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@AlexSora89 Why would you eat him anyway?

Love seeing video game history documented like this, even when the story ends badly as they often do in the industry.

Reminds me how lucky we were to get Zero Time Dilemma.

@Ikramali A lot of adults I know who deal with matters of life and death or something else very serious every working day read/watch/play stuff for kids/teens. It's a healthy counterpoint to the stressful working hours, and lets you remain healthy emotionally.

You're probably imprinting your snobbishness on your own daughter, which is why she abandoned the game.

@Joeynator3000 I was expecting higher. The intended audience rarely get a game of this kind this well made.

Do you expect NLife to rate a game low just because it's silly and juvenile? They have more tact than that.

"a mode simulating the retro aspect of our old CRT screens"

Sounds cool, hope this is well implemented.

@Oubie Yes, excellent remake.

Wow, almost all of the 3DS visual novels are discounted. Adventure fans, spend some money and have lots of fun!

@Tops Nice investigating. I would like to know what is up with that. Old rules maybe?

"Alright, the music is complete, now what could make it even better? I know! I'll record my five year old son playing the trumpet."

Metroid Prime Pinball, now that is DS "Metroid" at it's best!

@invictus4000 Nice. Old meme with a fresh twist. (:

Some of these modern band and artist names...

@CosmoXY Not to mention I highly doubt the NintendoLife team doesn't read the BBC website.

@SLIGEACH_EIRE That is not how I taste!

@MJInnocent I was about to agree with you, and then I saw you're a Michael Jackson apologist. Nah, I still agree with you. Reluctantly...

@elhozzo I wouldn't call it thick skin, more like shamelessness and conceit.

@RCMADIAX "Nothing I haven't heard before."

The truth?

"Enough sleep! Go play Nintendo!!!"

@AlexSora89 My voice changes a little day to day and throughout the day, heh, but I've been a bass-baritone since a teenager and can almost always produce a good tone.

I'm very hesitant of going back to singing professionally, though a piece of my heart yells yes.
Just wanted to share that, sorry for bothering.

@AlexSora89 At 93!

Rise of Lyric guys, if you haven't yet played this masterpiece, this work of supreme art in video game form, this is an offer you can't refuse.

P.S. There are surely people here who are uninitiated, so to clarify: the above is a joke.

Come on people, Blast Ball is basically HyperBlade remastered, of course it's awesome.

@NTELLIGENTMAN [little Mexican girl who's wise beyond her years]

@Kirk Thanks for linking those pdf's!

I hope it's decently buffy in length.

Impressive run, almost didn't make it at the very end.

BulbasaurusRex on the Langrisser review:
"Well, it's about time! Those battles must've been really slow paced, since it took you three months to get your review out. Well, better late than never. Now where's the review for "Futuridium EP Deluxe"?"

Ask, and ye shall receive. For that is the way of NintendoLife.
So it seems.

It should play Staying Alive when it detects you're having a heart attack.

@SLIGEACH_EIRE SMG2 is the better game regardless of it having the higher score. And I actually don't care one bit about Shadow's Tale nor have I ever used Metacritic as part of an agenda. Thank you very much for being assuming.

And in case you meant to demonstrate that Metacritic can tell you whether the game is playable or absolutely sucks, yeah, that's about the extent of it. So I guess the number does mean something. My bad, I concede.

@PaperMario64 At least I had the chance to give you three likes for a great "funny cause it's probably true" post.

Interesting book, that, but I kinda shudder to think if my classmates got interviewed for a book about me. Which of course will never happen, but it's something new to have nightmares about.

I'd buy it if it got translated.

@SLIGEACH_EIRE Wow, metacritic, now there's a number that means absolutely nothing.

Thanks, Nintendo, for taking care of two Christmas presents!

So to put it simply, the game stinks.

Not sure what to be mad about more here, the hackers' recklessness or Nintendo's overprotective behavior.

Hope they'll have to release in Europe now to make up for lost sales.

@SLIGEACH_EIRE There was a giant number of pong clones, most of them similar to one another. Check out the AVGN video Pong Consoles, maybe there you find the exact one you had.

"its rather unique blend of car racing and battling"

Wow, that is rather unique, I wish Nintendo made a franchise based on that idea.

@PlywoodStick shhhhhhh you're going to tip off Near. Actually, I'm getting a bit nervous about you telling on me...

@PlywoodStick The death note is with me. The site's banning code is messed up at the moment so I'm helping out, (un)fortunately.

P.S. I have a special version of the death note where I write in the person's username and it's enough to have seen their avatar.

I like that Miis are basic. If they were not, they'd have a lot more potential to look weird and ugly.

"No-one has come remotely close to figuring out what we're doing."

It's not easy peering into the mind of a lunatic.

@jmaster2710 I love many games made with Game Maker, I love Game Maker as a piece of software, and I think the Companion and Apprentice books are the best damn software tutorials ever made. Hence why I think M#9 should have been made with it. (:

@TeeJay Impossible not to enjoy the game.

Nintendo follow their own path, the path of a vagabond ninja.

@MarkyUppy a jab is countered with a jab, that's all there is to it.

@CharlieSmile If you liked girls you'd understand.

Don't wanna moan, I'd still get it if it was twice the price, but as a download-only game Zero Time Dilemma should have been cheaper, as other such releases are.

Should have been made with Game Maker.

@PlywoodStick @remag Thanks guys, for having sense.

@RupeeClock New direction. No puzzles, 100% hidden object game.

"It won't be Layton 7, in other words, which looked like an experimental release for mobile and some gaming hardware that rather quietly disappeared from view."

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