Comments 491

Re: Review: The Fall (Wii U eShop)

NodesforNoids

Reading this again, I know EXACTLY what Mr. Shapiro was expecting, a hint given away by the 'author info' beneath his picture.
No, Jake. This isn't Metroid.
With its same song enemies, over sexualized lead character, atypical, virtually unchanging gameplay, terrible storyline and virtual non-existance (at present), I'm actually glad it's not Metroid. Because, to be blunt, Metroid might as well be dead. There have been 3 (3!) remakes of the first Metroid: Super Metroid, Zero Mission and Other: M. And it's not like the first Metroid Prime didn't play like a remake either.
Nintendo needs to tear the series to the ground. It's so stale, it might as well die with the Wii.

Re: Review: The Fall (Wii U eShop)

NodesforNoids

It's actually really funny to me, as this game's voice acting is seen as a 'major flaw' or 'stumbling block' but on a multitude of other websites, the voice acting was actually praised.
I find the game would lack alot of emotion without the voice work and to be frank, Nintendo gamers are the last people to be selective about voice work.
Silent protagonists and unlistenable anime style dubs? Versus competent voice acting?
It's like Metroid meets Bioshock in a point and click, slowed down interface.
The reviewer must have tried speed running the game, as I found everything necessary to be easily accessible and the controls nuanced and well integrated.

Re: Activision Is Bringing The Dulcet Tones Of The Voice To Wii U Next Month

NodesforNoids

3rd parties don't support the Wii U with dumbed down ports the way they did with the Wii because they waited 6 years for a more capable system, and Nintendo gave them 2008, not 2012.
I LIKE my Wii U, but I've also purchased a dozen Wii games, an Xbox (the first one, yes), a PSP, a DS and a couple board / dice games too. Because while I LIKE my Wii U, I don't love it. Many games I enjoy playing, even alot of the genres I enjoy are noticeably missing.
Where is one decent RPG that isn't on the VC? Oh, the Wii. Ok. (let's get a PSP)
Where is one decent hack 'n slash with a story? Oh, not here. (let's get an Xbox)
2D / 3D Mario, Pikmin, DK. Where are the unique Nintendo experiences, unique to this system? Games like Luigi's Mansion, a Boy and His Blob, Metroid Prime or Super Mario Galaxy? Not here. Not surprising. (let's get a DS)
And let's start forgetting that this system exists and move on.
Nintendo lost it's touch and soon, they'll lose their reputation.

Re: Activision Is Bringing The Dulcet Tones Of The Voice To Wii U Next Month

NodesforNoids

Oh and Korra? How could I forget?
A game made by Platinum. Now, why would they not want to put Korra on the Wii U..?
Oh yeah. That's right.
Because their last Wii U game, the Wonderful 101 FAILED. It flopped miserably.
And Platinum basically wasted all that time so that, what, 30, 40 thousand rabid Nintendo fans could complain about it?
Let's face it: unless Bayonetta 2 sells over a million, Platinum isn't going to waste another day with 2nd rate Nintendo hardware.

Re: Activision Is Bringing The Dulcet Tones Of The Voice To Wii U Next Month

NodesforNoids

Here's the funny thing though: in North America, this show gets HUGE ratings. People seem to love it. By making a proper game for it, it could sell and play well (even if it is just a glorified karaoke machine).
Call of Duty tried, twice, and failed.
Destiny is an always online FPS.
Honestly, why should Activision put these games on the Wii U?
To waste money?
MK8 sold well, true. Super Mario 3D World sold well, true. DK: Tropical Freeze didn't really do much.
And that's about all Nintendo's done here.
MAYBE, just MAYBE Bayo 2 and Hyrule Warriors could have done a bit more, but none of those games draws die hard COD / Destiny style players to the Wii U.
Maybe next year, if all these games manage to sell 4 or 5 million more systems, but I'm not holding my breath.
Activision has no legitimate reason to support this console after attempting and failing with their best selling franchise.

Re: Feature: We Put Bayonetta 2's Nintendo Outfits to the Test

NodesforNoids

Ironic to me, gamers equate 'real world' simulation, like that of Grand Theft Auto, to illustrate the prospect of maturity and adulthood. And yet, they succeed only in creating escapism in weak minded individuals, unwilling to risk their comforts to attain the lifestyles they desire.
Ironic, in the sense that a game like Bayonetta can touch on violence, nudity and abject sexuality and still be chided by 'well-meaning fans' who seem to have nothing better to do than protest the views of a group of individuals. Even if those views are parodies of themselves and of a larger issue overall.
How amusing that this website should hide it's pretension and apprehension towards this title by focusing on the stifling familiarity Nintendo has painted themselves into.
Pandering to a 'jaded' fanbase and single minded audience that hasn't experienced enough to appreciate growth or their own emaciated world view.
Ironic that a billion dollar industry breeds and excels in hypersexuality and yet is terrified of sex.
Emulating reality is a waste, a virginal endeavour for those too terrified to truly live life.

Re: Gallery: It's OK, We Want Each And Every One Of These Gorgeous New 3DS Cover Plates Too

NodesforNoids

@rjejr
It's funny you mention that Zelda case.
'hides charging port', 'poor print quality', 'increased weight', 'poor build quality' are just a few of the complaints.
It bulks the system up more than not having it and hides a key feature.
These faceplates, though junk, add nothing as far as weight, width or depth. They're only on the New model because Nintendo only recently started listening to their fans' desire for custom features.
Nintendo is likely getting sick of all the different editions of 3DS they've made and want to try something simpler.

Re: Gallery: It's OK, We Want Each And Every One Of These Gorgeous New 3DS Cover Plates Too

NodesforNoids

And here we have Nintendo's attempt at cell phone covers.
And hey, what do you know, they look just as cheaply made.
Nintendo sure does have fun ways of taking gaming out of gaming and putting it on useless junk like this.
As a Wii U owner.. I hope Nintendo folds without putting out another Mario, Zelda, Metroid, DK, Kirby or Star Fox.
Let the best of the bunch form studios of their own, make games on capable platforms and leave this stupidity behind.

Re: Nintendo Confirms Details of Its Super Smashing eShop Sale

NodesforNoids

Here's something INSANE: you know how Amazon has Amiibo up for preorder? Well, I'm not sure what it's like in other countries, but the top 12 on Amazon.ca's Best Sellers list are all 12 Amiibo figures.
Every. Single. One.
Honestly, it could be what turns the Wii U around and shoots the 3DS / 2DS into the stratusphere.

Re: You Can Dress Up As Fox McCloud Thanks To Bayonetta 2's Star Fox Costume

NodesforNoids

Nintendo..? These costume ideas SCREAM Kamiya. I mean, here's a guy who made a game out of dozens of normal people, becoming fairly ridiculous superheroes, to literally band together, form shapes and giant items, to repel a strange alien invasion.
The guy likes Nintendo and wants to give anyone who buys his game something quirky that they COULD use, it's not a requirement.
And yes, it is over the top and rather insane / quirky. It's about a witch that forms weapons and summons various creations using her hair. And she gets progressively more exposed as her attacks become stronger.

Re: Nintendo Confirms Details of Its Super Smashing eShop Sale

NodesforNoids

Some gamers may think this isn't a great sale, but when are you going to get Nintendo's first party titles for 20-30$ off, outside of a greatest hits collection?
Good time to pick up Super Mario 3D World, for all those who haven't yet.
I like the spectrum of games.
Here's hoping for Sonic: the Lost World (personally) and Wind Waker HD (for those who haven't picked it up yet).

