To be honest Mario Maker was filled with auto run and instant death levels. How's that not offensive to all the people out there putting effort in. You're flooding hard workers with your trash.
At least two people intercoursing missionary is a creative stage. Might even be fun to play on.
That 11/9 stage is just sad and old. Just make a Bataclan one if you're out to offend.
"Instead of contuining the Quality of Life project, Nintendo will increase the salary of every Nintendo employee by a fixed amount. This '.. will result in better quality of life the most for the lesser paid employees. We're lovely like that.' said senior executive with Japanese name."
@judaspete ok, but I'm sure it'll work well without, like every racing game has before analogue.
But if you have experienced with you'll need to adjust quite a bit, so that's unfortunate for you.
As soon as they replace the amateurs doing the music for Mario Tennis, I'll get one again. Why does it have to be so bad and 'hyper children party' like.
Same goes for Mario Golf. Just get the guy from Pilotwings even.
Even if the gameplay might not be my thing (have to try it first), I will finish this for the MUSIC alone. It was SO GOOD in both Steamworld Dig games. Yum!
@ItsOKToBeOK To be honest, I never buy Ubisoft games because I'm always waiting for an even bigger discount. It's rediculous how they undervalue their games, especially great stuff like Mario + Rabbids. They only reason I got that (for 50% off!) because I needed filler for my christmas wish list.
Black.Lives.Matter VR would be interesting at the very least. You could have the first part where you watch a ghetto resident get innocently murdered for aint doin nutting wrong, and a second part where you get together a group and organise outrage to support the poor family in the legal battle against the evil white facist government!
@electrolite77 not meant aggresively mate. But a dumb comment is a dumb comment. The point is things sell because of fashion and they sell badly because they're out of fashion. It's not the only reason, but to say it has "nothing" to do with it is just plain dumb.
Somewhere before the F-zero segment, the interviewer compares Ward to The Donald because of the way he speaks. Very telling! Glad this jack a. wasn't asked to do F-Zero. 😎
I am always glad when yet another mildy different smash bros. is released, since it works as a pacifier for the most obnoxious of nintendo fans on the internet.
After every release there's a quiet two year period where the normal majority of Nintendo fans can discuss good games without someone shouting "something smash huh huh" in between.
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Re: Random: Spectator Throws Dead Crab At Professional Smash Bros. Melee Player
@subpopz society rewards idiocy and irresponsible behaviour at quite a few levels, for different reasons.
I'm guessing for at least another century.
Re: Random: Spectator Throws Dead Crab At Professional Smash Bros. Melee Player
So much beard, so little man.
Sad.
Re: Random: Reggie's Most Touching Retirement Gift Was A Custom-Made Satoru Iwata amiibo
@KingdomHeartsFan it's Koizumi, Takahashi and Furukawa now...the future is looking bright.
Re: Random: Reggie's Most Touching Retirement Gift Was A Custom-Made Satoru Iwata amiibo
A plus side to being rich and famous.
And stop the crying you pansies. This isn't dr. Phil.
Re: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate's Stage Builder Is Already Home To Some Inappropriate Content
To be honest Mario Maker was filled with auto run and instant death levels. How's that not offensive to all the people out there putting effort in. You're flooding hard workers with your trash.
At least two people intercoursing missionary is a creative stage. Might even be fun to play on.
That 11/9 stage is just sad and old. Just make a Bataclan one if you're out to offend.
Re: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate's Stage Builder Is Already Home To Some Inappropriate Content
WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Re: Rumour: Did Reggie Just Give Us Our First Glimpse At A New Retro Studios Project?
R.O.B.B.Q. the sexy Robot Police...dog.
Can't wait.
Re: Rumour: Nintendo Has Reportedly Axed Its Quality Of Life Department
"Instead of contuining the Quality of Life project, Nintendo will increase the salary of every Nintendo employee by a fixed amount. This '.. will result in better quality of life the most for the lesser paid employees. We're lovely like that.' said senior executive with Japanese name."
Re: GRID Autosport Might Be Receiving A Retail Release On The Switch
@judaspete ok, but I'm sure it'll work well without, like every racing game has before analogue.
But if you have experienced with you'll need to adjust quite a bit, so that's unfortunate for you.
