The only console I ever bought on release had two games available. I played Mario 64 for five minutes and blew an entire weeks pay on an N64 the next day. Ate instant noodles for a week as a result. In my heart it will always be my favourite console.
@DoomGuyBFG Yes your probably right. Warframe has a good reputation, but I have nowhere near enough time to play the games I paid for. Hence F2P gets ignored.
@jobvd It is not. I played one of them excepting some sweet disgaea goodness. It made me sad. Fortunately my psp pile of shame was just embarrassing and I avoided boredom.
Is put in cart, then download or put in cart redeem code and download. I like the option of selling games once played. I hate that "license to play" crap. Its my game. I play it then I sell it. Then I don't have it anymore. Someone else does.
This why I love the Switch. It is what I only ever dreamed the Vita could be. A sequel to an ugly, yet still enjoyable, version of a game released late in the vitas life. Then you got all that borderlands, presumably running better the 12 fps Borderlands 2 ran on the Vita. Finally, Bioshock, a game that was cancelled for, or never existed on, the Vita.
I think maybe I am a just huge fan of the Switch's portability, because so many of the 1st party and exclusive 3rd party games are utterly wasted on me. For me the Switch is playing Doom, Skyrim, The Witcher, etc whilst watching the cricket or taking a sh*t.
@Judgedean Indeed. I can only imagine what it's like for the families of the other people who died. By their omission, from the headlines around the world, do they feel that their loss is forgotten?
I don't really follow basketball but the photos of him with his daughter were clearly those of two people who loved each very much. It hit very close to home. The world lost a great sportsmen. His family lost a father and a husband.
I admit my attention span is mercurial at best, but that never stopped me from reading a book for hours or bingeing a season in a day. I don't need action and explosions. I happy to spend half an hour into micromanaging a single turn in Disgaea. Point and click games and walking simulators just don't work for me. I keep trying them, for some reason. I even have this game on my PC.
The annoying characters need to f*ck right off. Then I will check it out. These games can be good if it eases you in the right way. It could be a bitrip runner or an Olli Olli. It could even be Nights into Dreams...not really, that game is untouchable.
It came out on the Vita which is also dead. The previous game came out on the psp in 2016. They also made a DOS version. They seem fairly committed to getting it out there.
I saw your review and remembered I bought it for my phone. Downloaded it and it crashes on start up. I have an oppo phone, so not as common as Samsung, but not obscure either. Fortunately my tablet from 2014 does play it.
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Re: The Cotton Reboot For Switch Sure Is Shaping Up Nicely
Not sure if I want it. I was never any good at picking cotton.
Re: Hyper Light Drifter Dev Abylight Slams Twitter's 'Dangerous And Careless Attitude' After Surprise Ban
@Eel The topic of pineapple pizza is serious stuff. My wife, the love of my life, likes pineapple pizza. Everytime she eats it I die a little inside.
Re: Hyper Light Drifter Dev Abylight Slams Twitter's 'Dangerous And Careless Attitude' After Surprise Ban
It is a privately owned platform. Vote with your feet.
Re: Mini Review: Five Dates - An Amusing Dating Sim That Doesn't Seem To Know Its Audience
Sorry not for me. Once you go Pigeon you never go back.
Re: News Of COVID-19 Vaccine Causes Nintendo, Ubisoft And Activision Share Prices To Drop
@Yanina I feel you. It is just ***** depressing.
Re: News Of COVID-19 Vaccine Causes Nintendo, Ubisoft And Activision Share Prices To Drop
@link3710 You can prevent cervical cancer with a HPV vaccine. But your point is well made.
Re: News Of COVID-19 Vaccine Causes Nintendo, Ubisoft And Activision Share Prices To Drop
Satellites will be next, when all realise the earth is flat.
Re: Hyrule Warriors: Age Of Calamity amiibo Functionality Detailed
Gotta love my TagMo app.
Re: Random: Ball Guy Is Getting His Very Own Pokémon Trading Card
Sounds like the name of some poor soul whio is the subject of an amusing meme. Or just my father in law who only has one testicle.
Re: Here Are The Top Ten Best-Selling Nintendo Switch Games As Of September 2020
@TheFullAndy what really sucks is that the Wii u controller was clearly going to be used as the Shekiah Slate when playing on the tv.
