Video games aren't often particularly topical. A tendency towards juvenile themes like shooting aliens and saving princesses - not to mention the protracted development process - generally leads developers into safer narrative waters. The most bracingly fresh thing about Her Majesty's SPIFFING, then, is that it's built upon one giant gag about Brexit. Her Majesty The Queen is fed up with British politicians making a mess of things here on Earth, and has decided to start afresh with her own hitherto hidden interplanetary colonisation plan.
That's the cue for our protagonist, Captain Frank Lee English of the Special Planetary Investigative Force For Inhabiting New Galaxies (the SPIFFING of the title), to seek out a new planet on which to stick the Union flag. If this is all sounding rather quaint and anachronistic, you've nailed the tone HMS is going for. It's an old school point-and-click adventure that archly sends up Britishness - or a stereotypical view of Britishness, at any rate.
It's very much played for laughs. While we're far from a 100% gag hit rate here, many of the jokes are so brazen in their eye-rolling references to British cultural clichés that it's impossible not to at least smile. We won't spoil any of the jokes, but expect references to tea drinking, the UK's homespun computer industry, and the country's supposed antipathy to those haw-hee-hawing French.
The developer does want to have its cake and eat it (another meta Brexit gag, perhaps?), effectively turning to the camera and rolling its eyes at a parade of national stereotypes whilst simultaneously mining them for cheap laughs. HMS is on similarly shaky ground with its knowing references to creaky point-and-click adventure mechanics. Gags about jumping through a bunch of tenuous puzzle hoops in order to progress the plot are well observed, but the game then proceeds to indulge rather than subvert those genre cliches.
Ultimately, you're still running around static environments, collecting assorted items and figuring out where (and in which combination) to use them. There's a familiar combination of conundrums that make perfect logical sense, and a couple that will have you running around the environment clicking on everything to find a way forward. There are also a couple of fun mini-game diversions, which provide a welcome dose of variety to proceedings, but each is over and done with in a few short minutes.
For the most part the game grants you direct control over Captain English using the left stick, which isn't typical in traditional adventure games of this sort. This means we're spared the indignity of having to control a skittish cursor - the ultimate console point-and-click port indignity. Interacting with objects is a little clunkier though. Pressing and holding A brings up a selection wheel that offers four options - investigate, talk, interact, and use item - which then need to be selected with the left stick. This would be a fine mechanic with mouse or touchscreen control, but in combination with the direct movement system we constantly found ourselves tapping A to open a door or pick up an item.
This is a holdover from countless action-adventure games, of course, and it's true that we start to adjust after an hour or so of play. The only trouble is, that represents half of the game's entire running time. With no follow-up episodic content in existence, and practically zero incentive for a second play-through, it leaves HMS feeling a little slight, even at its budget eShop price. We should note, of course, that HMS was made using a very modest amount of Kickstarter funding. This is clearly a labour of love from a very small development team, and Billy Goat Entertainment's enthusiasm for the source material shines through.
Given the evident budgetary constraints (which is another source of gags here), HMS is a handsome and solidly put together game. Its clean '3D cartoon' art style, impressive lighting effects, and generally well performed script see the game through its shakier moments. It's precisely the kind of look and feel you can imagine LucasArts going for if the famed point-and-click specialist was still operating today, which is surely the ultimate complement.
Conclusion
Her Majesty's SPIFFING is a lovingly made tribute to the point-and-click adventure genre of the early '90s, with a likably cheeky and surprisingly topical sense of humour. Its traditional underlying mechanics, however, can't quite cash the cheques its script is writing, and it's all over a little too quickly.
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"It's precisely the kind of look and feel you can imagine LucasArts going for if the famed point-and-click specialist was still operating today..."
Telltale? Double Fine? In a way I suppose.
@LemonSlice Monkey Island.
I’m disgusted by all the politics in this review. Can’t we just concentrate on nice videogames, instead of having all this whinging leftie propaganda shoved down our throats? God.
@LemonSlice Telltale haven't made a point and click in a long time. What they make now can only really be described as giant QTEs.
@Balladeer ...You're joking, right?
@Balladeer - Feels like anything based too close on real world scenarios gets political since 2015. Even comment sections.
Overwatch was a lovely example of that not long ago.
Darn, I was hoping this would be really good, I could use a good British themed comedy game. Why? Why not?
But I wouldn't pick up a game like this that even a British Nintendo Website is lukewarm about.
@Jacob1092 I spent probably too long wondering whether that comment needed a disclaimer or not... bloomin’ Internet. This may be controversial, but I think it’s fairly reasonable that a review of a game based around Brexit mentions Brexit.
@Heavyarms55 - Noted. Was hoping for like a cheeky humor from it, even when the trailer didn't show much.
