LemonSlice

Yay, the return of Hungarian furries!

I think the biggest joke is the price.

That video is the greatest promotion the console has yet received.

"without putting too fine a point on it"

Don't know if it's intentional, but I like it.

@subpopz Holy hyperbole.

@SegaBlueSky True, the graphics are wonderful. Remember Captain Claw? That was sort of the first platformer with cartoony HD sprites that I remember, remarkable game for it's time.

http://www.jensonusa.com/Topeak-Pocket-Rocket-Pump
The Pocket Rocket Master Blaster. Best arceusdamn bicycle pump I ever owned.

@Baker1000 Oh...
Well, thanks for reminding me. (:

@tjhiphop Japanese developers don't bring out a lot of crappy games because Japan.

@Baker1000 Good memory.

@the8thark Earthworm Jim is not cool anymore.

@Niinbendo Don't dismiss Wipeout entirely, please. The Vita release is by far the worst playing of the Wipeout games.

@Niinbendo Fast Racing Neo is a lot easier to play than the Vita Wipeout game.

@BulbasaurusRex Do you have trouble doing phase-shifting properly or do you just feel it's a needless bother?

four years after launch: "What's a WiiU?"
a day after launch: "Did you hear about the new Nintendo Switch?"

same person

@AlbertXi If 99% of the guns were used to kill people, I'd agree. (;

@Switched Someone obviously never played Majora's Mask...

@WhiteTrashGuy There was not a single tear in the video, at least.

@HeroOfTime32 "Edit: I had commented based on previously seen videos, but didn't realize this one compares with PSVita as well. Well, now I'm less impressed seeing it stacked up against a ~4 yr old mobile system. Damn."

Huh? The difference is quite drastic between the two. Vita can do better, honestly. (and the Switch as well of course) Also, the handheld mode Switch footage was taken with a camera.

At first I thought it said THX2ALLCONSOLEPEASANTS!

Good thing it doesn't.

Great review, just...

"What is fundamentally true is that those that don't engage with these mechanics"

those who

Always been a fan of transparent electronics.

@mordecai You and I are they only ones here who care. ):

Oh, I guess TheLobster does too. (:

@dres That's the problem with the whole thing. Old batteries in everything but the Switch. The New 3DS XL would beat it.

"SEGA discounts galore!"

Don't you mean RCMADIAX discounts galore?

@Mr_Zurkon Loved Ratchet & Clank too, but was very disappointed about the 30fps framerate. ): Loved the arcadey smoothness of the previous games and actually skipped Nexus due to the same thing.

1. A Link Between Worlds
2. A Link to the Past
3. Wind Waker

@Ralizah "And I'm not a fan of the dev for reasons I won't get into."

I threw a glance at his persona, and I feel you don't like him for the same reasons I wouldn't either. It's a shame that when you get down to it, most of game developers are unlikeable. There are still many though that I respect even after learning a lot about them, especially among the Japanese.

@Ralizah What is your dislike with TowerFall if I may ask? I'm not planning to provide a counterargument, just curious.

Oh man, so many cool games.
Loved TowerFall. To think this developer started out on the Ouya.

I wish you guys didn't take the manuals out of the boxes while taking that picture.

Really need another Joy-Con for that Mexican standoff.

@Akropolon As it says right on the image, 4310 mAh, 3.7V and 16.5Wh

@Yasume I bet she's one of those moms who wants their kid to be first at everything. It's not easy having that kind of parent. ):

@StephenYap3 Can, if it comes tomorrow.

"The core appeal of RPG Maker is, of course, the ability to bring your own game ideas to life, and Fes promises to deliver that by letting you craft story, characters, and some surprisingly complex systems and scenarios without having to worry about any programing."

Oh yeah, the stupid misconception that programming strictly involves typing code.

@joey302 Yes, quantity is of the utmost importance when it comes to a games collection, especially pirated.

When you control the mail you control...... emulation.

Kojima-free Konami is dying just fine I see. I mean doing.

@SeriousSam Thanks, I researched the term quite a bit after I posted, hence why I deleted my post.

"I choo-choo-choose you, and there's a picture of a train!"

For my thoughts about this day, just refer to my avatar.

I'm getting Alone in the Dark vibes from this, not just RE. But the D&D popups are completely stupid and will ruin the atmosfear. Oh, and was that 1XP for opening a freaking door at the minute mark?

Cool, very cool.

@AlexSora89 You're quite the attention seeker. Since you're perfectly capable of posting eloquent and insightful posts, why do you bother posting lame memes?

I never understood the playing games or doing anything on the toilet thing, then again I never understood why some people spend so much time on the can. For me it takes 20 seconds max to take a and another 20 seconds or so to wipe my butt. Also haven't spent a day without doing No. 2 in years.

@Kawaiipikachu I see we share a similar inquiry.

@Other-Brother I rather use a fingertip myself.

This game is as ugly as it gets. I guess they tried going for some kind of Giger vibe but failed miserably.

@The-Chosen-one You can thank delicious Italian cuisine for that. (:

"Okay, just a couple more hits to the final boss and I'm don... goddammit!"

@cheonsacz As well as in Slovenian and Serbian.

"We've wanted a new top-notch 2D Sonic platformer for quite some time; this may well deliver the goods."

Freedom Planet?