Why is every knockoff Switch more than double the cost of the actual Switch? I'd consider buying one to try out if the prices weren't so ridiculous. If the Switch is so overpriced and underpowered, like everyone claims, where are the portable $250 PCs with twice the power of the Switch?
@Serpenterror Zelda isn't an RPG, none of them are, and Breath Of The Wild, even less so. It's just an adventure game, with puzzles, and survival elements. That was one of my issues with Breath Of The Wild, it was a game trying to be like Oblivion/Skyrim, but without any RPG elements.
@Nikhogan They're complaining like Mario has had thousands of lines of dialogue or something. The voice of Mario is about as fleshed out as the voice of Link. Chris Pratt sounds like an acceptable Mario to me. Mario doesn't need to be waa-hooing all over everything.
@FishyS You have to really like the gameplay of SRPGs to like Fire Emblem in my opinion. The stories usually get super boring, and because the games are designed around permanent death, character interactions are mostly down to the main characters that are not allowed to die. If you love the gameplay, it's great, if you're hoping there might be other elements to keep you interested, there usually aren't.
@Sisilly_G I feel like after Path Of Radiance and Radiant Dawn, Fire Emblem as a whole was just okay. Awakening showed up at a time when the 3DS library was struggling, and since it was pretty decent, lots of people got it. And then immediately there were the Fates games, Shadows of Valencia, and Three Houses. And this new one, just looks like more of the same. Three Houses is the only one of these I found somewhat compelling, the rest are all the same. The franchise is severely overrated.
I thought the game looked like trash the moment it was announced. This is the second Pokemon game I'm skipping, the first was US/UM, because I couldn't see why S/M needed another game. And no, I'm going to try it, the art direction is horrible, the graphics are horrible, I think someone said it doesn't have actual towns, and there is no scaling on the open-world gyms, which ruins the point of open-world Pokemon. I'd honestly rather have a ton of well designed branching routes than open plains. Overall just a lazy installment that should have been better than SW/SH, which is an extremely low bar.
@FatWormBlowsASparky The battles have been weak in all of the recent Fire Emblems though. The older ones used to be more nuanced, but Fire Emblem Awakening up to Three Houses, you just put your unit one tile into the red zone, and every enemy on the map rushes towards it. This is the only thing the AI does, it doesn't have initiative. It is almost entirely reactionary. The school thing at least gave me a Persona-like life-sim time-management aspect to spend time with between grinding maps.
@FatWormBlowsASparky The school thing was the only thing that made the new Fire Emblem stand out for me. They were at least giving us something new and engaging. Now we're just back to the Awakening, Conquest, Birthright line of the exact same game over and over again. I don't even know what people see in Fire Emblem anymore. The plots aren't even interesting like they were in the GCN/Wii/GBA era. I want Advance Wars, which is 10x better than Fire Emblem ever was.
@jrt87 Pokemon is a series where every entry fixes something wrong with the previous one, but then breaks something else, that results in no net improvement. The first five generation did more fixing than breaking, and the next five did more breaking than fixing. They implement something genius, like online trading and super training(basically an easy way to manage the more abstract stats), but then make the game hold your hand throughout the story. Then the next entry, throws out those improvements, keeps the game holding your hand throughout the story, but creates some killer new designs for some Pokemon, clothing, and characters. Thus every Pokemon game in reality is a 7/10. "It's great, they did(insert cool thing here), but... why did they get rid of(insert past good ideas here), and replace them with(insert new half-baked ideas here)."
@MajinSoul I hated Sword/Shield so much that I keep forgetting that Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee even existed. I thought they did such a good job on them, and really had the Pokemon aesthetic mastered, but then they delivered the absolute train wreck of Sword/Shield. The only thing I genuinely liked about Sword/Shield was the clothes, which is not even remotely related to the core of the game.
@BenAV I was playing the demo with my cousins last week, all big fans of this era of gaming, and we were really impressed with it, especially since it's $5. It controls really fluidly. The Switch version has 2 extra characters that aren't on the Steam version. The Steam version has a 20fps mode which is kinda neat.