Re: Sega Asks 650 Employees To 'Voluntarily Retire', Cuts Executive Salaries
Had every sega console. Loved them dearly but they were always pretty useless.
Re: Random: Charles Martinet Adds To Decades-Old Confusion Over Wario 'D'oh, I Missed' Dialogue
It would be interesting to run it against the McGurk effect.
Re: Poll: What Was The Best Switch Launch Game (That Wasn't Zelda: Breath Of The Wild)?
The only console I ever bought on release had two games available. I played Mario 64 for five minutes and blew an entire weeks pay on an N64 the next day. Ate instant noodles for a week as a result. In my heart it will always be my favourite console.
Re: Minecraft Steve's Meat Gets The Chop In Smash Bros.
No waving of meat just gobbling it.
Re: Genshin Impact Dev Responds To Breath Of The Wild Clone Comments, Insists It's A "Very Different" Experience
@DoomGuyBFG Yes your probably right. Warframe has a good reputation, but I have nowhere near enough time to play the games I paid for. Hence F2P gets ignored.
Re: Genshin Impact Dev Responds To Breath Of The Wild Clone Comments, Insists It's A "Very Different" Experience
@DoomGuyBFG I personally take the attitude that if it's free play it's not even worth trying.
Re: Genshin Impact Dev Responds To Breath Of The Wild Clone Comments, Insists It's A "Very Different" Experience
@k8sMum probably for the best. My wife would cut my balls off if I caught her.
Re: How Well Do You Know Minecraft?
@Hirsbrunner How is that possible? I only knew two but I still guessed three.
Re: Genshin Impact Dev Responds To Breath Of The Wild Clone Comments, Insists It's A "Very Different" Experience
Hey if you cloned Scarlett Johansson I would still crawl through broken glass to root her.
Re: Feature: Best Nintendo Switch Collections And Compilation Games
@carlos82 I keep hearing this. Given that the common games run great on my 15 yr old psp, it is a pretty ***** effort.
Re: This 3D All-Stars Bug Allows You To Complete A Mario Sunshine Mission In Less Than 10 Seconds
Done in 10 seconds? I thought he was thirty five , not seventeen.
Re: Feature: Upcoming Nintendo Switch RPGs To Look Out For In 2020
@jobvd It is not. I played one of them excepting some sweet disgaea goodness. It made me sad. Fortunately my psp pile of shame was just embarrassing and I avoided boredom.
Re: Buying BioShock, Borderlands Or XCOM Physically? Expect Huge Download Requirements
Is put in cart, then download or put in cart redeem code and download. I like the option of selling games once played. I hate that "license to play" crap. Its my game. I play it then I sell it. Then I don't have it anymore. Someone else does.
Re: Buying BioShock, Borderlands Or XCOM Physically? Expect Huge Download Requirements
This why I love the Switch. It is what I only ever dreamed the Vita could be. A sequel to an ugly, yet still enjoyable, version of a game released late in the vitas life. Then you got all that borderlands, presumably running better the 12 fps Borderlands 2 ran on the Vita. Finally, Bioshock, a game that was cancelled for, or never existed on, the Vita.
Re: So, Who Owns The Wonderful 101 IP Now? PlatinumGames Refuses To Say
You only need 51 for a controlling share
Re: Ratalaika Games Teases "Surprise" For Switch In Upcoming Nintendo Direct-Style Presentation
Don't really like most of their games but they still release games for the Vita. Maximum respect 👍
Re: "Why Make It Mini?" NES Creator Says People Would Still Buy A Regular System Today
Except for d*cks and t*ts, smaller is better.
Re: 10-Character Island Names For Animal Crossing: New Horizons Now Confirmed
I think maybe I am a just huge fan of the Switch's portability, because so many of the 1st party and exclusive 3rd party games are utterly wasted on me. For me the Switch is playing Doom, Skyrim, The Witcher, etc whilst watching the cricket or taking a sh*t.
Re: DuckTales: Remastered Returns To Digital Storefronts, Includes The Wii U eShop
That counts as a new release on the Wii U. It wasn't out last month and it is now. Wii U lives 2020!!
