@relinqued Way to completely miss the point. People looking for an authentic single-player experience, a season, or anything outside of the standard match type are going to be disappointed. Take off your Nintendo goggles for two seconds and read it again.
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Re: 'The Lara Croft Collection' For Switch Has Been Rated By The ESRB
@John_Deacon Actually, they are.
Re: Review: Meg's Monster - A One-Of-A-Kind Adventure That Hits You In The Feels
I've never cried over a game in more than 40 years of playing. This one isn't going to change that.
Re: PlayStation Console Exclusive 'The Pathless' Soars Onto Switch Next Week
Removed
Re: Talking Point: In 2023, Do You Still Care About amiibo?
"Still" implies that I ever cared about them.
Re: Soapbox: If You Thought Last Year Was "Sad" For Switch, 2023 Might Be Hard To Handle
I like the Switch as a device, but I think Nintendo games are generally pretty awful.
Re: Mech Armada Brings Robot Building To X-Com-Style Warfare On Switch Tomorrow
I am 100% not buying any rogue-style game.
Re: SpongeBob SquarePants: The Cosmic Shake Cooks Up January Release Date
@Lony85 Depends on whether or not you think two is a lot.
Re: Review: Astronite - 1-Bit Metroidvania Adventuring With A Dash Of Dark Souls
@Freek same with me.
Re: Mini Review: Severed Steel - A Heart-Pounding FPS That Makes You Feel Like John Wick
@DashKappei Pretty sad that you don't understand how opinions work.
Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For Pac-Man World: Re-Pac
@Jiggies I would actually argue the opposite. I find most Nintendo games to be incredibly boring.
Re: Review: Blossom Tales II: The Minotaur Prince - A Cute Zelda-Like Adventure That Lacks Fresh Ideas
@ParadoxFawkes Spaceballs was a parody, so whatever point you thought you were making failed miserably.
Re: Review: RPG Time: The Legend Of Wright - A Flawed But Enchantingly Homemade Adventure
@molkom Not everyone likes sidequests and things that are just there to pad playtime.
Re: Best Sandbox Games On Nintendo Switch
You guys try WAY too hard to shoehorn Zelda into as many articles as possible.
Re: Video: Digital Foundry's Smash Bros. Ultimate VS MultiVersus Comparison
Smash is so boring.
Re: Where To Pre-Order Bayonetta 3 On Switch
@SteamEngenius "Preordering is foolish, except when it's not!"
You sound so stupid.
Re: Where To Pre-Order Bayonetta 3 On Switch
@Jaguar_Wong I couldn't care less about reviews. I don't need some random person to tell me what I like.
Re: Review: XEL - Promising Zelda-Style Sci-Fi Adventuring That Falls Short On Switch
@BulbasaurusRex You've yet to play Diablo or Tunic, I guess.
Re: Backlog Club: Hollow Knight Does Things That Other Games Wouldn't. That's Why It's So Good
I'm currently playing HK for the first time, and it's absolutely okay. I don't see why people wet themselves over this game.
Re: Zelda-Inspired Turn-Based RPG 'Gale of Windoria' Coming To Switch Next Month
You guys seriously need to get over your Zelda obsession.
Re: Random: Super Mario World Is One Billion Seconds Old Today
I genuinely feel sorry for whoever sat around and thought about this.
Re: Watch: This 90-Minute Deep Dive Into Two Of The Most Underrated Zeldas Is Well Worth The Time
I'm not convinced that it's worth my time to watch the video.
Re: Review: Mario Strikers: Battle League - Simply The Best Sports Game On Switch
@relinqued Way to completely miss the point. People looking for an authentic single-player experience, a season, or anything outside of the standard match type are going to be disappointed. Take off your Nintendo goggles for two seconds and read it again.
Re: The First Review For Triangle Strategy Is Now In
@somnambulance
Always like how people pick and choose the reviews that "matter." NL's score is just as irrelvant as everyone else's.
Re: Feature: How One Small Company Is Making The Switch Joy-Con You Always Dreamed Of
I most certainly have never dreamed of any of this crap.
Re: Gallery: Here's What Zelda: Breath Of The Wild Looks Like With Raytracing
Give the constant slurping of this game a rest.
Re: Here Are All The Winners From The 2021 Golden Joystick Awards
@Darkyoshi98 That's not how it works. BTS isn't the best group just because lots of teenage girls buy their music.
Re: Random: Brendan Fraser Was So Busy Playing Switch He Missed The Start Of A Meet & Greet
@Bret Who is "we?" I don't care about this guy one way or the other.
Re: Feature: A Perfect Metascore? We Play The Switch Game "Better Than Zelda: Breath Of The Wild"
There are many, many games that are better than BotW. One more really wouldn't be a surprise.
Re: Feature: Nintendo Had A Spectacular Year, And May Have Big Plans
A "spectacular" year? LOL, no.
Re: Review: Poison Control - Entertaining To A Point, But Lacking Where It Counts
@JimmySpades Already played it, and it's better than anything Nintendo has ever made.
Re: Review: Blue Fire - A Superb Action-Platformer That Puts Gameplay First
@sketchturner When you get to be an adult, you have to make decisions for yourself.
Re: Hands On: Is Genshin Impact The Zelda: Breath Of The Wild Clone Fans Thought It Was?
This site seems to think that every game is a Zelda clone.
Re: Kunai Team Discusses The "Very Stressful" Impacts Of Metacritic Review-Bombing
@Crockin
Yelp doesn't matter. At all.
Re: Review: Starlink: Battle For Atlas - A Shining Example Of Open World Star Fox Done Right
Actually, other reviews are saying that this is not the best version of the game. I'll take better performance over Star Fox any day.
Re: Soapbox: We Like To Grumble, But Nintendo Switch Online Is Actually A Very Generous Offer
@HAL9000
$20 to back up your saves. $0 for the competition. No contest.
Re: Review: LEGO The Hobbit (3DS)
@sinalefa
Yes, you are LITERALLY the ONLY person who feels that the third episode will be DLC that conicides with the third movie.