Re: GRID Autosport Might Be Receiving A Retail Release On The Switch
@judaspete analogue support complaining is the new 'where's my achievements Nintendo'.
Whatever.
Re: Reggie Fils-Aimé Opens His Own Official Twitter Account After Retiring As Nintendo Boss
Makes sense. Twitter is the social media equivalent of a retirement home and he has retired after all.
Re: Mario Tennis Aces Version 3.0 Adds New Opening Movie, Ring Shot Mode And More
As soon as they replace the amateurs doing the music for Mario Tennis, I'll get one again. Why does it have to be so bad and 'hyper children party' like.
Same goes for Mario Golf. Just get the guy from Pilotwings even.
Re: Video: Nintendo Shares Ten Minutes Of Juicy SteamWorld Quest Gameplay
Even if the gameplay might not be my thing (have to try it first), I will finish this for the MUSIC alone. It was SO GOOD in both Steamworld Dig games. Yum!
Re: Reminder: Reggie Fils-Aimé Retires As Nintendo Of America President Today
@alchemistrpm too negative for you hun?
Re: GRID Autosport Might Be Receiving A Retail Release On The Switch
@nintendolie "preordering is for fools"
Absolute truth my nigra.
Re: Reminder: Reggie Fils-Aimé Retires As Nintendo Of America President Today
@Joyfultoad the fact this type of comment is rare makes me despair for the future of western civilization.
Re: GRID Autosport Might Be Receiving A Retail Release On The Switch
@Lionyone dude thanks. I will check that one out, I always thought it was a small budget title.
Re: GRID Autosport Might Be Receiving A Retail Release On The Switch
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE be a good port! Steady framerate, NO pop-in...just for once lets have a great racing game on Switch.
Goddamnit.
Re: Respawn Entertainment Is Well Aware Of The Demand For Apex Legends On Switch
I like how members here think there is no demand because they didn't see it.
As for the game, it's by EA. So glad Bulletstorm is not published by EA on Switch!
Re: Bethesda Confirms Wolfenstein: Youngblood Will Include A Download Code Instead Of A Game Card
A non-physical physical version of a videogame.
This truly is, the Age of Absurdity.
Re: Kitana Graces Us With Her Presence In The Latest Mortal Kombat 11 Trailer
Cool, but that bug lady is amazing. Like the creativity! That goes for the tree lady as well a couple of trailers back...
Re: Reminder: There's Still Time To Vote For Your Favourite Game Boy Games!
Voted for Gargoyle's Quest amongst others...what a fantastic game that was despite all the technical limitations. Music was amazing...
Re: Random: Switch Owner Finds Half A Game Card Inside Their Copy Of Civilization VI
Must be the Trump version, because that man is so divisive he splits everything in half ahahahaha!!
Re: Ubisoft CEO Remains Tight-Lipped About Possible Sequel To Mario + Rabbids
@ItsOKToBeOK To be honest, I never buy Ubisoft games because I'm always waiting for an even bigger discount. It's rediculous how they undervalue their games, especially great stuff like Mario + Rabbids. They only reason I got that (for 50% off!) because I needed filler for my christmas wish list.
Re: Ubisoft CEO Remains Tight-Lipped About Possible Sequel To Mario + Rabbids
Surely with mr. Kirkhope as the dj?
Re: Random: Toad Gets A Little Too Excited In This Official Nintendo Labo Video
Why do I need to go to twitter to see a video?
Re: Feature: 10 Games We’d Like To See Come To Labo VR
Black.Lives.Matter VR would be interesting at the very least.
You could have the first part where you watch a ghetto resident get innocently murdered for aint doin nutting wrong, and a second part where you get together a group and organise outrage to support the poor family in the legal battle against the evil white facist government!
Re: Video: Learn More About 10 Exciting Indie Games Coming To Switch
@andywitmyer would you like to do a romance with her? 😏
Re: Table Top Racing: World Tour - Nitro Edition Speeds Onto Switch With New Features
I like the fact the developer is actively engaging in communication with sceptical members here.
I'm not interested in this game, but points to the developer for being cool like that.
Re: Smash Bros. Ultimate Commercial Confirms The Return Of Stage Builder
Another win for data miners! Our heroes.
Re: Review: Nuclear Throne - Fans Of Enter The Gungeon Should Check This One Out
Ok, but it's made by Vlambeer so I'll skip this one. 2 SJW 4 me.
