whole other level.
Have to say that I never understand why so many people who played the game ask for a port of XCX, rather than the sequel we deserve. It’s been 6 years, the ending begs for another chapter…bring on XCX2.
I already put 250 hours into the first one, I don’t need to do it again. But continue the story and I’m in.
I think New Nintendo Switch, sadly. Super Switch is kinda nice though.
Whatever they call it, this refresh may kill my chances of seeing a simple Switch 2, Switch 3, etc. approach to naming. I’ve never owned a PlayStation, but I like how clear their names are.
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Re: Waifu Discovered 2: Medieval Fantasy Hits Switch Later This Month
One-Hand-Free Studios? Lmao
And why are you a horse?? (“As one of these equine heroes…”)
Re: Feature: Seriously, What The Heck Is Going On Inside Samus’ Morph Ball?
There were those reports a few years back about Taylor Swift being transported inside suitcases to avoid the paparazzi. And she’s 5’11”, and Samus is about that height as well. So I think she just rolls up into a ball. But if they could make it a Morph Suitcase in a future game that would be cool.
Re: Poll: Do You Use The Black Or White Theme On Your Nintendo Switch?
White. I don’t like dark modes.
Re: Rune Factory 5 Release Date Finally Confirmed For Next Year
Lmao the only thing I ever ask about this game is if you can be gay. And now you can! 🙌🏻
Re: Actraiser Renaissance Hits Nintendo Switch Later Today
I liked the original back in the day, not sure about this version though. And most of what the trailer showed was the platforming I didn’t care about as much anyway. Fingers crossed.
Re: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate's Final DLC Fighter Will Be Revealed October 5th
@hadrian Gross.
Hope it’s a first-party character for the final selection.
Re: 'WATA Certified' Copy Of Sonic The Hedgehog Sells For Record Price
Wow, I haven’t seen Kenny Goldin since he was dealing baseball cards with Don West on Shop At Home in the late 90s/early 2000s. He was full of it then, but this is a whole other level.
Re: Bayonetta's Voice Actor Isn't So Sure About Her Future In The Role
@pgerhard The neutral term is also appropriate, and sometimes preferred.
Re: Feature: Ranking The Playable Instruments Of The Legend Of Zelda, From Worst To Best
Honorable mention for Sheik's Triforce Harp from Hyrule Warriors.
Re: Review: Baldo: The Guardian Owls - Exquisite Ghibli-Esque Art Can't Hide Tortuous Gameplay
This is very disappointing, I was looking forward to this one.
Re: Random: This Deep Sea Subnautica LEGO Build Makes Us Hate The Ocean Slightly Less
@Sourcecode It’s hot and gross. Well, the beach is, anyway.
Re: Grow: Song Of The Evertree Sprouts A Switch Release Date Later This Year
Looks pretty interesting, I might be up for this.
Re: Fire Emblem Style Turn-Based Tactical RPG Dark Deity Comes To Switch In 2022
@Nephestinus Rise Eterna’s reviews aren’t very good.
Re: Mini Review: Townscaper - A Peaceful, Pretty, City-Building Plaything
Fun review, and sounds like a nice game. Sold.
Re: Sandwalkers Is A Beautiful Exploration Roguelike In A Troubled World
@MindfulGamer So you can make it right! Which is more than you can do in real life
Re: Soup Raiders Is An Eye-Catching Tactical RPG With Animals Fighting Over Food
“Tactical RPG with animals fighting over food” is everything I never knew I wanted. I’ll look out for this one.
Re: Marvelous Celebrates 15 Years Of The Rune Factory Series With A Special Anniversary Video
@tyranny_life It’s fine, plenty of other games for me to buy.
Re: Marvelous Celebrates 15 Years Of The Rune Factory Series With A Special Anniversary Video
@kupocake That’s disappointing. Guess I’ll wait for RF6.
Re: Marvelous Celebrates 15 Years Of The Rune Factory Series With A Special Anniversary Video
Can you be gay in RF5?
Re: Random: Sakurai Doesn't Appreciate Being Featured In Some Memes
New meme using the line, “You shouldn't use other people's power for your own principles” in 3, 2, 1…
Re: Random: Someone Made A Zelda: Breath Of The Wild Version Of Google Maps Street View
Probably no surprise that Street View hasn’t made it out to Eventide Island just yet. Very cool stuff though.
Re: The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles Is Already The Fifth Best Switch Game Of 2021
@Khalic The first sentence of the article states that these are opinions.
Which really goes without saying, as any rating is inherently an opinion. But it was said anyway.
Re: Raji: An Ancient Epic Enhanced Edition Coming As A Free Update To Switch
I picked this one up but somehow never finished it. Maybe the update will convince me to.
Re: Kemco Summer Switch Sale Reduces Seven RPGs By Up To 50%
To be fair, I wouldn’t know the names of their games if it weren’t for these sales. So I guess that’s a partial win.