Re: Yokai Watch 2 Finally Stripped of its Top Position – 3DS & Wii U Sales Steady

NodesforNoids

People say the Wii U has a bad name.
I don't associate Hyrule with the Legend of Zelda. I associate Link, Zelda or Ganon with the Legend of Zelda.
Zelda Warriors might have been a better choice.
They didn't call it Pirate Warriors.
They called it One Piece: Pirate Warriors.
Nintendo failed Koei Tecmo with their 'canon' bs. If it was canon, it would have been The Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Warriors.
It's idiotic to assume ANYONE would buy any old Warriors title with DW8: Empires announced.
If Nintendo is panicking, they should have thought twice about that name.
In both cases.

Re: Yokai Watch 2 Finally Stripped of its Top Position – 3DS & Wii U Sales Steady

NodesforNoids

As an aside, the Wii U has sold, what, 2 million systems in Japan? So 4.5% of all Wii U owners have purchased Hyrule Warriors. Remember Tomb Raider selling 8 million copies? On 150 million systems (I'm sure the TR sales were lower and the system sales higher, but whatever). Which means that.. oh my. 6% of Tomb Raider's prospective audience purchased that game. Worldwide. Over like, 3 months. In 3 weeks, Hyrule Warriors has sold 90k copies. It seems like the 'fail' diagnosis is a bit misinformed.

Re: Yokai Watch 2 Finally Stripped of its Top Position – 3DS & Wii U Sales Steady

NodesforNoids

Notably, while Yokai Watch 2 is months old now, it sold nearly 70k copies while it was beaten for top spot by 2 brand new games, the top game being a PS3 (not PS4) title and still sold less than 100k copies.
YW2 stands as the best selling retail title in Japan for the 2014 calendar and though the Wii U and Hyrule Warriors continue to slide, the 3DS LL has found success on the market again this week.
Leading all hardware sales by a significant margin, Nintendo's most recent announcement doesn't seem to have slowed current models' momentum much.

Re: Dahku Creations Announces Departure From Game Development

NodesforNoids

@noctowl
If you read more than the first line of post, you'd realize the idiocy of your response. They released the game on eShop, after realizing the kinds of experiences most iOS games strive to provide. The shot is obviously at the Letter, offering nothing for 50 cents then promising to 'patch' the game, as if it could be fixed with a patch.
Before Chubbins and Soon Shine, we had games like Nano Assault Neo, Little Inferno, Mighty Switch Force HD, Ducktales, and Trine 2. Dahku was trying to provide a quality experience for less money, while not churning out free crap and selling it at big gains. I don't know alot of people that hated, disliked or straight up regretted Chubbins or Soon Shine the way they felt about stuff like Gaiabreaker and the Letter. There's tons of fundamentally broken trash on the eShop. I don't think either one of Dahku's games fall into that category.

Re: Dahku Creations Announces Departure From Game Development

NodesforNoids

The Letter. It's the 49 cent 'experience' that has actually sold well enough to fund other, possibly worse, titles by a developer who genuinely thought what he created was a 'full game'.
If I were Slender Man's creator, I'd have been extremely embarassed by any comparisons made towards his game.
I never played either or Dahku's games. And I don't feel that bad about it. Sometimes, it just doesn't come together. Sierra, makers of the King's Quest series, has gone under. THQ. And let's not forget the buyouts and conglomerates to save floundering companies. Sega and Atlus, Bandai and Namco, Koei and Tecmo, Square and Enix, Square Enix and Crystal Dynamics. It's a fact of business: not every competitor will survive.
Video games, now a billion dollar industry, is even more cut throat than before.
If there are enough stupid gamers out there to support garbage like the Letter, it's on those gamers' hands that the blood should fall.

