Lordplops

Best thing is if you break it and return it,they send you a replacement that's just a little bit better than the one you broke.

Castlevania 4 tunes or GTFO.

Two teens and a two year old? Spend the money on a one way ticket to...anywhere else.

Should have released the OLED with a crank to power it. It's the future.

Yep, I remember the golden smoky days of arcades, but now you can have a fully operational arcade in the palm of your hand, so it's no surprise they are going extinct - palm size arcades are great, but they aren't a substitute for the real thing - soon all of them too will be lost to time, like tears in the rain...

I'm playing Chernobylite.

I'm looking forward to the level where you try to get Mr H Lecter, to complete the survey and he eats your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

I prefer the 7Up dance.

Well, Sonic is going to be a bit lonely....

Looks like The Thing from Fantastic Four.

This is guaranteed to run at 68fps on Steam Deck. My mate heard it from his mate's cleaner.

Doesn't quite get it right? It's atrocious. LeBron James is a personality vaccuum.

@nessisonett I really don't get how - apart from you - nobody has flagged this up, first thing I thought when they nearly kissed the first time was ' Wait...but that's just you with..lady bits'. Still, I suppose it fits as nobody could love Loki as much as he loves himself.

I still think they missed a trick not having Alex Kingston as the first female doctor, such a great actress. Maybe not young enough though for the target demographics?

@mr-duster 10/10 for observation.

Soon to be seen on eBay for much more...

Just goes to show you never know what's happening beneath the surface, a great man, father and actor.

@Franklin I'm simply exercising my right to not engage with certain people, which is why this will be the only reply you will ever receive from me.

The Steam Deck, if it lives up to its promise, is going to sell great numbers. The built in udience is huge and - here's the thing - it can happily co-exist with the Switch. These memes are just popping up due to saddoes wanting to create a rivalry that simply doesn't exist. My preorder for this is in, but it will never replace my Switch.

If we are on this subject, yet again, what about NintendoLife? Not exactly a diverse bunch are you? Where is the representation in your staff?

@mr-duster why not?

@SonOfVon all those episodes of Steven Universe I've watched have given me a false sense of superiority.

No. Because it's Pokemon, that is all.

@FTL time will tell, but it's win win for us gamers 😀

Got my reservation in, opted for the 512gb version, I think there's room in the market for this system, it's no threat to any of the current players - it is however a threat to the Hong Kong companies such as GPD, Aya etc but it may well make them up their game.

@Restryder you seem obsessed with kids. I would seek help if I were you, that kind of behaviour is not healthy.

I'm playing it with the joycons today, I was aware of this, they've put a lot of thought into these...just hope they don't drift!

@UltimateOtaku91 'trolls'. They say something I don't like = trolls. Another overused, knee-jerk word.

@blockfight no worries ☺

@Anti-Matter
I agree, my son loves it, a very creative game and a nice change from SuperMarioMaker

@Restryder but bro, what about the actual numbers?

@johnvboy 😂😂😂

@johnvboy yup, it's straight to the woodshed to grab the pitchforks and assemble the mob.

@darkswabber why tell me that? I don't care about your pitiful, poorly optimised handful of games, i'm a Nintendo Fanboi! Doh!

@blockfight 'hate'....why do people immediately jump to that? Whatever happened to banter? Sigh...

GTAV? Is it PS5 owners buying this so they've got something to actually play on their very pretty paperweight?

@johnvboy yah, the irony being he is helping perpetuate the narrative by buying games 😁

Lots of moral superiority in this thread - I want to know how much the guy that cleans the toilets and the car park attendant (night shift) make.

@Nintendo4Sonic you have your GameCube collection imprisoned? Monster.

I've got three OG Switches as well as a Switch Lite, of course I will be picking one of these up too.

Maybe you should just be content to focus on what the Switch definitely will get, as opposed to wishful thinking about what it might get. As the article itself states, there are too many titles to choose from as it is.

Hey! Listen! 2011 called, it wants (99% of) its guide back!

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! (checks price) NEVER MIND!

@Mr-Fuggles777 yep, but at least it has some games 😁

@Mario500 '(wishes to receive a meaning of the "acronym" from the author or creator of this message)'

And I wish people weren't so lazy, so i guess sometimes wishes don't come true.

@Mario500 It's an acronym, Google it.

Not enough games featuring tentacles and schoolgirls on that list. I'm disappointed in you Japan.

I just hope it's not Vile AF

He should also release a horror film featuring that claymation mole. It's terrifying.

@cammers1995 if I had millions I'd never stop moving - cruise, cruise, cruise. My kids would never catch me.