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Re: Poll: Have You Ordered Physical Switch Games That Came With The Cart Missing?

Atticus-XI

Please allow me to take my general Amazon XP and extrapolate:

1. AZ doesn't care about your satisfaction;
2. They will TOTALLY and RADLY sell you someone else's returned *****;
3. I have been the recipient of such. An Apple Watch leather band, drenched in - I'm sorry - Albanian levels of cologne concentration, came to my house as "new". Are you kidding me? Let me slight the Greeks here as well - same degree of over-cologne-ization...
4. Also, Moldavians...
5. If I haven't offended you enough, the whole damn Eastern Bloc = "Dude, one squirt is enough"...
6. Back to topic, Amazon will sell you someone else's disgusting cast-offs without remorse. Return it again! Forget VGs, I've experienced this with goods exceeding $500 in value. AZ does not care. And the Nomads make it worse. Happy Hunting!!!

Note/Edit. I feel I should provide some back-up for my totally accurate claims. I frequented certain establishments in Boston, during the mid to late 90's, that were overwhelmingly populated with Eastern Bloc visitors. Pravda, being one. Also, I have taken several cruises where the mid to old Greek gentlemen essentially squatted in the best part of the pool. These dudes will suffocate you with their cologne, I am not exaggerating..

Also, enough with the Speedos. EUROPE - NO ONE wants to see that ... Christ...

Re: Marvel's Midnight Suns On Switch "No Longer Planned"

Atticus-XI

Folks: Don't lament this too much - it is God awful. The combat and strategy aspects are fun, but the writing is so bad that I am kicking myself for not being able to return my PC version. The level of cringe is off the scale - so bad that I uninstalled and will never go back to it. And I'm an 80's kid raised on Marvel. No thank you, no more please!

Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Fire Emblem Engage?

Atticus-XI

@Bret O right! But I would suggest that there have been a slew of pandemic-era relationship style games, or games that incorporate that mechanic as a requirement for most successful play. It’s an interesting issue, and I’m not looking to “yuck” anyone’s “yum”, just not my cup of tea.

Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Fire Emblem Engage?

Atticus-XI

It's got to be an age thing/advanced career thing - I just can't get into relationship games, no time, too impatient. Sure, Mass Effect/Bioware romancing I can do, but Three Houses had me bored to tears, I just don't have the time for that BS. Side note - same for crappy writing featured in interminable cutscenes - I'm looking at you Midnight Suns. Eliminating the relationship workload is fantastic, I'm really looking forward to Engage.

BTW, is the rise of relationship games a symptom of pandemic isolation/loneliness? Food for thought...

Re: Bayonetta's OG Voice Actor Asks Fans To "Boycott" Third Game After PlatinumGames Wage Fallout

Atticus-XI

The 4K is insulting, but wow, talk about airing your dirty laundry. In my mind this situation is Platinum effectively firing her by making such a low ball offer. Voice acting actually takes a ton of work and is physically demanding. Can take days of someone's time. Also, her abilities, talents, and being "the voice" of a particular character all have a value attached. This was Platinum, for whatever reason, telling her they didn't want her anymore by offering that low ball figure.

For comparison, although a different industry, the going rate in my area is between $2500 to $3500 for a representation in a first offense drunk driving case where the client wants to "plead it out" (i.e. not incur the expense of a trial and trial preparation). The reality of this is probably 8 to 10 hours of actual work, which itself is fairly routine. That's for your average lawyer, not those of us who are more experienced and/or prominent.

So, yeah, she's being insultingly low balled.

Re: Former Playtester To Receive Settlement Payment From Nintendo Hiring Agency

Atticus-XI

Forgive me for going against the naive tide here, but in my experience (I formerly practiced labor law) it is tough to find more incredibly corrupt organizations than unions. Yes, they are intended to serve an altruistic purpose, but let's not forget that the Department of Labor was created for a reason. If unions served their true purpose - collective bargaining - then perhaps the infection of human nature would be blunted. But, unions exert just as much effort, if not more, in political lobbying and enhancing the cult-like thuggery following that many unions feature. And let's also not forget the brazen, bold-faced corruption and fear tactics of the union bosses.

But, what would really make my blue-collar ancestors' blood boil is all these white-collar "workers" having the audacity to even seek to unionize. Unions are for laborers, not those of us who sit in a chair at a keyboard, meeting room table, etc. It's offensive, I'm sorry...