Re: Bayonetta 2 has North American Release Date Confirmed

NodesforNoids

My previous statement is a bright light on Nintendo and (ultimately) the changing nature of gaming.
Nintendo creates fantasy titles with little to no voice acting.
Aside from a handful of offerings, Nintendo's first party catalogue is one of universal appeal, without need for local slang or inside humor.
There is no grand scheme, no overarching plot.
Each title is a seperate entity whose main objective is to provide stand alone fun. Fun challenges ideas, whether it concerns, controls, visuals, aural interaction or involvement.
Each unique individual has their own perceptions and ideals.
The goal is to be accommodating yet uncompromising.
While more and more companies push the Last of Us, Skyrim and DmC style experience, that is story woven into play, play incorporating entertainment, entertainment pushing sensory stimulatiob, Nintendo still attempts to engross without the cinematic extravagance.
Electronic Arts (I hate beating a dead horse, but still) is fully encapsulated in the 'new movement'. Dead Space has a movie. Dragon Age has a movie. Dante's Inferno has a movie. EA, for better or for worse, wants games to have a voice and not just a subliminal 'voice' but a voice that enunciates, punctuating each moment with a memorable, watercooler event.
The spectacle is more important than the quality or the quantity.
They do it with the movies.
They do it with all the special editions.
They do it by recycling resources.
They do it by jumping on trends and monopolizing an otherwise open market..
And they do it by eliminating retail and ownership and replacing them with subscription services, services that are entirely dependent on EA's mood, financial standing and licensing contracts.
And others are wanting to do the same.
Why isn't EA supporting the Wii U? Talk install base all you want, EA never truly supported the Wii U because they realized Nintendo wasn't going to head down the same path. Ever.
Microsoft, believing the XB1 is failing / a failure, isn't above jumping into bed with money. Even if they lose their fans' respect and their exclusive games abandon them.
Like DoA 3, DR3 and Rare, Microsoft is EXACTLY like EA, they just make the crap the games play on.

Re: Bayonetta 2 has North American Release Date Confirmed

NodesforNoids

It's kind of funny that European gamers are complaining about the release dates. It honestly seems that most Wii U gamers come out earlier in in European countries.
One game, a 'mature' title, gets an earlier NA release and it's a full out march on Nintendo HQ.
From what I've read, the German ratings board is almost as restrictive, going so far as to prohibit advertising or even display of certain 'inappropriate' titles, relegating them to 'unless you ask, we don't carry them'.
Bayonetta 1 wasn't exactly the tamest game and the sequel likely has to jump through just as many hoops to avoid certain, unwanted designations.
Until those hoops are passed, the game won't get printed which means it can't ship or be sold on the eShop.
It's insane that a game could release faster than it does in NA, which suggests to me that those games were submitted much earlier to those ratings boards. The only delay we Canadian gamers have seen (in comparison to our stateside neighbours) is licensing.
Like iTunes, it seems many companies aren't applying for license in Canada, which can only be indie games with voice acting or alot of text.
Paying for the French dub / sub option is often not included in smaller studios' budgets, hence no European release and no Canadian release either.
It's unfortunate, but I wouldn't be shocked to see the Fall and other similar titles delayed several months beyond their NA dates.

Re: Nintendo Download: 4th September (Europe)

NodesforNoids

Cubemen 2, you say? I think I'll wait till next week and get Teslagrad and stick with Capcom's rather wonderful Gargoyle 2. I'm waiting patiently for Tengami (seems it's rated and ready to go) and Demon's Crest.
Hyrule Warriors seems like a November purchase to me, wanting to have money for eShop games and the high end Capcom / Konami VC titles.
October is Bayonetta time.

Re: Nintendo Download: 4th September (Europe)

NodesforNoids

I'm surprised that, after almost a year, Wind Waker HD hasn't been reduced by at least 10$. I know it debuted at 50$ over here, I guess I'm just surprised a ten year old upmake is still pushing 50-60$.
By the end of the year, I'd imagine the Last of Us Remastered is going to be 35-45$, or roughly half the price of a new PS4 title.

Re: The Letter Plummets to a New Low With eShop Discount

NodesforNoids

Unfortunately, those Miiverse gamers look at a game, like MK8 at 65$, and justify the Letter for being 130x cheaper (or 33x cheaper, seeing as many of them purchased it at 2$).
The Letter isn't a fraction of a percentage of a MK8, Rayman Legends or DKC. It isn't worth the handful of hours it took to program it. It isn't worth the time it takes to download. It isn't worth going through the steps to download it. It isn't worth the space on the Wii U's HDD.
I've wished the dev good luck fixing it, because 'I don't think you can or will'.

