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i love the taste of boot in the morning

@PharoneTheGnome What the hell does this comment mean?

I wish he didn't snitch on himself and this could've been left for people to find. What a shame. Stupid donkey.

Jeeeesus, you linked videos from "End Times Productions" and "ThoughtCrime7" with total clickbait titles, then said "I'm not a conspiracy nut". Your whole thing is just self-defeating.

Take your own damn advice and "think between the lines" about your choice of news source. I ain't tellin you to watch CNN or MSNBC (here's something you need to realize, ALL JOURNALISM IS INHERENTLY BIASED) but when your linked source is "After Watching This You'll Never Trust The Corporate Media Again".......

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.....just lol

@10-zx You're linking conspiracy videos after claiming you're not a conspiracy nut. Please take a class in Government.

Like, last time I was on this website, there were people I disagreed with politically but it was never this Alex Jones "zomg the globalists" horseshe. I could debate those people without wanting to lobotomize myself to cope with this garbage-arse political climate.

@sillygostly No actually, it's called having a job at a local city hall and also lobbying for non-profits and volunteering for mayoral candidates. Getting a job, hence why I've barely touched this site since 2014.

Unfortunately, it seems during that time of absence, the demographics have shifted down to Generation Z, hence this conspiracy nonsense. Try reading up on how this country's political system works.

EDIT: I just saw, you're from Australia. You have NO IDEA how ludicrous this garbage is in this country right now, and I can barely speak to Australia's climate myself (I'm studying domestic policy rn)

@10-zx please remember that without globalism YOU WOULDN'T BE PLAYING ANYTHING NINTENDO

@10-zx lmao boii if you had even one month of real world political experience you wouldn't be saying the nonsense you are

Sincerely,
Someone who has real world political experience

Lmao, if you associate the Clintons with satanism (which barely reflects on... anything) I implore you to get off InfoWars or r/conspiracy or wherever the hell you're getting this horsecrap.

FYI I don't like the Clintons either but holy sheez

@10-zx The globalists are poisoning the frogs!

So when do we get the Trump-era RPG, Tiny Hands?

@Bizzyb A hypothetical Hulu-exclusive deal better have given Ninty a lot of damned money lmao. Why not do a Crackle exclusive deal while we're at it for the next console?

@Djgoa Please Google the term "Bloatware" before using it ever again in defense of a company that invented the Wii Weather Channel.

@Razzy Do they hate having options, or do they hate dissenting because Lord Emperor Reggie never does any wrong?

@TossedLlama Best comment I've seen in a while

@JaxonH Yes but there's a difference between "focusing your messaging" and omitting the basics contained on virtually every other digital gaming platform. (Who the eff would rather watch Netflix on their 240p 3DS?) Also, even "focusing your messaging" is a dumbarse excuse to not tap into the massives of video streaming (as someone who barely plays games these days, only one out of five in my household uses the PS4 for anything other than streaming since like 2015).

Keep in mind I actually DON'T think this is a result of Nintendo's wishes, I simply think this is timing the market.

People on this thread calling Netflix trash bc they won't support Switch or whatever: I think every time I comment on this site I'm gonna have to use "bootlicker" or "brownnoser" or something

People on this thread expecting future Netflix on Switch: You right

The amount of people defending Nintendo over a "patent infringement" as ludicrous as THE VIRTUAL JOYSTICK THAT'S BEEN USED SINCE THE IPHONE CAME OUT is effing pathetic. Bootlickers.

@yuwarite Ageism is a form of hatred. You can be 80 and be a complete dumbarse.

@Ninstarkof You are an immature piece of garbage and choose the lowest point to troll. Hopefully your insecurities don't reflect your shifty home life, because I don't wanna give you sympathy.

For all intents and purposes, I've heard nothing but completely wholehearted compliments regarding Iwata's personality, with most people comparing his leadership favorably to Sony and claiming he ran Nintendo like a wonderful family (not taking into account how that would go for business, it obviously meant the atmosphere was pleasant).

