finally busted out RUINER. absolutely super mechanics - but now it's taxing me with the moral gate. what a spoiler thing to add. if placed in the star wars galaxy it might have been permissible. But your character is armed with lead pipe instead of a lightsaber, and bullets instead of a lazer gun, painting you as a kamikaze terrorist instead of a jedi or disney tourist. what the actual fk.
alright, what lamb must i slaughter for a 12-s? i got so pissed at astral chain's 12th level that i deleted my file from my memory card and sold the game.
game looks damn good. will have to say no - i've grown quite fatigued from almost constant dodging to keep my heterosexuality. ::retreats into closet to die::
I dont think the next console needs to be transcendent like theyve said it should. It would be enough of a headliner to get parts for the sequel console with increased specs at the same price point as the current switch. The steam deck is rather expensive despite its superior specs to nintendos. The next nintendo console should really refrain from release until the desired parts reach the necessary price point even it means to keep delaying the next console years after they have said to expect it. I expect other mobile device consumers arent loyal enough to not demand the best of the best asap from them. This unfortunate trend for them will yield a dust trail of obsolete parts that will actually be gold dust for nintendo and their sequel needs.
ssbu is still very ultimate. i am not left wanting more - i still currently take matches on. that said, if masahiro-san inspiration strikes, i shall always enlist for it. perhaps, simply another ssb for the next nintendo console if ever it gets made.
However (lol) often, these games aren't simply games - they're incantations, they are spells, they are candles, to ward away ghosts. If Harry Potter learns the Expecto Patronum spell, it would behoove him to keep it and use it when it's needed. You can't exactly replace it. But sure, I suppose Harry Potter can wrap his wand with ribbons and stickers but the spell remains the same.
This world is hopeless, but let's continue to name these clouds in the sky anyway.
@HeroOfTime32 I'm camping in a house and have inherited the roles of both Hansel and Gretel being constantly hunted by the omnipotent witch. nevermind what i type, it's jibberish more often than not - I only have moments to comment before the witch's next blitz. ...speaking of which..
@YoshiF2 it's not baggage - they're bikes to run ads to create awareness to attract further investments into further manufacturing for more bikes for more people in different colors.
Sword art online fatal bullet is a swell grind. Seems similar to this. Seems this has the resources for cinematics but the gameplay seems not much different.
especially if it's genshin's zerg or apex legends' zerg or mcdonald's zerg - absolutely unstoppable. if you don't have the zerg behind your bikes, ngmi.
Im not a fan of these games skipping on frame animations however it is understandable that often times the consumer will likely leave those details unappreciated anyway, and the devs want to hurry to make money. For me though, its an automatic no.
@Bret i'd hate to pick and choose when its convenient or not to acknowledge streams of collective consciousness but certainly even the smallest shots can be heard around the entire world. this world's already over populated so you can bet there's always going to be someone finding any reason to express collective catharsis.
@abbyhitter heh, if it happens though, then this article becomes a successful prophecy and you.. well.. you will be known as the dude who said this comment.
This will be my first entry into xenoblade. Regarding character design, seems like monolith finally nails it for my preferred palate compared to the first two tries.
@Linnybhoy Let's hope for it. I quite enjoy ssbu pve. it provides me with enough pressure to keep me alert but not so much to make me unnecessarily uncomfortable - which tends to happen for pvp, where everyone tries to be the wife i never had nor wanted who raises a fleet of burning golem hell against me if ever i eat my can of beans without them.
picked both SOA. hope it suffices for the portable ffxiv experience that steam deckers have. also, i had no idea gold coins could be used toward these purchases. for second tits.
i agree with nintendo on this one. imagine being sakurai and having to ask Evo permission to have your game be played there. like, imagine being sephiroth and waiting outside of the club hoping the bouncer lets you in.
"Take care not to delve too far, lest you risk losing yourself" I'm so sick of this theme used so often in games.
Like, you can't tell this to a student trying to graduate from high school. No, freshman - you are not created perfect and no one will pay you for staying a freshman forever. You must let go of your freshman clothes to put on your graduation hat.
emulation is like porn. access to the forbidden seems genius and crafty until after you bust your nut and realize why nintendo doesn't bother extending its library to include redundancy.
web2.0 kingpins and their foot soldiers hate web3.0 tech because web2.0 kingpins and foot soldiers enjoyed insidious control in inferior web2.0 that they can't have in web3.0.
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Re: Backlog Club: Week Zero, June - Return Of Backlog Club, Return Of The Obra Dinn
finally busted out RUINER. absolutely super mechanics - but now it's taxing me with the moral gate. what a spoiler thing to add. if placed in the star wars galaxy it might have been permissible. But your character is armed with lead pipe instead of a lightsaber, and bullets instead of a lazer gun, painting you as a kamikaze terrorist instead of a jedi or disney tourist. what the actual fk.
Re: Dragon Quest Creator Yuji Horii Shares Brief Update On Next Mainline Entry
alright, what lamb must i slaughter for a 12-s? i got so pissed at astral chain's 12th level that i deleted my file from my memory card and sold the game.
