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Re: Guide: Switch, Switch Lite Or 2DS XL? The Nintendo Christmas Console Buying Guide For Parents

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The 3ds is awesome and so is the 2ds! People who won't play older Nintendo systems are very young children or insecure teens who feel they will be ridiculed by their equally insecure friends who will ridicule them to feel that they are superior. Grow up get over it and enjoy all Nintendo has to offer.
@Trajan
Switchboy vs Nintendo fan is completely correct.
What a pity some people feel their older Nintendos' games stopped being worth playing once the switch came out.

Re: Review: Star Ocean: First Departure R - An RPG Nostalgia Trip That's Showing Its Age

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The original Star Ocean a was beautiful pixel art masterpiece. I wouldn't want it changed up. But I couldn't ever play it because I don't read Japanese. Id want to play a fan translated original over this. I played the modern Star Ocean the Last Hope expecting greatness but it had phallic imagery everywhere and the ultra girlboy wimpy characters were a big turn off for me.

@Yorumi Alwa's Awakening was an excellent game. I think you're probably right..

Re: Review: BDSM: Big Drunk Satanic Massacre - Hellishly Good Fun That Needs More Polish

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@JayJ
If this was a Nintendo fansite about all the games you can play on Nintendo and tried to review all new released games for Nintendo that would be ideal. There are all types of gamers and games on the system but it's mostly big budget that gets a full review. Whys that?? Originally I used this site to get reviews on wii games. They had a comprehensive list of all games on the wii or any other Nintendo console and reviews for most of them. It was awesome help for my purchases. I dont even know how to get to it anymore. Is there a a list of all Switch games? If there even is, there could'nt possibly be as many games reviewed as before.
@Manzoli
Im gonna want that info too. I buy mostly indies so I want to be informed in order to make sound purchases . Seems even a throwaway review should include it. Just too many reviews to write, and only enough time for a quicky review on the indies apparently. Too many words. And writers know that having to write words really sucks.

Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl #11 - Final Fight

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At first I laughed at the poorly drawn muscles on the japanese but then I noticed the neck wrinkles on the other ones and its really freaking me out. Now I cant even look at the NA and Europe one!!! And the short little leg on the guy kicking behind the wrinkly muscle people is making me wonder if hes kicking or does he simply always have the long leg extended and uses the little leg as a spring just to get about?

Re: Switch's NES And SNES Games Will No Longer Be Added Monthly

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@Varazadi @BulkSlash
By the time they drip feed the N64 games, the fanbase with any remaining nostalgia will be way too old and senile to remember they had a nostalgia in the first place. You'll be so old that if you play lode runner 3d the nurse will have to change your diaper. You'll be 1000 before they drip feed the GameCube games.

Re: Feature: Where Does Nintendo Switch Fit In The PS5 And Xbox Project Scarlett Next-Gen War?

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I wont be spending on a new console. I have hundreds and thousands of fun looking games for multiple systems now that need playing. I like indies and I dont like playing movies. (ok, spiderman, GTAV, RDR are fun but will also last me forever) The current ps4 is already overpowered for my gaming desires so why drop 500 bucks on an even more powerful one? The switch will be the affordable console but if it goes cloud Im completely out. I dont need anything besides what I got now anyways.

Re: Activision Eager To Revive More Classics After The Success Of Crash Bandicoot

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@Bloodmetal
Stupid wiki. Archon would be great or a derivitive made by some indie..I played Gladius on the gamecube. It could use a modern upgrade.
@Galarian_Lassie
Hell yeah gimme some stooges. A beat em up is absolutely perfect! Pick up and throw road pies. Grab a wrench and crank some noses. Popping a weasel plays a 10 second tune and makes you temporarily invincible, about face with a ladder takes out 3 at once, abruptly stopping in the middle of a frackass and holding out a fist for the enemy to hit causing a big circular haymaker, using dodge to hold your hand to your face to avoid an eye poke etc on and on. Brilliant! Make this game already!