Re: Twin-Stick Shooter HyperParasite Blasts Onto Switch Next Month With Early Bird Discounts
@xanderten50 They don't seem to like brevity around here do they?
Re: Random: Sega Just Issued A Patch Which Protects Your Sensitive Eyes From Vocaloid Panties
Thank God someone is thinking of the children.
Re: Round Up: The Sonic Movie Reviews Are In, And They Don't Make For Pretty Reading
My favourite observation is that he can dodge a bunch of rockets, but not a dart.
Re: Sony Is Asking PS4 Owners If They Want Remote Play On The Nintendo Switch
Remote play is great on Vita except for racers, fighters, shooters, and twitchy platformers.....😞
Re: Video: Persona 5 Scramble Treated To Flashy New Trailer, Demo Arrives Next Month
@Trajan That is sort of the point for me. If the game can run on my dusty old PS3 then running it on the switch should be easy as.
Re: 2K Joins The Rest Of The World In Tribute To Basketball Legend Kobe Bryant
@Judgedean Indeed. I can only imagine what it's like for the families of the other people who died. By their omission, from the headlines around the world, do they feel that their loss is forgotten?
Re: 2K Joins The Rest Of The World In Tribute To Basketball Legend Kobe Bryant
I don't really follow basketball but the photos of him with his daughter were clearly those of two people who loved each very much. It hit very close to home. The world lost a great sportsmen. His family lost a father and a husband.
Re: EB Games Canada Says Street Fighter V: Champion Edition Is Coming To Switch
@Smashfan502 Yeah I didn't proof read that one.
Re: Review: Kentucky Route Zero: TV Edition - A Surreal And Superlative Point-And-Click Adventure
I admit my attention span is mercurial at best, but that never stopped me from reading a book for hours or bingeing a season in a day. I don't need action and explosions. I happy to spend half an hour into micromanaging a single turn in Disgaea. Point and click games and walking simulators just don't work for me. I keep trying them, for some reason. I even have this game on my PC.
Re: EB Games Canada Says Street Fighter V: Champion Edition Is Coming To Switch
Fool me once..... An entry on a retailers site is not confrontation of a new release.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (January 25th)
Zero time Dilemma and Hotline Miami on my poor neglected Vita.
Re: Signature Edition Is Selling Off Old Physical Switch Game Stock In Flash Sale
These sites need a filter for "only include games with STICKERS" I f*cking love me some stickers.
Re: FutureGrind Dev Slashes Switch eShop Price After Disappointing Sales
The annoying characters need to f*ck right off. Then I will check it out. These games can be good if it eases you in the right way. It could be a bitrip runner or an Olli Olli. It could even be Nights into Dreams...not really, that game is untouchable.
Re: Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz HD Gets A Weird New Update, But It's Not Available On Switch
His balls are weirdly shaped.
Re: New ESRB Rating Suggests The Wii U Isn't Done With New Games Just Yet
It came out on the Vita which is also dead. The previous game came out on the psp in 2016. They also made a DOS version. They seem fairly committed to getting it out there.
Re: Nicalis Slashes Prices Of 12 Games In Nintendo Switch eShop Sale (Europe)
Binding of Isaac is, without hyperbole, one of my favourite games EVER. EVER!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Re: Nicalis Slashes Prices Of 12 Games In Nintendo Switch eShop Sale (Europe)
@xxMPJxx I played it on the Wii U. It isn't bad but it offers nothing new. If own Wipeout on any console play that instead.
Re: To The Moon Mysteriously Disappears From Nintendo Switch eShop In Europe
I saw your review and remembered I bought it for my phone. Downloaded it and it crashes on start up. I have an oppo phone, so not as common as Samsung, but not obscure either. Fortunately my tablet from 2014 does play it.
Re: Nicalis Releasing Physical Switch Edition Of Redout On 27th March, Pre-Order Now
Nicalis is having a sale at the moment (EU). Cave story at 66% off is very tempting.
Re: Get Your Very Own Emote Released In Fortnite With This New Competition
I can do my impression of a helicopter but a lot of kids play fortnite.
Re: It's Raining Fists And Metal Is Like A Rhythm-Based Smash Bros., And It's Out Today On Switch
Rhythm based? I like to think I got soul, but rhythm? Nope.