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Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For Fire Emblem Engage

Goofonzo

@K1LLEGAL I couldn't finish Three Houses. After a battle, getting stuck for a month inside talking to people was SO LAME. Tea time? No thanks. Support conversations? Hell no. Send someone flowers? No way. What made the earlier games so good with the characters was me imagining who they were, not being spoon fed a lame middle school drama.

Re: Best Fire Emblem Games Of All Time

Goofonzo

@Rockboy247 If you like petting people and having long drawn out conversations that you have no real control over other than being there, get Three Houses/Fates. If you want to play a strategy game get any of the others besides the Warriors ones or Tokyo Mirage.

Re: Talking Point: So, When Will Nintendo Announce Its Next Console?

Goofonzo

It doesn't seem like they've slowed production down on Switch. Like at all. I got my kids each a Switch Lite for Christmas this year and they were selling out all over the place but getting restocked about two times a week. The Switch has a pretty big year coming up as far as games releasing. The well doesn't seem to be running dry. I think there will be rumors or leaks by the end of this year, an official announcement sometime in June 2024 and the console will release sometime in 2025.

Re: This Latest Switch 'Rival' From Razer Launches At The End Of The Month

Goofonzo

I really hope the next Nintendo console is a straight ahead console with no gimmick. No handheld functionality, no swapping out controllers to it. Just a powerful Nintendo console that plays new games and can carry over your digital Switch games. If it's anything besides that I am moving to another console next cycle. I love Nintendo, but I am tired of the lack of backwards compatibility. I am not buying the same god damn games again. They've milked me since the Wii and I am dry baby, aint no milk left in these udders. I'm spent Nintendo! (shrivels and dies)

EDIT: My initial intention for this rant was to say that Nintendo should try copying everyone else for a change to flip the script and leave all these companies holding the gimmick bag.

Re: Sports Story Version 1.0.3 Announced, Here's What To Expect

Goofonzo

@nocdaes I never encountered any of those issues. I know they are patching stuff to address things people have run into (very few of the things you mention) but the game hasn't crashed on me and no reboots. Maybe some hiccup here and there. But I've just been following the story and doing the stuff with zero crashes or anything like that.

Re: Sports Story Version 1.0.3 Announced, Here's What To Expect

Goofonzo

I'm chalking this game up to the Hype Machine. I bought it, hit no bugs, enjoyed it maybe not as much as Golf Story so far (time will tell) but none the less. I think most people complaining haven't actually played it but can't avoid that main character syndrome of chirping in on something they know nothing about except general consensus.

Re: Best Of 2022: Which Is The Absolute Best Nintendo Console Generation?

Goofonzo

@DaniPooo LIES! You maligner! Look, Sure they added some things, like Bowser's Fury to Super Mario World. I don't think that's better. The Wii U GamePad was integral to extra fun in that game. Bowser's Fury is nice, but taking the GamePad away just makes the game less than. Also Bowser's Fury was only alright.

Two player Captain Toad? Ok. Thanks? The GamePad integration was also stellar on that game too.

Someone else brought up performance upgrades. IF there are they are so slight you couldn't tell without some company like ars techinca pointing it out to you specifically. The Wii U was a beast. It could absolutely do what the Switch does and more. It was a huge missed opportunity for Nintendo and the general public. The Switch is great, but it's one step closer to mediocre than I like Nintendo to be.

Re: Feature: The Best Hidden Gems And Underrated Switch Games Of 2022

Goofonzo

Is it worth it to leave a comment this far down? Probably not, but if I can even get one person on board it might be.

Gotta Protectors is AMAZING! It is one of my favorite games. Great multiplayer arcade action, super funny, great art. It's quite the package. And if you have a 3DS the one on there is also very good and you should get it before it's gone.

Re: Monster Movie Strategy Game 'Kaiju Wars' Crashes Onto Switch Today

Goofonzo

Alright I spent all night playing it. It's good. It might look like Into the Breach, but it plays MUCH differently to it. The soundtrack is amazing, the visual style holds up beyond still pictures and looks amazing. As a fan of turn based tactics games, this is incredibly well done. As of right now I would give this game an easy 10/10. But that's only after 6 hours of game time. I will report back once I finish it to see if that changes. But holy heck this is a good one.