Re: Random: GQ Calls Video Game Patches "Laziness", And People Are Not Impressed

Atticus-XI

"It's generally known that developers are overworked, underpaid, and experience a multitude of negative experiences at work, from crunch culture to harassment."

Someone please explain why they should be exempt from the same crap the rest of us endure/have endured in just about every other possible field of employment? Try working in Big Law during the 80's, 90's, and 2000's (and now, quite frankly). It was soul crushing - both in how they treated us and the billable hours they demanded. No, I'm not saying they should endure the same, but comparatively they lead charmed lives. And make more money.

I find their complaining exhausting. Suck it up, it could be much, MUCH worse.

Re: Video: The Unsolved amiibo Dilemma - Boxed Or Unboxed?

Atticus-XI

I do a bit of both - but ...

It took 20+ years, but last year I got back into drumming and, needing to get a new kit after so long, begrudgingly (at first) realized that my collectibles were piles of money waiting to happen. I had a serious CTJ moment and was finally able to shed that "itch" that prevented me from selling my hard-collected stuff. These things take up space, have to be coddled and dusted, categorized and organized, etc. It was incredibly liberating to start offloading them. Seriously - they are just sitting there, including most of my amiibo. I'll always keep my Zelda amiibo and probably Cloud, Pac Man, and 8-bit Mario, but the rest are going! My first pass at selling some rare video game guides and a handful of sought-after amiibo netted me over a grand. The boxed ones were significantly more profitable. Solaire got me over $100, Dark Souls Compendium went for $500.

My "little room" in the basement is slowly achieving focus in terms of what I actually want to keep. But I'm clearing out my impulse buys and never-used stuff. Liberating!

Re: PSA: Remember To Update Your Joy-Con, As Well As Your Nintendo Switch

Atticus-XI

@HedgehogEngine I'm using the Dragontail USB-C they include with the Red (with the Jitterbug FMJ b/c I'm crazy). Tried it again after today's update and no dice. I'm reading that Schitt DACs work with Switch as do others that share the same chipset. Going to stick with the Air Pods Pro, I got the best results with them.

I thought about getting the Cobalt when I got the Red, but decided to save the extra 100. I'm glad I did in retrospect b/c apparently the Cobalt has compatibility issues.

Good stuff!

Re: PSA: Remember To Update Your Joy-Con, As Well As Your Nintendo Switch

Atticus-XI

PSA - Your mileage will vary depending on your phones/gear. I tried running my Switchlite to a standalone streaming DAC/Preamp (NAD C658, which is always connected to my computer) with massive latency. I also tried Apple Air Pods, and noticed latency. Apple Air Pods Pro worked surprisingly well, no noticeable lag and good sound quality. Gave the Klipsch Fives a spin with direct Bluetooth, laggy but not too terrible, but muffled sound and sloppy bass.

I'd suggest that good IEPs will do the trick. Anyone else try other IEPs?

Re: PSA: Remember To Update Your Joy-Con, As Well As Your Nintendo Switch

Atticus-XI

@HedgehogEngine Yes, yes, yes, lol. And you would think $9K would absolutely do it. The funny thing is, (and I'll avoid "gear flexing" here) that my used Proceed solid state setup, made in the early 90s, still blows away most of the stuff I try out to upgrade. For other types of "beefy" music, my Krell gear, again early 90s and purchased used, is also unbeatable. A very wise dealer near me, who stood to make a bunch of money selling me new gear, and take mine in trade, urged me to keep my stuff instead when I told him what I had. Love honest people!

On a related note, it's a shame Ninty doesn't include support for more external DACs. I have a couple I'd love to connect but they aren't supported. I tried the supported Earstudio DAC, and overall it had surprisingly good sound, but it started popping and sizzling after a couple of weeks so back to Amazon. I have a Dragonfly Red, unsupported last time I checked. Do you have any recommendations for a modestly priced portable DAC supported by Switch?

Re: Soapbox: Super Metroid Showed Me I Had The Right To Exist

Atticus-XI

@SaveDinos I don't know if that's entirely fair, many of the rioters were certainly there for insurrectionist purposes, but some were just there to make a mess. "Insurrection" has a very specific definition and it comes down to the intent of the person in question.

