Kameken

Most competent modern Gamefreak programming

Splatoon and selling what should be free updates, name a more iconic duo

Insert score only from 7-9

Triple A game review done

An actual fighter still would've been ideal, but Shantae having more than just a shoehorned .png in Smash is still great.

Feels like cheating to use either, but I'll probably get them just cause they look neat.

Literally the only one I wanted was Whiplash, come on.

Aw man they're doing it worst to best, aren't they? See you in 2024 for Mipha.

Scalpers aren't people.

Literally never

@DoctorYoghurt Dark Souls IIII

Quite literally Bayo 3 never.

We'd know by now if it were going to come out in 2021.

Just pretend you're fixing bugs for the PC version, then release it more broken, like you did with Iceborne.

@Tourtus None of that is new information. Anyone who parroted those excuses did so knowing they were lies even before the games came out.

Pay < 20% less for something that doesn't work? Neat.

Still not a fan of the flagship just being a repainted Vajra.

@HotGoomba No, if you like him that's a good thing.

I just don't.

@SalvorHardin For real, that was sad.

I didn't like Terry or Byleth at all, but at least he seemed happy about them.

Yo that entire trailer was showing off how little personality and flavor he has as a character.

It was noble of Gamefreak to add those pokemon back in that they "Couldn't possibly add to the game" and "removed for balance purposes, we swear".

I can't wait for them to throw Mipha into the background so they can push the boring Link/Zelda more.

The Nintendo/Scalper alliance holds strong once again.

You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:

Gaunter O'Dimm

Croc and ball torture

My brain in a jar in 3015 telling my great great great great great great great great grandkids how cool Prime 4's gonna be

I look forward to fans defending the next games, where literally only charizard and pikachu are usable.

"It's pokemon, so it's still fun!"

A video game would've been the perfect opportunity to retcon that garbage ending.

Bayonnaise 3 is never coming out

Dancing crabs

Exciting literally no one.

I have very mixed feelings about this.

When you have no defense left for Game Freaks lies so you just find someone slightly dumber than you to target to make the other side look bad.

Pros: It's a Pokemon game, it plays like a Pokemon game except a bunch of cut stuff

Cons: The other stuff

9/10, it has a little something for everyone.

They can literally be just as "toxic" as the people against them, and people will still praise them. Garbage.

"WHO WILL THINK OF THE CORPORATION?!"

Pathetic.

I'd want to keep all this garbage a secret as well.

Here's a spoiler-free spoiler:

Think Thanos but worse

"Even for Pokémon Sun and Moon, it was quite a difficult situation (to make it possible to bring every Pokémon into the game)."

Stay tuned for them unironically claiming they had to remake all the models from X and Y for that, too.

Well no, but actually no.

Will it happen? Smart money says no.

Should it? Absolutely. No indie character comes close to deserving it as much, even Shovel Knight.

"No one will miss half the pokedex!"

Big no.

You're actually stupid if you think there'll be decent balancing or animation changes because of this lazy garbage.

@Reigestugatensho Easy? No. 100% doable with the near unlimited funds the franchise draws in? Yes. Necessary for a franchise about collecting? Objectively.

Literally there is no way to possibly justify the decision to say "Nah screw the entire point of the games, it's too hard."

This is going to actually kill the franchise.

I look forward to playing it in 2023

This is legitimately not acceptable in any way.

Oh, don't worry, guys, they just announced the good one.

Unironically anime sword boy #907

Oh and he is 90% just Link.

Well no, but actually no.

Hey, that looks pretty bad!

Good, another game series that's going to be turned into a zombie, soullessly shuffling about as people who don't know about or like it are forced to play with its corpse to squeeze the last few dollars out of the good will of its fans.