Let me also establish that you can't just ignore the story and characters because there's no skip button. Technically there is one...after you complete the game once. But why would you even want to play that game twice lol.
@rjejr Um, just take into consideration that some people actually liked games like Sonic Boom.
@Trinexx The story is horrible (this includes plot and characters for the record, one of the plot threads isn't even completed...it's abandoned halfway through the game), the controls are really bad, it's ridiculously linear, there are sections of the game where you have to look for a very specific section (cough pixel cough) and you CANNOT move on until you find the little pixel, the art style looks cartoony as hell in comparison to Metroid Prime's...oh, and it retconned most of the things the Prime series established. There's also some minor details like Samus' armor being changed for no reason (her canon looking like a peashooter), how the gravity suit was replaced with a little glow because Sakamoto doesn't like the power suit in purple...and Samus was shrinked (being freaking amazonian before), also for no reason, and apparently she grows a few inches when she puts on her power suit and only when doing so.
And yes, it gave Samus some emotion. One, to be more specific: Whiny crybaby. I don't know why the woman that gave the Metroid hatchling away with a handshake and a "just doing my job, sir" like an hour after obtaining the damn thing would be like "AAAAH NOOO MY BABY I HAVE PTSD ;_;" in this game, let's not mention how she freaks out at the sight of the archnemesis she's killed about 4 times by then or how she follows Adam like a lap dog, being forced to run through a lava room WITHOUT her varia suit only for Adam to be like "oh by the way samus you can activate your varia suit now" right after finishing that section. Also how Adam just shoots her, leaving her exposed to a bunch of obviously dangerous metroid, just because he needed (not really) to sacrify himself to save the ship and...he didn't want Samus to interfere? I don't spaghetti know. How did that even affect her, with her chozo dna and training in zebes she doesn't even need her power suit to resist that. But oh well, Samus is a weak japanese blonde lady here so I guess it makes sense.
I have no idea why anyone would consider this a good game (inb4 opinions)
To give you a better idea of how outrageous the names are: Translating Mamoru Endou/h's name as "Mark Evans" is like naming Goku "Dennis Orange" outside of japan...
I really hate the english names...it's set in JAPAN for pete's sake! (not to mention they are ******* stupid. "Mark Evans"? "Jack Blaze"?). If Ninty's planning on capitalize on the series' success in south america, they failed horribly...but I'm guessing they're not...which is even stupider.
Honestly, I can see Nintendo's next console being similar to this. It'll be a portable console with a HDMI out port of something, meaning you'll be able to see the game on your TV if you desire...
@antipop621 If we're going to have Nintendo comics, then they need to be published by IDW, Image or Dark Horse. They're way more talented than Archie.
Hmm, maybe this is the perfect time to make a Mario movie, Nintendo! CGI, of course. You have ton of talented writers working on Intelligent System and Alpha Dream ;]
I played this game yesterday and...damn, it's bad. Like, really bad. Mario's jump is imprecise and slippery, not to mention you can only see like half of what you could see in the NES version...
At least it's free?
I never really liked this game all that much, but I certainly like it more than Super Mario World. I can't stand the NES version, though. All-Stars version is where it's at.
"However, Alien: Isolation is shaping up to be something else entirely, and we personally think it's a real shame that Wii U owners won't be joining the party."
Yeah, just like Aliens CM was shaping up to be one of the best Wii U third party games of 2013.
I dunno, I'm sure ALBW is a fantastic game, but the only reason it fit Zelda was because...it was Zelda. I want completely new experiences from Metroid and Star Fox. Mainly because it's been years since we last got a M/SF game,,,
What's this? A football game being released in NA? it's the end of the world! Heey Nintendo, how about you do what EA's being doing with Fifa 14/15 and focus on selling this game to south american gamers? You're welcome. ...In other words, DON'T MAKE IT AN ESHOP EXCLUSIVE.
Oh god please, DO move on. After Mirror or Fate, I don't want to see the series on a Nintendo handheld ever again (unless it returns to the Metroidvania formula and the old timeline). The series is just a God of War clone now. I liked the style and class of the GBA/DS games...why can't we have more of that?
NICHE?!
STAR FOX AND FREAKIN' F-ZERO?!
You're mental.
Hell, you're mental times 2. Are you really saying Nintendo should stop caring about hardcore gamers? That's their only hope right now: Cater to them. As in, the REAL hardcore gamers (because according to some 2012 interviews, Nintendo's main goal for Wii U was to cater to hardcore gamers...yeah, it shows).
Star Fox, Metroid, F-Zero, Bayonetta, X and Zelda are perfect ways to cater to them...if marketed properly. But nooo, Reggie and Iwata insist on marketing only Mario, Zelda and Kirby.
