Does anyone think we might be entering the "dark ages" of Pokemon? Come on, every series goes through one for a few years, right? Mario Bros. had the weird Sunshine years, Zelda had the Philips CD-i games, and Pokemon...now has an incomplete Pokedex. We'll just have to wait and see...
@ryancraddock Do you have the looming feeling the conversation for the system went like this?
Nintendo staff #1: Rumors are flying for our Switch Mini already! Nintendo exec: Wait...they're calling it the Switch Mini? Our name?! Staff #1: Uh...yeah? Exec: We can't let them enjoy that name that everyone wants and that no one minds! Call it the...SWITCH LITE! Staff #1: Okay, but...why are we changing it? Exec: Nintendo tradition! Staff #1: Oh, okay. Exec: No, if you'll excuse me, I must convince Game Freak to reuse animations and ruin the Pokedex!
@KangoniTCG, those aren't hints. IT'S YOUR RECOMMENDATIONS. As in, YOU APPARENTLY LIKE SMASH A LOT SO ALL YOU DO IS WATCH SMASH VIDEOS SO ALL YOUR RECOMMENDATIONS ARE SMASH VIDEOS. Geez...
@FullMetalWesker Maybe Team Rocket is different so as not to offend anyone of Nordic-descent. Wait--I hate stereotypes, but that means no stupid "Vikings live in Minnesota joke!" NOOOOO!
When I saw the title, I was felt like "Stinkin' know-it-all's with their realistic Pokemon stuff" to "Oh! OH! That's pretty good!" Thank goodness it wasn't more photo-realistic Pokemon stuff! Then I read it was inspired by POKEMON Detective Pikachu. Then my heart sunk again. I just can't get a break. #tickedoff #pokemonin2019drivesmecrazy
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Does anyone think we might be entering the "dark ages" of Pokemon? Come on, every series goes through one for a few years, right? Mario Bros. had the weird Sunshine years, Zelda had the Philips CD-i games, and Pokemon...now has an incomplete Pokedex. We'll just have to wait and see...
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@Octane ...whaa....?
CONFUSED!
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Ick. That's all I have to say.
Ick.
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@NEStalgia A BOLT OF BRILLIANCE!
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Okay Netflix, now I love you!
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@ryancraddock Do you have the looming feeling the conversation for the system went like this?
Nintendo staff #1: Rumors are flying for our Switch Mini already!
Nintendo exec: Wait...they're calling it the Switch Mini? Our name?!
Staff #1: Uh...yeah?
Exec: We can't let them enjoy that name that everyone wants and that no one minds! Call it the...SWITCH LITE!
Staff #1: Okay, but...why are we changing it?
Exec: Nintendo tradition!
Staff #1: Oh, okay.
Exec: No, if you'll excuse me, I must convince Game Freak to reuse animations and ruin the Pokedex!
Okay, maybe not...
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If I make any Steve Green-"Wanna Go Back To Egypt"-manna jokes will anyone get them?
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10 years from now...
Some random butt-head: "5G? Ha! Now-a-days we have (insert possible new tech here.) They sure were strange back then..."
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@J-Plap Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker?
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@-Juice- LOL
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@KangoniTCG, those aren't hints. IT'S YOUR RECOMMENDATIONS. As in, YOU APPARENTLY LIKE SMASH A LOT SO ALL YOU DO IS WATCH SMASH VIDEOS SO ALL YOUR RECOMMENDATIONS ARE SMASH VIDEOS. Geez...
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@Angelic_Lapras_King
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Thank God you didn't feature that weird one, Pokemon My [Censored], which crashes your computer if you try to play as a male!
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@Angelic_Lapras_King Yay! (sorry it took so long for me to respond)
Re: Video: Pokémon: Mewtwo Strikes Back - Evolution Gets Gorgeous New Movie Trailer
@FullMetalWesker Maybe Team Rocket is different so as not to offend anyone of Nordic-descent. Wait--I hate stereotypes, but that means no stupid "Vikings live in Minnesota joke!" NOOOOO!
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I'll never forget this video.
The memories--from the few months ago when I first found out about this game. And Game Grumps.
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@AlexOlney That's our man!
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No Riolu Blue Raspberry?
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Will we get the previously cut 10-minute intro of Mewtwo and Ambertwo?
Re: Video: Pokémon: Mewtwo Strikes Back - Evolution Gets Gorgeous New Movie Trailer
@superpotion Welcome to 2019 movie trailers.
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When I saw the title, I was felt like "Stinkin' know-it-all's with their realistic Pokemon stuff" to "Oh! OH! That's pretty good!" Thank goodness it wasn't more photo-realistic Pokemon stuff! Then I read it was inspired by POKEMON Detective Pikachu. Then my heart sunk again. I just can't get a break. #tickedoff #pokemonin2019drivesmecrazy
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@SBandy Yes! That's what I should be saying!
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Next, please.
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Anyone still play this? I just bought it, actually...
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OVER. MY. DEAD. BODY. WILL. THAT. HAPPEN.
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Expect a video on this movie from me...
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Hooray for sanity!
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