unreasonable "no way in hell" expectations: Goldeneye, Banjo Kazooie 1+2, Mario 64, Turok 1&2, Shadows of the Empire, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Smash Bros 64, Mischef Makers, Superman 64, Quake, Doom 64, Donkey Kong 64, Diddy Kong Racing, F-Zero X Expansion, Mega Man 64, Gex 1&2, Rayman 2, Harvest Moon 64, Indiana Jones & The Infernal Machine, Mairio Party 1, NFL Blitz, Rampage 1-2, Tony Hawk,
Reasonable expectations (that we probably still won't get) Bomberman 64 1&2, Castlevania 64 & Legacy of Darkness, Ocarina of Time & Majora's Mask, Ogre Battle 64, Mario Kart 64, Blast Corps, Dr Mario 64, Excite Bike 64, Pilotwings 64, F-Zero X, Forsaken 64, Goemon, Pokemon Snap & Stadium, Kirby 64, Mario Party 2-3, Mario Tennis & Golf, Paper Mario, Sin & Punishment, Star Fox 64,
What We Probably will get: Quest 64, Clayfighter 63 1/3, Cruisin USA, Earthworm Jim 64, Mortal Kombat Sub-Zero, Virtual Chess 64, Yoshi's Story
impossible expectations that will never appear: Mega Man I-V, Castlevania Adventure 1-2, Ducktails 1-2, Link's Awakening, Pokemon, Final Fantasy Legend & Adventure, Tetris, TMNT 1-3, Tiny Toons, Killer Instinct, Star Trek The Next Generation
Reasonable Expectations that we still probably wont get: Mario Land 1-3, Wario Land II, Wario Blast, Kirby's Adventure 1-2, Kirby Pinball, Metroid II, Donkey Kong '94, Donkey Kong Land 1-3, Gargoyles Quest, Mario's Picross, Kid Icarus, Blaster Master Jr, Kid Dracula, Ninja Gaiden Shadow
What we will most likely get: Spankey's Quest, Golf, Tennis, baseball, game & watch gallery, Street Fighter II, Joe & Mac, 4-in-1 funpack 1-2, Alleyway, Balloon Kid, Bubsy II, Castlevania Legends, Chuck Rock, Double Dragon 1-3, Infogenius Organizer and Translator kits, Prehistorik Man, Solitaire Funpack, Yoshi
Nintendo hates their fans. Always has, Always will. It's like deep down they wish they were still making card games, and resent having to go into the video game industry to stay in business
A reasonable expectation would be to have them do what blizzard did when they added lost vikings 2 to their arcade compilation post release, and update&add it for free to those who already own it
Unrealistic "no way in hell" expectations
Chrono Trigger, TMNT IV, Super Star Wars Trilogy, Earthbound, Uniracers, Aladdin, Killer Instinct, Adventures of Batman and Robin, Batman Returns, Mario Paint, NBA Jam, Sim City, Final Fight 1-3, Cool Spot, Death and Return of Superman, Hook, Marvel War of the Gems, Maxmum Carnage, X-Men Apocalypse, Tiny Toons Buster Busts Loose, Earthworm Jim 1+2
Realistic Expectations (that we still won't get)
Super Adventure Island 1+2, Actraiser, Soul Blazer, Illusion of Gaia, Terranigma, Fire Emblem (translated), Legend of the Mystical Ninja, Dracula X, Lufia II, Cybernator, Axeley, Plok, Final Fantasy Mystic Quest, Ys 3, Gradius III, Saturday Night Slam Masters, Secret of Evermore, Ogre Battle, Skyblazer, Sonic Blast Man, Sparkster, Super Smash TV
What we will ACTUALLY get
Pit Fighter, Adventures of Dr Franken, Bob, Ballz 3D, Lester the Unlikely, Congos Caper, Pokey and Rockey, Aero the Acrobat, Boogerman, Bubsy 1+2, Chuck Rock, Actiraiser 2, Doom Troopers, Fighetrs History, Mega Man Soccer, Mohawk and Headphone Jack, Out to Lunch, Pac Man 2, Phalanx, Power Moves, Radical Rex, Rise of the Robots, Tecmo Secret of the Stars, Thunder Spirits, Total Carnage, Spike McFang, Fire Emblem (Untranslated), Super Ninja Brothers
remember sega channel? They KNEW how to do a paid subscription service to backcatalogs- mixing obscure AND marquee games with a healthy update schedule.
