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@Balladeer I'll still buy it as I want to support the employees who work there, and not try to punish their boss while vicariously punishing them. That plus it looks aces.

@Captain_Toad 'I've got his autograph...wait a minute..it's not signed Hitler....who's 'Mr Bronson'?'

One's missing his paint brush and the other's missing about 200ft and a load of spikes. And a sixpack, bizarrely.

@GrailUK but if it was nobody would read it.

Cool, they can even keep Hitler as the bad guy.

The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen have the best version of War Of The Worlds.

@Qwertyninty a sad reality? It clearly doesn't need what you think of as AAA games (I won't list how many games that I consider AAA that the Switch does have as I don't have the time) it's number one, so the demand is there - and the demand continues to increase.

Axelay would be so much better if tweaked.

@Gwynbleidd nobody cares - what I do with my Switch is my business, I'm not breaking any laws

@doctorhino an assumption of this day and age - some of us do not own mobile phones.

Of course putting Mame and Retroach on it is the best way to play, you can even have !!!a folder!!! called ROMS too. Hacked Nintendo Switch does what Nintendon't.

@shiryu - 'fell good vibes' = 'feel good vibes' 😀

Gears Of War trilogy please, plus Halo. Then - of course - Resident Evil 7, push the system, don't stream it.

Stupid move he would have showered them in gold....

@sandman89 Horace wipes its arse with so many games on this list it's not even funny - unlike Horace itself, which is hilarious.

@AlienigenX because they already have an established fan base = moolah, that's the theory anyway, the execution leaves a lot to be desired in 9/10 cases. The points raised in this article and the headline itself seem a bit pointless to me - kind of just stating the obvious - still, got to get that word count up I suppose.

Probably got more chance of finding a Covid vaccine.

Has anyone ever been 'gruntled'?

@nessisonett so because a handful of people make ignorant comments that gives you the right to make a sweeping generalisation about an entire country? Grow up.

If you melt your snowboy does that make him gender fluid?

And please, for the love of God, call the next iteration Switch 2, SwitchX or Switch Ultra - just not SwitchU or USwitch.

@electrolite77 what the helll does 'go pound sand' even mean? I'm getting too old for this crap.

Doom for me. What a game! I love having this on my homescreen sitting next to AC and Pikmin 3

@JimmySpades I wouldn't dream of getting you to retract it - unlike you I don't really care about people's opinions now off you go, get back to your dissertation on the follies of modern man.

@JimmySpades uh huh. Because laziness is never the issue. Don't kid yourself or other people. Submitting shoddy work and hoping for the best has been around since time began. Nice ad hominem in your argument btw, thanks 😁

@ThanosReXXX actually looking at the thread it seems that you two are actively trying to stir things up - don't become what you say you hate.

@ThanosReXXX then don't encourage 'them'.

@NightBeast that's easy: lazy ports.

@ThanosReXXX not really, they probably will now though so bravo.

Bought day one - love it.

So it's just a dog?

Brightens up by 45% when you find the Blade Of Light, thought this was common knowledge?

@Razer only overwhelmingly negative in any thread on here, as people can't seem to get over a digital only release - Mark my words, this will sell bucketloads if it's a solid port. I for one can't wait.

'Free', yup, I got some 'free' car mats the other week, only had to spend 26k on the car.

Those headsets will be problematic in the current climate.

No sound can be worked around, as stated in the article, the price however...

HORACE!!!! what a brilliant game, the narration/VO is absolutely hilarious, so many subtle jokes too.

I prefer to think of it as a better, cheaper Switch Lite, with added benefit of no Joycon drift.

Ordered three so should have mine this weekend or Monday. I intend to open one, possibly hack it - if it's possible - then keep the other two unopened.

@Pod how about tables? You can play games on tables.

Everyone saying it needs this, or it needs that - read the article headline again, clearly it doesn't need anything else.

I don't have enough time to play Switch conventionally, let alone fannying around with guff like this.

'Congratulations on the launch of your system, and a great line up of games to boot.....(looks for games)....as I said, congratulations on the launch of your system '

@Giancarlothomaz they don't want power though - they prefer to provide an alternate system that is not seen as a direct competitor to the other two and yet fills a void the other two create.

I've been playing it for an hour or so. Combat is lacking compared to Muramasa, feels a bit 'spongy'. Art/graphics amazing with just a bit of judder. Dialogue is good but could grate after a while. A solid 7 from me based on first imoressions, could go higher (hopefully will).

A giant sock for small people to climb in so they can discreetly play with themselves ....only in Japan. Just add tentacles to complete.

12/12 - btw, can't believe you used 'occupants' and not 'occuplants' in the subheading.

@Robzilla

Woman 1: what should we put on the USA and Japan covers?

Woman 2: Let's just let the work-experience kid mess around with photoshop, what could go wrong?

Woman 1: Genius!!! Make it so!!! Also make sure you cut off their legs on the US cover.

I think I would go with Europe as the other two are similar and look terrible - a better image might have been just the train car background with a zombie's hand opening the door, subtle and not too garish like the ones we actually got.

Got three pre-ordered, intend to just open one and try and hack it if I can and keep the other two sealed.

I am now waiting for the third part in the series: Some Cats Are Ambivalent Towards Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit.