It's really upsetting, because Zelda toys are total ass. I have been trying them out for 20 years, maybe? Besides the sword, which is a costume item, they break so easily that they may as well not be called toys — they're display pieces or decorations.
@cowntsikin Really is a shame they dgaf about 3ds/2ds anymore. I probably put more hours into that thing than any other console I've ever owned. I get it, profits or whatever, but it never let me down.
@Paraka I slogged thru some pretty bad comments, but I finally found someone willing to say what you said.
I know 7 people with PS5s. They were my Destiny 2 PC crew and I didn't convert to PS5 with them, due to price. They all said "but the exclusives and AAAs your PC won't run soon!"
Years on, they don't play any of those games and never really did. They all re-gifted eachother the same copy of Death Stranding as a birthday present as a joke, because none of them could stand to play it.
i'm gonna be a jerk and say screw basically all of these american studios.
to me, none of them are well-equipped to the task because the audiences of video games are not the audiences of movies, and these companies will never be able to grapple with that because movie audiences are always what they will care about — they are big budget companies with very little creative elbow room because of their audiences.
But, beyond just being video game stories, Nintendo's IPs are inherently foreign IPs. So, instead, let nintendo's budget fuel a truly creative, non-Hollywood studio, foreign studio like Cartoon Saloon (Song of the Sea). There are many others, both traditional animation and CGI companies, to turn to. Hollywood has screwed up these IPs enough.
@Malakhim24 I'm gonna speak for others and just say that the "anti-woke" crowd has had years of being riled up about making something out of nothing, and now they find targets for their angst.
If it could be proven, beyond a doubt, to the passive observer that the characters aren't politically-driven, the anti-woke would not change their stance — just their rationale.
@turntSNACO The whole argument that it's pandering assumes the character designers and artists are equivalent with the management and executive types, who were largely the abusive and public image-minded ones. Do those people get final say in designs, etc? Sure, maybe, but that doesn't mean it was their idea.
@Greatluigi Phone req? You mean for Authenticator? It's only ever made me do that twice and I never get any aggravation otherwise. I play quite a few Blizz games and tbh I forgot it existed til you mentioned just now.
@Maxz I kept watching purely to see what new horrors were available in every angle on a Goomba's face. It's like Doom and my shih tzu united for ultimate evil.
@Nf157 OK, i do despise DA2. But I have often wondered what the Bioware world would look like if DA2 had been the first instead of Origins and if people would have embraced it with no point of comparison.
@PoorGeno They didn't "spill the company beans," necessarily, but what are you suggesting? That employees and contractors shouldn't say when a company is mistreating or taking advantage of employees? You are suggesting that is a dumb thing to do?
@Browny It kind of isn't odd. Unionization questions are much more common lately and there is nothing stating the meeting was public. Bowser's predecessor commented on unions during his tenure iirc, and definitely has after leaving.
What is far more odd is that the lawyers would take the time to say anything. If they hadn't, this would be on no one's radar.
I hate how it's being used, but this reinforces my longheld desire that the game adds a Mayhem mode: Quick charging supers, infinite specials, more powerful gear, etc. Just total chaos.
Honestly, I don't need another Smash game. We didn't ask who was going to make more Mozart when Mozart was dead. A collection, remasters, and that stuff is fine.
Now, games that bring IPs together, regardless of dev, publisher, or owner? Yes. Hell yes. Any genre.
@dustinprewitt Bayonetta 3? But everyone keeps saying the Queen is dead, who else could that be referring to? Is there someone else ppl would be upset about?
I mean in comparison of their gameplay trailers, or other similar things, but maybe it's my search results influenced by liking Splatoon and Pokemon, idk.
@koekiemonster They really advertised SS as if it's changes would matter, too. I can play without motion controls, sweet, but... they couldn't even add something fun to the completely empty sky?
And that sky box is too often still better than a lot of games today. Limited, sure, but even in something as beautiful as, say, BotW, the sky is way too often distracting, to me at least.
@RupeeClock idk about Japan, but other nearby countries I've been to still use those OSes very often. Chinese schools, for instance, rely on them so heavily, especially Vista, that they paid Microsoft somewhere in the millions to keep supporting it for a few extra years.
also, in Cat Quest II, there are plenty of dog puns — such as a village called Pound Town, which is incredible for (what ppl assume to be) a children's game
@marandahir and, with MW as a pretty good comparison again to show that these games were pretty decent, KotOR 1+2 really had some great animations for the time and genre.