I dont know about anyone else, but I dont remember my blockbuster being this lame. Hell, even my local grocery store had a better selection than this.....
Even skipping the obvious liscenced games that will never see the light of day, it's not unreasonable to expect Actraiser, Soulblazer, Terranigma, Cybernator, Ogre Battle, Skyblazer, Saturday Night Slam Mastets, Lufia II or etc. There are several cult favorites that arent 1st tier money printing franchises in the SNES library that would have a reasonable home on switch online.
Just when you thought it couldn't get any more mediocre.... I've gone from feeling excited when hearing "new switch online titles announced" to being disappointed before I've even clicked on the link
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Re: Ubisoft's Rabbids Invade The Palace Of Versailles In New Augmented Reality App
I suppose it ends with the Rabbid Louis getting his head stuck in a guillotine....
Re: Nintendo Direct To Air Tomorrow, 23rd September
Metroid Dread info, castlevania advance collection, game boy online
Re: 'Disney Classic Games Collection' Adds Aladdin SNES And "All Versions" Of The Jungle Book
@Link_of_Hyrule on the Disney afternoon collection, available on every system except switch
Re: 'Disney Classic Games Collection' Adds Aladdin SNES And "All Versions" Of The Jungle Book
This is some good news!
Re: The 'Castlevania Advance Collection' Has Been Rated For Switch In Taiwan
Since I already own all those games on wii U, I'd rather see a Castlevania DS collection.
Re: Rumour: Insider Says N64 Is Coming To Switch Online, Believes It Will Introduce A "Higher-Priced" Subscription Tier
unreasonable "no way in hell" expectations: Goldeneye, Banjo Kazooie 1+2, Mario 64, Turok 1&2, Shadows of the Empire, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Smash Bros 64, Mischef Makers, Superman 64, Quake, Doom 64, Donkey Kong 64, Diddy Kong Racing, F-Zero X Expansion, Mega Man 64, Gex 1&2, Rayman 2, Harvest Moon 64, Indiana Jones & The Infernal Machine, Mairio Party 1, NFL Blitz, Rampage 1-2, Tony Hawk,
Reasonable expectations (that we probably still won't get) Bomberman 64 1&2, Castlevania 64 & Legacy of Darkness, Ocarina of Time & Majora's Mask, Ogre Battle 64, Mario Kart 64, Blast Corps, Dr Mario 64, Excite Bike 64, Pilotwings 64, F-Zero X, Forsaken 64, Goemon, Pokemon Snap & Stadium, Kirby 64, Mario Party 2-3, Mario Tennis & Golf, Paper Mario, Sin & Punishment, Star Fox 64,
What We Probably will get: Quest 64, Clayfighter 63 1/3, Cruisin USA, Earthworm Jim 64, Mortal Kombat Sub-Zero, Virtual Chess 64, Yoshi's Story
Re: Rumour: It Looks Like Nintendo Will Soon Unveil A New Controller For Switch
Does everything except address drift issues
Re: Feature: Game Boy Games We Probably Won’t See On Nintendo Switch Online
Imports, liscenced games, waggle games like twisted or Topsy turvey, games with a rating of 8 or greater....
Re: Rumour: Could Monolith Soft's Website Be A Hint At A Xenoblade 3 Nintendo Direct?
I will give it my all, no matter the rumor
Re: Feature: Game Boy Games We'd Love To See On Nintendo Switch Online
impossible expectations that will never appear: Mega Man I-V, Castlevania Adventure 1-2, Ducktails 1-2, Link's Awakening, Pokemon, Final Fantasy Legend & Adventure, Tetris, TMNT 1-3, Tiny Toons, Killer Instinct, Star Trek The Next Generation
Reasonable Expectations that we still probably wont get: Mario Land 1-3, Wario Land II, Wario Blast, Kirby's Adventure 1-2, Kirby Pinball, Metroid II, Donkey Kong '94, Donkey Kong Land 1-3, Gargoyles Quest, Mario's Picross, Kid Icarus, Blaster Master Jr, Kid Dracula, Ninja Gaiden Shadow
What we will most likely get: Spankey's Quest, Golf, Tennis, baseball, game & watch gallery, Street Fighter II, Joe & Mac, 4-in-1 funpack 1-2, Alleyway, Balloon Kid, Bubsy II, Castlevania Legends, Chuck Rock, Double Dragon 1-3, Infogenius Organizer and Translator kits, Prehistorik Man, Solitaire Funpack, Yoshi
Re: Feature: Game Boy Games We'd Love To See On Nintendo Switch Online
Surprise! You're getting the game boy port of spankeys quest
Re: Talking Point: If Nintendo Switch Online Adds Game Boy, Why Not Throw In GBA, Too?
