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Re: Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Will Reveal Some Skin, Unsurprisingly

RadioHedgeFund

The only thing that bothered me about XC2 was how terrible the female characters were compared to the original. Pyra is almost a subordinate slave whereas Mythra is a petulant child. Their proportions then played off these sexist stereotypes.

Sharla and Meliá in the original are very strong, independent characters who are not defined by the men in their lives. You want to dress them in underwear or something tactical then it's entirely down to the player but you also crucially get to have Reyn show off his pecs for the whole game too. It has equality in the undressing.

Re: Best Nintendo Switch Single Player Games

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I wouldn't mind seeing a list of 'best portable games on the switch'.

I know thats a misnomer because every game on the console can be played portable but I want to see a list of the games built specifically for the format, with bite-sized chunks of gameplay.

What many gamers and sites will have glossed over is how well BOTW sits in this catagory. It doesn't have any tasks that take more than half an hour (bar maybe Eventide Island and the DLC) and yet you can lose yourself in the game for hours if you want to.

Its a fine balancing act few developers have mastered.

Re: Feature: Which Is The Absolute Best Nintendo Console Generation?

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Like it or not but it was the Wii. The console saved Nintendo from becoming dangerously irrelevant in an industry that needs them around. Within the first year we had a brand new Zelda, Mario and Metroid. The Virtual Console was brill.

Although Nintendo went a little too far towards the mass market circa 2008 they managed to pull things back towards 2010 with brand new instalments of GoldenEye, Sin and Punishment and the brilliant Wii Sports Resort whilst their rivals were trying to copy them.

In 2011 we got Skyward Sword, a brave attempt to do something different with the Zelda template. We also got Xenoblade and The Last Story, 2 of the greatest JRPGs ever made.

Re: Sonic The Hedgehog 2 Tracking Above Its Predecessor In Overseas Markets

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@Splodge It’s the first film in a long time where what happens in the third act actually met my expectations. I’m one of those “why didn’t the hero just do that?” people who spoils his own enjoyment of things far too often by overthinking.

As soon as Knuckles mentioned ‘whoever holds the Master Emerald gains godly powers’ or words to that effect it was fairly obvious where the film was going but I’ve been burned so many times it was so satisfying to see it actually happen.

Re: Dragalia Lost To End Service Later This Year

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4 years of plot and updates isn't too shabby. Its more than most console games get.

I think there is too much negative press surrounding the closure of service games. Even if you could keep playing them for decades at a time (Say Hi, Final Fantasy XI) the community often moves on leaving you with memories of the people you played with and a shell of a game.

I used to love playing Phantasy Star Online with the same group of people but aside from the game they were complete strangers and I'd never find them now. I have the memories and thats enough for me.

Re: "Naughty Strip 'Em Up" Waifu Discovered 2: Medieval Fantasy Scores A Physical Switch Release

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@Tobiaku Well a line has to be drawn somewhere. Maybe it’s about time we started encouraging people to go out and interact with real people instead of staying in with something like this.

Someone might come out with ‘well if gaming is an art form there are plenty of paintings of naked people’ and they would miss the point completely.

This isn’t a celebration of the female form, there are no dudes in it (I am sure there is a subset of gamers who would enjoy stripping the clothes off virtual guys) and, like most adult material of this nature it is quite clearly abusive.

Re: Feature: 5 Accessibility Features That Every Game Should Have

RadioHedgeFund

System level rebinds are a fudge. Sometimes you want different control options for different games and having to swap them over in the menu is a hassle.

The article is right: every game should have key rebinds on the same level as, say Fortnite. A control layout that works on one console doesn’t work on another. A good example of this is Final Fantasy XV which has important controls on R1 on the PS4 and this is an easy key to hit but an absolute pain in the ass on the Xbox One.

Re: Random: Build Your Own Nintendo DS With Joy-Cons And A Samsung Galaxy Z Flip

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I have a friend (we are both 40) who is well into this sort of thing. We were in the pub once and he pulls a silver toolbox-style case out of his bag and unfolded it. Inside was an LCD screen, QWERTY keyboard and a Raspberry Pi-powered emulator stacked with ROMs. Just to show off his nerd cred he went on to demonstrate how to play N64 Perfect Dark with a Wii Remote and Nunchuk!

Re: Talking Point: How Long Does Zelda: Breath Of The Wild Take To Beat, Really?

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I would argue that you never truly finish a good game. Instead you come back to it just to live in that world for a bit. Great gameplay mechanics on their own can be quite cathartic.

I must have finished Secret of Mana over a dozen times and yet I will happy just dally around the Ice Country or Upper Land just because I like the music and game mechanics.

BOTW has a wonderful roleplay aspect where you can move in to Hateno Village and just go out gathering resources for the village. In many ways it becomes a Hyrulian Animal Crossing!

The entire racing genre is based on the idea of chasing better lap times in a never ending cycle. I often boot up Forza Horizon 1 on the 360 just to have a drive around the map.

