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Re: Review: Wario World (GameCube)

RegalSin

Could have been longer, I never finished it at all. The game kept on getting more and more challenging and I want an perfect score. Seriously I wished this game had human enemies like the GBA and GBC games.

Re: Lufia: The Legend Returns

RegalSin

This game is in the US/NA region on the GBC. I owned it and played the living daylights out of it. Just as great if not better story then the original two games. Dekar even returns. Big cast

Re: Lufia: Curse of the Sinistrals

RegalSin

Thanks for raping all chances for this game ever having an proper comeback. They on purposely released this crappy sequel when they ported the games to cell phones. Why not the Auyo...dang nabbit.

I would buy an crappy auyo for this game.

I am sorry I just hate the art movement and where it is going.....damn kids.

Re: Lufia & The Fortress of Doom

RegalSin

Exactly Expa0. This game was the true ending to the second game. I mean the second game had it's pros. EVEN THE THIRD AND FINAL GAME FOR THE GBC was auwsome.

The third game had animations as well, including an enemy from the sun. Remember Forfeit island????? Remember the mystery dungeon???? This and the second and third game had it all. I mean where is the Animation to this series, Where is the comic for these games.

The GBA game ( the final game ) was more or less a fail. It had some ideas, like animations but it fell back into the failed attempt of an alternative sequel.
The GBC and GBA game was coined flipped ( in my opinon ). They chose the GBC story for the GBC and this is why we have this lame GBA game. I mean seriously why oh why could,'t they just remake make the game for the GBA, GCN, or even blasted Wii.

I would buy an WiiU2 if they remade the GBC game in it's entirety. The GBC game as is is perfect.

Lufia III for the GBC is great RPG so check it out. I mean wow just wow.

Re: Review: Geist (GameCube)

RegalSin

The game was awesome until the big desert shoot out scene and the shooting gallery. It felt like an Anti-semetic-Afganistan garbages in those areas of the game.

I was getting headaches after head-aches trying to finish the shooting area. My head was hurting and hurting from the "Brainwashing" portion of the game itself. You know where they brainwash souls and spirits.

Otherwise I really hated the shooting area of the game itself. It was so sad and boring. I really hated it and all. I hate it so much.

Then to make things worst is the final enemy which is just you pushing the button at the right moment floating around in the middle of nothingness.
I expected the soul or inner body of an person to be more exciting but otherwise this game was terrible for the things I mentioned.

Everything else in this game was fun and awesome as well. The scaring, the spirit battles, the super suit, and everything else. Just not the shooting gallery, brainwashing sequence, and the final boss. Those things was boring.

Re: Review: Goof Troop (Super Nintendo)

RegalSin

An Shinji Makima was made a big deal about the programming of this game? Why oh why people. Just why.

Oh that is why. I thought his original game worked on was "Sweet Home". But otherwise this shows us the horror of an Game programmer and game creation as well. I mean seriously why.

Check out Petes Wife..........That is the only thing that came out of Goof Troop asides the sicko inuendo of Petes Daughter, or the movie "A Very Goofy Movie".

Re: Review: Turok 2: Seeds of Evil (Nintendo 64)

RegalSin

"BEWAREOBLIVIONISATHAND"

Which is the password that allows all cheats unlocked?

Honestly this game was terrible, it seemed like an good idea or good buy but as an FPS it was terrible. I hated every moment of it from the mutants to the morphed dinos. It is was so lame. I mean oh look save another blonde girl locked inside an cage.

The final boss is hidden as well, which suck. Ewwwhh vagina face toss it's privates inside you face. ewwhhhh.

Seriously no normal man find this game attractive at all. Save blonde people and fight vagina face monsters.

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Great Multiplayer which is the only reason to own this game.

Re: Review: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter (Nintendo 64)

RegalSin

Basic Dino game before Jurrasic Park for the PC recently. I mean great game and all. Everybody was gaga crazy over this when it first came out.

Then the auwful sequels came out, and then crappy but terrible cheap squeals came out. Look out Alien woman.

Re: Review: Super Pang (Super Nintendo)

RegalSin

Dah Ballons, omgsh Da Ballons. I own the PCE version of this game with the enhanced music. Eitherway this game is fun no matter which console or system you play it on. .........Ballons ha

Re: Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!

RegalSin

Dear god the game was funner and better then the original DKC but it holds no flame to DKC2 ( which was basically Killer Instincts twin ). I mean I could play this game happily just right now.

Interesting fact that all westerner games will run faster on JAP-NTSC SNES ( Super Famicom consoles ). Which makes this game a bit more challenging for players with westerner carts and an converter.
They released this, and DKC2 on the GBA with extra sound effects ( which is lame because it has the lame DKN64 font as well ).
Honestly this game is bad arsery as the enemies just look so fed up with you and are unhappy. But seriously the nicest things about DKC-1-2-3 is the transition of the appearance of the Kremlings and foes.

