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Re: Nvidia Employee Comment Confirms Chip Rumoured To Be Used In 'Switch Pro' Is Real

pilonium64

@OrtadragoonX
The gimped tablet is an abomination.it can run barely indie crap, no third party ports of major series and the nintendrones are happy when they get 720p@30FPS, if not below, in 2022... If you remove mario, splatoon and Zelda, absolutely nothing decent remains. everything else is remastered, indies and 3rd ports released years ago on other systems while running better.
As I already mentioned, FIFA legacy, "Cloud Edition" of RE or Kingdom Hearts are the perfect demonstration of why everything is wrong with the switch hardware design.
BOTW is one of the greatest open world game ever released, but unfortunately completely crippled by the weak tablet while the WiiU version run in full 60FPS, HDR and 4k on opensource emu.
I wish they release two seperate systems. one tablet for the hipsters, an one standard console without all the useless gimmicks, like Sony did back in the days with the PSVita TV. Lets pray the new Tegra SoC will bring 60FPS@1080p, which is the bare minimum.

Re: Review: NBA 2K23 - Michael Jordan Challenge Is A Slam Dunk In Another Solid Switch Port

pilonium64

>Because I know when someone does that it's to hide the fact >they're insecure seeing others enjoy a particular thing.

LOL. I do not care what the Wii FIT fanbase enjoys or not. They are completely irrelevant when it comes to gaming.
But I will be honest, I'm frustrated on how weak the switch is and how gimped everything is on nintendo consoles for 3 generations in a row. input lag, low framerate, PS3 quality ports, and I will not talk about the terrible reliability in comparison of the N64 or the SNES. I will go back now clearing BOTW in 4k on my PC and my SNES games on my Analogue SuperNT

Re: Review: NBA 2K23 - Michael Jordan Challenge Is A Slam Dunk In Another Solid Switch Port

pilonium64

@JaxonH
>We've got the greatest console of all time
it sells well so it must be cool. greatest console for nintendo executives. Sure. minimum investment, maximum profit. 1 Zelda and 2 Marioes in 5 years, everything else is dogshit indie, crippled 3rd party ports or stuff released years ago elsewhere in a better shape, as already mentioned. Even the failed Wii U got Tekken and Yakuza.What did we got on switch outside of the first party games ? some nice squenix RPGs. all released on PC and running butter smooth on a cheapo laptop, unlike the gimped tablet.
Greatest consoles were the Neogeo for the arcade perfect experience or the SNES, the Dreamcast, the PS2/PS3 and their the truck load of fantastic first party and 3rd party games.

Re: Virtua Racing-Inspired 'Formula Retro Racing World Tour' Speeds Onto Switch

pilonium64

@sword_9mm
First party Games on the Switch are great, everything else are useless indie games released years ago on PC or terribly crippled ports. It is almost unbelievable we still have to worry if games will run @ 60 fps in 2022. All games should run @60 & 1080p. I really hope nintendo will release something a bit more decent than their gimped tablet and stop the gimmicks. They have no excuse.

Re: Surprise! Fitness Boxing Fist Of The North Star Has Been Announced For Switch

pilonium64

@Sora181
>It's a Yakuza game. Those ran on the Wii U at 60fps
They better do.lol. The Wii U versions were Yakuza 1 and Yakuza 2, upscaled version from the PS2 with almost 0 graphic improvement.
Yakuza 0, Kiwami 1, 3, 4, 5 Remaster could maybe
run on the swich @ 30 fps as they just are upscaled PS3 games.

>None of the Yakuza games are that intensive outside of the Judgement games.
And Kiwami 2 ? Yakuza 6 ? 7...?
You don't know what you are talking about or you should stop smoking nintendium.

Re: Evercade EXP Handheld Will Come Bundled With 18 Classic Capcom Titles

pilonium64

@KoopaTheGamer
cart or not, still riddled with input lag, therefore, completely pointless.
And since the said carts are just flashcards stuffed with rom dumps with a nice sticker, they have 0 value in a coomlector point of view. Zoomers and hipsters are glad to pay as long they get a new trendy retrogaming gadget, they don't care about authenticity. Most were not even born when these games got released.

Re: Evercade EXP Handheld Will Come Bundled With 18 Classic Capcom Titles

pilonium64

How many of these pointless emulation craps, riddled with input lag, do they plan to release ?
You either get a MiSTer, the original PCB if you want proper game-play or you just emulate with retroarch on your phone or your pc or your Switch or whatever is convenient to you if you dont care about inputlag. Maybe difficult for normie zoomers and hipster imbeciles to figure this out.

Re: Former Joy-Con Drift Repairs Supervisor Says Work Volume Was "Very Stressful"

pilonium64

Nintendo went the cheap route with the joycon analogue controller.
The positive thing, is you can literally buy a set of 4 for 10$ on Amazon and replace them by yourself. They are identical to the genuine controllers and even better as they do not produce the annoying spring noise. I replaced the left one on a brand new switch lite because of that insufferable spring defect.

Re: Video Game History Foundation Calls Out Nintendo's "Destructive" 3DS & Wii U eShop Closure

pilonium64

@GameManAdvance
Stop Venerating these crooks and giving them excuses.
Then they should provide a way to download and backup these games so I m able to continue to play with them.
They created an emulator in the SNES/NES Classic, nothing stop them to provide their own emulators and roms download.
GOG.com sell and provide download option for thousand of indies and AAA oldies and they do it without any DRM. You paid your game, you keep it, even if the site goes down. simple as that. no DRM bs.
f*ck nintendo.

Re: Video Game History Foundation Calls Out Nintendo's "Destructive" 3DS & Wii U eShop Closure

pilonium64

@GameManAdvance
Normies are part of the problem by accepting these anti-consumer practices. happy to purchase the Super Mario Bros 1 or Zelda 1 with each generation of console ? Fine. Cannot fix consumerism degeneracy.
But If I pay for something, I m entitled to do whatever I want with it and only I decide when I m done with it.
I have hundred of NES and SNES carts working perfectly and they will outlast me. If I want to play them in 20 years, I can, even if they go out of business.

Regardless these games are available for sale or not, we are not supposed to play these games roms with open sources emulators. downloading these roms is illegal. Rom sites owners got their live destroyed by Nintendo copyright strikes.Nintendo are demons.