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Re: Review: Astroneer - Plenty Of Genial Jank In This Addictive, Scrappy Sandbox

Zebetite

@Astral-Grain Cosmetics affect the gameplay, because players want to look cool while they're pulling off cool stunts. And games such as this are designed to entice players into spending, either with constant advertising of items for sale or using other players as walking billboards for the neat items available for real money. No developer on earth puts a cash shop into a game and expects players NOT to buy into it. Games like Fortnite wouldn't be stupidly popular and expensive if people didn't care about how they look.

But then, you're the guy who was railing on about censorship in a previous article so I can't imagine saying this will do any good.

Re: Random: Nintendo Kart Is Trending On Social Media, Following Claims Of Mario Kart 9 Being "In Active Development"

Zebetite

Nintendo Kart won't happen, and then the fans who whipped themselves into a frenzy will get mad at Nintendo for not doing what they imagined. It's the switch pro all over again. Why do Nintendo fans do this to themselves? They're the only fanbase that I've seen consistently lie to themselves and then get angry when the lies, that they made up themselves, turn out not to be real.

Re: Poll: It's The Year Of Splatoon 3 - Are You Excited?

Zebetite

All the changes I want for this sequel are under the hood. Splatoon 2 had worse netcode and a worse ranking system than Splatoon 1 did. They can add all the colorful characters and gear and settings they want, if the game isn't mechanically sound then I'm not touching it.

Re: Talking Point: Should The Nintendo Switch Online Expansion Pack Library Expand Faster?

Zebetite

It takes mere seconds to google a given game and download the ROM. We know these games are running on basic emulators that aren't anything special.

It's definitely not an acquisition or resource issue, so it must be a legal issue. Nintendo can coerce all these different companies to make Smash appearances, but putting company archives on NSO is less profitable and therefore it takes more convincing from Nintendo. That's definitely a factor.

...Of course, all of the above doesn't apply to Nintendo's own library. We can speculate as to why a retro game from, say, Taito isn't on there, but Nintendo has no excuse for not giving us EVERY first-party game from their archives.

So basically it's corporate executives doing their thing to the detriment of others. What else is new?

Re: Poll: What's The Best Pokémon Game Ever?

Zebetite

Every Pokémon game is an iteration on the last. It's kinda like an MMO with really slow and expensive patches. The best Pokémon game is the one you have the fondest memories of - for me that'd be Soul Silver with White in second.

Re: Soapbox: Even If GTA Trilogy Were Perfect, I'd Rather Be Shooting Balloons And Burying Gyroids

Zebetite

@Astral-Grain Technically speaking Nintendolife could delete every single comment here and ban everyone involved and they would be fully within their rights to do so. If they take issue with something that's being said, they can do something about it - you may think something is harmless, they may not, and it's their platform. Bringing up censorship like I see on so many articles these days accomplishes nothing.

Re: Soapbox: Even If GTA Trilogy Were Perfect, I'd Rather Be Shooting Balloons And Burying Gyroids

Zebetite

As a small reminder to the people crying "censorship", the right to free speech means the government can't arrest you for what you say. It doesn't mean that anyone else has to listen to you, and websites don't have to host your views. America's 1st amendment doesn't shield you from criticism or consequences.

This is Nintendolife's comment section, they make all the rules, and if you break those rules they are fully within their rights to silence you. That's not censorship, that's reality, and if you don't like it then your only recourse is to go elsewhere.

Re: Fatal Frame: Maiden Of Black Water Gets New 'Very Easy' Difficulty Option

Zebetite

@Thaliard Exactly! You have the right of it. The best horror games put the players in danger and cause tension but don't make the player struggle to get through. An example that comes to mind is Corpse Party, there are situations where you have to move quickly and carefully but there's nothing in the game that's going to demand you try it a dozen times, and that game is incredibly spooky.

Re: Fatal Frame: Maiden Of Black Water Gets New 'Very Easy' Difficulty Option

Zebetite

Who actually plays horror games for the gameplay? Being in control adds tension, sure, but if you keep failing a section due to difficulty then all horror goes out the window. Horror legends like Alone in the Dark and Resident Evil (the old ones) and Silent Hill are all delightfully spooky but not much fun to actually PLAY. I'm all for options like this.

Re: Soapbox: Even If GTA Trilogy Were Perfect, I'd Rather Be Shooting Balloons And Burying Gyroids

Zebetite

I'm honestly not sure what the point of this article is. Gaming has expanded to the point where there's games that market to every possible interest and combination of interests. Whether you're looking at indie games or big-name titles, for every game that doesn't interest someone there's going to be 5 that do.

There's such an enormous market of games, new and old, that everyone can enjoy what they like. We're well past the point where the games someone plays should matter to strangers, though that comment's directed more at the people in the comments here. If you don't like GTA, great, good for you, stick to what you DO like then, no skin off my nose.

