@Rosona agreed - if people stopped buying things because they found something in the production process morally/ethically questionable I think a lot of people might just find themselves starving to death.
@CharlieGirl sure, I'll just use my Charles Xavier-level mental powers to make people grow a thicker skin, hang on GNNNNNN....trying...GNNNNNNNN....right, if you could just check in all the offices up and down the country and let me know if it's worked? Cheers.
It'll be back at number one next week - school hols - and then again in the run up to Christmas - a Switch OLED with Metroid Dread will be on a LOT of children's lists
@Debo626 as a rule, no. People still argue that they are competing technologies, and so QLED and OLED are similarly priced. I own an OLED, my father-in-law owns a QLED, OLED blows it out of the water.
Cater to everybody: entertain nobody. All fields of entertainment will soon be as interesting as scampi as they aim to be accessible to all in order to offend nobody.
@KateGray and y'all need to try to remember how to stay classy and not respond in a petty manner - still, you're on point: one thing all NintendoLife staffers have in common is a tendency to react in a somewhat immature manner in the comments section. Anyway, don't you have an article on Brie Larson's opinion of the Oled Switch yet? That's clickbait gold right there.
@Deviant-Dork I know! It's like how can you possibly write an article covering this subject if you aren't actually blind? Good way to annoy actual blind people.
No, they aren't accessible at all....I mean...this is just taking inclusion to ridiculous extremes, what next? How accessible is Mario Maker to the dead?
I always suspected my neighbours wanted my ring piece, however with this one I will know for sure and will have to keep their prying fingers, and eyes, away from it lest it be pulled off.
I've got it, but in all honesty I can't be arsed playing it. I guess I've got more money than sense these days, which is less a comment on my wealth as it is on my lack of intelligence.
If she wins, she's the star. If she loses...but if course she doesn't lose, it's fixed by men. Serena is a goddess who can never lose and it's only magical (male) lizards who control the ball making her lose.
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Re: Metroid Dread Studio Hit With Allegations Of Poor Organisation And Management
@Rosona agreed - if people stopped buying things because they found something in the production process morally/ethically questionable I think a lot of people might just find themselves starving to death.
Re: Metroid Dread Studio Hit With Allegations Of Poor Organisation And Management
@CharlieGirl sure, I'll just use my Charles Xavier-level mental powers to make people grow a thicker skin, hang on GNNNNNN....trying...GNNNNNNNN....right, if you could just check in all the offices up and down the country and let me know if it's worked? Cheers.
Re: Metroid Dread Studio Hit With Allegations Of Poor Organisation And Management
Sounds like every single office environment I've ever worked in. Stress is a part of a lot of jobs, deal with it.
Re: UK Charts: Metroid Dread Stays Third As Switch Takes Half Of The Top Ten
@UltimateOtaku91 as Squid Game proves, their tastes are getting more and more mature!
Re: 'Bloody Rally Show' Skids To Switch In November, Mashes Top-Down Racing With Reality TV
Death Race 2021.
Re: UK Charts: Metroid Dread Stays Third As Switch Takes Half Of The Top Ten
It'll be back at number one next week - school hols - and then again in the run up to Christmas - a Switch OLED with Metroid Dread will be on a LOT of children's lists
Re: Review: Cotton Guardian Force Saturn Tribute - Great Games Let Down By Poor Ports
This game is going to - hopefully - serve as more of a launchpad/gateway for other Saturn ports, by fair means or foul.
Re: Review: The Good Life - Cats, Dogs, And The Best Version Of Britain We've Seen Since Galar
@Franklin having a mid-morning wine with Margot.
Re: A New Mother Tribute Comic Has Been Revealed, Pre-Orders Open In Japan Later This Month
Translation will be available in 2038
Re: Back Page: The Dark Secrets Of Brewster's 'Pigeon Milk'
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Re: Talking Point: Should We Be Worried About Screen Burn-In With Switch OLED?
@Debo626 as a rule, no. People still argue that they are competing technologies, and so QLED and OLED are similarly priced. I own an OLED, my father-in-law owns a QLED, OLED blows it out of the water.
Re: Feature: Steven Spohn On Strides In Accessibility For Gaming, And Nintendo's Room For Improvement
@Ruthless4u if that happens games will be well down on my list of things to care about. Priorities man, priorities.
Re: Feature: Steven Spohn On Strides In Accessibility For Gaming, And Nintendo's Room For Improvement
Cater to everybody: entertain nobody. All fields of entertainment will soon be as interesting as scampi as they aim to be accessible to all in order to offend nobody.
Re: Video: Analysing The Performance Of The Switch OLED Versus The OG Switch
@KateGray and y'all need to try to remember how to stay classy and not respond in a petty manner - still, you're on point: one thing all NintendoLife staffers have in common is a tendency to react in a somewhat immature manner in the comments section. Anyway, don't you have an article on Brie Larson's opinion of the Oled Switch yet? That's clickbait gold right there.
Re: Review: Tetris Effect: Connected - Mizuguchi's Masterpiece Finds Its Ideal Platform
Lumines and this on the same system, perfection.
Re: Consumer Advocacy Group Calls Out Nintendo For Joy-Con Drift Ahead Of Switch OLED Launch
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Re: Video: Here's The First 90 Minutes Of Metroid Dread
It's the co-op mode with Ridley that's the best bit.
