SpontaneousOutburst

Everything is free to watch yo.

Wild that clear mobile gacha slop with no actual game behind it yet $30 of DLC still gets a 5 because uhh Pokemon.

And these legacy media sites are still confused as to why people are checking out and just using X and ya know, real people's opinions, to make decisions on games.

Shame its just 1 and 2 when 3 was the absolute pinnacle of the series. Loved the series and spent countless hours doing boss runs and grinding the special equipment and whatnot to try and take on the real ferocious extra bosses.

Oh well, I have 3 on my phone anyway.

Its like its 5 years ago all over!

Why not just use what they learned from the past 8 sequels instead?

Stop making me update my Switch 1 for the damn switch 2 updates! I have no interest in your overpriced slop sequel, nor do I need a weekly update to ignore when I want to play my games.

I will never understand not dropping these games to super cheap if they're going poof.

Surely 50 sales at a 2 bucks is better than two at full price. Oh well, nothing of good value was lost.

Muramaassaaaa

Thanks feds now we get 3 more to replace it! How about uhh arrest the Epstein clients now instead of this nonsense?

Still have to do your paid duty and say the controllers are good huh lol

Overpriced junk. Extra $20 and less quality but hey, you get to feel good about that official seal of Nintendo "quality", right?

Kinda weird they make one semi successful indie and decide they need a second studio? Slow your role there, lets see if you can even make a second decent game first.

A shame their companie is rather blind to certain things, the mobile port is $25 lmfao. Read the rooms guys, phone ports sell at $10 tops.

I see you had to crawl back to X to do your news thing since its hard to do so on a dead platform like bluesky lol.

@stevenw45 You must be very very new if you think Nintendo wont try and milk its fans by releasing 4 or 5 different console versions again.

Romero should totally just remake Diakatana.

Keep piling on the Ls, big N.

Yes, which 3 or 4 year old port is your game of the year for 2025. lol.

Spent many a day blasting worms back in my youth.

I just couldn't see myself spending any more time doing so now.

My buddy had trouble even reselling a Switch 2 above MSRP....i dunno, press X to doubt.

Good to see video game companies returning to normalcy and realizing sexy women sell (surprised gasps). Woke era really really did a number on straight males and what they are allowed to interact with.

He's on that copium. AI can come up with completely new designs on its own and usually way more creative (even when it misunderstands the prompts, resulting in some wild things a human would never dream up) ways than most humans now. I mean has their been a Final Fantasy character in the last like 8 games that didn't have a ton of extra belts for example?

Prompting for full character sheets works better than sketches anyway.

It was a fun game but it drove me insane it was one of those game that locks gyro aiming to ADS only (when half the game is melee..). Such an idiotic decision.

No because I find Disney Speedstorms variety of characters way more enjoying.

Kind of wild my 6 year old offbrand Chinese budget phone with can emulate GameCube games at 60fps upscaled but the Switch 2...has input lag problems with running them native?

I guess they never got a chance to sue Dolphin emulator and steal their source code like they did with yuzu.

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Get yer copium here! Fresh copium for sale!

Lmao we went from using video games to escape into fantasy worlds of dragons and magic to simulating being a disabled person. I somehow dont see this one being a chart topper.

Mmmm yeah racing games without analog triggers. Just what people want. 🤣

Buying a day 1 console from a company known to withhold upgrades to release as full fledged pricey "new" hardware should come as no surprise to people. Yet it will.

Just hope it slows Steam Deck sales enough for a price drop there as N isnt offering me anything worthwhile this generation. No, using a mouse just somehow isn't that exciting 30 years after using my first.

@PS12345 You see the Dev team? Lmao that game WON'T matter as except as a lesson to not follow trends.

Thats cool, id image one would be at a disadvantage to the beefier consoles that won't hickup during intense moments though...and I certainly wouldn't want to use Nintendo's online for something official where cash is on the line.

@Daniel36 Dudes never played a competitive shooter and it shows. Go play 5 games of Overwatch on console and tell me again how toxic community is a PC only thing.

It is a cool mode for those who would be interested in it. Probably more stuff to do in it than most first or third party N releases these days. I just dont care for lego.

I think ill just stick with my modded phone version with unlimited premium features. I tend to forget YouTube even has ads because well, they don't for me.

Super strange trying to defend such poor battery life by "the game is bigger and uh beautiful" lol.

Its okay guys, you'll all be able to buy a brand new console in roughly a year and a half to 2 years, that will improve these things they left broken so they can sell you a second or third system! And dont forget to buy that suuuUuUper limited edition green one with a little plastic Triforce logo on it when it comes out!

@WhiteUmbrella Lol right? Such a fascinating group. "OMG you guys didnt slap a 10 on Zelda?!? But its Nintendo!!" 🤣

BoTW single handedly killed 30+ years of being a huge Zelda fan for me. It is NOT a Zelda game, just bland open world slop with some Zelda assets sprinkled in.