Synecdoche

Clearly this should’ve been held back for Crab News Thursday.

The proportions are all wrong though, no? The loop is barely taller than Sonic himself; the crab is as wide as the bridge is long. It’s like the whole landscape got hit with a shrink ray. Then again, people would probably shudder at the price if it hadn’t been.

Fire Emblem Fates?

Ryza and Ryza 2?

@Taylor88 It’s the best-selling Metroid game in almost 15 years. Hopefully the awards inspire even more sales.

@Axecon DQXIS is on the list.

Happy to return to this one again, it’s a great game.

Beating Bon Appetit to the punch with this one 😉

@Devann You misspelled “best.”

@Ryu_Niiyama Affectedly or excessively dainty, delicate, cute, or quaint

As others have said…if we can get both Steve and Alex, and both Pyra and Mythra, then it sure would be nice if we could get a female Byleth as well.

One-Hand-Free Studios? Lmao

And why are you a horse?? (“As one of these equine heroes…”)

There were those reports a few years back about Taylor Swift being transported inside suitcases to avoid the paparazzi. And she’s 5’11”, and Samus is about that height as well. So I think she just rolls up into a ball. But if they could make it a Morph Suitcase in a future game that would be cool.

White. I don’t like dark modes.

Lmao the only thing I ever ask about this game is if you can be gay. And now you can! 🙌🏻

I liked the original back in the day, not sure about this version though. And most of what the trailer showed was the platforming I didn’t care about as much anyway. Fingers crossed.

@hadrian Gross.

Hope it’s a first-party character for the final selection.

Wow, I haven’t seen Kenny Goldin since he was dealing baseball cards with Don West on Shop At Home in the late 90s/early 2000s. He was full of it then, but this is a whole other level.

@pgerhard The neutral term is also appropriate, and sometimes preferred.

Honorable mention for Sheik's Triforce Harp from Hyrule Warriors.

This is very disappointing, I was looking forward to this one.

@Sourcecode It’s hot and gross. Well, the beach is, anyway.

Looks pretty interesting, I might be up for this.

@Nephestinus Rise Eterna’s reviews aren’t very good.

Fun review, and sounds like a nice game. Sold.

@MindfulGamer So you can make it right! Which is more than you can do in real life

“Tactical RPG with animals fighting over food” is everything I never knew I wanted. I’ll look out for this one.

@tyranny_life It’s fine, plenty of other games for me to buy.

@kupocake That’s disappointing. Guess I’ll wait for RF6.

Can you be gay in RF5?

New meme using the line, “You shouldn't use other people's power for your own principles” in 3, 2, 1…

Probably no surprise that Street View hasn’t made it out to Eventide Island just yet. Very cool stuff though.

@Khalic The first sentence of the article states that these are opinions.

Which really goes without saying, as any rating is inherently an opinion. But it was said anyway.

I picked this one up but somehow never finished it. Maybe the update will convince me to.

To be fair, I wouldn’t know the names of their games if it weren’t for these sales. So I guess that’s a partial win.

@Deviant-Dork The average Minecraft player is in their 20s.

@Mana_Knight Sometimes I only look at the headline and subheading to try and figure out if it’s a Kate article. You can usually tell lol

I’m interested. If they can do something about the encounter rate and loading screens I’ll bite.

@JR150 Thanks!

Which Disgaea game should a newcomer play first, and why?

Stardew Valley?

Announces Echoing Void DLC

I’m 100% docked, so no need for me; I’ll wait for Switch 2. But it looks nice for handheld players and newcomers!

Glad to hear they’re doing well.

Have to say that I never understand why so many people who played the game ask for a port of XCX, rather than the sequel we deserve. It’s been 6 years, the ending begs for another chapter…bring on XCX2.

I already put 250 hours into the first one, I don’t need to do it again. But continue the story and I’m in.

All this nipple news has me now envisioning a general ‘body parts’ tag for things like Twintelle’s booty, Luigi’s bulge, etc.

Time to log off, I think.

Hope he fixes any and all typos before it’s released (I see “enhancment” here).

@sixrings Not me!

It bothered me more that he kept his shoes on.

@Yosher Pro controllers can also drift — it’s happened to me with a couple of them. And there’s no free repair for those.

I hate killing punis in Atelier games. They’re even cuter than slimes.

The demo wasn’t very well received. Hopefully the final version is an improvement.