I get that nintendo doesn't have to care with their own titles, but this is a hardware issue. It's not about first party titles having online capability, but third parties suffering immensely by relying on basic assumptions like chat, etc, that aren't there when ported to nintendo. I have avoided games on Switch in favor of pc because I knew the online functionality was not just worse, but made it useless.
Twilight Princess did have a pretty good cast, but their diverse characters never really occurred to me until now. Besides Ganon, in previous entries... it is pretty white, I guess?
@TexanBanjo I like their non-mainline games. But yeah, the IPs that put them on the map have basically become experiments for Zenimax in how to make money with minimal effort.
Idk why ppl complaining that 2 and 3 are "the same game." Its still a shooter, a damn good one. Shooters iterate very narrowly compared to other genres/mediums, which isnt necessarily a bad thing?
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Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For Pokémon Scarlet And Violet
They should give up on mainline 3D, go HD-2D like Octopath.
Re: Review: Tactics Ogre: Reborn - A Decent Remaster Of A 16-Bit Strategy Classic
@Classic603 I think people have died for saying things half as controversial as what you just said lmao
Re: Random: Lego Is Now Blocking Idea Submissions Based On The Legend Of Zelda
It's really upsetting, because Zelda toys are total ass. I have been trying them out for 20 years, maybe? Besides the sword, which is a costume item, they break so easily that they may as well not be called toys — they're display pieces or decorations.
Re: The Nintendo Switch Has Exceeded 114 Million Units Sold
@cowntsikin Really is a shame they dgaf about 3ds/2ds anymore. I probably put more hours into that thing than any other console I've ever owned. I get it, profits or whatever, but it never let me down.
Re: We're Not Getting A Zelda Maker, So Super Dungeon Maker Will Have To Do
@naxuu I've heard Metroid Maker, but the whole genre of Metroidvania and its namesakes would be...
I mean, Samus fighting vampires?
Dracula fighting Metroids?
Yes, please.
Re: Video: New Switch Hardware Won't Stop Bad Ports
@Paraka I slogged thru some pretty bad comments, but I finally found someone willing to say what you said.
I know 7 people with PS5s. They were my Destiny 2 PC crew and I didn't convert to PS5 with them, due to price. They all said "but the exclusives and AAAs your PC won't run soon!"
Years on, they don't play any of those games and never really did. They all re-gifted eachother the same copy of Death Stranding as a birthday present as a joke, because none of them could stand to play it.
Re: Talking Point: Which Scary Video Game Moments Gave You Nightmares As A Kid?
Tingle. Tingle, tingle, kooloo limpah.
Re: Bayonetta 3's New Voice Actor Asks Everyone To "Just Be Good To Each Other"
@blindsquarel Look, I like taking potshots at news-starved niche outlets as much as the next commenter.
But you had to click this story in order to say that, and it wasn't exactly clickbait. So we can't blame anyone, here. That's all.
Re: Talking Point: Which Animation Studios Should Tackle Nintendo's Other Franchises?
i'm gonna be a jerk and say screw basically all of these american studios.
to me, none of them are well-equipped to the task because the audiences of video games are not the audiences of movies, and these companies will never be able to grapple with that because movie audiences are always what they will care about — they are big budget companies with very little creative elbow room because of their audiences.
But, beyond just being video game stories, Nintendo's IPs are inherently foreign IPs. So, instead, let nintendo's budget fuel a truly creative, non-Hollywood studio, foreign studio like Cartoon Saloon (Song of the Sea). There are many others, both traditional animation and CGI companies, to turn to. Hollywood has screwed up these IPs enough.
Re: Bayonetta's OG Voice Actor Asks Fans To "Boycott" Third Game After PlatinumGames Wage Fallout
@Cia If it's so easy, take a shot at it.
Re: Blizzard Has Temporarily Removed Two Heroes From Overwatch 2
@Malakhim24 I'm gonna speak for others and just say that the "anti-woke" crowd has had years of being riled up about making something out of nothing, and now they find targets for their angst.
If it could be proven, beyond a doubt, to the passive observer that the characters aren't politically-driven, the anti-woke would not change their stance — just their rationale.
Re: Blizzard Has Temporarily Removed Two Heroes From Overwatch 2
@turntSNACO The whole argument that it's pandering assumes the character designers and artists are equivalent with the management and executive types, who were largely the abusive and public image-minded ones. Do those people get final say in designs, etc? Sure, maybe, but that doesn't mean it was their idea.
