The only time I ever dressed up as anyone was as Snape. I took my eldest daughter to a midnight screening. All I needed was a robe. I already have a hooked nose, greasy hair and yellow uneven teeth.
Wouldn't mind knowing the physical/digital split. Personally I own the top three and I bought them all secondhand. Does being included in the ps plus monthly games contribute to sales figures?
Back into Don't Starve. Originally played it on my Vita. Started again on the Switch for the extra content. I am either casually swapping between games or utterly committed to one game. Don't starve is definitely option two.
When new phones had something actually new to offer I would "accidentally" break my phone every couple of years. Now that they offer nothing new my phone is four years old, and whilst the battery sucks it still rocks. Maybe you are sub consciously breaking your switch. Maybe you just suck. I don't know.
I remember playing the original playstation mobile game. They were basically wiped from existence. It was the first time I realized that digital games all reach a point where legal means to play them disappear.
I instabought Pixeljunk monsters 2....and regretted it. No full map view? F*ck dat. I played through the first one twice and enjoyed every minute. New management fix this.
@ottospooky I imagine most seven year olds couldn't even contemplate 2021. I would laughed at the idea of waiting til 2021. Then I would've cried if my parents made me.
@Ghost_of_Hasashi When comes to the Vita Vanillaware are just f*cking brilliant. Absolutely gorgeous games, all of them. Looked soo good on that OLED screen and they all ran perfectly. It was a real shame 13 sentinels was cancelled for the Vita.
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Re: "Nintendo Switch Has Games" - And Now It Has An Expensive Calculator, Too
The real question is does
1÷ 3 x 3 = 1 or 0.999999.
Some floating point thing, I think.
Re: Thanks To Switch, Nintendo Has Now Sold Over Half A Billion Handheld Consoles
Wow people feel strongly about this.....😴
Re: Random: Behold The Miya 2000, A Rare NES Accessory That Only Works With One Game
@PoliticallyIncorrect Gen-X! Apathetic fist bump.
Re: Random: This Guy Makes Incredible, Wearable 16-Bit Cosplay
Coming soon, the same thing, but with tits.
Re: Random: This Guy Makes Incredible, Wearable 16-Bit Cosplay
The only time I ever dressed up as anyone was as Snape. I took my eldest daughter to a midnight screening. All I needed was a robe. I already have a hooked nose, greasy hair and yellow uneven teeth.
Re: EA Has Acquired The Super Mega Baseball Developer Metalhead Software
"EA bought him" Me telling my kids the dog died.
Re: Soapbox: Is It Time For Game Rental Stores To Return?
Thanks to my level 4 membership at EB games I can return a game within ten days. It has saved me hundreds of dollars over the years.
Re: Soapbox: Is It Time For Game Rental Stores To Return?
Yes I would like to rent games. Bring back blockbuster? F*ck that. If they had ashes I would p*as on them.
Re: NPD Reveals Top 10 Best-Selling Star Wars Games Of All Time In The US
@RetroXombi F*cken oath they were. Young me did not have the anger management skills adult me has. The game rage drew heavily from the dark side.
Re: NPD Reveals Top 10 Best-Selling Star Wars Games Of All Time In The US
Wouldn't mind knowing the physical/digital split. Personally I own the top three and I bought them all secondhand. Does being included in the ps plus monthly games contribute to sales figures?
Re: NPD Reveals Top 10 Best-Selling Star Wars Games Of All Time In The US
I don't know how people play ANY Lego game. Sooooo fuuuuucking duuuuulll.
Re: Random: What Is This, A Game Boy For Ants?
Need some tiny Trump hands to play one of these.
Re: Random: Boy Has To Choose Between Nintendo Switch And Pizza, Chooses Pizza
@aznable I guess I'll never know ☹️
Re: Random: Boy Has To Choose Between Nintendo Switch And Pizza, Chooses Pizza
My grandpa promised me a prostitute when I turned 16. He died when I was 13. I chose to mourn him twice.
Re: Nintendo Switch Is Now The Sixth Best-Selling Video Game System In Japan
@WoomyNNYes L Still going. That's what happens when a console looks after it's figure. My PS3 fat died way before it's time.
Re: Nintendo Switch Is Now The Sixth Best-Selling Video Game System In Japan
@The-Chosen-one Yeah, I can't imagine why, with sales like this, they would release an updated console.
Re: VIZ Media Reveals Cover Art For Pokémon: Sword & Shield, Vol. 1 Manga
@gazamataz Great minds think alike. I was just saying the same thing. A Roger Mellie game could be quite hilarious as well.
Re: VIZ Media Reveals Cover Art For Pokémon: Sword & Shield, Vol. 1 Manga
I saw "VIZ" and for a brief moment I thought I might be getting the Fat Slags game I always dreamed of....☹️
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (April 24th)
Back into Don't Starve. Originally played it on my Vita. Started again on the Switch for the extra content. I am either casually swapping between games or utterly committed to one game. Don't starve is definitely option two.
Re: Video: Why Do We Buy And Collect Retro Video Games?
Most likely a byproduct of some evolutionary trait.
Re: Tough Blow As Sonic Lost World Yoshi's Island DLC Gets Modded, No Longer 'Wii U Exclusive'
@BrintaPap People like their console exclusives to stay exclusive.
Re: Mini Review: Angry Golf - Novelty Arcade Golfing That Lives Up To Its Name
If you want us to avoid it you should have given it a fore.