Re: Review: Rainbow Billy: The Curse of the Leviathan - A Novel And Very Twee Paper Mario-Alike
I might get this for my daughter to play, anything with massive eyes and she's all over it.
Re: Review: Metroid Dread - Quite Possibly The Best Metroid Game Ever Made
Best use of Adam in a video game since Bioshock.
Re: A Legend Of Zelda x BlackMilk Clothing Line Drops Next Week
Sexist clothing line - where's my Zelda Man-kini?????
Re: Apple Made More Profit From Games In 2019 Than Nintendo, Sony And Microsoft Combined
70% of Apple's profits are due to kids downloading apps with their parent's phones as their card details are still logged in. Fact.
Re: Darksiders III Is Out On Switch Today, Here's The Launch Trailer
And everybody cried out '.....meh.....'
Re: Video: Metroid Dread TV Commercials Are Coming In Thick And Fast
Hard pass, looks way too much like a Castlevania game, yawn.
Re: Review: Knockout Home Fitness - Too Limited And Lightweight To Be A Contender
This looks like a Wii-era shovelware title.
Re: Review: Steel Assault - A Quick Bite To Savour With Classic Castlevania Flavour
This looks like Super Turricania
Re: The Next 'Musou' Game, Touken Ranbu Warriors, Launches On Switch In May 2022
I read that as Tekken Rambo....if only!
Re: The First Switch OLED Comparison Video Has Surfaced
@Reaast you should have got a lot more, as far as I'm aware you are the owner of the only 2007 model Switch in existence
Re: Feature: Tackling A Timey Wimey Virus In Doctor Who: The Edge Of Reality
It's such an exciting series the latest one, so many adventures on earth, earth, earth and - my favourite - the one on earth.
Re: Nintendo Direct Offers Up Even More Metroid Dread Footage, And It's Still Looking Epic
I'm (not) dreading this!
Re: JARS Is A Puzzle And Tower Defence Hybrid With Tim Burton Vibes
Massive eyes + crazy hair + not much light = Tim Burton.
Re: Frantic Brawler Okinawa Rush Gets An October Release Date
I really like the look of this, very Amiga-esque as they say, just need one of the bosses to be Zool and we're laughing.
Re: Random: Apple's iPhone 13 Pro Max Has A Larger Battery Capacity Than The Nintendo Switch
Christ. Over a grand. For. A. Phone.
Re: Random: These Mario And Luigi Cosplays Are So Good, Even Mario Himself Is Impressed
I mean, it's dungarees and coloured caps...it's not exactly complicated.
Re: Feature: How Accessible Are Zelda, Pokémon And Animal Crossing For Blind Gamers?
@Deviant-Dork I know! It's like how can you possibly write an article covering this subject if you aren't actually blind? Good way to annoy actual blind people.
Re: Feature: How Accessible Are Zelda, Pokémon And Animal Crossing For Blind Gamers?
No, they aren't accessible at all....I mean...this is just taking inclusion to ridiculous extremes, what next? How accessible is Mario Maker to the dead?
Re: Bloodshore Is An Upcoming FMV Game Blending Hunger Games And Twitch
So basically a set of geeks and some 'influencers' versus hardened criminals? Hmmm, I wonder who I should put my money on....
Re: Dojoran Looks Like A Fun Retro-Style Platformer About A Master Ninja Frog
It ain't easy being green...err, hang on..
Re: The Walking Dead's Negan and Maggie Join Brawlhalla As Playable Fighters Next Week
Negan and Maggie? They'll get on like a house on fire...
Re: UK Charts: WarioWare Outsells Multiplatform Newcomers To Earn Debut Number One
GTA 5 - the gaming equivalent of an unflushable turd.
Re: LEGO's Next Super Mario Set Is A Huge Question Block, Although What's Inside Is A Mystery
A Lego OLED Switch.
Re: My Nintendo Now Has A Legend Of Zelda Smartphone Ring Up For Grabs
I always suspected my neighbours wanted my ring piece, however with this one I will know for sure and will have to keep their prying fingers, and eyes, away from it lest it be pulled off.
Re: Digital Foundry Explores The Two Sides Of No More Heroes 3
I've got it, but in all honesty I can't be arsed playing it. I guess I've got more money than sense these days, which is less a comment on my wealth as it is on my lack of intelligence.
Re: Quick Beats: Donkey Kong Country Composer Talks Aquatic Ambiance And Get Lucky
Damian Wise has no peers in the realm of video game music IMO, the man is responsible for many, many unsurpassed classics.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (September 4th)
I AM playing Doom Eternal.
Re: Nintendo Confirms It Won't Be Attending Tokyo Game Show
@Pokester99 that has to be the lamest reply I've ever read on here.
Re: Nintendo Confirms It Won't Be Attending Tokyo Game Show
@Bunkerneath yes, exactly like the WiiU days except, you know, massive success and all that.
Re: Talking Point: It's A Golden Era For Video Game Music Fans, So How Do You Listen?
As a rule, with my ears.
Re: Get Super Cosy In These Super Fluffy Super Mario PJs
I will order all this when I'm high AF.
Re: Tennis Ace Serena Williams Speaks About Her Love For Nintendo And Her Favourite Switch Games
If she wins, she's the star. If she loses...but if course she doesn't lose, it's fixed by men. Serena is a goddess who can never lose and it's only magical (male) lizards who control the ball making her lose.
Re: A Will Smith Bad Boys Skin Appears To Be Coming To Fortnite
Bad Boys 4 Life sucks ass.