Re: Overwatch 2 Reaches 25 Million Players In The First 10 Days
@Greatluigi Phone req? You mean for Authenticator? It's only ever made me do that twice and I never get any aggravation otherwise. I play quite a few Blizz games and tbh I forgot it existed til you mentioned just now.
Re: Overwatch 2 Reaches 25 Million Players In The First 10 Days
@AX-7 Blizzard? Screw something up 6 months in?? Never!
Re: Random: Valve's Latest Steam Deck Trailer Briefly Shows A Switch Emulator
@blindsquarel about 70% of this comment section is overwhelming proof of your point.
Re: Random: Chris Pratt Is Mario In This Unreal Engine Super Mario Bros. Remake
@Maxz I kept watching purely to see what new horrors were available in every angle on a Goomba's face. It's like Doom and my shih tzu united for ultimate evil.
Re: Skyrim Anniversary Switch Players Seem To Be Experiencing Performance Issues
Headline writer, you win phrasing for today.
I'm sorry, Skyrim players who have performance issues.
Re: Talking Point: What's The Worst Game That You Still Love For Some Reason?
@Nf157 OK, i do despise DA2. But I have often wondered what the Bioware world would look like if DA2 had been the first instead of Origins and if people would have embraced it with no point of comparison.
Re: Fired Nintendo Worker Comes Forward With An Account Of Their Dismissal
@PoorGeno They didn't "spill the company beans," necessarily, but what are you suggesting? That employees and contractors shouldn't say when a company is mistreating or taking advantage of employees? You are suggesting that is a dumb thing to do?
Re: Fired Nintendo Worker Comes Forward With An Account Of Their Dismissal
@Browny It kind of isn't odd. Unionization questions are much more common lately and there is nothing stating the meeting was public. Bowser's predecessor commented on unions during his tenure iirc, and definitely has after leaving.
What is far more odd is that the lawyers would take the time to say anything. If they hadn't, this would be on no one's radar.
Re: We've Played Sonic Frontiers, But What Did We Think Of It?
My kid likes sonic, so the quality of the game is basically irrelevant. What have I become?
Re: Stardew Valley Creator Shares Update On Version 1.6 Release
Not quite, has people on the porting side
Seems like he does the bulk tho
Re: Splatoon 3 Players Labelled "Cheaters" For Abusing Special Weapons
I hate how it's being used, but this reinforces my longheld desire that the game adds a Mayhem mode: Quick charging supers, infinite specials, more powerful gear, etc. Just total chaos.
Re: Video Game YouTuber Dunkey Launches His Own Indie Publishing Company
I'm wondering what the overlap of being a YouTube reviewer a day publisher is.
Being good at having video game opinions seems to be low on the list of most publishers' qualities, tho, so I hope this is massively successful.
Re: Tekken 8 Director Praises Sakurai, Says He's "Probably The Only One That Could Properly" Make Smash Bros.
Honestly, I don't need another Smash game. We didn't ask who was going to make more Mozart when Mozart was dead. A collection, remasters, and that stuff is fine.
Now, games that bring IPs together, regardless of dev, publisher, or owner? Yes. Hell yes. Any genre.
Re: Nintendo Direct Showcase Confirmed For Tomorrow
@dustinprewitt Bayonetta 3? But everyone keeps saying the Queen is dead, who else could that be referring to? Is there someone else ppl would be upset about?
Re: Nintendo Direct Showcase Confirmed For Tomorrow
I can't wait to see the Nintendo NX
Re: World Of Anterra Looks Like Skyrim On Super NES, Coming To Switch In 2023
I get it, click bait ptsd hits me hard too
But you don't have to spread negativity onto a game over it, it's not the games fault and even if it is, it's okay to let people like stuff
Re: World Of Anterra Looks Like Skyrim On Super NES, Coming To Switch In 2023
@sanderev lmao your comment doesn't even make sense given what you're replying to, you may as well be trolling by ai
Re: Poll: Is It Just Us, Or Was That Pokémon Scarlet And Violet Trailer A Little Confusing?
I mean in comparison of their gameplay trailers, or other similar things, but maybe it's my search results influenced by liking Splatoon and Pokemon, idk.
Re: Poll: Is It Just Us, Or Was That Pokémon Scarlet And Violet Trailer A Little Confusing?
