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I think I’d actually prefer a kick in the nuts.

Trying to grasp even a basic understanding of cultist simulator. Wish me luck.

Free on Apple Arcade

Beginning of the end. I was an early adopter and the lack of enthusiasm google show for their OWN product is gobsmacking. I’ll never trust them again.

@Lordplops Times are tough and competition is tight so yes. Wait we ARE still discussing a new Switch right?

Give the existing user base must be approaching critical mass I’m hopeful this indicates a new hardware launch. I’d sell my body for a proper announcement on that.

For a game where you can basically beat it by spamming the splash dash I’m aghast at this constant adulation.

Anyone know if this is better than Gunlord X?

Anyone know how I add to that list of complaints?

Let’s make this as big as we possibly can.

Still no review?

Is it any good? How about a review?

How about an actual review?

Also is Epitaph any good?

Listening to chart music after indulging in synthwave is like getting out of a hot bath and stepping straight on to a Lego.

The music in this game needs to be experienced. It’s good enough to listen to on a standalone basis is and is available on Spotify. If you like synthwave, get on it.

Anyone know what the latest patch changed?

My copy has just updated.

For me the best old skool yet new gen shooter on the switch. Rolling gunner and many more offer great bullet hell madness but if you want that old school arcade feel with modern pixel graphics and awesome sound, this is well worth it.

I’m assuming this will be awful given the blatant attention grab last week. I’d put money on it.

That said, there seems to be a strong relationship with NL so I’m betting we won’t see a review for a while if it IS bad. I’m ready to stand corrected.

I’d love to have reason to vote for Double Dragon but here in the UK we STILL can’t play it.

Where the hell is it?!

Still not even in the coming soon section and no update, anywhere. Guess the UK doesn’t matter.

I hope the devs ARE reading this because this dedication should be supported and I can confirm it has just made them a sale. Just purchased both games, my Friday treat.

Rumours and attention seeking.

Stop fuelling this cr*p.

Still not available in UK. Surely your review should’ve touched on a UK release date.

Has anyone else noticed 99% of the coming soon section of the eshop right now is absolute shovelware pap? Hey Nintendo life, how about an article on the absolute state of the eshop? It’s long overdue comment...

The only thing persistent about this game on switch is the crashing after restart. I have to exit and reboot around half the time. Surprised this didn’t get a mention. Same on my friends switch too.

Controversy sells.

The eshop deluge of shovelware, limited filtering plus insane lag has finally seen me say good buy to anything but monitoring of new releases. Are Nintendo even aware of these issues? I don’t see any articles on this, ever.

Turned off by the art style but got it anyway based on reviews of the PC version... three hours later HOOKED!! I actually prefer this to slay the spire the gameplay loop is just genius!! Best game of its kind. Hands down.

@Shadowthrone yup, still waiting for that Wartile review...

Bought it on sale. The resolution in handheld is out of kilter with the screen itself so you play through this virtual mesh which means nothing is ever sharp. You can only see one of your characters arms etc unless revealed by animation when moving. It’s horrible.

Also there is a recurring glitch when jumping backwards underneath a platform which means you can slide right across the screen over and over again with your character frozen in mid fall pose.

Surprised the review doesn’t mention any of this. Avoid.

You review this but don’t review Star Renegades, Wartile and more that people would really like to know about. I just don’t get it.

Can anyone actually beat the final boss? I don’t even seem to be able to cause damage.

Only £4 right now. Got it tonight. Loving it.

Why aren’t you reviewing this? Massive Damage and Raw Fury are absolutely ripping of your fanbase right now. People need to know before they buy this terrible, shocking port of what is frustratingly a great game. Do your followers a favour and tell them about this before they buy.

Terrible crashing issues on switch. Is it just me?

Review please. I’m suffering terrible crashing issues. Need to know if it’s just me.

I'd've said puff piece but this ‘content’ is a little low energy for that. Come on NL, sort it out.

Yay! A years old mobile game with naff controls and a single aesthetic! Let’s write a fluff piece!

Jesus wept.

They do know Children of Morta exists right? 😅

“In game purchases” ≠ “free”

Who doesn’t enjoy a good bit of physical love.

Note to self: remember to yawn so simpletons “get you”.

<<insert staid orange man bad comment here>>

Releasing a major franchise which is a copy paste of an existing game with no graphical upgrade?

What an absolute insult to our loyalty. Hard pass.

No Extreme-G or Blast Corps?! It’s enough to make you chew your own foot off (>_<)!!!

GAMECUBE LIST PLEASE

I hate unnecessary borders. Immediately rules it out for me. Doesn’t look good and just limits the playing area. Why?!

Joy Con: Winner of Honest Product Name of the Year 2017-2020.

Sod it, might sue then myself just for sh*ts and giggles. Make ‘em squirm.

@Yanina They’re playing the finest game of all.

6 times, each time fixed by Nintendo without hesitation... clear admission of guilt right there.