...Oh no... -Sigh- The only reason I didn't vote for Bayonetta 2 is because I'm just a little more excited about X...so...I really hope it's that way for the other people. JUST 5%? Really?
@19Robb92 You make it sound like they just ported her SSBB model to SSBU. You obviously don't know what you're talking about.
Hm, maybe they'll update Zelda a bit and make her more...useful just so they can ditch Shiek. They did that with Peach, Bowser, Pit and...probably every character, really.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...SEVEN MARIO CHARACTERS (including DK)?! Is Sakurai insane?! Was it too hard to turn Rosalina into an alternate skin for Peach? Just add Little Mac and Takamaru to these games already!
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Re: Rumour: Dataminers Dig Up eShop Listings For Super Mario Galaxy, Zelda: Skyward Sword And Metroid: Other M
Let me also establish that you can't just ignore the story and characters because there's no skip button. Technically there is one...after you complete the game once. But why would you even want to play that game twice lol.
Re: Rumour: Dataminers Dig Up eShop Listings For Super Mario Galaxy, Zelda: Skyward Sword And Metroid: Other M
@rjejr Um, just take into consideration that some people actually liked games like Sonic Boom.
@Trinexx The story is horrible (this includes plot and characters for the record, one of the plot threads isn't even completed...it's abandoned halfway through the game), the controls are really bad, it's ridiculously linear, there are sections of the game where you have to look for a very specific section (cough pixel cough) and you CANNOT move on until you find the little pixel, the art style looks cartoony as hell in comparison to Metroid Prime's...oh, and it retconned most of the things the Prime series established. There's also some minor details like Samus' armor being changed for no reason (her canon looking like a peashooter), how the gravity suit was replaced with a little glow because Sakamoto doesn't like the power suit in purple...and Samus was shrinked (being freaking amazonian before), also for no reason, and apparently she grows a few inches when she puts on her power suit and only when doing so.
And yes, it gave Samus some emotion. One, to be more specific: Whiny crybaby. I don't know why the woman that gave the Metroid hatchling away with a handshake and a "just doing my job, sir" like an hour after obtaining the damn thing would be like "AAAAH NOOO MY BABY I HAVE PTSD ;_;" in this game, let's not mention how she freaks out at the sight of the archnemesis she's killed about 4 times by then or how she follows Adam like a lap dog, being forced to run through a lava room WITHOUT her varia suit only for Adam to be like "oh by the way samus you can activate your varia suit now" right after finishing that section. Also how Adam just shoots her, leaving her exposed to a bunch of obviously dangerous metroid, just because he needed (not really) to sacrify himself to save the ship and...he didn't want Samus to interfere? I don't spaghetti know. How did that even affect her, with her chozo dna and training in zebes she doesn't even need her power suit to resist that. But oh well, Samus is a weak japanese blonde lady here so I guess it makes sense.
I have no idea why anyone would consider this a good game (inb4 opinions)
Re: Rumour: Dataminers Dig Up eShop Listings For Super Mario Galaxy, Zelda: Skyward Sword And Metroid: Other M
@liljmoore "People hated cause because they gave Samus some emotion"
are you bolognese serious
Re: Harmonix Explains Why Rock Band 4 Isn’t Coming to Wii U, But Doesn't Rule it Out
Didn't this franchise die years ago.
Re: Video: Watch As A Gaggle Of Oldies Are Exposed To The Joys Of Mario Kart 8
@DBPirate Definitely. They're all so wise and...hilarious, honestly.
@DarkEdi Who knows. Maybe they didn't have enough?
Re: Final Fantasy Creator Hironobu Sakaguchi Really Doesn't Like Direct Sequels
@Kirby_Fan_DL3 ...Nintendo doesn't work on direct sequels, either.
Re: Fans Are Translating Dragon Quest VII On 3DS Because Square Enix Won't
"you'll need to use some kind of PC-based 3DS emulator"
Which doesn't exist.
"or a flash cart of dubious origin on your 3DS console"
Which doesn't exist...
So basically we won't play it anyway lol
Re: Gallery: Gorge Yourself on These Assets For The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D
I already have the big-ass MM3D poster (with the moon, Link and everyone else) in my room C:
It's beautiful.
Re: Inazuma Eleven Shoots And Scores On The North American 3DS eShop
To give you a better idea of how outrageous the names are: Translating Mamoru Endou/h's name as "Mark Evans" is like naming Goku "Dennis Orange" outside of japan...
Re: Inazuma Eleven Shoots And Scores On The North American 3DS eShop
I really hate the english names...it's set in JAPAN for pete's sake! (not to mention they are ******* stupid. "Mark Evans"? "Jack Blaze"?).