Re: Soapbox: Parallel Play Is The New Couch Co-Op, And Minecraft Is Perfect For It
@Deviant-Dork The average Minecraft player is in their 20s.
Re: Soapbox: Space Jam 2 Is A Video Game Cash-In That Doesn't Quite Get It Right
@Mana_Knight Sometimes I only look at the headline and subheading to try and figure out if it’s a Kate article. You can usually tell lol
Re: Review: Cris Tales - A Gorgeous Indie JRPG That Does Just Enough To Stand Out
I’m interested. If they can do something about the encounter rate and loading screens I’ll bite.
Re: Disgaea Series Hits 5 Million Sales
@JR150 Thanks!
Re: Disgaea Series Hits 5 Million Sales
Which Disgaea game should a newcomer play first, and why?
Re: Games Within Games - The Best Video Games In Other Video Games
Stardew Valley?
Re: Minecraft Dungeons Announces Echoing Void DLC, New Free Update And Ultimate Edition
Announces Echoing Void DLC
Re: Round Up: Here Are The First "Hands-On" Impressions Of The Nintendo Switch OLED
I’m 100% docked, so no need for me; I’ll wait for Switch 2. But it looks nice for handheld players and newcomers!
Re: Xenoblade Chronicles Developer Monolith Soft Reports Huge Profits, Up By 138.2%
Glad to hear they’re doing well.
Have to say that I never understand why so many people who played the game ask for a port of XCX, rather than the sequel we deserve. It’s been 6 years, the ending begs for another chapter…bring on XCX2.
I already put 250 hours into the first one, I don’t need to do it again. But continue the story and I’m in.
Re: Random: Mario's Nips Are Back In This Beachy Nintendo Pic
All this nipple news has me now envisioning a general ‘body parts’ tag for things like Twintelle’s booty, Luigi’s bulge, etc.
Time to log off, I think.
Re: A Hand-Drawn Guide To Metroid Is Coming, And It Looks Absolutely Stunning
Hope he fixes any and all typos before it’s released (I see “enhancment” here).
Re: Random: That Guy Playing The Switch OLED In His Hallway Is Driving Social Media Bonkers
@sixrings Not me!
Re: Random: That Guy Playing The Switch OLED In His Hallway Is Driving Social Media Bonkers
It bothered me more that he kept his shoes on.
Re: Nintendo FAQ Confirms That Switch OLED Joy-Cons Are The Same As Existing Controllers
@Yosher Pro controllers can also drift — it’s happened to me with a couple of them. And there’s no free repair for those.
Re: Back Page: To All The Low-Level Enemies I've Slaughtered
I hate killing punis in Atelier games. They’re even cuter than slimes.
Re: Get Ready For Cris Tales With Its Gorgeous Opening Cinematic
The demo wasn’t very well received. Hopefully the final version is an improvement.
Re: Rune Factory 5's Local Switch Release Arrives "Early" In 2022
Sure would be nice if they were able to use that time to add in gay marriage. I know it’s not happening though, which is disappointing.
Re: XSEED Games Has "Multiple Reveals" Lined Up For E3
Rune Factory 5 pushed back to 2022 ☹️
Re: Hands On: LEGO Builder's Journey Is A Tiny, Beautiful Experiment About The Joy In Play
This looks lovely, I’m interested.
Re: Review: DC Super Hero Girls: Teen Power - A Kid-Friendly Alternative To Grimdark DC
Thanks for the review, I’ll pick this one up.
Re: Video: Meet The Hori Flex, A Nintendo Switch Controller Built With Accessibility In Mind
I was going to watch the video until I got to the last word of the article.
Glad this controller exists for those who need it.
Re: Capcom Facing $12 Million Lawsuit For Allegedly Using Artist's Photos Without Permission
This is quite the infringement, Capcom will be on the hook for this one. Maybe not $12 million, but it’ll be interesting to see.
Re: Reminder: DC Super Hero Girls: Teen Power Is Out Now On Nintendo Switch
A review might help convince me to splash out the full retail price.
Re: Random: Forget "Can You Pet The Dog", Does Your Favourite Game Have A Crab In It?
Katamari Damacy and Super Mario 2 have cute crabs. Trials of Mana has the cutest crab.
Re: Talking Point: What Do You Think The "Switch Pro" Will Actually Be Called?
I think New Nintendo Switch, sadly. Super Switch is kinda nice though.
Whatever they call it, this refresh may kill my chances of seeing a simple Switch 2, Switch 3, etc. approach to naming. I’ve never owned a PlayStation, but I like how clear their names are.
Re: Feature: A Perfect Metascore? We Play The Switch Game "Better Than Zelda: Breath Of The Wild"
@Rohanrocks88 Maybe read another writer’s articles then? Just a thought.