@2CATteam "Three years? Four years?" Jesus christ, are you hoping for the Breath of the Wild of 2D Metroids or something? Not even most 3D games take that long.
th @Anti-Matter "Why don''t developers make games full of muscular men?"
That was pretty much every single western game in the 7th generation of consoles.
If you're asking why japan doesn't make more bara games, much smaller audience compared to waifu stuff.
Use your logic, buddy.
The hide and seek seemed more interesting at first, kind of dislike that there's a radar. That said WOOOAH THAT KNIGHT ARMOR LOOKS SO FRICKING COOL OH MAH GAH
But seriously this looks like garbage, gimme king of fighters (insertnumberofthecurrentgamehere).
It looks like poo visually so it's not like the switch can't run it.
The reception to Tropical Freeze has been A LOT MORE positive as of late, naming it one of the best platformers of all time. I'm sure it'll sell a lot better on the switch.
The potential announcements are cool and all but I feel like nintendo is shooting themselves in the foot by making fans SO excited for this upcoming direct.
The IP has no place on an actual console like the Switch. The second game kind of flopped on the 3DS compared to the DS games, mostly because casuals left the market, so they should migrate it to mobile phones.
Hopefully the sequel is more of a Monster Hunter clone now that the series left nintendo (although that'll probably change when Capcom realize japan doesn't want monhun on home consoles...again).
@Tasuki "waah mods are mean" Nice outrage, but they've never posted roms in an official article. Nintendo would sue them. The only thing they ever post is PATCHES. Read above.
@Zelda_Geek This is not a fan game, big boy. It's just a patch you apply to the official game. To even play this you need to dumb the rom from your GB cartridge.
@Fazermint I haven't played mario land 1 since I was a babby so maybe the game is poop now, but I still remember thee overworld theme quite clearly. It's the first piece of music I think about whenever I hear "mario".
@MarcelRguez "The soundtrack is fantastic though, not sure what you're on about on that." I entered like five different worlds (the open world thing I like, too bad the levels you have access to are garbo) and none of them had particularly good or memorable music. And most of them repeated the same one. There wasn't a single song as memorable as Land 1's overworld theme.
"It doesn't feel like a Mario game, it feels like a dark fantasy platformer starring Mario." A particularly mediocre one at that.
@masterLEON I didn't need nor care about your detailed explanation of how the port was made, man. I simply said there's no demand for this poo, therefore there was no reason Nintendo needed to make it.
No demand = No money. These ports aren't passion projects.
So I went ahead and played the game for a bit. I've never actually played Land 2, mind you.
Is the level design and music supposed to be so terrible? The controls and jumping seem incredibly stiffy too, I'd blame this on the game but I think it's just a hardware limitation, since Kirby's Dream Land 2 had the same problem (it's why I quit playing that, too).
The Game Boy games haven't aged exceptionally well. The few ones that are still good are the Zelda games, I suppose (and metal gear but that's GBC).
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Re: SNK Heroines: Tag Team Frenzy Will Not Censor Risqué Costumes For Western Switch Release
@Anti-Matter "I am that audience"
You're kinda proving my point that the audience is much smaller.
Re: Rumour: Another 2D Metroid Has Begun Development
@Tarvaax "Even Super Metroid looks pretty meh as of late. I suppose ALttP aged well visually though."
Did you seriously just say this looks meh
http://photobucket.com/gallery/user/sciencetogod/media/bWVkaWFJZDo1NTc5NzQ3OQ==/?ref=
but this "aged well visually"?
https://gamefaqs.akamaized.net/screens/9/7/d/gfs_23204_2_1.jpg
Then again this is coming from the guy who thinks polygons look better than pixels.
Re: Rumour: Another 2D Metroid Has Begun Development
@2CATteam "Three years? Four years?"
Jesus christ, are you hoping for the Breath of the Wild of 2D Metroids or something? Not even most 3D games take that long.
Re: SNK Heroines: Tag Team Frenzy Will Not Censor Risqué Costumes For Western Switch Release
th @Anti-Matter "Why don''t developers make games full of muscular men?"
That was pretty much every single western game in the 7th generation of consoles.
If you're asking why japan doesn't make more bara games, much smaller audience compared to waifu stuff.
Use your logic, buddy.
Re: SNK Heroines: Tag Team Frenzy Will Not Censor Risqué Costumes For Western Switch Release
@Kalmaro "But it's just their opinion"
Nah it's pretty much a fact by now.