If Ninty's planning on capitalize on the series' success in south america, they failed horribly...but I'm guessing they're not...which is even stupider.
Re: Nintendo Ends Partnership With Austrian Distributor Stadlbauer, Confirms Plans For Regional Office
Oh. Ok. Where's the south america office? I'm pretty sure that's a much more important market, Ninty...
Re: Nintendo Scoops Two Awards at D.I.C.E
Wow, The Last of Us is beyond overrated...
Re: A Sonic Boom Game is Dashing Towards Wii U and 3DS
@Einherjar ...Uh, I'm not sure you know what "artstyle" means. What does Knuckles' design have to do with the artstyle?
Re: Mighty No. 9 Is Getting The Live-Action Movie Treatment
@MAN1AC I'm surprised Ozamu Tesuka hasn't taken any legal action on Mega Man.
Re: Video: A Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze TV Commercial Swings Into North America
@SecondServing Just be glad you're not in charge of any major company.
Re: Tomodachi Collection: New Life Currently Being Localised for the West
@arnoldrobinsonj Hey, if we're Nintendo owners we have all the right to complain.
Re: Poll: Have Your Say on Satoru Iwata's Nintendo Strategies
Now that Nintendo is more open to license their IPs...MAKE THE DAMN SUPER MARIO CGI MOVIE HAPPEN, IWATA!!
Re: A Tokyo-Based Business Will Get Your 3DS Running on a TV
Honestly, I can see Nintendo's next console being similar to this. It'll be a portable console with a HDMI out port of something, meaning you'll be able to see the game on your TV if you desire...
Re: Lucario The Aura Warrior Returns To Battle In Super Smash Bros. 3DS & Wii U
I really hope Snake doesn't come back. Free advertising for Metal Gear Solid V? :S
Re: Lucario The Aura Warrior Returns To Battle In Super Smash Bros. 3DS & Wii U
@LavaTwilight ..."Ash"? Seriously?
I'm really disappointed that he's back, this is starting to look like Brawl 1.5...
Hopefully a gen 6 pokémon is added to the roster. Greninja, maybe? He and Aegislash are the most popular gen VI pokémon on online battles...
Re: Nintendo to Step Up Character IP Licensing, Including "Win-Win" Options in "Digital Fields"
@antipop621 If we're going to have Nintendo comics, then they need to be published by IDW, Image or Dark Horse. They're way more talented than Archie.
Hmm, maybe this is the perfect time to make a Mario movie, Nintendo! CGI, of course. You have ton of talented writers working on Intelligent System and Alpha Dream ;]
Re: Nintendo's Expanded List of Million Selling Games Includes Some Surprises
@JubilifeRival Calm down, it was released only two months ago.
Re: Satoru Iwata Confirms That DS Games Are Coming To The Wii U Virtual Console
@TromboneGamer Such thing doesn't and probably will never exist.
Re: Preview: Japanese Gamers Get Their Free Super Mario Bros. Deluxe Download
I played this game yesterday and...damn, it's bad. Like, really bad. Mario's jump is imprecise and slippery, not to mention you can only see like half of what you could see in the NES version...
At least it's free?
Re: Matters of Import: E.X. Troopers Brings The Heat To 3DS
E-X-Tro-ops, always being togetheeer ♪
Re: Iwata Accepts Responsibility For Poor Financial Results, Ignores Calls To Resign
@SanderEvers Or not...
Re: Final Fantasy VI On Android Is Pricey and Looks Rather Peculiar
@AceSpadeS Isn't that THE worst version of FFVI, though? Loading times and everything.
Re: Video: This Awesome Games Done Quick Super Metroid Race is a Must Watch
Eh, honestly I don't like speedruns. I find them pretty boring.
I will, however, watch this video since I don't have anything else to do. Thx Ninlife
Re: Nintendo Software Continues to Lose Momentum in UK Charts
The UK has such a terrible taste in games...
Re: Weirdness: Try Not To Squirm As This Doomed Miiverse Romance Turns Sour
@Raylax Cry this if U liek evry tim.
Re: Video: Learn How To Play Mega Man: The Board Game
Knowing Capcom, they'll cancel it and say they didn't see enough fan support.
Re: Video: You'll Get A Kick Out Of These Inazuma Eleven 3: Team Ogre Attacks Trailers
@SeVok It's not DLC. It's the Pokémon Emerald/Platinum of Inazuma Eleven games.
Re: Review: Super Mario Bros. 3 (Wii U eShop / NES)
I never really liked this game all that much, but I certainly like it more than Super Mario World.