@Truegamer79 It has 1/8 the power draw and 1/8 the size of normal consoles. I love the Switch, and it is my only 8th/9th gen console, but it's denying reality to think it's not a portable system. People say it's the follow-up to the Wii U, but really it's the follow-up to the 3DS. And there's nothing wrong with that.
@Styrophoamicus A lot of guides for the older ones recommend you take one out one from the exterior, so it becomes 3-2-3 formation or just hollow out the entire middle row. Crops are sold pretty high, so you're not actually "losing money" by doing this.
@Burning_Spear Which part exactly strayed too far? I didn't think it was measurably different from Harvest Moon 64, the GCN, or the 3DS entries. The only real difference was that the farm was more seamlessly connected to the village in the older ones.
@Nua Which is funny because Snake had basically no lines that game because of the expense of getting a "real actor". Metal Gear Solid 5 is my least favorite Metal Gear, I barely got halfway through it.
@RobynAlecksys You don't like Stadium and Battle Revolution... probably don't like Colloseum and XD because they're similar. You don't like either Snap or any of the Mystery Dungeon games. You probably don't like Hey You Pikachu, Pokemon Channel, and the Poke Parks because they're similar to Snap. You didn't even finish X/Y, which had the best features of any Pokemon game. You didn't play Sun/Moon or Ultra Sun/Moon, which are way more memorable than the latest games. And you're talking about Let's Go Pikachu, like it's actually worth $60. It doesn't sound like you're that into Pokemon.
@FishyS We already got the first generation remade twice. They should remake Heart Gold/Soul Silver, but mix it up, and have you start in Kanto and add the islands from Fire Red/Leaf Green, and maybe add another region west of Johto, so the bullet train can have 3 stops. 24 gyms would be sick. Also Pokemon should have some kind of canon map by now. Splatoon has a map, and it didn't even need one.
@VoidofLight I didn't watch his Xenoblade Chronicles 3 video, because my backlog is too big for me to even show interest in the game. However his Xenoblade Chronicles 2 video inspired me to go buy it immediately and I loved it. He even said in a different video, a critic's value isn't in holding the correct opinions, but being consistent. He is consistent. I didn't watch his video on Octopath Traveler, because I didn't want to see a negative opinion on it before I bought it. Well, I should have watched it, because I ended up hating that game. He bashed two different, highly loved RPGS, for different reasons. I agreed with points in both videos, ended up buying and loving one, hated and wished I hadn't bought the other.
I'm still working on the Dusk Trilogy on PS3 and have only slightly dabbled in the Mysterious Trilogy. I won't even allow myself to buy any more Atelier games until I'm caught up.
A couple years ago I would have wanted them, but Nintendo took too long. I now have both on Wii U and both on Gamecube, and have a Wii and Wii U hooked up next to my Switch.
Nintendo really has a way of picking the best shades of pink. If you just go google pink, you're given a barrage of the most flamboyant in-your-face colors in existence—just awful colors. But then there's Nintendo-pink. You got Kirby and Corsola, the DS Lite, 3DS, and Switch Lite. I was able to get a Pink DS Lite for $15 on eBay and it's so good. I want a Switch Lite, but I can't trust those joy-cons.
@Dev9417 Half of my yellow partners kept forgetting to ink the spawn area, which is like 10% of the field. We could have totally beaten rock if people weren't doing this. Anyway, I won 80% of my matches. I did have a great partner for about 5 matches but they were lost to "connection errors".
I really hate people that won't pay for the games they want to play during a console cycle, and especially when they want niche games. Weak sales is the reason we barely get F-Zero, Star Fox, Advance Wars, Metroid, Pikmin etc. If you must steal, stealing Mario Kart, Smash Bros., Pokemon etc. hurts no one. But if Advance Wars, Pikmin 4, and Metroid Prime 4 ever come out, and you want to play them, buy them, because you're not screwing the man, you're screwing the fans.
@iaLgan They were just saying that this is the second time Pokken was a game trial, which I don't remember it being one, because I've really wanted to play this. There were no other Pokemon game trials as far as I can remember.