Re: New Kemco Sale Discounts Switch, 3DS And Wii U Games For A Limited Time
I wouldn't piss on a kemco game if it was on fire.
Re: After 20 Years, This Amazing Famicom Collection Is Finally Complete
Collectors are just leveled up hoarders.
Re: Soapbox: Hurry Up And Release The Switch Pro Already, My Switch Is Dying
When new phones had something actually new to offer I would "accidentally" break my phone every couple of years. Now that they offer nothing new my phone is four years old, and whilst the battery sucks it still rocks. Maybe you are sub consciously breaking your switch. Maybe you just suck. I don't know.
Re: Soapbox: Hurry Up And Release The Switch Pro Already, My Switch Is Dying
After my PS3 and PS4 the switch fan makes no noise to my ears.
Re: Nacon Announces WRC 10, Will Speed Onto Switch At A "Later Date"
I haven't enjoyed a rally game since Sega Rally on my Sega Saturn on Sega Sunday.
Re: Mini Review: Astro Aqua Kitty - A Visually Sumptuous Shmup Sequel
I remember playing the original playstation mobile game. They were basically wiped from existence. It was the first time I realized that digital games all reach a point where legal means to play them disappear.
Re: PixelJunk Developer Q-Games Announces Management Overhaul
I instabought Pixeljunk monsters 2....and regretted it. No full map view? F*ck dat. I played through the first one twice and enjoyed every minute. New management fix this.
Re: Nintendo Reveals The Top 15 Most-Downloaded Switch Games In March 2021 (Europe)
I have two of these games. It's a good thing. The massive success of the switch means there are games for niches large and small.
Re: New Fan-Made Zelda Mod Transforms Wind Waker Into Ocarina Of Time
Nintendo seems to have a lot of really talented fans. They should hire some of them to make new games.
Re: Nintendo Still Isn't Totally Confident Switch Production Can Keep Pace With Demand
I love skepticism. I am Pro Skeptic.
Re: Review: TY the Tasmanian Tiger 2: Bush Rescue HD - An Enjoyably Old-School Aussie Romp
F*ck me. "Bonzer", really? We have so many great words. I have always been a fan of a good root.
Re: Random: Nintendo Has Uploaded Its Switch Online Trailer (Again), And It's Still Getting Disliked
No. No. No. No. N64? YES.
Re: Switch Rating For Borderlands 3: Director's Cut Was Apparently An "Error"
I wouldn't say no. No single franchise has occupied my time more than borderlands. A couple hundred hours more? Why not.
Re: Every Single Bethesda Game On Switch Is Currently On Sale (Europe)
@NGNYS Duuuude. Breeeeathe.
Re: Every Single Bethesda Game On Switch Is Currently On Sale (Europe)
I wish Wolfenstein young blood normal edition was on sale. There is zero chance I am paying an extra ten bucks for some crappy cyborg skins.
Re: Balan Wonderworld's Final Boss Fight Could Potentially Trigger Epileptic Seizures
The update added the brown note.
Re: Global Sales Data Suggests Balan Wonderworld Has Massively Flopped
I like your old stuff better than your new stuff.
Re: This Sealed Super Mario Bros. Has Just Become The Most Expensive Video Game Collectable Ever
@ottospooky I imagine most seven year olds couldn't even contemplate 2021. I would laughed at the idea of waiting til 2021. Then I would've cried if my parents made me.
Re: Xbox Says It's "More Important Than Ever" To Preserve Gaming Icons And Classics
Why do we need to preserve everything? Seriously, why?
Re: Review: Bladed Fury - A Pretty Yet Bland Hack-And-Slash Platformer That Lacks An Edge
Does this game feature a tanuki with insanely large testicles?
Does it feature the line "Damn it all, you really did a number on my testicles"?
Re: Review: Bladed Fury - A Pretty Yet Bland Hack-And-Slash Platformer That Lacks An Edge
@Ghost_of_Hasashi When comes to the Vita Vanillaware are just f*cking brilliant. Absolutely gorgeous games, all of them. Looked soo good on that OLED screen and they all ran perfectly. It was a real shame 13 sentinels was cancelled for the Vita.
Re: Reminder: Today's The Day - Mario 3D All-Stars, Mario Bros. 35 And More Are Taken Down For Good
@TheBigK I did. It was less than a dollar.
Re: Reminder: Today's The Day - Mario 3D All-Stars, Mario Bros. 35 And More Are Taken Down For Good
I look forward to refreshing the store front to watch it disappear. Are we taking local time, GMT? What's the deal?
Re: Pokémon Launches Educational Book Series For Young Readers
Buy a set. Don't unwrap them. Store them somewhere cool and dry. A nest egg for the grandkids.
Re: Balan Wonderworld Is Getting A Suspicious Amount Of 10/10 Metacritic User Reviews
It's still better than all the review bombers who act like whiny wittle c*nts because they didn't wike the game's politics 😭.
Re: Balan Wonderworld Is Getting A Suspicious Amount Of 10/10 Metacritic User Reviews
I feel sorry for "I'm like it". A ***** game that gives you seizures. No one wants to be that guy.
Re: Carrion's Free Christmas DLC Is Finally Available On Nintendo Switch
Cool. It moves up my wishlist to "next sale instabuy" level.
Re: Unto The End Update Adds 'Passive Run' Opportunities for Peaceful Warriors
***** passive:
https://youtu.be/YHXJ9jXAQGo