I dunno, you do you, folks. I'll be over here hopping between co-op games and JRPGs and horror games and party games and ancient stuff from 30 years ago, and no one can stop me

Re: Mini Review: Gynoug - Switch Takes Another Fine Shmup Under Its Wing

Zebetite

@Zag_Man That game, much like Gynoug, relies on it's graphics to sell it, though Phelios went a different route trying to entice nerds by showing skin between stages. Both are an excellent window into gaming of their time.

That aside, I'm glad to see Gynoug get a port. Is this game stellar? Nope. Is it interesting? Absolutely. So many interesting games, flawed or not, get passed over for rerelease on modern platforms, so anytime something like this gets through I consider that a victory. There's more to video game history than just the big-name titles.

Re: Soapbox: Can We Please Retire The Phrase 'Lazy Devs' Already?

Zebetite

Good article, for the most part. Corporations have done a fantastic job of training video game fans to target and attack individual employees and low-level developers, instead of the executives who are responsible for the issues we find in games.

Every overworked programmer and harassed designer gets their orders from higher up. Find and target those higher ups, not these people. This is like giving hell to individual employees at McDonald's thinking that'll do something about crappy practices at that restaurant.

Not that anything will ever change. Corporate defenders like the ones seen in this comment section have either built their personality around the products they consume, or they don't care who gets hurt or what happens as long as they get their shiny toy. Both groups are the ones who need this message, both groups are willfully ignorant, and both groups are completely pathetic.

Re: Random: Check Out Emora Kart, A Macintosh-Exclusive Super Mario Kart Clone From 1994

Zebetite

It's almost like articles of the last few months have revealed how utterly vile some nintendolife regulars are. I'm not surprised at the increase in moderation.

That said, stuff like this fascinates me because this was the original "indie gaming". Before games exploded into the stupidly profitable market they are, There was mountains of hobby projects like this. Granted, there still are, but there were less Cave Stories and Hollow Knights and more of this.

Re: Soapbox: Life Is Strange On Nintendo Switch Signals Better LGBTQ+ Rep To Come

Zebetite

The thing is, it's never just one issue with the people raging against articles like this. The last 5 years have taught this lesson well. I've had my own run-ins with this, including a former gaming friend of mine who couldn't tolerate any sort of conversation like this and turned out to be a violent white supremacist.

Makes me wonder what skeletons lurk in the closets of the commenters here.

Re: Nintendo Switch Cheat Device Speeds Up Pokémon Shiny Hunting, And It's Proving To Be Controversial

Zebetite

@DTFaux I'm not sure what the issue here is then. People who use such a device aren't going to care what anyone else thinks, I know I wouldn't. My only issue with the "holier than thou" types that ALWAYS pop up whenever anything like this is posted who feel the need to give people guff about what they do with the product they bought. "I want this, and I don't care if you look down on me for how I get it" is kind of ridiculous for anyone to be bothered about when it does not affect them.

Re: Nintendo Switch Cheat Device Speeds Up Pokémon Shiny Hunting, And It's Proving To Be Controversial

Zebetite

@DTFaux The only value shinies have is what people assign to them. While it's true cosmetics do affect gameplay by increasing player enjoyment, this is cosmetic at the most basic, minimum level. Personally, I can't fathom spending potentially hundreds of hours trying to get a pokemon that has a coloration a few shades off from the norm, as is the case with many pokemon. That is a lot of effort the devs expect from players for a very minor payoff.

Re: Nintendo Switch Cheat Device Speeds Up Pokémon Shiny Hunting, And It's Proving To Be Controversial

Zebetite

@CharlieGirl It also isn't hard to identify people who didn't actually read the article.

"The interesting thing here is that the device is essentially putting in the hard work for you, making the hunt for a special shiny Pokémon significantly easier, but doesn't simply generate a hacked Pokémon that can't be used in official competitions. Instead, no one would ever know that you 'cheated' to get your new shiny Snorlax – the Switch Up just played the game for you while you were off doing better things with your time."

Re: Video: Yuji Naka Actually Made This Hidden Gem During The Wii Generation

Zebetite

@Kienda You're entitled to your opinion, but just to name a few, Nights is barely a game, PSO was janky even by the standards of online gaming at the time, and your argument falls apart with Puyo Puyo because that was made by employees at Compile, Sonic Team didn't get involved until a full decade later and LONG after the puzzle series had established itself.

I'm not saying any of these games are bad, hell I like most of them, but none of them were GREAT even in their day.

Re: Talking Point: How Good Are You At Games?

Zebetite

Back in the day I did things like beat Contra and Gradius on one life. These days I just do whatever feels good in games. I've got nothing to prove, I smashed my head against the wall enough for one lifetime.

Re: Video: Yuji Naka Actually Made This Hidden Gem During The Wii Generation

Zebetite

@the_beaver No one's immune to nostalgia goggles it seems. I mostly remember this for being a buggy unplayable mess on some systems.

Let's be realistic, folks - Yuji Naka and other folks on the original Sonic team have been coasting for decades. They had one big success with Sonic and everything they've done since has been mediocre. You can argue for the exact quality of their various games, but not a single one of them is held up as a masterpiece by anyone who isn't blinded by nostalgia.