Re: Senran Kagura: Peach Ball Won't Be Censored Here In The West
@PBandSmelly Seven. In cat years.
Re: Rumour: Nintendo Direct Rumoured For This Week Could Be A Perfect Send-Off For Reggie
He already got a farewell video, there's no reason to plan a direct to coincide with his unfairly early retirement.
Also, gaming intel is about as credible as spong.com was back in the day.
Re: Octopath Traveler Is Getting Its First Live Concert This July
Cool! Maybe in our beautiful western civilization in 2020? Hope so!
Re: The Upcoming Sonic Movie Sounds Utterly Crazy, According To Early Viewings
Film sounds just as great as the games have always been. Some fun to be had but mostly rubbish ideas and zero vision.
The fact they used Gangsters Paradise instead of Amish Paradise tells you all about the mindset of the creators. They do not understand.
Re: Criterion Games Founder Says Nintendo Never Asked The Studio To Make A New F-Zero
@electrolite77 not meant aggresively mate. But a dumb comment is a dumb comment. The point is things sell because of fashion and they sell badly because they're out of fashion.
It's not the only reason, but to say it has "nothing" to do with it is just plain dumb.
Just being honest with you.
Re: Panty Party Is Receiving A Switch Release Outside Of Japan
WILL SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN???!!!
NINTENDOLIFE I AM OUTRAGED.
Re: Criterion Games Founder Says Nintendo Never Asked The Studio To Make A New F-Zero
@electrolite77 they don't sell anymore because the genre is out of fashion. Don't be dumb.
Re: Criterion Games Founder Says Nintendo Never Asked The Studio To Make A New F-Zero
@geox30 out of fashion unfortunately for us. Too much plain fun.
Re: Criterion Games Founder Says Nintendo Never Asked The Studio To Make A New F-Zero
Guy seems full of himself.
Somewhere before the F-zero segment, the interviewer compares Ward to The Donald because of the way he speaks.
Very telling! Glad this jack a. wasn't asked to do F-Zero. 😎
Re: Wolfenstein: Youngblood Might Come With A Download Code Instead Of A Game Card
Weird. What I love about it though how clearly it shows the intelligence of the average consumer.
Re: Pinball-Themed Senran Kagura: Peach Ball Gets Western Switch Release This Summer
@KingdomHeartsFan Just those delightful days of the month...it's getting worse now menopause is almost here too.
Re: Pinball-Themed Senran Kagura: Peach Ball Gets Western Switch Release This Summer
@PBandSmelly Why should your toddlers decide how websites are offered? Are they contributing to the discussion too?
Re: Pinball-Themed Senran Kagura: Peach Ball Gets Western Switch Release This Summer
@KingdomHeartsFan you're such an open book...love it! 😂
Re: Pinball-Themed Senran Kagura: Peach Ball Gets Western Switch Release This Summer
Oh this one actually looks cool! No idea if I'll actually rub one out because of it, but the titilation looks fun anyway. 🙃
Re: Soapbox: I Don't 'Get' Smash Bros. And I Just Don't Know Why
I am always glad when yet another mildy different smash bros. is released, since it works as a pacifier for the most obnoxious of nintendo fans on the internet.
After every release there's a quiet two year period where the normal majority of Nintendo fans can discuss good games without someone shouting "something smash huh huh" in between.
Re: Review: Hob: The Definitive Edition - Panic Button Strikes Again With Another Exciting Switch Port
@AlternateButtons nah you're just too lazy to click once more to get to another free site where you can read reviews and whine.
Re: Review: Hob: The Definitive Edition - Panic Button Strikes Again With Another Exciting Switch Port
@TimeGuy Yeah, you really show how you're the one who needs to teach others about logic. Lol.
Re: Review: Hob: The Definitive Edition - Panic Button Strikes Again With Another Exciting Switch Port
I don't mind the focus on the optimizing quality of Panic Button. This is what sets this version apart from the original release.
No need to repeat the same review since they're all available on something called the internet.
Re: Review: Final Fantasy VII - A Timeless RPG Classic That's Beginning To Show Its Age
Yeah nevermind now and vuck Square for not releasing this on any Nintendo system for the 20 years they could have easily done this.