@NeonPizza I guess I just happen to have a really good TV despite it being 18 years old. The only game I ever had to put game mode on for was Smash Bros Ultimate, but that's because the online is pretty messed up.
@NeonPizza I don't believe you can tell the difference between something being off by 1/100 of a second. If I can play rhythm games on high difficulties with a Pro Controller, it's clearly not a big deal.
@Sonos They have that exact same sky bucket system in Disney World in Florida. They're really awesome, you feel like your flying, and it does make your life more full and happy. This London one seems to be a much shorter line though.
I have always really loved the Marill line. For Halloween one year, I found a Marill costume and was Marill for like 3-4 years. They're just really happy blue mouse bunnies. I love that Azumarill is a playable character in Pokemon Unite. I always wanted Marill to be an alternative skin for Jigglypuff in Smash.
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Re: Video: A Closer Look At The Aya Neo Air, A Powerful Alternative To The Switch
Why is every knockoff Switch more than double the cost of the actual Switch? I'd consider buying one to try out if the prices weren't so ridiculous. If the Switch is so overpriced and underpowered, like everyone claims, where are the portable $250 PCs with twice the power of the Switch?
Re: Ys X: Nordics Announced For Nintendo Switch, Launching In 2023
@Serpenterror Zelda isn't an RPG, none of them are, and Breath Of The Wild, even less so. It's just an adventure game, with puzzles, and survival elements. That was one of my issues with Breath Of The Wild, it was a game trying to be like Oblivion/Skyrim, but without any RPG elements.
Re: Talking Point: As Zelda: Wind Waker Turns 20, Doesn't Toon Link Deserve A Second Chance?
I just want a new non-open world Zelda 2D or 3D.
Re: Review: Samurai Maiden - A Saucy Hack-And-Slash That Makes For An Entertaining Romp
@BenoitRen The vast majority of video games don't even have full voice acting, so reading basically has been and is the default.
Re: Video: Super Mario Bros. Movie "Mushroom Kingdom" Official Reveal
@Nikhogan They're complaining like Mario has had thousands of lines of dialogue or something. The voice of Mario is about as fleshed out as the voice of Link. Chris Pratt sounds like an acceptable Mario to me. Mario doesn't need to be waa-hooing all over everything.
Re: Upcoming Nintendo Switch Games And Accessories For December 2022 And January 2023
@FishyS You have to really like the gameplay of SRPGs to like Fire Emblem in my opinion. The stories usually get super boring, and because the games are designed around permanent death, character interactions are mostly down to the main characters that are not allowed to die. If you love the gameplay, it's great, if you're hoping there might be other elements to keep you interested, there usually aren't.
Re: Upcoming Nintendo Switch Games And Accessories For December 2022 And January 2023
@Sisilly_G I feel like after Path Of Radiance and Radiant Dawn, Fire Emblem as a whole was just okay. Awakening showed up at a time when the 3DS library was struggling, and since it was pretty decent, lots of people got it. And then immediately there were the Fates games, Shadows of Valencia, and Three Houses. And this new one, just looks like more of the same. Three Houses is the only one of these I found somewhat compelling, the rest are all the same. The franchise is severely overrated.
Re: Frustrated Pokémon Scarlet & Violet Players Are Reportedly Getting Refunds
I thought the game looked like trash the moment it was announced. This is the second Pokemon game I'm skipping, the first was US/UM, because I couldn't see why S/M needed another game. And no, I'm going to try it, the art direction is horrible, the graphics are horrible, I think someone said it doesn't have actual towns, and there is no scaling on the open-world gyms, which ruins the point of open-world Pokemon. I'd honestly rather have a ton of well designed branching routes than open plains. Overall just a lazy installment that should have been better than SW/SH, which is an extremely low bar.
Re: Video: Here's An Extended Look At Fire Emblem Engage For Nintendo Switch
@FatWormBlowsASparky The battles have been weak in all of the recent Fire Emblems though. The older ones used to be more nuanced, but Fire Emblem Awakening up to Three Houses, you just put your unit one tile into the red zone, and every enemy on the map rushes towards it. This is the only thing the AI does, it doesn't have initiative. It is almost entirely reactionary. The school thing at least gave me a Persona-like life-sim time-management aspect to spend time with between grinding maps.