May his family have peace.

@Vault-111 Except for the last part, pretty much yeah.

Also include copious amounts of suck.

This band is awful.

A lot of the time, what I comment on this website is cynical, sarcastic or something along another on of those 3 syllable adjectives. Because I do usually think the situation calls for it.

There is no way you can be cynical about this. I feel 5 again.

This game is extremely meh, or at least is very meh relatively, because the touch screen can really only do so much regarding microgames.

I for one am still adamant that my opinion of the best WarioWare (Smooth Moves) is blatantly and objectively correct.

On a more serious note, WarioWare 3D when? I know it's probably never at this point but hot damn did they miss a barrage of great possibilities with analog control, 3D, and gyroscope in one console.

@Dolphin64 If the stars align crookedly and you have offspring, tell your kids' science teachers about the powers of cherries, they'll probably point to the classic "grape cure" and other horseshe like "psychic surgery" then laugh in your face and call Child Protective Services.

If cherries were the cure to cancer then they'd cost a lot more, I'll tell you that.

Again, people saying "don't be a loser and play real instruments" are being ignorant. Playing rhythm games has no similarities to real instruments, the most it does is perhaps influencing one to pick up real instruments, which it most definitely did for me.

Why play sports games when you can go outside?
Why play simulation games when you can just live life?
Why play Diner Dash when you can open a restaurant?
Why play shooter games when you can go out to war?

My honest question is if anyone is actually laying for these microtransactions.

I am willing to bet that 95 percent minimum of the people screaming "Hang the blessed pirate!" download music or movies.

If you do, STFU.

@Dauntless I thought that selling this was asinine, but you raise a pretty good perspective.

I have two codes somehow. I personally would sell it for 4 or 5 bucks if I wasn't planning to give it to a friend who doesn't use Club Nintendo.

At the same time I doubt anyone will buy this not because of the free availability but because there's no internet sharing. Not even QR Code sharing FFS.

@Retro_on_theGo I have the urge to make a project offering pencil sketches of NES box art with a goal of $2000

Guys, Clu Clu Land the series.

@BenAV No lie, I'm browsing this on a public cafe computer listening to The Smiths with pre-Valentine's blues and when I read this, I let out the most ridiculous "HA!" and everyone is staring at me now.

At this point the constant delays are more entertaining than the app could possibly be with its lack of features. This article got me feeling better.

All 3 3DS 10s on this site that aren't eShop exclusive are Zelda games.

@Sakura Thank you, I forgot to mention that bit. Nintendo is biting themselves in the gonads if they think that region locking is a smart idea. Releasing worldwide may not always be financially viable, but region locking on the other hand is the STUPIDEST thing they could possibly do, as people will always look for a way to get past that, which will inevitably lead to piracy. Plus there's no reason to do it, it's completely indefensible. Some people say "well then people will import to get games cheaper" but

A. How often are imported games actually cheaper? I'd argue rarely.
B. IF THAT'S THE CASE CHARGE LESS IMBECILES

FWIW they should also provide something to please the homebrew developers. I'm not gonna waste time explaining the PS3 and Sony's failure again but you look it up.

The music industry has suffered the brunt of piracy, much, much harder than gaming (Music has been estimated at a 100:3 piracy-buyer ratio). In the face of this, most musicians have declared that they prefer people listening to their music than being limited by shoddy record labels. Yeah there are jackarses like Eminem but who cares? Those who are actively against it are on the losing side of an endless battle, meanwhile those who don't care tend to be happy with concert ticket revenue.

I'm not saying Nintendo should embrace piracy necessarily, but I think they should learn to live with it because it's not gonna stop. Look at Valve for example, they're a platform on the most pirated system there is, and they're happy.

@amstans and ostensibly many other people - The argument that piracy isn't the same as theft is one I agree with but that's honestly subjective enough that I'm not gonna advocate it. What I will say is that it would be illegal for Nintendo to brick every Gateway user. If it was solely piracy oriented that might be something else (I have no idea) but the 0.1 percent that use it for backup installation to system and homebrew only means that Nintendo can't touch it.