Re: You Likely Won't Be Able To Catch 'Em All In Pokémon Scarlet And Violet

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Why not just have a blank slate and come up with 150 new Pokémon and leave out all the old ones? This would require less balancing work and leave more time to work on battle animations. It would also put a stop to all ‘but you didn’t include my favourite’ whining from a minority of fans.

I thought all the new mon in S/S were really good but there were too many old faces for me to bother with them.

Re: Round Up: The Reviews Of Valve's Steam Deck Are In - What's It Like Compared To Switch?

RadioHedgeFund

There is a place in the market for both devices just as the Switch coexists with the PS5 and Xbox Series.

But let’s be real here: this thing is a behemoth and really just for playing games around the house.

Are you really going to get that thing out on the train or a flight? It does scream ‘nerd’ at the top of its lungs and whilst I’m not self conscious enough that it would bother me what other people think, the OLED Switch has a better screen and the ability to offer a stranger a controller to play a spot of Mario Kart which could lead who knows where.

Before I fell out with Nintendo for having such shoddy controllers and a save corruption bug in ACNH they still refuse to patch or refund me for many a family train journey was enlivened by 4 joycons and some Mario Party.

Re: Review: Assassin's Creed: The Ezio Collection - Ageing Classics And Glitches Galore

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Even with all the bells and whistles of Valhalla, AC2 is still the best in the series. One could argue that the combat has gotten more grindy as the games have gone on. The straightforward 'counter' mechanics from AC2 are brilliantly cinematic.

AC2 has just the right amount of open world nonsense in terms of the collectables and the assassin tombs are like well-designed Zelda shrines.

Re: Soapbox: Why Can't Nintendo Offer Both Virtual Console And Switch Online?

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For the exact same reason any extra Switch consoles you buy and log into so your kids can share your purchases has to connect to the internet to do a licence check before you can play a game.

Connect to the internet. On a portable console. Every. Single. Time.

Because it’s Nintendo. They’re like an abusive partner that we constantly convince ourselves loves us because the shiny things they give us paper over the cracks.

Re: Capcom Will Share More Street Fighter 6 News This Summer

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@HenHiro

1. The controls in Arcades were just d-pads with a huge stick on them. They have no analog functionality and do not drift, unlike every Joycon ever made.

2. Fighting games are a lot better with a d-pad than an analog stick. Its a lot easier to combo, double taps are fractionally quicker and you can react faster.

Re: Poll: Do You Have An Issue With Xenoblade Chronicles' Accents?

RadioHedgeFund

Fantasy in general has always had a relationship with medieval England: you don’t hear anybody speaking in an American accent in Lord of the Rings do you?

I actually found the accents directly improved my love for the original XC. At the time very few RPGs had a mix of British voices and so as a Saxon myself it was nice to hear.

I’ve sheas assumed America equates Fantasy to England because our country has 2000 years of history that is still visible all around us. People literally dig up old Roman coins in they gardens and the amount of churches and castles we still have surviving from the time of King Alfred is incredible.

Compare this to America where the majority of people are descended from colonists and therefore do not have links to the ancient cities of central and South America. Their own National history only stretches back 350 years.

Re: Switch Publisher RedDeer.Games "Enters The World Of NFTs"

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NFT games are a terrible idea because you cannot recode a token on the blockchain and the network itself is crap for actually storing data. This is why current NFT purchases amount to a link to a webpage with a piece of artwork (or whatever) on it. Of course if said link expires or some sod like me just makes a screenshot of said artwork your NFT link is worthless but I digress.

Thus if you tokenise a load of data and then discover a bug you cannot reopen the original tokens to fix them (non-fungible remember?) you have to make a load of new tokens with the bugs fixed. Owners of the original, bug-ridden tokens will either have to repurchase the bug-fixed tokens or be given the new ones for free and leave a footnote on their original tokens so they do not get resold as there are now 2 (or more) of their supposed 'collectable thing' floating around, one bug-ridden, one not.

Given the state of the current games industry and the day-one patches released for software do you really trust any company to release a game directly onto the blockchain completely bug and glitch-free? Creating some sort of backend blockchain where you can recode or recreate tokens completely defeats the point of using it in the first place and you're back to square one: the networks we have now where things can be changed at a moments notice.

Re: UK Charts: Pokemon Legends: Arceus Still On Top Despite Release Of Dying Light 2

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@Grumblevolcano Animal Crossing has always had this sort of gameplay though. If anything Nintendo deliberately launched it feature incomplete to both prevent cheating and to keep players coming back. City Folk has ongoing DLC updates.

For all its levels of customisation the core game I felt just wasn’t as good as New Leaf. The Amiibo update for that was a huge shot in the arm. That’s how you keep a game interesting over time.

Re: 5% Of Capcom Acquired By Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund

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This is precisely why Microsoft's acquisition of Activision can be seen as protectionist rather than capitalist.

MS won't stop releasing gam,es on PlayStation because they know that there is still money to be made there but equally Microsoft do not want some unknwon chinese company, a foreign power or a rival tech firm like Amazon or Google coming in sweeping things up.