I am only confused about Splatoon 3 having what seems more media attention than a new Pokemon.
Re: Random: Zelda: Breath Of The Wild Trick Gets You All Korok Seeds In 10 Minutes
@Shambo I read this in the voice of Knuckles the Echidna.
Re: World Of Anterra Looks Like Skyrim On Super NES, Coming To Switch In 2023
@sanderev I personally don't know why anyone kept making fantasy video games after skyrim, it ended the genre when Todd Howard died for our sins
Re: Poll: Do You Actually Want Switch Ports Of Wind Waker And Twilight Princess?
@koekiemonster They really advertised SS as if it's changes would matter, too. I can play without motion controls, sweet, but... they couldn't even add something fun to the completely empty sky?
Re: Random: Rare's Unreleased Game Boy Rival Is A True Handheld Marvel
@PokemonDMG with how erect you have to hold it, this thing looks hard enough on the wrist with just the one X!
Re: Random: Rare's Unreleased Game Boy Rival Is A True Handheld Marvel
Is this the nintendo NX...?
Re: Random: The Sky In Zelda: Ocarina Of Time Is One Big Optical Illusion
And that sky box is too often still better than a lot of games today. Limited, sure, but even in something as beautiful as, say, BotW, the sky is way too often distracting, to me at least.
Re: Nintendo Says To Stop Using Its Wi-Fi USB Connector Due To Security Concerns
@RupeeClock idk about Japan, but other nearby countries I've been to still use those OSes very often. Chinese schools, for instance, rely on them so heavily, especially Vista, that they paid Microsoft somewhere in the millions to keep supporting it for a few extra years.
Re: Random: John Cena Apparently Asked For A New 2D Metroid In 2017
Metroid show, starring John Cena as Admiral Dane.
Re: The Best Cat Games On Nintendo Switch
did big cat pay you to write this
also, in Cat Quest II, there are plenty of dog puns — such as a village called Pound Town, which is incredible for (what ppl assume to be) a children's game
Re: Gallery: Eight Screenshots Of Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republic II On Switch, Out Next Week
@marandahir and, with MW as a pretty good comparison again to show that these games were pretty decent, KotOR 1+2 really had some great animations for the time and genre.
Re: Video: The Switch eShop Is Bad, And It's Making Us Sad
I used to avoid this site bc its articles were kinda boring. Now it's a reliable laugh ever time.
Re: Reggie Talks About Nintendo's Slow Adoption Of Online Play
@Dark_Isatari i was the same for a long time, but Elden Ring is worth sinning for lol
Re: Reggie Talks About Nintendo's Slow Adoption Of Online Play
I get that nintendo doesn't have to care with their own titles, but this is a hardware issue. It's not about first party titles having online capability, but third parties suffering immensely by relying on basic assumptions like chat, etc, that aren't there when ported to nintendo. I have avoided games on Switch in favor of pc because I knew the online functionality was not just worse, but made it useless.
Re: Random: It Looks Like Activision Blizzard's 'Diversity Tool' Analysed Super Mario And Co. Years Ago
Twilight Princess did have a pretty good cast, but their diverse characters never really occurred to me until now. Besides Ganon, in previous entries... it is pretty white, I guess?
Re: Random: It Looks Like Activision Blizzard's 'Diversity Tool' Analysed Super Mario And Co. Years Ago
I like this site's writing style and increasingly open leaning more and more. This is pretty funny.
Re: Skyrim Anniversary Edition Has Been Rated For Switch In Taiwan, Sparking Rumours Of A Port
@TexanBanjo I like their non-mainline games. But yeah, the IPs that put them on the map have basically become experiments for Zenimax in how to make money with minimal effort.
Re: Skyrim Anniversary Edition Has Been Rated For Switch In Taiwan, Sparking Rumours Of A Port
Modding support or gtfooh. The game is basically fantasy Garry's Mod at this point, the game itself blows, but the community is one of the best.
Re: Koei Tecmo's Touken Ranbu Warriors Gets Free Demo On Switch Today
I'd play a musou where you are actually just sweeping up garbage.
Re: Don't Worry, Splatoon 3 Will Have All "Basic Weapons" From The Previous Games
Idk why ppl complaining that 2 and 3 are "the same game." Its still a shooter, a damn good one. Shooters iterate very narrowly compared to other genres/mediums, which isnt necessarily a bad thing?