I can't stand the NES version, though. All-Stars version is where it's at.
Re: Nintendo Left Online Out Of Super Mario 3D World To Deliver The "NES" Experience
Online play wouldn't ruin the experience, Ninty. Get off your fat butts and start making more online first party games!
Re: Sega Has No Plans To Bring Alien: Isolation To The Wii U
"However, Alien: Isolation is shaping up to be something else entirely, and we personally think it's a real shame that Wii U owners won't be joining the party."
Yeah, just like Aliens CM was shaping up to be one of the best Wii U third party games of 2013.
Re: Nintendo Open To Applying Zelda: Link Between Worlds Approach To Other Franchises
@chronicler No?
I dunno, I'm sure ALBW is a fantastic game, but the only reason it fit Zelda was because...it was Zelda.
I want completely new experiences from Metroid and Star Fox. Mainly because it's been years since we last got a M/SF game,,,
Re: News: Nintendo Dominates Japanese Charts At Christmas
@SavantSupreme "Obviously people are saving their money for the X1"
LOL
This is japan we're talking about, kid.
Re: Inazuma Eleven Is Finding The Back Of The Net On North American 3DS Consoles This Year
What's this? A football game being released in NA? it's the end of the world!
Heey Nintendo, how about you do what EA's being doing with Fifa 14/15 and focus on selling this game to south american gamers? You're welcome.
...In other words, DON'T MAKE IT AN ESHOP EXCLUSIVE.
Re: Feature: The Biggest 3DS Games of 2014
I really hope the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. isn't the main focus of Nintendo's future marketing campaign...
Re: Talking Point: Is The Castlevania Series Finished With Nintendo?
Oh god please, DO move on. After Mirror or Fate, I don't want to see the series on a Nintendo handheld ever again (unless it returns to the Metroidvania formula and the old timeline). The series is just a God of War clone now.
I liked the style and class of the GBA/DS games...why can't we have more of that?
Re: Feature: The Biggest Wii U Games of 2014
@minotaurgamer
Star Fox...niché? F-Zero niche?
REALLY?!
STAR FOX AND F-ZERO?!
http://www.vgchartz.com/game/6450/star-fox/
http://www.vgchartz.com/game/2219/star-fox-64/
http://www.vgchartz.com/gamedb/?name=F-Zero
NICHE?!
STAR FOX AND FREAKIN' F-ZERO?!
You're mental.
Hell, you're mental times 2. Are you really saying Nintendo should stop caring about hardcore gamers? That's their only hope right now: Cater to them. As in, the REAL hardcore gamers (because according to some 2012 interviews, Nintendo's main goal for Wii U was to cater to hardcore gamers...yeah, it shows).
Star Fox, Metroid, F-Zero, Bayonetta, X and Zelda are perfect ways to cater to them...if marketed properly. But nooo, Reggie and Iwata insist on marketing only Mario, Zelda and Kirby.
Re: Feature: The Biggest Wii U Games of 2014
"Bayonetta 2
5%"
...Oh no...
-Sigh- The only reason I didn't vote for Bayonetta 2 is because I'm just a little more excited about X...so...I really hope it's that way for the other people. JUST 5%? Really?
Re: Game of the Year: Nintendo Life's Staff Awards 2013
@donkeykong64 It's not really an RPG. It's a turn based strategy game with rpg elements.
Re: Game of the Year: Nintendo Life's Staff Awards 2013
"3DS Retail Third-Party Game of the Year: Castlevania"
-Pukes-
Re: Win The Prima Official Game Guide The Legend of Zelda: Box Set
Why can't I ever enter these contests :[
Sucks to be latin-american...
Re: Zelda Unveiled as New Smash Bros. Challenger
@19Robb92 You make it sound like they just ported her SSBB model to SSBU. You obviously don't know what you're talking about.
Hm, maybe they'll update Zelda a bit and make her more...useful just so they can ditch Shiek. They did that with Peach, Bowser, Pit and...probably every character, really.
Re: Notch "Not Aware of Any Plans" for Minecraft on Wii U
@SkywardLink98 That's on purpose...
Re: Review: NES Remix (Wii U eShop)
@MAB 30 CENTS?!
In what world do you live?!
Re: Initial Run of Conception II Coming With a Bonus Disc
Considering VITA has no games, it'll probably sell better there.
Tee hee
Re: Rosalina And Luma Work Their Magic On The Super Smash Bros. Roster
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...SEVEN MARIO CHARACTERS (including DK)?! Is Sakurai insane?!
Was it too hard to turn Rosalina into an alternate skin for Peach? Just add Little Mac and Takamaru to these games already!