Re: Scribblenauts Showdown Officially Confirmed For Switch Release This March
Of all the rumored games, we get this...?
Re: Splatoon 2 Has Become The First Home Console Game This Decade To Sell 2 Million Copies In Japan
@Ham-n-jam Monster Hunter Portable World is pretty much guaranteed, tbh.
Re: Splatoon 2 Has Become The First Home Console Game This Decade To Sell 2 Million Copies In Japan
@Ham-n-jam Monster Hunter games don't sell very well on home consoles.
Which is why monster hunter world is such a puzzling decision to me...
Re: SNK Heroines: Tag Team Frenzy Will Not Censor Risqué Costumes For Western Switch Release
@Kalmaro Has anyone ever told you you're a gigantic prude?
Re: Nintendo Switch Is Seeing Record Sales In Both France And Italy
Neat. I'm glad the rest of europe doesn''t suck in terms of taste unlike the UK.
Re: Feature: Killer Apps We Really Want To See On Nintendo Switch
I don't care about any of these besides an activity log.
I have a PC.
Re: Video: Get Ready To Crack The Case With Detective Pikachu In The Latest Trailer
@Anti-Matter ...And?
Re: Video: Get Ready To Crack The Case With Detective Pikachu In The Latest Trailer
>3DS
woah is it 2016
You know if they really wanted to promote their upcoming live action movie, releasing it on a dead console isn't the best way to do so.
Re: New Battle Pack DLC is Coming to Pokkén Tournament DX Featuring New Characters
@Indielink "I don't expect to be given things for free"
I already paid 60 nibelsnarfing dollars for a barebones game. It's not free.
Re: New Battle Pack DLC is Coming to Pokkén Tournament DX Featuring New Characters
@Indielink Yeah because you need to pay for the balloon world mode in mario odyssey and the three costumes.
Re: Mario Tennis Aces Brings A GBA-Style Story Mode To Switch
@nitrolink Hey, saving time by reusing an engine to focus on story and gameplay seems like a good compromise to me.
Re: A Free Update Is Coming to Super Mario Odyssey Next Month
The hide and seek seemed more interesting at first, kind of dislike that there's a radar.
That said WOOOAH THAT KNIGHT ARMOR LOOKS SO FRICKING COOL OH MAH GAH
Re: A Free Update Is Coming to Super Mario Odyssey Next Month
@Trikeboy They really want to revive the balloon trippin' franchise but realistically can't.
Re: Random: Paris Hilton Ponders Why We Don't Have Nintendogs On Our Smartphones Yet
@Meowpheel I don't think the audience for this game cared much about that honestly.
Re: New Battle Pack DLC is Coming to Pokkén Tournament DX Featuring New Characters
And you have to pay for those two.
Wow
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Re: New Battle Pack DLC is Coming to Pokkén Tournament DX Featuring New Characters
Wow two fighters.
Wow.
Impressive.
Re: Video: The 21 Best GameCube Games Money Can Buy
@subpopz Metroids are asexual, they reproduce asexually.
Re: SNK Heroines: Tag Team Frenzy Brings Two-On-Two Fighting Action To Switch
But seriously this looks like garbage, gimme king of fighters (insertnumberofthecurrentgamehere).
It looks like poo visually so it's not like the switch can't run it.
Re: SNK Heroines: Tag Team Frenzy Brings Two-On-Two Fighting Action To Switch
You Hurt The Waifu, You Get The Naifu.
Re: DK Will Star in New DLC Coming to Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle
@Anti-Matter Just only.
Re: Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze And Hyrule Warriors Are Coming To Switch
The reception to Tropical Freeze has been A LOT MORE positive as of late, naming it one of the best platformers of all time. I'm sure it'll sell a lot better on the switch.
Re: Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze And Hyrule Warriors Are Coming To Switch
@JH64 Great news.
Re: Praise The Sun! Dark Souls: Remastered Is Coming To Switch This May
This isn't even that hard, guys.
Re: Nintendo Direct Mini Is Happening Right Now
Wow, pretty much every game featured here looks interesting to me. Mario Tennis, Ys and Dark Souls (which I never got to play), mostly.
Re: GameStop Tweets About Nintendo Direct, Then Quickly Deletes The Tweet
The potential announcements are cool and all but I feel like nintendo is shooting themselves in the foot by making fans SO excited for this upcoming direct.