Re: Nintendo Is Offering Free Trials For Switch Online, Even If You've Used One Before (North America)
A subscription would cut into my burrito funds..
You'd think the sacrifice would be an easy one to make. The burrito however has won every time im confronted with the ultimatum.
Re: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle R To Launch This September On Switch
game looks damn good. will have to say no - i've grown quite fatigued from almost constant dodging to keep my heterosexuality. ::retreats into closet to die::
Re: Reggie Shares Thoughts On How Nintendo Can Prepare For The Switch's Successor
I dont think the next console needs to be transcendent like theyve said it should. It would be enough of a headliner to get parts for the sequel console with increased specs at the same price point as the current switch. The steam deck is rather expensive despite its superior specs to nintendos. The next nintendo console should really refrain from release until the desired parts reach the necessary price point even it means to keep delaying the next console years after they have said to expect it. I expect other mobile device consumers arent loyal enough to not demand the best of the best asap from them. This unfortunate trend for them will yield a dust trail of obsolete parts that will actually be gold dust for nintendo and their sequel needs.
Re: Masahiro Sakurai Recently Had A Meeting With HAL Laboratory
ssbu is still very ultimate. i am not left wanting more - i still currently take matches on. that said, if masahiro-san inspiration strikes, i shall always enlist for it. perhaps, simply another ssb for the next nintendo console if ever it gets made.
Re: Soapbox: Leaving The Comfort Zone - A Quest To Find My New Favourite Games
Widdit.
However (lol) often, these games aren't simply games - they're incantations, they are spells, they are candles, to ward away ghosts. If Harry Potter learns the Expecto Patronum spell, it would behoove him to keep it and use it when it's needed. You can't exactly replace it. But sure, I suppose Harry Potter can wrap his wand with ribbons and stickers but the spell remains the same.
This world is hopeless, but let's continue to name these clouds in the sky anyway.
Re: Apparently We're Getting More Info On The Final Fantasy IX Show This Week
@HeroOfTime32 I'm camping in a house and have inherited the roles of both Hansel and Gretel being constantly hunted by the omnipotent witch. nevermind what i type, it's jibberish more often than not - I only have moments to comment before the witch's next blitz. ...speaking of which..
Re: Apparently We're Getting More Info On The Final Fantasy IX Show This Week
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Re: EA Reportedly Pursuing Sale Or Merger
@YoshiF2 it's not baggage - they're bikes to run ads to create awareness to attract further investments into further manufacturing for more bikes for more people in different colors.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (May 21st)
Ninja gaiden sigma
Re: Memory Pak: Forget Zelda And Mario, Thumper Was The Biggest Surprise Of 2017
still haven't played thumper, nor rez: infinite. i am waiting for a psvr2 on a ps5pro to play these.
Re: Nintendo Reveals Two Gorgeous New Areas In Xenoblade Chronicles 3
Sword art online fatal bullet is a swell grind. Seems similar to this. Seems this has the resources for cinematics but the gameplay seems not much different.
Re: EA's Live Service Battle Royale Game Has Now Generated $2 Billion In Earnings
there's no fkn with the zerg.
especially if it's genshin's zerg or apex legends' zerg or mcdonald's zerg - absolutely unstoppable. if you don't have the zerg behind your bikes, ngmi.
Re: Random: Mario Would Feel Quite At Home In Elden Ring's World
thought about it. opted not to. it's like giving consent to english men licking my earholes. no thank you. glad they made money though.
Re: Poll: If Nintendo Released Mother 3 In The West, What Would It Be Called?
Zeppelin Era
Re: Talking Point: As Switch Hardware Sales Slow, How Long Can Nintendo Delay 'Switch 2'?
whatever tech they can fit within the $300 frame, they will.
Re: Sword Of The Vagrant Launches On Switch This June
Im not a fan of these games skipping on frame animations however it is understandable that often times the consumer will likely leave those details unappreciated anyway, and the devs want to hurry to make money. For me though, its an automatic no.
Re: Video: Nintendo Shares New Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Footage
i have so many bikes and origami already...
Re: Man Dies Following An Incident Involving Stolen Pokémon Cards
@Bret those meant to find it, will.
Re: Man Dies Following An Incident Involving Stolen Pokémon Cards
@Bret i'd hate to pick and choose when its convenient or not to acknowledge streams of collective consciousness but certainly even the smallest shots can be heard around the entire world. this world's already over populated so you can bet there's always going to be someone finding any reason to express collective catharsis.
Re: Man Dies Following An Incident Involving Stolen Pokémon Cards
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Re: Rumour: Could Switch Get Zelda: Wind Waker And Twilight Princess This Year?
@abbyhitter heh, if it happens though, then this article becomes a successful prophecy and you.. well.. you will be known as the dude who said this comment.
Re: Man Dies Following An Incident Involving Stolen Pokémon Cards
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Re: Nintendo Showcases Quality Of Life Changes For Xenoblade Chronicles 3
@SteamEngenius there is a fine line between appreciation vs. devs using players as free advertisement.