Re: Video: Here's An Extended Look At Fire Emblem Engage For Nintendo Switch
@FatWormBlowsASparky The school thing was the only thing that made the new Fire Emblem stand out for me. They were at least giving us something new and engaging. Now we're just back to the Awakening, Conquest, Birthright line of the exact same game over and over again. I don't even know what people see in Fire Emblem anymore. The plots aren't even interesting like they were in the GCN/Wii/GBA era. I want Advance Wars, which is 10x better than Fire Emblem ever was.
Re: Advance Wars Style Kickstarter Project Warside Targeting 2023 Switch Release
@calbeau These aren't the assets for Advanced Wars though, this is original art.
Re: Advance Wars Style Kickstarter Project Warside Targeting 2023 Switch Release
My body is ready.
Re: The Legend Of Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom Has Been Rated For Nintendo Switch
@GinMiguel Intent for the rating doesn't matter. The rating is whatever the rating board says the rating is. Or did you mean 'initially'?
Re: Review: Pokémon Scarlet And Violet - An Open-World Poké Playground Full Of Promise (And Tech Issues)
@jrt87 Pokemon is a series where every entry fixes something wrong with the previous one, but then breaks something else, that results in no net improvement. The first five generation did more fixing than breaking, and the next five did more breaking than fixing. They implement something genius, like online trading and super training(basically an easy way to manage the more abstract stats), but then make the game hold your hand throughout the story. Then the next entry, throws out those improvements, keeps the game holding your hand throughout the story, but creates some killer new designs for some Pokemon, clothing, and characters. Thus every Pokemon game in reality is a 7/10. "It's great, they did(insert cool thing here), but... why did they get rid of(insert past good ideas here), and replace them with(insert new half-baked ideas here)."
Re: Review: Pokémon Scarlet And Violet - An Open-World Poké Playground Full Of Promise (And Tech Issues)
@MajinSoul I hated Sword/Shield so much that I keep forgetting that Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee even existed. I thought they did such a good job on them, and really had the Pokemon aesthetic mastered, but then they delivered the absolute train wreck of Sword/Shield. The only thing I genuinely liked about Sword/Shield was the clothes, which is not even remotely related to the core of the game.
Re: Review: Lunistice - A 32-Bit Platforming Dream That Gives Sonic A Serious Run For His Money
@Kirbyo Toree is a playable character, it might be the same devs.
Re: Review: Lunistice - A 32-Bit Platforming Dream That Gives Sonic A Serious Run For His Money
@Silly_G I don't really like Sonic, only really liked the Adventure Series, and a bit of Sonic 2, but I loved the demo for this.
Re: Review: Lunistice - A 32-Bit Platforming Dream That Gives Sonic A Serious Run For His Money
@BenAV I was playing the demo with my cousins last week, all big fans of this era of gaming, and we were really impressed with it, especially since it's $5. It controls really fluidly. The Switch version has 2 extra characters that aren't on the Steam version. The Steam version has a 20fps mode which is kinda neat.
Re: Nintendo Considering "Various Initiatives" And "Further Enhancements" For The Switch Online Service
GBA, GCN, and DS(with some kind of resistive touch peripheral to simulate the bottom screen, lol).
Re: Wavetale Is A Visually Stunning Mix Of Zelda And Journey, Out December
Kind of seems more like Sonic with how fast-paced it is. Anyway, we've been needing more platformers, and it looks fun.
Re: Bayonetta's OG Voice Actor Responds To Online Backlash In Ongoing Dispute
No way Bayonetta worth $450 million dollars.
Re: Random: Hideki Kamiya Echoes Every Nintendo Fan's Wishes For The Switch Successor
@Truegamer79 It has 1/8 the power draw and 1/8 the size of normal consoles. I love the Switch, and it is my only 8th/9th gen console, but it's denying reality to think it's not a portable system. People say it's the follow-up to the Wii U, but really it's the follow-up to the 3DS. And there's nothing wrong with that.
