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Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Pokémon Legends: Z-A?

axelhander

5/10, tops.

It's fun, but cheaply made, and there's simply no excuse for the price. I bought it knowing my copy would be played by me and multiple others in my household; if it was just for me, I would've never.

Maybe if it a) didn't have PS2-looking textures, 2) had voice acting, and D) didn't cost like 3 Expedition 33s (an RPG that looks better, sounds better, plays better, and has voice acting), I'd rate it higher.

Re: The ROG Xbox Ally X Receives Glowing Reviews, But It's Still Pretty Pricey

axelhander

I was eyeing one to replace my Steam Deck, but between the price, the recent MS nonsense, and my Deck still working fine, I opted to pass.

If it had included the ability to play all my past XB Original, 360, and Xbone games tied to my MS account though, natively on the device, I probably would've jumped immediately into a few rounds of Harmony of Despair.

Is the Switch 2 a bargain by comparison to the new XB handhelds? Probably, but still really lame that the Switch 2 didn't come with a proper glass screen and hall effect sticks on the joycons.

Re: Random: This Upcoming PS5 'Cozy Life Sim' Certainly Rings A Bell

axelhander

Nintendo fans when Breath of the Wild iterates on ideas from the Elder Scrolls games: "I can't believe Nintendo invented open world fantasy tropes like crafting and climbing."

Nintendo fans when other games iterate on ideas from Nintendo games: "WHIP THEM. WHIP THE PISS RIGHT OUT OF THEM. SUPPORT THE BILLIONAIRE ORGANIZATION AT ONCE."

Re: Nintendo's Out To Get $4,500,000 In Damages From Ongoing Switch Piracy Case

axelhander

@Clammy Terrible analogy. The former is not denying Nintendo money; the pirate wasn't going to pay Nintendo anyway. The latter is not the same thing.

And even if you meant that example to be me developing a game that got pirated, your analogy would still be terrible because piracy has actually helped indie games find audiences. "Video Game Piracy Is Good, Actually" by Lextorias; look it up.

Re: Opinion: Sonic Racing Crossworlds > Mario Kart World, And It's Not Even Close For Me

axelhander

I mean, it's not hard to outdo MKW, but still. Personally I'm disappointed by the lack of guest voices and waiting on Kirby Air Riders, though I haven't tried the Crossworlds demo. (EDIT - I now have, and it's way better than MKW. Like, no contest.)

The last time I remember being disappointed in a Mario Kart game before World was Wii, only because they got rid of Double Dash's double karts. And before THAT... none.

Also plenty of Sonic-related things outdo their Mario counterparts. The Sonic movies are better, Sonic Mania is a far better sequel to the classics than the NSMB games were, and even back in my youth I'd play S3&K and Sonic 2 more than SMW.

Wonder >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Superstars, though.