But I can't argue with your sentiment. I was a lifelong Republican until Trump. He and his cronies destroyed the GOP, not just turning it into a group demanding absolute fealty (or he'll "primary" you), but they also warped the party's basic tenets or completely ignored them. It may surprise some, but many current and former Republicans are far more disgusted with these people than are many on the Left. These Trumpists are not just traitors to our country - they're also traitors to the party. /lecture off

Re: Soapbox: Super Metroid Showed Me I Had The Right To Exist

Atticus-XI

@TJM Progressives (and really any "join us or you're against us" political ideologues, Right or Left) also engage in another ancient practice: deriding and excluding from discussion any disagreement or competing ideas. The Left has the majority of the media mouthpieces at present, so of course, it's more noticeable.

Eschew labels, have loyalty to ideas, not political groups or parties. It's quite liberating to admit to oneself that every major political group has some good ideas and, lo and behold, one is not required to maintain some sense of loyalty to any of them to the exclusion of others' great ideas.

Re: Soapbox: Super Metroid Showed Me I Had The Right To Exist

Atticus-XI

The best point, IMHO, was your discussion of the organic way Samus "was a woman". No massive virtue flags waving, no, as you said, "Grrrrl power" BS. Every time an entertainment medium interrupts the story or jarringly inserts some political/identity declaration, it's so damn gratuitous; it actually undermines their attempts to persuade.

Not that the Arrowverse is high cinema, but the production team really went overboard with the "in your face", shoe-horned politics. Incredibly amateurish. I also recall during W's tenure just about every HBO drama series, especially Six Feet Under, took shots at him, etc. in a way that completely ruined the immersion.

Re: Nintendo Fears A Popular ROM Website Could Make A Comeback

Atticus-XI

@Musharna You can only plead the 5th if your answers would tend to actually incriminate you. Generally, this means that your answer would provide probable cause supporting at least one element of a crime. It's about potential incrimination, not just the desire to avoid testifying.

Re: Nintendo Fears A Popular ROM Website Could Make A Comeback

Atticus-XI

@AstroTheGamosian Generally the lawyers ask the questions and your first point would be a great issue for the ROM site's attorney to flesh out during an actual trial if one ever occurs.

Secondly, people lie through their G*ddamned teeth in court. Outright lies and deceptions are rampant. As for omissions, a witness is only required to answer the question posed to them. It is the examining lawyer's responsibility to ask the "right" follow-up questions to reveal more of the "truth" from that witness. Otherwise, they shut up (if I prepared them) and only reveal what is absolutely, literally responsive to our opponent's questions. For example, the correct answer to "Do you know what time it is?" is not to look at one's watch and say the time. Rather, the correct response is, "Yes" after looking at the watch.

So, yeah, courts are rife with what normal humans consider lies. And it's allowed.

Re: Feature: "Samus' Adventure Will Continue" - Metroid Dread Producer On The Series' 2D Revival And Future

Atticus-XI

@JasmineDragon Yes, as a lawyer I feel similarly about "well we do it "this way" do we really need a constitutional amendment. My answer is, "Yes, because that what the GD rules say." Taking the wrong road because it is easier is NOT what was intended. Do it correctly and with the right process, or dare I say, Due Process. The Constitution is NOT a living document. And I'm a defense lawyer for the indigent, BTW. Easier doesn't mean throw the rulebook in the trash.

Re: Feature: "Samus' Adventure Will Continue" - Metroid Dread Producer On The Series' 2D Revival And Future

Atticus-XI

@Nontendo_4DS I amicably disagree - "Samus" is a singular proper noun that calls for apostrophe "s" regardless of the word ending in "s". Now ... I am aware some sources dispute this, but they seem to be more modern and have essentially acquiesced to everyone continuing to improperly use this construction. It feels like "they" essentially threw up their hands and said, "ok, we give up, keep doing it wrong."

But here's the thing - no one "does grammar right" these days anyway, so - despite my bad effort at humor - arguing about it (or trying to educate) is an exercise in futility. Our schools don't force kids to learn this stuff properly anymore and so the Gods of Grammar just adopt the wrong usage because that's what the damn people are going to do anyway. What's worse, "professional" journalists don't bother to proofread their work. I know that they're all trying to beat each other to the punch, but that's no excuse for style and grammatical errors. Just one example: I read Paul Tassi regularly and like his work, but the guy just doesn't proof his columns. This site, however, consistently publishes quality, well-proofed copy.