Re: Feature: How Stardew Valley Grew The Farm Sim While Harvest Moon Went To Seed
@Styrophoamicus A lot of guides for the older ones recommend you take one out one from the exterior, so it becomes 3-2-3 formation or just hollow out the entire middle row. Crops are sold pretty high, so you're not actually "losing money" by doing this.
Re: Feature: How Stardew Valley Grew The Farm Sim While Harvest Moon Went To Seed
@Burning_Spear Which part exactly strayed too far? I didn't think it was measurably different from Harvest Moon 64, the GCN, or the 3DS entries. The only real difference was that the farm was more seamlessly connected to the village in the older ones.
Re: The Super Mario Bros. Movie Teaser Trailer Is Finally Here
@Moviefan2k4 That's what ruined the Sonic movies for me, going for comedy instead of adventure.
Re: The Super Mario Bros. Movie Teaser Trailer Is Finally Here
@a1904 I just watched the 2nd Sonic movie today, this Mario movie trailer looks incredible by comparison. Both Sonic movies were beyond horrible.
Re: It's Official, Bayonetta's OG Voice Actor Won't Be Returning For The Third Outing
@Nua Which is funny because Snake had basically no lines that game because of the expense of getting a "real actor". Metal Gear Solid 5 is my least favorite Metal Gear, I barely got halfway through it.
Re: Lengthy Pokémon Scarlet And Violet Trailer Unloads Heaps Of New Information
Not even a sick Giraffarig evolution will make me buy this.
Re: Nintendo Announces A Special Direct Presentation For Super Mario Bros. Movie
@guilem I was so incredibly disappointed in that movie. I don't know what everyone else saw in it.
Re: Nintendo Announces A Special Direct Presentation For Super Mario Bros. Movie
@nocdaes I still can't figure out what was so great about the Sonic movie, I thought Detective Pikachu was a hundred times better.
Re: Nintendo Survey Asks Fans What Pokémon Games & Spin-Offs They Want
@RobynAlecksys You don't like Stadium and Battle Revolution... probably don't like Colloseum and XD because they're similar. You don't like either Snap or any of the Mystery Dungeon games. You probably don't like Hey You Pikachu, Pokemon Channel, and the Poke Parks because they're similar to Snap. You didn't even finish X/Y, which had the best features of any Pokemon game. You didn't play Sun/Moon or Ultra Sun/Moon, which are way more memorable than the latest games. And you're talking about Let's Go Pikachu, like it's actually worth $60. It doesn't sound like you're that into Pokemon.
Re: Nintendo Survey Asks Fans What Pokémon Games & Spin-Offs They Want
@FishyS We already got the first generation remade twice. They should remake Heart Gold/Soul Silver, but mix it up, and have you start in Kanto and add the islands from Fire Red/Leaf Green, and maybe add another region west of Johto, so the bullet train can have 3 stops. 24 gyms would be sick. Also Pokemon should have some kind of canon map by now. Splatoon has a map, and it didn't even need one.
Re: Video Game YouTuber Dunkey Launches His Own Indie Publishing Company
@VoidofLight You can't be on social media and not expect someone to spoil something, it's just how it is.
Re: Video Game YouTuber Dunkey Launches His Own Indie Publishing Company
@VoidofLight I didn't watch his Xenoblade Chronicles 3 video, because my backlog is too big for me to even show interest in the game. However his Xenoblade Chronicles 2 video inspired me to go buy it immediately and I loved it. He even said in a different video, a critic's value isn't in holding the correct opinions, but being consistent. He is consistent. I didn't watch his video on Octopath Traveler, because I didn't want to see a negative opinion on it before I bought it. Well, I should have watched it, because I ended up hating that game. He bashed two different, highly loved RPGS, for different reasons. I agreed with points in both videos, ended up buying and loving one, hated and wished I hadn't bought the other.
Re: The Metroid Dread Vibes Are Strong In Action-RPG Platformer 'Trinity Fusion'
@BloodNinja It looks exactly like Dread. The logo even has the same font and color scheme.
