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Re: Mario Kart Tour Finally Gets Its Multiplayer Update This Month

PanurgeJr

If I could just buy the game and play it whenever I wanted to, I would. If I had to pay extra to play online I'd do that to. But at some point mobile players decided that paying upfront was some sort of evil, and this type of monetization is the result. Serves them right, and I don't blame any company that takes advantage of a system that the players themselves are responsible for.

Re: PlatinumGames Reconfirms Second Announcement On Its Brand New Website

PanurgeJr

@WiltonRoots I figured I'd been gone long enough that NL may have curbed their propensity for hot takes/bad journalism, and at too many other sites you find communities that believe the most oppressive thing one can do is to believe a woman or write a well-rounded black character, so I thought I'd see what's up here again. I'm looking forward to the simple joy of being a Nintendrone again.

Re: PlatinumGames Reconfirms Second Announcement On Its Brand New Website

PanurgeJr

@Wavey84 If you're going to be a graphics snob at least do it properly and advocate for a high-end PC, not a console. Compared to PCs at the time, when it was launched the PS4 was already out of date. Compared to PCs now, when it is launched the PS5 will already be out of date. Compared to PCs now the PS4 is laughably out of date. If there are any arguments for porting a game to PS4 in 2020, making it look better isn't one of them.

Re: 1TB Micro SD Cards Are About To Hit Stores, Perfect For Your Switch Storage Woes

PanurgeJr

Am I the only one who realizes that there's no need to keep getting bigger SD cards because the Switch handles multiple cards with no problem whatsoever? Want to play a game not on your current card? Turn the Switch off, change cards, turn it back on. It takes less than a minute. You can buy a carrying case on eBay for five bucks, or whatever your local currency is, that's the size of two credit cards stacked, which means it easily fits into the Switch case that anyone who carries it around obviously has. When my second card fills I'll buy a third, but you can be damn certain it won't cost more than any of the games it will hold.

Re: UK Charts: Pokémon Let's Go Still Clinging Onto Top Ten, Now Outperforming Pokémon X And Y

PanurgeJr

@WiltonRoots Jeebus. I knew he was still obsessed with NL (and still thinks he's clever--he calls them "NintendoDeath"), but I didn't realize he was this obsessed. Not only is he posting here under an alt account, over at GoNintendo he is linking to his comments here. This is what he wrote, copied and pasted:

"I clicked on the link and unfortunately was redirected to that horrible site, NintendoDeath. But lo and behold as I read the comments for old times sake, I come across this gem.

https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2018/12/uk_charts_pokemon_lets_go_still_clinging_onto_top_ten_now_outperforming_pokemon_x_and_y#comment4819468

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. I love that that person exposed that site for the charlatans they are. They ripped off another sites work. Classic NintendoDeath. That's made my day. This site deserves the credit."

Seriously, he is pretending to be two separate people just to insult NL elsewhere. I can't even fathom that level of obsession.

Re: Review: Pinstripe - A Short But Surprisingly Scary Trip That's Sure To Leave Its Mark

PanurgeJr

@Agramonte "that is not how I would write your comment" in no way summarizes what I was saying.

Guess we're adding knowing what I'm saying to the list of things you don't understand. I'm starting to think you honestly don't know what you yourself said. I'm sure you know what you think you said, but that's not the same thing.

Also, it is NOT fine to suggest people shouldn't be interested in AAA games. I think I've been very clear on this point.

Re: Review: Pinstripe - A Short But Surprisingly Scary Trip That's Sure To Leave Its Mark

PanurgeJr

@Agramonte Umm...I do get that concept. People can talk about what they like and what they don't. Had you merely said you'd be playing Red Dead 2 I'd have said nothing, because you're allowed to be interested in playing it.

That's not what you did.

You wondered how anyone else wouldn't be doing the same thing. And I've never once wondered how you or anyone else could be interested in AAA games, if you're trying to imply that I have.

Guess we're adding basic argumentation to the list of things you don't get.

Re: Talking Point: Nintendo Has Stumbled With Switch Online, But It Can Learn From Its Mistakes

PanurgeJr

@WiltonRoots Yeah, I figured this was clickbait that wasn't worth my time, doubly so once I saw that @damo wrote it, who I'm still waiting on to answer a legitimate question about the lack of a Virtual Console on Switch. I guess he's playing too many pirated games to respond.

In a not entirely unrelated note, everyone's favorite Irish gamer still holds quite the grudge, and has taken to calling his least favorite site "NintendoDeath". He's not nearly as witty as he thinks he is, but he's also not exactly wrong.

Re: Wandersong On Switch eShop Has Outperformed Steam Sales By Nearly Three To One

PanurgeJr

@Agramonte For someone who adamantly and obsessively maintains that without hard numbers all conclusions are meaningless, you have no problem claiming that not making the top 30 means they didn't sell much. It implies no such thing. And I don't get why when developers say their game did well you don't simply believe them; are you in a better position to judge than they themselves?

Re: Reminder: Three New NES Games Are Now Available To Play On Switch

PanurgeJr

@BugsNNails Look at any weekly or monthly sales chart for 3DS and Wii U. VC games always dominated them. They'd have dominated the Switch charts, indies would have been affected the most, and your cherry picked examples don't disprove that, because they're statistical outliers either way. The average game, however, goes from 10,000 sales to 5,000, or from 5,000 to 500, or from 1,000 to dozens. The Switch is arguably the best place to play indies right now; that never would have happened if it had a Virtual Console.

Re: Soapbox: Nintendo's Maddening Stance On Retro Gaming Is Driving Me To Piracy

PanurgeJr

@BlueOcean @Leej07 @Crono1973 @0rwellianson It's amazing that it never seems to occur to most people that a corporation that has been in business since the nineteenth century has a reason behind every action they take. I assure you that they do. So everyone who thinks I'm blindly supporting Nintendo, please tell me why you think Nintendo doesn't have a Virtual Console on Switch. @damo, please tell everyone why you think they don't have a Virtual Console. Because they have a reason. Right or wrong, good decision or bad decision, tell me what you think it is.

Anyone who says "because they don't like money" is immediately disqualified.

Re: Soapbox: Nintendo's Maddening Stance On Retro Gaming Is Driving Me To Piracy

PanurgeJr

@BlueOcean First, nobody has shown that the lack of a Virtual Console is either a ridiculous business decision or customer service failure. Second, I never said (or even implied) that anyone must defend all of Nintendo's actions. I was critiquing the opposite view, actually. A quick perusal of @Crono1973 's comments here, or any familiarity with his comments elsewhere (which I have, courtesy of his voluminous trolling) will allow you to conclude that his opinion is that he questions why anyone could defend any of Nintendo's actions; that he thinks everything they do is worthy of criticism. In Crono's mind everything they do is wrong. That he believes that and yet populates a fan site is the mark of a zealot. That is what I was saying.

But by all means, don't let anything get in the way of believing people fall into place in your narrative.