2020 will be remembered for a lot of things, and one of these things will no doubt be this incredible Metapod onesie-cushion-bed-thing that can fit actual humans inside of it.
As part of Bandai's 'Premium' range, this Metapod cocoon is made of polyester and is approximately five feet long. The product listing encourages potential buyers to ensure that Metapod will definitely fit through their door before buying, because he's a very big boy.
According to the very helpful product photos attached to the product listing, the list of activities you can enjoy with your new Metapod home appear to include: having it sit beside you while you work, flopping onto the floor as your last ounce of happiness ebbs away, and taking a good hard look at yourself in the mirror as you question your life choices. Perfect.
Pre-orders for Metapod went live today for buyers in Japan, but appear to have already sold out. It's scheduled to start shipping in April 2021 so you might get another chance to pick one up at a later date, but the 35,000 yen (approx. £257 / $337) price tag isn't cheap.
We genuinely want one of these. Like, seriously.
[source famitsu.com, via vooks.net]
Comments (32)
Wow ! 😮
When peoples become Metapod, soon they will transform into.... 🤭
Funny. But where's the Kakuna love? Kid me is very disappointed (Yes Kakuna used to be my favorite Pokemon back when I was a kid).
No thanks, I usually wrap myself in bubble wrap in an empty closet if I'm ever that low...
Lmfao this is something I didn't know I needed until now.
Looks great. But at 5' long it's not much use to me since I'm 6' 4''.
A giant sock for small people to climb in so they can discreetly play with themselves ....only in Japan. Just add tentacles to complete.
@Lordplops Chop off your legs. That is what I am planing on doing when I get mine.
But do you evolve into a giant Butterfree? Questions questions.
Somebody's going to make some really weird porn with this.
Using 'harden' in this costume gonna be weird
@SilentHunter382 and when you climb out and attach your blade prosthetics you could say you have evolved
@superguy123 Metapod uses String shot!
@Silly_G I don't watch po*n, but I'd watch a po*n if it has this.
@NotoriousWhiz ah man......
Brilliant!
Terrible if you needed and urgent pee.
Thanks for the Monday morning uplifting music vid @Anti-Matter
I hadn't thought about the Mothra twins in awhile, guess it only makes sense they'd grow up to be social media influencers. 😂
Do you always watch the whole video or just skip to the end.
@rjejr
Depend on the video i played.
If music video i like, i play them until finished.
Can't wait to shiny hunt this one in the store.
Just imagine the zip getting caught in this thing and your relatives finding you starved in this thing three weeks later.
lol damn...How boring the world would be without Japan.
@Anti-Matter So nostalgia
I could definitely use one of these for naps in the corner at work lol. Shame the price is higher than I'd pay.
@Anti-Matter Moth Man!
I don't know why, but seeing this made me laugh a little.
Price is a bit steep but guess that's the cost of being a die hard Poke fan, very interesting.
I WANT ONE!!!
~redpanda0310
First thing that comes to mind ... buyer's remorse.
Besides the price this seems very convenient for winter times while sitting on the floor if many people are around.
one of the silliest sleeping bags l saw.😄 This thing won't even let me lay down straight, which is not good. And the size, I will barely fit since it's only 5 feet.🧿
If there was one that is 6.5 feet. Then I will want it because l will have more extra room for my legs to move around in and l can stretch when l need to. I'm not 6.5 ft but it's good to have that one available for pretty tall people.
Wow people are just crazy sometimes..
The lifeless face of the guy makes this so much better.
That man is channeling some series mad science vibes. Is this a sneak peak at the sequel to The Blood Waters of Dr. Z?
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