Re: The Letter Plummets to a New Low With eShop Discount

NodesforNoids

Not even worth 50 cents. I'd have to be paid to play this for myself.
Treefall's dev has found the stupidest gamers on Miiverse and he's milking his fame for another 'game'.
Which is idiocy: the Letter is as bad as it is due to a failed Kickstarter. But really, looking at the Maze.. would a successful Kickstarter have helped? His engine, art, assets, controls, story, music and gameplay aren't even subpar, they are insults to the technological progression and the advancement of the games industry over these last 25 years.

Re: Nintendo of America Confirms Wii U Virtual Console Titles For Next Two Weeks

NodesforNoids

3 PS1 games have been released in the last 8-12 weeks, and Sony still doesn't have alot of good games available.
Brave Fencer Musashi, Mega Man Legends 1 and 2, Einhander, SaGa Frontier, Rival Schools: UBF and Soul Edge are CLASSIC PS One classics that Sony virtually abandoned, as far as western gamers are concerned.
Nintendo releases 3 VC titles, with 5 more on the way (at the least) and it's 'Nintendo sucks'.
Could it be better? Yes. Does Nintendo not want to pay thousands to port 5-8 games weekly and risk first party titles cannibalizing the 3rd party sales? I wouldn't want to.
Frankly, it's stupid to even think that having a hundred or so additional VC titles would sell systems.
And frankly, right now, Nintendo doesn't care for anything else.

Re: SNES Classic Cybernator Is Suiting Up For An Assault On The Wii U Virtual Console Tomorrow

NodesforNoids

Still gonna be a MM game come out, which is why MK came out. This way, Nintendo's hoping MK can grab some of the MK8 hype, without cannibalizing the other two games' sales.
With no retail releases and a bunch of indie delays, this is the perfect time for a host of new and exciting VC content!
Cybernator being my pick of the litter, but I'm sure any one of them is well worth the cost.

Re: Nintendo Hardware and Exclusives Hold Firm at Top of Japanese Charts

NodesforNoids

@Peach64
Though I agree completely, Wii U (and MK8) are making the PS4 look.. About how it SHOULD look everywhere.
After all the criticism regarding Darksiders 2 (dark Zelda), Arkham City (GOTY), NG3 (the markedly improved Razor's Edge) and ME3 (GOTY) being at launch, the hypocrisy is running high.
Master Chief Collection, Rayman Legends, Tomb Raider: DE, FIFA: WC, The Last of Us Remastered and (inevitably) GTAV.
Lots of NEW and UNIQUE games, for sure.
Japan sees it.
Doesn't seem like anyone else does.
I guess they're too busy filming themselves playing Resogun nude.

Re: Capcom Is Remastering The GameCube Resident Evil, But It's Not Coming To Wii U

NodesforNoids

Oh, but here's the thing, without a Nintendo system for release, this DOES NOT count as Nintendo news.
The Wii U is a piece of steaming garbage, we know.
Capcom makes RE, we know.
The last time this game was released, it was on the GC, we know.
You do know, the game originally came out for the PS1 and the Saturn, right?
And for years, every single RE game was released on EVERY platform.
It was all on the Dreamcast!
Who cares if it's not coming to a Nintendo system?
Is this site now GameLife?
Most flamebait worthy article of the day.

Re: Capcom Is Remastering The GameCube Resident Evil, But It's Not Coming To Wii U

NodesforNoids

Resident Evil.
Resident Evil: Director's Cut.
Resident Evil (Gamecube).
Resident Evil (PS3, PS4, XBOX One, XBOX 360).
Let's not for get the light gun games based off of this part of the RE series.
Or the fact that RE 1 was such a terrible game (The original? Horrible.) they needed to realease 3 versions to make it playable.
They'll change things and current RE tells you.. it's gonna suck.