Why not? Because Nintendo knows that the people want it, so of course they're going to withhold it.
Re: Rumour: Nintendo Will Expand Its Switch Online Service With Game Boy And Game Boy Color Titles
The bad news: it will all be D-list 3rd party shovelware
Re: Best Mario Music Ever: Our Top 10 Mario Songs - Super Mario Playlist
@Yosher not the boss themes.
Re: Best Mario Music Ever: Our Top 10 Mario Songs - Super Mario Playlist
No songs from Super Mario World
Re: Talking Point: As The Fan-Made 2D Metroid Prime Game Is Shut Down, Where Do You Stand On Nintendo's Takedowns?
@Darkyoshi98 you sound very pure and virtuous
Re: Talking Point: As The Fan-Made 2D Metroid Prime Game Is Shut Down, Where Do You Stand On Nintendo's Takedowns?
Nintendo hates their fans. Always has, Always will. It's like deep down they wish they were still making card games, and resent having to go into the video game industry to stay in business
Re: Blizzard Outlines Plans To Rename Popular Overwatch Character
Yay for revenge!
Re: Best Super Nintendo (SNES) Games
@Chrysologus fair enough... not to say that it isn't a good game of course. Perhaps there's an error in the algorithm
Re: Best Super Nintendo (SNES) Games
I cannot vote on final fantasy v....
Re: 'Disney Classic Games Collection' Gets Rated For Switch, Now With Added Jungle Book
A reasonable expectation would be to have them do what blizzard did when they added lost vikings 2 to their arcade compilation post release, and update&add it for free to those who already own it
Re: 'Disney Classic Games Collection' Gets Rated For Switch, Now With Added Jungle Book
Now we just need a re-release of Capcom's Aladdin & Goof Troop for SNES, or add Little Mermaid to the Disney Afternoon collection
Re: 'Disney Classic Games Collection' Gets Rated For Switch, Now With Added Jungle Book
And for those who already bought it?
Re: Idris Elba Will Voice Knuckles In Sonic Movie 2
shrug I still have no intention of watching this.
Re: Community: What Was Your First Ever Nintendo Game?
Super Mario Bros and Duck Hunt... but what really got me hooked was Super Mario Bros 3 and Tetris
Re: Rom-Com Dating Sim 'Love Esquire' Invites Players To "Git Gud, Get Laid" On Switch
the day I pick up a play a dating sim will be the day that Ive absolutely given up on life.
Re: Feature: 20 Super NES Classics Nintendo Should Bring To Switch Online
Unrealistic "no way in hell" expectations
Chrono Trigger, TMNT IV, Super Star Wars Trilogy, Earthbound, Uniracers, Aladdin, Killer Instinct, Adventures of Batman and Robin, Batman Returns, Mario Paint, NBA Jam, Sim City, Final Fight 1-3, Cool Spot, Death and Return of Superman, Hook, Marvel War of the Gems, Maxmum Carnage, X-Men Apocalypse, Tiny Toons Buster Busts Loose, Earthworm Jim 1+2
Realistic Expectations (that we still won't get)
Super Adventure Island 1+2, Actraiser, Soul Blazer, Illusion of Gaia, Terranigma, Fire Emblem (translated), Legend of the Mystical Ninja, Dracula X, Lufia II, Cybernator, Axeley, Plok, Final Fantasy Mystic Quest, Ys 3, Gradius III, Saturday Night Slam Masters, Secret of Evermore, Ogre Battle, Skyblazer, Sonic Blast Man, Sparkster, Super Smash TV
What we will ACTUALLY get
Pit Fighter, Adventures of Dr Franken, Bob, Ballz 3D, Lester the Unlikely, Congos Caper, Pokey and Rockey, Aero the Acrobat, Boogerman, Bubsy 1+2, Chuck Rock, Actiraiser 2, Doom Troopers, Fighetrs History, Mega Man Soccer, Mohawk and Headphone Jack, Out to Lunch, Pac Man 2, Phalanx, Power Moves, Radical Rex, Rise of the Robots, Tecmo Secret of the Stars, Thunder Spirits, Total Carnage, Spike McFang, Fire Emblem (Untranslated), Super Ninja Brothers
Re: Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Rumours Intensify
I'm really feeling it!