The Sky3DS on the other hand has nothing but piracy unless you want the stupidest backup system possible, still not blocked.

I have Clive 2, haven't played it yet, hoping the level design is a lot more inspired than the first. Regardless, glad to hear of his success.

Who over the age of 12 gives an honest eff about PewDiePie

@theblackdragon With all due respect, this article is very, very obviously going to bring out the worst in some people, what were you expecting?

I'm not appreciative of how my comments are deleted yet all these comments of "you people need thicker skin" are somehow left to stay.

But, regardless, @OnionOverlord speaks the most intelligence here by far. I admit that I'm very presumptive about the race of other commenters, but that lies in the fact that the US is about 73 percent Caucasian and Europe about 90 percent. I also very much agree that it's bizarre that the author of this article thinks that stereotypes like a poncho and Sombrero are A-OK. If I may argue anything, it's that the US culture is, without doubt, white dominated and white run (don't try to argue this), so that is why I claim that white commenters (which I am presuming their race) really have no standing in "you need thicker skin". Because, WITHIN THE US, racism applies to every other race (yes I know about Irish discrimination and whatnot).

Also, Mario is definitely a walking Italian stereotype, but he's like Chico Marx. He's way too awesome to be offensive.

On another note, I agree that this is definitely a very clickbaity article, and NintendoLife is generally against political debate so I dunno why they'd post something like this.

@JellySplat is this seriously the best response you have?

Seriously, if you aren't a minority, you have literally no right to tell anyone to "get over it" when it comes to racial stereotyping.

Look at all the white people complaining that they're the true discrimination victims

@Shadowflash Yeah I know it's a recreation, but still, I don't think they should be so ridiculously faithful as to make it nonsensical.

I've seen first person Mario recreations where it was linear for a first person game but not ridiculously so, and it was still very much recognizable as the first Mario.

I've seen many types of these videos and they always make the same annoying mistake. No game would EVER be that linear lol.

I'd hope Cave Story 2 would be a prequel for all those unanswered questions.

I also hope Nicalis doesn't strumpet it out with 57 ports with a new feature on each one. They're like the Billy Corgan of video games.

I hope nobody here is sucking Nintendo enough to support anything they do, including asinine things like region locking. This is fantastic news.

I also hope nobody is stupid enough to go "omg potential piracy" but that would be pretty hilarious actually.

@BLPs You started with a rhetorical question and used an emoticon signifying frustration in spite of your misinformation.

I never ONCE called you an idiot, and if I am claiming superiority you can claim it back by looking for 5 seconds on this site, or even less on GBATemp. Regardless, let's stop the acrimony for now.

By the way, "horseshe" is me using a creative way to express my mind as clear as I can while staying within the boundaries of the rules. Not so much creative actually, since I'm stealing the idea from 12 Oz Mouse.

@BLPs You get "merry hell" because you spout nonsense. The information on this website alone will tell you you CAN block a flashcart via software and don't need a pack of lawyers. And you act as if patching Ninjhax was effortless as if it makes Nintys plan of action any less confusing and deplorable, when it wasn't.

Also, to counter the other claim, it took a few months for one guy to develop a SNES emulator on homebrew with limited resources so I'm sure Nintendo could crap out the entire SNES library onto the eShop if they wanted to.

@BLPs Yeah, don't give me that emoticon when you have no idea what you're talking about, and this is coming from someone with far less hacking knowledge than others.

People don't report Sky3DS as much as Ninjhax but if Nintendo took 10 seconds to look up the 3DS hacking scene, which they probably did, it's pretty notorious and available for sale on all of the same websites that sell the ultrafamous R4s.

It's not "find a single page and patch it" for Ninjhax. If it was that easy, they would've done it within MINUTES of it coming out. They definitely had to out some effort into finding where the breaking point was.

And your last paragraph is complete horseshe and you know it. They block flashcarts ALL THE DAMN TIME.