Take Krusha, who gets an major overhual in the second game. while he gets an super remix in this game.

Then their is the racing pipes and while the Maze or Kremling Isle is way more greater then this game will be, the game is dead crazy insane. You will be so happy no matter what.

However both DKC2 and DKC3 out does the original DKC game which leaves the original limping. However all three are better then every single DKC or DKN64 game or any other DK game to be released ever ever ever. Rare did thier homework back then unlike nowadays.

The original Rare team was an small bunch as well. No voice actors, or bs theater weirdos. Just programmers, artists, and musicians. The story was written between them or whoever made up that jibberish.

Re: Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest

RegalSin

Greatest game on the face of the planet that is not an RPG, or Comic Adventure. Even Gunstar Heroes ( Golden Silver )
..........holds no flame to this game.

I could listen to the music, look at the levels, and so forth all day long.

Re: Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze

RegalSin

Meh, the game is not bad, it is just that so much more could be done. You also need an really big display to enjoy this game, which is kinda sad.

Also I remember seals were also your friends from the original DKC2 game. When did they become your enemy??

The Youtube fanmade of frozen is probably the only thing that did this game justice. If somebody just made an "Frozen mod" it would have been much better.

"K.Rool and the Kremlings" now their is an game I could bite into

Re: Review: Donkey Kong 64 (Wii U eShop / Nintendo 64)

RegalSin

@rennandovale
You are right, I am pathetic for wanting this game for Christmas. I still can't believe I got that instead of the money paid for it. I could go back in time I would have stopped myself from getting this game.

DK64 marks the downfall of DK games, and anybody growing up with this game seriously is mistaken by it. For crying in the mud you never actually interact with the bosses at all.

The best boss in this game was probably the K-rool poster, which was just slapping the player in the face for buying this game at all.

I look at myself in the mirror and ask myself, why god, why or mysterious wonder, why did even want this.

Oh I remember? I though it was going to be like DKC2 or even DKC3. It was soooooo auwful folks. The story, the animations, and everything. Their is no saving grace for this game at all. Not the cut scenes, not the extra ending, nothing.

Their is no way outside of fandom, this game could be good. All we really got was an mermaid ( which they at Rare stuck on purposely ) and an Banana Peel Fairy. That is it. Oh did I forget to mention Candy Kong, which is probably the only other good thing to come out of this game.

It is not about my age at the time, I mean yes I was not five years old but seriously only an five year old with little or no knowledge of the original DKC-DKC2-DKC3 would think this game is anything but normal.

I mean I really tried to like it and all but Nintendo flopped up on this one. The game is so lame that it used the "Jackson Five" intro with an remix of rap music. It is not cool people, just not cool at all.

I tried so hard, to enjoy the game. I really did tried so hard but man oh man the daffy dooffiness of the game screams DK:Crystal Cocnuts television 3d CGI animation.

I mean poor Candy, got turned into whatever. Thank gosh Rare had the brass dogs to turn Candy into what she should have been. A girl.

Re: Reminder: Xenoblade Chronicles 3D Out Now for the New Nintendo 3DS XL in North America

RegalSin

This mecha series have been put through hell and back. Why torture people with this stuff anymore. I mean the PS2 games was horrible and the entire new series is riding off the PSX original. To make things worst 99% of the time you don't know what is going on, even if the gameplay is in english.
How do people play this game I do not know at all. I mean wow, just wow. I have played tons of Mecha RPG games but this is like wow. What keeps me or anybody going is the story and switching into the mechs.

Re: Demon's Crest

RegalSin

I Am not an yuppy trustfund baby or trustfund yuppie big kid

Anyways this was the game that was suppose to be made by Capcom on the GCN, but they made "Dead Pheonix" which never released

Re: Mother 3

RegalSin

Finished this without the translation a long time ago. Very sad game. Basically this game is suppose the be prequel to the first game. The story of NEC and his parents. The bottom line the real Mother 3, was never actually released at all.
Porky Ha ha, th th that's all folkss!!!!

I really enjoyed this game but I don't know how to rate them. All three games are great to play.

Personally I don't like to call discrimination but it makes no logically sense for this game to take place in the future when they curl up every single non-european culture into one ball and have them reduced to one woman. Seriously you have stereotypical African Aftican/Indian/Latin woman, living inside of an Native American ( Indian ) tent.
That makes no sense at all. Their is no signs of any other people like that in this game at all.

At least in M2 they had mister T, the Reggae man, and so many other "black" characters. This game just left an question mark in my head.