Re: Every Nintendo Switch Online SNES Game Ranked
@Themagusx1 LOL at whining about other people's "whining"
Re: Poll: Can You Still Find Game & Watch: Super Mario Bros. And Super Mario 3D All-Stars?
I saw one at my local Target. Was tempted to buy it and flip it, or save it for an Xmas Gift.
Re: Super Mario Bros. 3 Special Version Jumps Onto The Switch Online NES Library
Meh. Warp whistled can easily get you to level 8. But at least you tried, Nintendo....
Re: Talking Point: Every Pre-BOTW 3D Zelda Now Has A Remake, But Which Is Best?
Now let's see the Oracle games remade in the same style as the links awakening remake.... or better yet, a Zelda II remake
Re: Soapbox: Space Jam 2 Is A Video Game Cash-In That Doesn't Quite Get It Right
its either Ralph Breaks the Internet for Warner Bros IPs, or Ready Player One for black people.
Re: Nintendo Switch Online - Every NES And SNES Game Available
remember sega channel? They KNEW how to do a paid subscription service to backcatalogs- mixing obscure AND marquee games with a healthy update schedule.
Re: Soapbox: Nintendo Switch Online's Library Is A Snapshot Of '90s Gaming Shelves
I dont know about anyone else, but I dont remember my blockbuster being this lame. Hell, even my local grocery store had a better selection than this.....
Re: Square Enix Says A Console Version Of Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster Depends On Demand
especialy if it includes content from the Advance and PSP re-rereleases.
Re: Soapbox: Nintendo Switch Online's Library Is A Snapshot Of '90s Gaming Shelves
the problem isnt that switch online is releasing obscure games, the problem is that switch online isnt releasing GOOD obscure games.
Re: Every Nintendo Switch Online SNES Game Ranked
the most medicore of libraries for the greatest of systems
Re: Video: How To Play Rare And Expensive Nintendo Games On A Budget
Id recomend getting Disney Afternoon Collection, before capcom's disney liscence expires and its taken down permanantly
Re: Nintendo Expands Its Switch Online SNES Service With Three More Titles
Know any good emulators?
Re: Nintendo Expands Its Switch Online SNES Service With Three More Titles
This is just sad and depressing.... how about some good news? Any word on that Castlevania Advance collection?
Re: Nintendo Expands Its Switch Online SNES Service With Three More Titles
@Jmjfrank TMNT IV is liscenced and will never see the light of day.
Mario paint is obsolete and at best a niche game... besides, i dont see how they can apply the mouse.
And Mario RPG is intentionally being withheld because Nintendo hates us all.
Re: Nintendo Expands Its Switch Online SNES Service With Three More Titles
Even skipping the obvious liscenced games that will never see the light of day, it's not unreasonable to expect Actraiser, Soulblazer, Terranigma, Cybernator, Ogre Battle, Skyblazer, Saturday Night Slam Mastets, Lufia II or etc. There are several cult favorites that arent 1st tier money printing franchises in the SNES library that would have a reasonable home on switch online.
Re: Nintendo Expands Its Switch Online SNES Service With Three More Titles
Next update: Chuck Rock, Captain Novolin, Ballz 3D, Lester the Unlikely and Donkey Kong Math SP edition.
Re: Nintendo Expands Its Switch Online SNES Service With Three More Titles
Switch online: The most mediocre of libraries for the greatest of systems.
It's not working, Nintendo. Just let us buy the games we actually want instead of drip-feeding us shovelware.
Re: Nintendo Expands Its Switch Online SNES Service With Three More Titles
Just when you thought it couldn't get any more mediocre.... I've gone from feeling excited when hearing "new switch online titles announced" to being disappointed before I've even clicked on the link
Re: Nintendo Removing Credit Card Support From 3DS And Wii U eShop In Japan
nintendo reminding everyone yet again how much they hate their fans.
Re: Octopath Traveler Teases Sequel On Its Third Anniversary
Day one pre-order
Re: Nintendo Plugs Its NSO Zelda Games Ahead Of Skyward Sword HD's Release
Give us CDi All Stars, you cowards
Re: Random: The Internet Reacts To The New Switch OLED Model
the malibu stacey hat was the first thing I thought of when I heard the news. mixed feelings over other people thinking the same thing.