Re: Koei Tecmo Teases Next Chapter In The Atelier Series
I'm still working on the Dusk Trilogy on PS3 and have only slightly dabbled in the Mysterious Trilogy. I won't even allow myself to buy any more Atelier games until I'm caught up.
Re: Poll: Do You Actually Want Switch Ports Of Wind Waker And Twilight Princess?
A couple years ago I would have wanted them, but Nintendo took too long. I now have both on Wii U and both on Gamecube, and have a Wii and Wii U hooked up next to my Switch.
Re: Review: ANNO: Mutationem - An Impressive Cyberpunk Action-RPG With Stunning Visuals
I played the demo last week. I loved the art/graphics and the over world. I'll likely be getting it.
Re: Horizon Chase 2 Brings A New Arcade Racing Experience To Consoles In 2023
@JoeSooper I can't tell, it just looks like every other low-poly game.
Re: Horizon Chase 2 Brings A New Arcade Racing Experience To Consoles In 2023
@JoeSooper There is something seriously wrong if this can't run on a Switch and needs a Switch 2.
Re: Random: Coral Switch Lite Was Inspired By Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Nintendo really has a way of picking the best shades of pink. If you just go google pink, you're given a barrage of the most flamboyant in-your-face colors in existence—just awful colors. But then there's Nintendo-pink. You got Kirby and Corsola, the DS Lite, 3DS, and Switch Lite. I was able to get a Pink DS Lite for $15 on eBay and it's so good. I want a Switch Lite, but I can't trust those joy-cons.
Re: Team Rock Wins The Splatoon 3 Splatfest World Premiere
@Dev9417 Half of my yellow partners kept forgetting to ink the spawn area, which is like 10% of the field. We could have totally beaten rock if people weren't doing this. Anyway, I won 80% of my matches. I did have a great partner for about 5 matches but they were lost to "connection errors".
Re: Nintendo Is Apparently Not Involved In The New Switch DRM Initiative
I really hate people that won't pay for the games they want to play during a console cycle, and especially when they want niche games. Weak sales is the reason we barely get F-Zero, Star Fox, Advance Wars, Metroid, Pikmin etc. If you must steal, stealing Mario Kart, Smash Bros., Pokemon etc. hurts no one. But if Advance Wars, Pikmin 4, and Metroid Prime 4 ever come out, and you want to play them, buy them, because you're not screwing the man, you're screwing the fans.
Re: Nintendo's Next Free Game Trials Are Now Available For Switch Online Members
@iaLgan They were just saying that this is the second time Pokken was a game trial, which I don't remember it being one, because I've really wanted to play this. There were no other Pokemon game trials as far as I can remember.
Re: Hori Reveals The Split Pad Fit For Nintendo Switch
@NeonPizza I found it, it's a 16 year old Toshiba. It says it has a maximum of 7ms of latency with game mode bringing it to around 5ms.
Re: Hori Reveals The Split Pad Fit For Nintendo Switch
@NeonPizza I guess I just happen to have a really good TV despite it being 18 years old. The only game I ever had to put game mode on for was Smash Bros Ultimate, but that's because the online is pretty messed up.
Re: Hori Reveals The Split Pad Fit For Nintendo Switch
@NeonPizza I don't believe you can tell the difference between something being off by 1/100 of a second. If I can play rhythm games on high difficulties with a Pro Controller, it's clearly not a big deal.
Re: Video: Digital Foundry Weighs In On Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Booster Course Pass Texture Complaints
@Rykdrew Mario Kart 8 is not 13 years old. It is 8 years old. You must be thinking of Mario Kart Wii.
Re: Random: Pokémon Takes Over London Transport For World Championships
@Sonos They have that exact same sky bucket system in Disney World in Florida. They're really awesome, you feel like your flying, and it does make your life more full and happy. This London one seems to be a much shorter line though.
Re: Talking Point: What Does Your Favourite Pokémon Say About You?
I have always really loved the Marill line. For Halloween one year, I found a Marill costume and was Marill for like 3-4 years. They're just really happy blue mouse bunnies. I love that Azumarill is a playable character in Pokemon Unite. I always wanted Marill to be an alternative skin for Jigglypuff in Smash.