Don't get me started on the overuse/incorrect use of "curated" and "fraught", or the use of modern internet slang in headlines. Yes, I'm old-fashioned and I believe I have previously provided notice to avoid trespassing on my lawn.

Re: Black Isle Admits There Have Been "Issues" With The Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance Switch Release

Atticus-XI

Guys, guys, GUYS... Are you CNN? Polygon? No, you're a respected Nintendo source. The way your headline reads (that they "admit" to issues) suggests Black Isle was trying to hide this. Quite to the contrary, they have been completely transparent about their difficulties getting the code to market for Switch. Jeebus, be fair for Pete's sake. No need to sink into the rabble, good people...

Re: Review: Narita Boy - Pay Homage To The '80s In This Marvellous Metroidvania

Atticus-XI

"Unfortunately, nostalgia has often seemingly taken precedence over good storytelling, resulting in some rather questionable throwbacks (looking at you, Mr. Cline)."

Yes, yes, yes - THIS. I'm a child of the '80s and maintain that his book is garbage. A poorly-written mish-mash of interminable cultural references with a side of ham-fisted political statements tossed in. The whole thing is just forced and the characters all try to "out-80s" each other. The movie is a smidge better, although I suspect his actual motives for writing it was a film adaptation. You know, to make piles of money - the very thing he rails against in the book.

Re: Talking Point: The Problem With The X Button

Atticus-XI

My 47 y/o hands, almost arthritic from too much VG playing since '83, prefer the feel of the accept button at the bottom quadrant, not the right. Also, the WiiU Pro Controller, because of its overall layout, was completely unusable for me. Who puts the buttons BELOW the sticks? Crazy!

Re: Soapbox: It's Time To Normalise Giving Up On Games Early

Atticus-XI

@TheFrenchiestFry I bought Revelations: Persona on the day of release (1999) and upon playing it I was immediately turned off by how damned monochromatic the game was. All shades of gray with a splash of red every now and then and the characters all look the damn same, etc. My boredom and spite caused me to spew a scathing review on rec.games.video.sony.playstation ("back in the dayyyyy!!!") Although I got absolutely roasted in flames for such an unpopular opinion, I stand by it and recommend not bothering with P1. There are far too many other great games, including those in the same series, BTW, that you could be playing.

Re: Two Brand New Doctor Who Games Have Been Revealed For Switch

Atticus-XI

@lighteningbolt79 I disagree, and respectfully your post comes off as dismissive of an opinion that doesn't seem to match your politics. Folks can criticize change without it being some brand of "phobic", or, can judge media based on the merits, which is easily done in this instance. The writing in DW went drastically downhill about midway through Matt Smith's last season. The Capaldi years had 3 or 4 good episodes, but was mostly mediocre or even cringy. The writing, tone, and production values of the 13th Doctor's seasons are just wrong, and I like Jodie Whittaker. To my older eyes, remembering the 80's onward, this new show just isn't Doctor Who. Moreover, the bad writing and reinventing that permeates the 13th's seasons, especially this new origin story they've cooked up, is a poorly crafted, shoehorned thing. I'm hoping they make another switch and can actually land Idris Alba to play him in a manner that befits the series as a whole.

Re: Wallachia: Reign Of Dracula Might Be The Closest We Get To A New Castlevania On Switch

Atticus-XI

Looks good and they seem to have nailed the aesthetic, but the animations are too choppy for 2020, or 1997 for that matter (i.e. the silky smooth SOTN). Animations remind me of Golden Axe, Altered Beast, or other older, memory-limited games (someone above said it reminds them of a Megadrive/Genesis game, which I also immediately thought, but not in a good way). Art style is perfect, I think several more frames of animation all around would perfect it.

Re: AVICII Invector Encore Edition Launches On Switch In September, Free Demo Announced

Atticus-XI

So seriously, what is all this DJ nonsense? I can't wrap my mind around it, maybe I'm too old. People pay money to stand/sway/"dance" in an arena, on X/MDMA, while a strangely-dressed dude broadcasts "music" that is sampled from others' work or created digitally (and one could simply play at home if they have a capable 2 channel set-up), all while pumping his one arm that douchey DJ way?

Get off my actual-music-appreciating lawn.

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