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@Strumpan Well, it can be both! Also, for a high profile launch title, production should have made sure the game wasn't struggling for whatever reason to have that be part of the story, especially for a brand new system.

@OorWullie I dunno, with a platforming DK game already too taxing, and being built specifically for the Switch 2, the S2 being known as a performance machine is looking less and less likely.

So weird that not even DK is fully able to hit a steady 60fps.

Can't think of specifics, but more reviews of the Hamster Arcade Archives would be appreciated.

@konicstar Portal(s) on Switch is so much fun, they really are so replayable!

How delightful! Thank you, Capcom! ☺️

I really think reviewers are being unduly kind just because of the wheelchair aspect...

So you can't even play it on the train or relaxing? 😑 You HAVE to use mouse mode??

Also, did the robots choose to be disabled? Were they designed to mimic people who can't use their legs for others' entertainment? The entire concept is baffling...

Wait, do you have to play it in mouse mode? That sounds... inconvenient. Also, it sounds exhausting to play and not in fun way.

Can't get worse!

The only screen I basically use to play Switch games is my tv's, so LCD, OLED, don't care!

Can't wait to turn it on, go "huh." and then turn it off forever.

Gimme gimme gimme

@Kraven "lock on" a release date was right there

I'm more surprised to hear that anyone thought that was seriously Switch 2 quality footage...
It was clearly in the "It's fine but no great shakes" category.

Also, not for nothin, but I'm really not looking forward to Professor Xavier-ing every door to open them. 😄

Wait, a Switch TWO??! Happy April Fools Day on us, you silly gents! Good one! 😄😄

It's about thigh time!

(stellar tag line, btw)

Wait, better hardware can produce better results...?? 🫨🫨🫨

@ibookboyuk Well, possibly not by Bam's brother Jess, what with his ruptured eardrum from his beating...

So, chronologically in-game, do the physical assaults on his family take place between missions, or...?

Looks like a Carrion crossover event in the first image

Enjoying/collecting this hobby sounds exhausting.

@MrGawain You're in luck! Just spend all your time in Morph ball mode

Love that a switch 1 game is going to be the highlight of the Switch 2 Direct 😆

@Andee I've only played VI, and no, I haven't.

@sarcasmasquach Good to know, thank you!

I'm mostly sorta halfway through VI right now (my easy favorite of the NES/SNES era) and am very curious to see this update in action!

Let me just load up good ole ChronyTriggs on the Switch SNES app and-ohhhhhhhh wait 😭

It sure can't get any slower!

Oh, to be talented! xD

2024 was a pretty weak year; Brothership, Showtime and Echoes were all...OK, at best. Everything else was remaster/re-release.

"What savings!" he exclaimed, sarcastically.

@Wisestfool I was going to say the exact same thing! xD Momoa is giving total Monopoly Go commercial energy throughout!

Why is he driving on the right-hand side of the truck?

@xmkbest how high did you set it to, or did you just keep it on Auto?

@xmkbest @kaiserGX Hmm, may have to try!

This is all unbelievably worthless xD (not the review, the actual product)

(Red Mode 3 is mystifyingly stupid)

I play docked like 97% of the time, so nOled is definitely not a concern.

Resident Evil games are 50% off, must be a day ending in Y.

Just give me Origins for either Switch at this point, plz.

Upgrading to a 1TB memory card was the best thing I ever did xD

I don't see many maps in those photos :/

Gimme gimme gimme! 🤩

@OldManHermit As do I, I don't even try them, but this looks much less bullet hell-y than a normal one.

@KayFiOS I actually have never played MM&B, and at least MM8 has tangible charm.

@Yosher Not a chance, it was still too public just by, well, existing. It's not news sites' jobs to protect Kickstarters from things they're doing wrong. They put themselves out there to get shut down, quite brazenly, with no effort from NL or anyone else.

@sonicbooming These things are not even close to similar. What would Nintendo sue those companies for, exactly? They're uploading their own product, lacking-in-quality as it is, to their shop through regular practices and Nintendo gets their cut as per usual. These fools were asking for a ridiculous amount of money to make a movie with Nintendo's own characters. Two things can happen at the same time.

@Yosher Or, you know, posting a highly public Kickstarter campaign asking for $30,000. That might draw some notice in and of itself, just maybe possibly.

@Setery you just blindly trust these people you don't know that every single dollar of the THIRTY THOUSAND they were asking for was going to be used in a way wholly for the production and not in any other possible way, ever? And also Nintendo should just assume the same and cross their fingers?