Re: Hardware Classics: Sega Dreamcast

RegalSin

The Dreamcast failed because SEGA had no games on the console and SONY had offered free Advertisement for all it's devers that had contracts. Also thinking about the actual games people wanted two things.
Metal Gear, and Final Fantasy types games. Which the Dreamcast had barely any of. You can still find the PSX filled with games like these that are playable then most consoles today. To make things worst every game on the Dreamcast worth owning is on the PSX and even N64. The Dreamcast does fail in one area and that is programming. While easier to program, many games did have programming errors that was never corrected at all, especially N64 conversions. Their is barely anything on the Dreamcast that is worth playing at all because it was all arcade and most of that is easy to run on computers.

Could the Dreamcast/Saturn/PCE come back. Yes, but why not? Because most consumers are penny pinching.

Also duh the reason why the PowerVR over took the early Navida is because NEC needed the business over the small American company. NEC was an computer maker but now they are not, and so forth. NEC was SEGA original rival opposite in Japan. NEC lasted until the arrival of the N64, Windows XP.

Dreamcast was an nice idea but seriously that was the last of real gaming we had. Then it was Final Fantasy clones, and Metal Gear clones, then it was movie games, and so forth.

Re: Donkey Kong Country

RegalSin

Great game, but again DKC2 totally wastes this and the third and all games after or before it. DKC2 is probably the best invention since life. I mean it was totally bad-arse which worked with RAREWARE making Killer Instinct. I could never play this game after playing two. Three was meh interesting but this game takes the cake.

Re: Donkey Kong

RegalSin

Great game, and it needs to be remade. I mean nothing is like this game at all. Especially the later levels. Too bad Nintendo wants to have an silly representation of it's videogames nowadays

Re: Review: Donkey Kong 64 (Wii U eShop / Nintendo 64)

RegalSin

This was an terrible game, when it was made, and dear god was not worth the EXPANSION PACK, that came with it. I could name billions of things wrong with this game.

Here we go again
1. The intro song mimics a great rap era song but is poorly used.
2. Every character was pugly designed not including Diddy and DK, and Candy.
3. The whole logic of this game reminds me of when "EarthWorm Jim 3d" was released. It was an horror show that was based off the cartoons, which this game was also based off.
4. They ruined everything from the original DKC games. This is why this is not called DKC4 ( which it should be called ). The game was terrible from start to finish.

6. If you even buy this with real or virtual money Wii points you are so sad. Seriously Rareware made some auwsome DKC games for the SNES, and
10...etc when Banjo-Kazooie was released they gaved us the leftovers of that game.

DKN64 is in a bad need of revamping. I am sorry it ruined the GBC release of the DKC and destroyed the auwsome image the entire series. DKC was great ( even the gaembody games ), before this piece of rubbish was released.

I was soo unhappy on Christmas day when this was released.

Re: Ubisoft Announcement Suggests More Child Of Light 'Universe' Games Are On the Way

RegalSin

That PS2 RPG.............remember that Japanese RPG game on the PS2, I forget it's name but basically this is what that is mimicing the idea of. More Photoshop looking garbage where you can't really see the character features at all.

No wait I am wrong, It is basically not that movie where the red haired girl, is an princess ( the movie with the mother is turned into an bear ) and could actually feel playable. Basically UBISOFT IS LOOKING FOR A QUICK BUCK.

Re: Review: Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures (Wii U eShop)

RegalSin

Meh it is so sad that somebody would make an videogame about themselves. Anyhows even Presedent Osamabama has an videogame as well. Called OWorld or something like that. Otherwise AVGN was great until I saw his wife and found out that the whole entire thing was one big AVGN fraud. I mean seriously.................you have people in real life mimicking this guy and the persona he puts on. This guy is just very low. Sad thing is that nobody has the yuppie trustfund baby money to do what he is doing at all. Soon we will have the pewdiepie and dem darn youngings will have this game along side cootie-pie game as well.

Re: Empty Slots on Super Smash Bros. Site Suggests More Upcoming DLC Characters

RegalSin

IT IS CALLED M.U.G.E.N. Electbyte. Dear god it is sooooo sad.....that people think they need Nintendo to play together or even to have an random universe of characters. Also....Bomberman is featured in two fighting games I believe. One for the N64/GCN??? with transformers as well. I mean seriously go and make your own MUGEN CHARACTER ALREADY

Re: Video: Donkey Kong 64 Tumbles Onto Wii U Virtual Console

RegalSin

DK64 was the worlds worst horrible nightmare of an N64 game, and dear god if any sad person would pay an dime for it. I paid $50 for that piece of rubbish. Rareware originally made Banjo-Kazooie to be the game systems DK but they decided to redo it completely. Poor Rareware, they were truly kings among kings and now they are not.