Re: Random: Paris Hilton Ponders Why We Don't Have Nintendogs On Our Smartphones Yet
The IP has no place on an actual console like the Switch. The second game kind of flopped on the 3DS compared to the DS games, mostly because casuals left the market, so they should migrate it to mobile phones.
Re: Video: The 21 Best GameCube Games Money Can Buy
@LightBeam
>He
>Implying Metroid is a boy
Re: Review: Pulstar (Switch eShop / Neo Geo)
@Darlinfan Reading is for nerds, white boi.
Re: Review: Pulstar (Switch eShop / Neo Geo)
SNK should stop releasing these games and make some new ones for once.
Re: Speedrunners Just Can't Get Enough Of Super Mario Odyssey
Speedrunning is the kind of thing that is super cool to hear about but actually watching is effing boring.
Re: Aonuma Wants to Keep Zelda: Breath of the Wild's Freedom in Future Games
@Nincompoop
>3DS
ahahahahahaha
Re: Feature: Memorable Games of 2017 - Ever Oasis
Hopefully the sequel is more of a Monster Hunter clone now that the series left nintendo (although that'll probably change when Capcom realize japan doesn't want monhun on home consoles...again).
Re: Super Mario Land 2 Gets a Fan-Made Colour Treatment
@Tasuki "waah mods are mean"
Nice outrage, but they've never posted roms in an official article. Nintendo would sue them.
The only thing they ever post is PATCHES. Read above.
Re: Super Mario Land 2 Gets a Fan-Made Colour Treatment
@Zelda_Geek This is not a fan game, big boy. It's just a patch you apply to the official game.
To even play this you need to dumb the rom from your GB cartridge.
@Fazermint I haven't played mario land 1 since I was a babby so maybe the game is poop now, but I still remember thee overworld theme quite clearly. It's the first piece of music I think about whenever I hear "mario".
Re: Breath of the Wild Developers Discuss the Zelda Timeline
@cowntsikin It doesn't have anything in common with the original zelda besides vague gameplay mechanics, though.
Re: Super Mario Land 2 Gets a Fan-Made Colour Treatment
@MarcelRguez "The soundtrack is fantastic though, not sure what you're on about on that."
I entered like five different worlds (the open world thing I like, too bad the levels you have access to are garbo) and none of them had particularly good or memorable music. And most of them repeated the same one.
There wasn't a single song as memorable as Land 1's overworld theme.
"It doesn't feel like a Mario game, it feels like a dark fantasy platformer starring Mario."
A particularly mediocre one at that.
Re: Review: Arcade Archives VS. Super Mario Bros. (Switch eShop)
@masterLEON I didn't need nor care about your detailed explanation of how the port was made, man. I simply said there's no demand for this poo, therefore there was no reason Nintendo needed to make it.
No demand = No money. These ports aren't passion projects.
Re: Super Mario Land 2 Gets a Fan-Made Colour Treatment
So I went ahead and played the game for a bit. I've never actually played Land 2, mind you.
Is the level design and music supposed to be so terrible? The controls and jumping seem incredibly stiffy too, I'd blame this on the game but I think it's just a hardware limitation, since Kirby's Dream Land 2 had the same problem (it's why I quit playing that, too).
The Game Boy games haven't aged exceptionally well. The few ones that are still good are the Zelda games, I suppose (and metal gear but that's GBC).
Re: Review: Arcade Archives VS. Super Mario Bros. (Switch eShop)
@masterLEON "Nintendo asked for it, obviously."
Yeah that's not how it works, genius.
Re: Review: VS. Super Mario Bros. (Switch eShop)
who the hell asked for this
"hey guys I know you wanted the virtual console but here's a crappy port of mario bros optimized for maximum penny eating"
Re: Review: TINY METAL (Switch eShop)
@WhistleFish It's just a dumb nickname. My point is that it isn't very good.
@Bliquid lmao
Re: Review: TINY METAL (Switch eShop)
@Bliquid The first one isn't even a sony game. Also.
>Horizon zero awards
>Good
Re: Random: These N64 Box Art Covers Have Not Aged Well
N64 Today sounds like the kind of website that would suffer from horrible news droughts.
Re: Review: TINY METAL (Switch eShop)
@OorWullie " the fact Sony were involved with it gave me confidence it was going to turn out well."
yeah like knack
that was such a masterpiece
Re: Poll: Surprise! A New Zelda Is In Development, But What Do You Want From It?
A combination of BotW and Twilight Princess. Great interactive open world with great story and amazing dungeons.