@Heavyarms55 maybe that's the case because the game acts too british.
And from what I heard brits don't like that.
Brilliant game!
Space sounds so terrible, especially since the people voted for it and the elites elected to snub and mock the votes of the people the whole way. We can hardly manage to pull up our own trousers without taking those our peasants' hard-earned pounds to pay our servants to do so for us. You expect us to journey to a speciesist, biophilic, unfair etc, etc, etc, etc sea of stars and actually be able to survive?! No, we're DOOMED!
But only the politicians I DISLIKE made a mess of things, which is why I am glad our feckless, unelected Prime Minister that I usually hate and typically has nothing to stand for decided to ignore the voice of the people and heed to the vain, crying, reality-scoffing aristocrats by effectively making the people's vote worthless in changing the terms of what was promised them when they voted to leave, because LOVE! It is far better this way, because the Tolerant® Empire that owns and controls us will make sure that even our front doors are not allowed to be locked, that peaceful acid caressing our pores is abundant and a human right, and that we should be forced to fight for them in their wars and be forced to genuflect to every moral statement their unelected leaders make, regardless if they suffer no consequence from any of their royal decrees toward us.
Our oppressive queen actually cared about what the people asked for, which is why she deserves to replaced and have Our Great Economically-Ignorant Leader replace her. May it be very soon.
How lovely that we can endlessly play cheeky video games in order to mindlessly enslave ourselves and have no concept of what "tomorrow" means, since we're actually loving and incredibly intelligent, unlike MOST Britons, those racist Nazi scum! Democracy is a word!
@Gauchorino wow
oh man... i was hoping it was good. oh well, I'll save it later when the game gets a discount.
@Balladeer
"...I think it’s fairly reasonable that a review of a game based around Brexit mentions Brexit"
Clap!! clap!!
Shame. I really liked the character of the game. A 7 or 8 would have swung it for me. Yeah, reviews are subjective but I do tend to trust NL on such things.
@Gauchorino wut
@Balladeer
I see what you did there.
Sounds absolutely terrible.
"SPIFFING" used here makes it sound like one of those words that you substitute for another to hide the true meaning.
Typical game reviewer: I'm currently playing Super Mario Odyssey and [SPIFFING] for a future review. The content block lifts next week."
Secretive gift conversation: "I bought him a [SPIFFING] for his birthday this weekend."
Could be interesting...would someone not living in England and not part of that culture get all the jokes?
@Balladeer XD My bad. I clearly spend too much time on American websites They're riddled with that sort of comment. Only they're being serious!!
@Jacob1092 Not at all, I was genuinely considering a disclaimer for a while for just that reason! What a cr*psack world we live in...
Then again, if we didn’t live in such a world the joke wouldn’t have worked. Eh.
This game looks pretty good and Iove the humor but when I saw how all those streams that were under an hour were a complete play-through I lost any desire to buy it.
I was so in disbelief when I saw this game and the sattire within. Lover of point and click games and stereotype humor, I may play this if it goes on sale, but if I don't, I won't be mad. Maybe I'll watch a playthrough instead...
I can't tell from this review if the game is good or not. It seems short, and is a point and click adventure game... but is it good? Is it a good point and click adventure game? People who only play certain genres might not like others, but whether the game is good for what it is, that's the question... and I couldn't get a clear sense of that from this review.
I like the look of it so I'll consider it if and when it goes on sale
@Balladeer That's why I use the sarcasm tag in such situations. [sarcasm]Because nobody takes those kinds of comments seriously.[/sarcasm]
I was thinking this game was going to get a higher rating based off of what I read in the review. IS it just me or did that not read like a 6/10 review? Oh well.
@BulbasaurusRex I use /s to achieve the same effect. Takes a lot less time to type, too.
@TheLobster Yeah, but most people aren't going to know what it is if you just use /s.
@BulbasaurusRex @TheLobster
I knew exactly what he meant /s.
Interesting, I really like what I’ve seen and other that it being a point and click-ish game I don’t see the reason for the low score. It seems to be more of a review of the type of gameplay from the reviewer rather than a score of the game. I’m getting this, no question. Maybe I’ll change my mind, but nothing in this review does that for me.
@derrin You are spot on.
@Gauchorino
EH? Have you taken something?
Better review score than I was expecting? I was surprised it was a 'British' development bearing in mind how awful and dated the stereotyping is.
However many of the 'gags' are from much superior source material, such as the vacuum joke lifted straight from Airplane2.....you'd be better off just buying those two movies instead of this.
@TheLobster
My guess is the rating is purely down to the length of the game. What is there is good, but it's over too quickly.
I was interested in this when it released on Xbox/PS but the $20 price tag was too much. Now on the Switch at $10 I'm still interested, but I might wait for a sale.
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