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Re: Random: Every Time This NBA Star Scores, An Iconic Zelda Sound Gets Played

Kieroni

Something about basketball players and Zelda. Story time!

One time, years ago, I was in the pediatric hospital (a biannual occurance for me) and in pediatric hospitals, there's volunteers that come to visit and entertain the kids. People that'll play games with them, people that dress as Spider-Man and clean the windows, trained hospital dogs, etc.

So one day I got asked by a worker I had been friends with for years if I wanted to meet some of the state's team members. I don't know why I said yes. I was 15, a girl, utterly uninterested in sports, and also only 5 foot tall (152cm). They just come to my doorway, but being basketball players, they would've had to ducked to get past my doorjam. They're youngish and cheerful and ask if I have any questions. I of course ask how they got so tall, but then they ask what I do when I'm in. So I say I play videogames, mostly Zelda. Three of them look at the fourth excitedly, who asks which I'd been playing, and I say Ocarina of Time "YOOOO, that's my favorite one!" He exclaimed, and the rest chatter excitedly about loving Zelda games, and we laugh and make obscure references and confuse the snot out of the hospital worker escorting them. We couldn't talk long, but even as a mildly cynical teenager, that was a really cool visit. They gave all the kids signed posters, but I think mone has disappeared, sadly. Big nerds, all of them.

Re: Soapbox: In Defence Of Balan Wonderworld, 'The Worst Game Of 2021'

Kieroni

I think it's less about it being literally the worst game that was ever made, and more about how shockingly bad it is for its "pedigree". Those are several absolutely inexcusible design choices that had no business making it to the full game. The story isn't completely nonsensical, but it is so needlessly vague and weird when the story that you have to read a novel to figure out is super simple.

It's not the worst game ever, but it is like if you went to see a classic Disney movie and you got Minions.

Re: Pokémon Shares Free Dialga And Palkia Papercraft Models To Print And Build At Home

Kieroni

@kozaru I'd recommend finding a simple 2-3 page papercraft to learn the basics first. A 9-page one will take a little while, so it'd stink to make a basic mistake early. It'd also give you an idea if the kids could do it.

For supplies, I'd recommend a xacto knife, tacky glue (not regular Elmer's glue), and toothpicks for applying glue and connecting pieces in narrow places. Good luck! Papercraft is awesome~

Re: Poll: What's The Worst Legend Of Zelda Game?

Kieroni

I recently beat AoL for the first time, and even with savestates and rewind, it was horrible to play. If I spent a long time mastering the combat, I'm sure it could be fun, but dying over and over again just... Isn't. TFH is just FS but worse, sadly. I don't think it's a bad game overall, but it's not a good Zelda game

Re: Soapbox: Can We Please Retire The Phrase 'Lazy Devs' Already?

Kieroni

There are reasons to complain about things, sure. Like, why did XY's super training have no good way for lefties to play, even if Nintendo figured that out over a decade ago? Why does Animal Crossing not have a settings menu? Why is Nintendo charging 150% for an expansion pass that doesn't even work right?