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Re: Nintendo Download: 1st June (North America)

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@MegaMari0
I took the farm sim plunge back when there was a sale just out of curiosity. I can keep an open mind and have fun with quirky games.
Here's my take; I played it for a while realising theres depth to it I havent explored and things going on I still have to figure out. It's kind of complicated to play. The controls were sort of difficult however and man was this a boring slog. So uninteresting to this city guy that I deleted it. I didn't want to figure it all out or sink more time into it. However I did entertain myself first by trying to crash all the equipment and plough zigags in the cornfield.

It just occured to me how cool a crop circle making game would be. Imagine this premise, You are a hoaxer making crude crop circles, when an alien arrives signaled by your attempt and teaches you the right way how. Alien makes one and then you have to copy it and the designs get more and more complicated.
Somebody hire me. I have tons of these ideas.

Re: Capcom Kicks Off a Massive Sale on the North American Wii U and 3DS eShops

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@Aaron09
Get the physical version for the same price. MH will crush your memory. I started with tri on the wii also. I like these games but dont play them as much as pick up and play type games. These take an investment that Im guaranteed to give up on. I got Generations for 17 bucks last month at gamestop.
The others are also the same price physical as this digital price.
Should you get it? sure why not its kind of cool if you can dump a ton of time and need a game you probably wont complete but it can be a cool game.

Re: Guide: How to Remove That Pesky Joy-Con Wrist Strap

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I simply resent being forced to be safe. If I want to chuck the summummab I will !!! Stop guiding my safety decisions Nintendo!!! I choose to be unsafe!!! It's the fools around me you should force to buy a Nintendo safety helmet!!!
Only a toddler or a monkey would throw them unintentionally anyway.

Re: FIFA 18 is Back to Being 'EA Sports FIFA' for Nintendo Switch

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The most fun thing about soccer is hearing on sports center about USA team beats somebody and knowing that country puts all their collective energy into the outcome and is devastated on a national level for losing to our bad team. But far more satisfying than that is knowing that nobody in America even knew there was a soccer game being played. lol.
(ok a couple people knew about the game maybe. Just nobody over the age of 12 because thats when it becomes uncool to say you play soccer in the USA)

Re: Nintendo Download: 25th May (Europe)

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The air traffic controller game is fun once you stop playing by the games rules and realise it's much more fun and challenging to crash the planes than it is to land them. And I'm 100% serious.
And I've said it before, I think a cool game would be called train crash with a lot of realistic physics and damage causing factors where the more the damage the more points. All types of trains from past to present. Vs. mode would be cool. King Kong and Godzilla modes would be a blast to play.

addendum for @Windy: Ask Kairosoft to make this.

Re: It Looks Like Dino Dini's Kick Off Revival Is Taking To The Pitch On Switch

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I hope it's not like real soccer where you watch someone kick a ball back to their own side of the field and play keep away instead of trying to score. After enduring an infuriating 0-0 tie (oh god shoot me) that strategy seemed counter productive to me until I realised the real object of soccer is to do a swan dive and scream "Ow my knee" as often as possible until someone mesmerises them by showing them some kind of card. I think the red one elicits anger and the yellow one makes them docile or something.

Re: Poll: Nintendo is Keen on 'Social Competitive Gaming' on Switch - Are You Game?

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I just dont play these games. I dont like SB that much. I dont mind the idea at all just would like different games. Nintendo has a lot of games that would be ok competitively. I personally like sports games when I compete with others. That being said I also dont like to watch other people play video games. It makes me want the controller. Im 99% odds of turning it off and playing the game myself.

Re: The Legend of Zelda Custom Chess Set Now Available

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Next to learn is mahjong. The real one. I think there might be variations I'm not sure. I want to get down on this game to play some imports I have. I also like to get all these pachinko type games. Gotta learn Japanese. I just got learn japanese coach for DS so I can try to play these games.

Re: The Legend of Zelda Custom Chess Set Now Available

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@Ryu_Niiyama
I copied the symbols and moves on grid paper as a reference guide to help learn. The problem I have is the martian symbols on the tiles. I cant tell them apart easy since I dont read that. It confuses me. I wish one of the SNES games made an english friendly set. I dont need the moves on the front cause I just look at my notes, I need symbols on the front so I can tell them apart. Like pictures man I need pictures of horses and castles and emperors and stuff. I think the game itself is really cool. Im not sure if I like drops though.

Re: The Legend of Zelda Custom Chess Set Now Available

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For 90 bucks I can get some mahogany Stauntons on a wood board.
These are molded plastic with a cardboard board right?
You cant play novelty sets really they are more for looking at. And when you look at these you realize instantly these are plastic made to look like metal. Then you say to yourself , "Ok it's just plastic. I guess if it was real metal it would cost like 90 bucks."

Re: Feature: 30 Games We Might Get On The SNES Mini Classic Edition

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I really do own most of these and recommend them. Im not trying to be that guy with the strange games but these were really good.
Ok so you wont see any of them on a mini. But then you wont ever see anything that isnt already in the eshop and this is fantasy anyway.
Front Mission
Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon Another Story
Super Fire Pro Wrestling X
Jelly Boy
Go Go Ackman 123
Sutte Hakkun
Out to Lunch
Muscle Bomber
Star Ocean
Soul Blazer
Supapoon
Zig Zag Cat
Big Sky Troopers
Magic Boy
Magical Taruruuto-kun
(I cannot tell you the name of my hidden gem puzzle game until I buy it)