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Re: GameStop Hit By Layoffs As Analyst Predicts 'Unsustainable' Sales Decline

LoneHammerBro

It's all crumbling around us.

@SwitchForce My entire Switch collection of like 150 games all fits on my 1tb SD card with room for another 100. Now imagine trying to carry around 150 either large chunks of plastic in cases or 150 tiny little pieces of plastic in one case which, if lost, is gone. No re-downloads for those games. Just gone.

Sure the long winded arguement COULD be made that somehow my SD card falls out of my Switch and gets lost AND they shut down the eshop and then I too am screwed.

Re: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door Tops Amazon's 'Best-Sellers' Chart As Pre-Orders Sell Out (US)

LoneHammerBro

That's very wild to me as it's not a game that needs or even really can be remastered. It's original style was it's charm. But they aren't rereleasing all these old games because they want to see them played again, it's just way easier to have AI tools upscale and clean up old games to be sold for a mint without doing any of the work required to actually make a NEW game.

Re: Balatro Has Officially Sold 1 Million Copies

LoneHammerBro

Good for them, it's a really unique game! Unfortunately I feel like the behind the scenes gimmicks used to thwart you are a bit too much at times. Plus things like straights being near useless shows it coulda used some more planning. Still, looking forward to any updates or DLC that might change it up some since I've lost most of my excitement to hop in for another run at this point.

@Desrever Runs great on yuzu android.

Re: More Princess Peach: Showtime! Launch Goodies Revealed (US)

LoneHammerBro

Well it's better than a pre-order exclusive outfit in game.

Big pass for me though. I'd much rather let out the occasional shout of frustration at a hard game than yawn at the difficulty most of these spin off third party games offer. If it was a faster more difficult action based game like Peach May Cry I'd be all over it though.

Re: Valorant Datamine Supposedly Uncovers References To Nintendo Switch

LoneHammerBro

I would have to imagine they'd want it on Switch 2 badly since those f2p rake in cash. It's a technical miracle that Blizzard got Overwatch 2 running as smooth as it does on Switch but they were able to do that with it being a "sequel" of sorts so they had time in advanced. Trying to port Valorent over now would most likely result in a bad experience that would just leave a bad taste in anyone's mouth and may make them skip trying it on the Switch 2.

@Varkster Uhh hello, Gyro aiming? It's as near to mouse like precision one can get with practice. I know I get my fare of being called a "ximmer" (using adapter for mouse keyboard control on consoles) when actually I'm just destroying them in OW due to the perfect gyro aim.

Re: Crypt Of The NecroDancer Returns From The Dead With "Huge New DLC"

LoneHammerBro

Weird that this article makes it sound like the DLC is free with no mention of the $7. Was going to grab this since the base game is on sale for $4 but I was mislead and the DLC costs more than the game.

@Andee I thought 'I'll just do a quick Dead Cell run before bed, gather some souls' the other night. Ended up being a 55+ minute run and my first clear.

Re: Sink Your Teeth Into Nintendo Switch Online's Next Free Game Trial Today (Europe)

LoneHammerBro

Wow NSO is beyond greedy. The games free on mobile and what, like 3 dollars on eshop? What a glorious trial!

I thought they were trying to sell you full real games by letting you play for a week and then make you drop the 40 bucks or whatever the sale price is? Why even use this little pseudo game as a trial? Especially when it's a free game on those devices we all have already.