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Re: Video: Check Out Mario & Sonic At The Olympic Games Tokyo 2020's Opening Movie

cave_Johnson

Attention, thieves attempting to break in through the air ducts. I don't know what nonsense you learned on TV, but in real life, air ducts just go to the air conditioning unit. It's also pretty dusty, so if you've got asthma, chances are you're gonna die up there. And we'll be smelling it for weeks because, again, the air ducts aren't a secret entrance, they're how we ventilate the facility.

Re: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Dominates The Japan Game Awards 2019

cave_Johnson

I'm no psychiatrist, but coming from a bunch of eggheads who wouldn't recognize the thrill of danger if it walked up and snapped their little pink bras, that sounds like 'projection "THEY didn't battle to the death, save the universe, or battle evil. No sir, we did! It's you and me against the world, people! I like your grits! Hustle could use some work though.