Re: There'll Be A Playable Demo Of Capcom Fighting Collection At Combo Breaker
my old soul has been wanting a Morrigan my entire life.
Re: Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Will Reveal Some Skin, Unsurprisingly
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Re: Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Gets A Release Date, And It's Sooner Than You Think
This will be my first entry into xenoblade. Regarding character design, seems like monolith finally nails it for my preferred palate compared to the first two tries.
Re: Pre-orders For Mario Strikers: Battle League Football Gets You A Free Cosy Scarf (UK)
@Linnybhoy Let's hope for it. I quite enjoy ssbu pve. it provides me with enough pressure to keep me alert but not so much to make me unnecessarily uncomfortable - which tends to happen for pvp, where everyone tries to be the wife i never had nor wanted who raises a fleet of burning golem hell against me if ever i eat my can of beans without them.
Re: Save On Pac-Man, Anime Games & More In Bandai Namco's Switch eShop Spring Sale
picked both SOA. hope it suffices for the portable ffxiv experience that steam deckers have. also, i had no idea gold coins could be used toward these purchases. for second tits.
Re: Bandai Namco Has Officially Launched Its New Logo
Bandai Namco logo says, "We're nintendo's crowbar - the only weapon you'll keep for the apocalypse."
Re: 'Samurai Bringer' Slices Its Way To Switch In April
@RetroOutcast seems like most games don't start until you reach rogue-dom
Re: You Likely Won't Be Able To Catch 'Em All In Pokémon Scarlet And Violet
my character is still at the shore in the beginning of アルセウス . i'm still translating the menu screen.
Re: Round Up: The Reviews Of Valve's Steam Deck Are In - What's It Like Compared To Switch?
i would sooner invest in a psvr2 on a ps5pro than a steam deck vs my existing pc/switcholed set.
Re: Round Up: The Reviews Of Valve's Steam Deck Are In - What's It Like Compared To Switch?
@Giancarlothomaz yeap. also, ssbultimate proper.
Re: It's Official, Nintendo Has Withdrawn Super Smash Bros. From EVO 2022
i agree with nintendo on this one. imagine being sakurai and having to ask Evo permission to have your game be played there. like, imagine being sephiroth and waiting outside of the club hoping the bouncer lets you in.
Re: Random: 'Nintendo Generation' Skeletons Aren't Tough Enough, Says US Army Major
@Samo_Gallego hahah hell is optimised to prey on the technological illiterate. I dare those golems to cross my odin line.
Re: Random: 'Nintendo Generation' Skeletons Aren't Tough Enough, Says US Army Major
Where nintendo generation lacks in skeleton they more than make up for in spells curses and terrorism. Im surprised godzilla is still alive.
Re: Retro: How A Remarkable Street Fighter Port Soured The Relationship Between Capcom And Nintendo
@Fizza hows yours?
Re: Zelda: Majora's Mask Cutscene On Switch Apparently "More Accurate To N64" Than Wii Virtual Console Emulation
Nso is an either or situation for me. Like its either steak or majora's mask.
Re: Out Now: Monark Gets A Dramatic New Trailer To Celebrate Its Launch
"Take care not to delve too far, lest you risk losing yourself" I'm so sick of this theme used so often in games.
Like, you can't tell this to a student trying to graduate from high school. No, freshman - you are not created perfect and no one will pay you for staying a freshman forever. You must let go of your freshman clothes to put on your graduation hat.
Re: Video: Some Of Us Prefer Zelda: Majora's Mask Over Ocarina Of Time Because We're Right
@appleseedeon I do prefer keeping a gutter line.
Re: Random: Elden Ring Just Dethroned Mario Odyssey At The Top Of OpenCritic's 'Best Game' List
I feel like they're trying to force feed me green eggs and ham.
Let's just say i aint no Dr. Seuss.
Re: Random: Here's Steam Deck Running The GameCube And Wii Emulator Dolphin
emulation is like porn. access to the forbidden seems genius and crafty until after you bust your nut and realize why nintendo doesn't bother extending its library to include redundancy.
Re: Random: "I'm Able To Trust Sony More Than Nintendo" - Japan Reacts To The Closure Of The Wii U And 3DS eShops
ask not what nintendo can do for you, ask what you can do for nintendo.
Re: Poll: The End Is Coming, But How Much Will You Miss The Wii U And 3DS eShop?
Sin & Punishment on wii U. I wanted it, but only have a switch and rather not get it on nso.
Re: Switch Publisher RedDeer.Games "Enters The World Of NFTs"
web2.0 kingpins and their foot soldiers hate web3.0 tech because web2.0 kingpins and foot soldiers enjoyed insidious control in inferior web2.0 that they can't have in web3.0.
Re: Unplug From The Internet In Land Of Screens, Available Now On Switch
unplugging from the internet blocks some of the ghosts but exposes me to the other ghosts
Re: Metroid Dread Is About To Become The Best-Selling Game In The Series
Psst: Nintendo arms the joy-cons with Samus' Omega Blaster Cannon.
Instantly makes the Jedi lightsaber toys shrivel.