Re: Talking Point: Five New Year's Resolutions for Nintendo

RegalSin

Oh look it is creator of Mario with five European boys he helped corrupted.
Five things Nintendo could do.

1. Get rid of profile crap and just leave that to an credit card system. People can call themselves whatever.

2. Make an NES slot on top of the next system before porting to the craphone.

3. Make ten Wario games

4. Get Rare back under it's wing and forget about all the rubbish they made on Microsoft.

5. Fund those canceled three megaman games already for the Wii.

6. No more DLC. This is why the market is shrinking

Re: Review: Shantae And The Pirate's Curse (Wii U eShop)

RegalSin

The game was an decent and good series. I commend them for the work they have done. I haven't finished the original GBC game but it was actual a fun "Wonder Boy" type game. I do not care about if the game is in HD ( high amount of pixels like 640X480 but many more times more ). All I know is the game was fun to play.

However I am not an fan of Shantae and Risky Boots teaming up. It is ten times better then Crash and Cortex but still not an fan.

Re: Fake Commercial for 'The Nintendo App' Stirs Debate

RegalSin

If apple was to pay Nintendo, and SONY a billion gazillion trillion doctor evil dollars only then.

It is going to happen. You know why? Because of Facebook, places like IRC and Newsgroups are down. Crappy youtube virtually dominated P2P sharing which turn those into barren wastelands. Myspace made geocities and angel-fire shutdown.

Pretty much turned the internet into it's 1960's preview state. Everything on the internet cost money now. Because nobody is solving the problem and think internet money could buy an real-estate for life. The internet is dead and has been that way since 2008.

Slowly they are raising the fences and nobody is not doing anything about these things. It is going to happen. Your going to pay for an cable subscription and not own anything you purchase at all. Why? Because everybody is too cheap and they upload their purchase.

Re: Review: Quake II (Nintendo 64)

RegalSin

Every idiot liked Quake back then. I was not one of them. I mean it was an great game series. N64 did have many FPS games like "Eye of the beholder" and so forth. However the PSX had so much animated bliss on it. Of course thinking about this game; only people having any fun was the owners of the official quake.

This game was more or less an outlit for kids who had no internet connection at all. Never knew about Quake online and stuff like that. Sad in my opinion. Even DOOM was the rage.

Re: Review: Densha de Go! 64 (Nintendo 64)

RegalSin

You know what sucks the most? Their is an 400% chance of finding an better version of such simulator for the Windows or Mac but again it will be in Japan. I mean wow job training at an young age. Especially if the train conductor is passed out and the train is travelling at over 900mph. Also it involks people to ride the hyper speed babies ( which are over priced ).

Re: Review: Turok 2: Seeds of Evil (Nintendo 64)

RegalSin

It was an terrible game to play and if you really feel you could stand this thing along with the third game; then be my guess. There goes monster mommies va-ja-ja in your face. I mean this and Half-Life was that pugly. Even doom was more pleasant then this game. I really wish an person would come along and fan remake this entire series into an XXX-rated super 4KHD game for the PC. Seriously that blue chick should have been wetting herself from the looks of things. At least that is how I felt back then when I brought the game. Again fan-made XXX-rated remake.

Re: Review: Jet Force Gemini (Nintendo 64)

RegalSin

This game is both good and bad in so many ways. I considered it an RPG back then when I was craving RPG back then ( as we all were ). The game was a terrible buy at first. Because you could die so easily, the stupid teddies dying was awful enough to look at. Everything about this game made me yawn. Only later on I decided to go back and finish the game. I mean yes this game has great graphics, great bosses, and great mini-games. However otherwise like "Perfect Dark" used sooo many shaded graphics ( which was and still annoying if you were expecting ground breaking graphics in 2000 ).

To make things worst is finding out everything. I mean wow just wow I spent hours and hours to fight off ____Bugs ( which was the big secret ) that was not even any real _____. I mean those bugs was murdering the little bears before my innocent eyes.

Seriously I am glad they updated the characters from being kids to being responsible; young adults. It made more sense. However you can get the chibi shapes which is the closet thing to the original morphed characters.

Re: Video: Super Mario 64 Is Getting A Fan-Made HD Remake, And It Looks Gorgeous

RegalSin

Another fail. I am only saying this because I had this idea in mind. Considering the Mario NDS fan remake ( for PC ). I mean why???? Why not just do something different or newer or something unusual at all? Instead another Mario 64? I remember when we had the Zelda GB DX version out people was like. Was it an new game or not? It was not an new game but an enhancement. To make things worst Capcom rolled out this random GBC dual game. Enough of the remakes; just make something unique. Even on iphone they have people and their Mario clones selling.