Just one look at the logo and key artwork for BDSM: Big Drunk Satanic Massacre, and it’s clear that this isn’t a game to be taken seriously. Everything from its logo and key artwork to the way it insults you upon death is designed to elicit a chuckle. But if you’re easily offended by colourful language, innuendos, or over-the-top violence, then this might not be the game for you. Otherwise, BDSM is a functional (if uninspired) twin-stick shooter that’s engaging enough to see through to the end.
BDSM stars Lou, the gun-toting, booze guzzling son of the devil himself, and it’s up to him to save Hell after it’s possessed by, well, people. What follows is a fairly straightforward action romp taking place over 4 chapters set in their own unique areas of Hell. You’ll mostly be fighting off waves of enemies with a typical roster of weapons including a revolver, shotgun, machine gun and more. There are some additional objectives such as rescuing NPCs trapped in cages, and all the chapters end with a really challenging boss encounter.
To mix up the standard twin-stick gameplay a bit, each weapon has a secondary function mapped to R. So for example, you can empty the revolver’s cylinder in one go, which is great for mowing down smaller enemies, and the machine gun has a handy grenade launcher that blows huge chunks of health off the bigger, more formidable foes. On top of this, collecting red orbs from downed enemies fills up your rage meter. Once this is full, you can unleash a powerful beam of fire that disintegrates normal enemies and temporarily makes you invincible. It’s a good way of gaining the edge if you find yourself getting overwhelmed.
BDSM is a perfectly fine example of the twin-stick shooter genre, but it falls down a bit thanks to its rudimentary graphics and overall lack of polish and fluidity. It’s much more fun on higher difficulties with an increased number of enemies, but the boss battles can feel a bit unbalanced and you’ll often find yourself dying without really knowing what actually killed you (and be prepared for some lengthy load times before you’re back in the action). Still, it’s worth a go if you’re in need of a decent run-and-gun title after the intensely disappointing Contra: Rogue Corps.
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Is this truly what gaming has become......wonder why titles of games no longer surprise me....
Maybe it needs more Czech?
(My wife is Polish, so I always read polish as Polish now... with hilarious results! Ahem.)
Oh boy, that title.
@Spoony_Tech well, it was bad a long time ago too. I remember carmageddon.
This one might be worse though, I admit
more Polish? and what about Slovak or Czech?
$30 for this? why
You had me at the acronym for the title
I'll take 20
Might've tried this out if it wasn't $30...
Is anyone else concerned with the paltry offering that is the length of this review? Is this what NL has stooped too? It's lazy, (possibly) cost-cutting articles like this that make me want to stop coming here. Hell, I've already stopped looking for the weekly downloads and instead just visit the eShop since I can get a better idea of what has released there.
@Kilroy This has been explained numerous times already, but these mini reviews give coverage to smaller titles that otherwise wouldn't get any. We can't cover everything, but we do what we can.
Glad to see that twin-stick shooters are trending... any chance we can get a Smash T.V. remaster?
Tried this once, never again. Bad visuals and unsatisfying ending. Despite being a seasoned stick-twiddler, I found it rather hard to get excited about the ins-and-outs of BDSM and at times it was almost painful to keep going. Oh... it’s the game’s title you say?
@Kilroy Yeah this site isn't nearly as good or useful as it used to be. I remember back in the Wii era they reviewed pretty much every title, virtual console included. Now they just tend to cover the same kind of games all the time, maybe reviewing a AAA or big release when it comes along and that's about it. There's more clickbait articles and the community has become kinda cliquey thanks to the like and dislike system.
@JayJ
Kind of agree. Did we really need another Super Mario World review, when most of the other SNES online service games get ignored?
@Olliemar28 Read @JayJ 's comment above mine, that person has the exact same opinion of the site that I do. You say you do what you can and that may very well be the case, but what has changed since then, besides Thomas Whitehead leaving? The "soul" and personality of the site started going downhill immediately when TW left, so in my eyes, one of two scenarios occurred: 1) revenue dropped because people missed TW or 2) the new head honcho had a completely different business philosophy, one that did not put visitors of the site and its community first.
You're right about the mini-reviews and why you post them, I'd forgotten you guys did that, but to be fair, I haven't seen them in a while. Maybe I'm not clicking on the right reviews, I don't know. Maybe you should label these as mini-reviews.
@Benji80 The site is still good compared to others, sure, but it's also a shell of what it used to be and that was my point earlier.
@nin10dobot Look up Galaxy Champions TV, it's suppose to be an homage to Smash TV. Recently released.
@Olliemar28
That's what's up. And that is fair. At least they get a mention. Some might think that they're above covering some of these smaller titles or maybe won't even GAF about them. So at least this gets them some attention & honourable mentions that otherwise may have skipped them. So while I hear the complaint(s) from someone who maybe wants a meatier & more in depth look at some of these games I can certainly see the otherside of that as well.
@Kilroy
Yeah I saw Galaxy Champions TV, it looks good but somehow it just makes me want Smash TV all the more... guess I'm just sentiMENTAL that way 😜
@JayJ I don't know how this site used to be but it surely is useful as it doesn't give out fake news like all others.
@Kilroy was about to say that. This should be called a first impressions or something. Where's the info about: graphics, performance, sound quality, replayability, etc...
@JayJ
If this was a Nintendo fansite about all the games you can play on Nintendo and tried to review all new released games for Nintendo that would be ideal. There are all types of gamers and games on the system but it's mostly big budget that gets a full review. Whys that?? Originally I used this site to get reviews on wii games. They had a comprehensive list of all games on the wii or any other Nintendo console and reviews for most of them. It was awesome help for my purchases. I dont even know how to get to it anymore. Is there a a list of all Switch games? If there even is, there could'nt possibly be as many games reviewed as before.
@Manzoli
Im gonna want that info too. I buy mostly indies so I want to be informed in order to make sound purchases . Seems even a throwaway review should include it. Just too many reviews to write, and only enough time for a quicky review on the indies apparently. Too many words. And writers know that having to write words really sucks.
Surely people can see that there are a hell of a lot more games releasing than there ever used to be? I'm not a games reviewer, but it's clear that it takes a lot of time to play a game with a critical eye, draft and probably rewrite a review and publish it. If the site was going to give a full review to every game they'd need about 4 times as many writers and we'd all be paying a subscription, as i bet loads of those smaller game reviews wouldn't get enough traffic to pay for themselves via ads.
I play a ton of games and can give a good review on any of them. Wouldnt take too long. If I were this sites writer I could do it all by myself in no time. The reviews might not individually get as much ad traffic but going to a one stop site that has all the answers would get the site more overall.
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