As the great video game reviewer (Yahtzee Croshaw) once said: "First, I should say that Return of the Obra Dinn isn't for everyone. Wow, that's a... useless sentence, isn't it? Nothing's "for everyone", except maybe oxygen and Pixar films"
@Yalloo it was 2018 and on Switch, so it could be only one Zelda BOTW of course. I very, very much liked it. And your favorite game of all times is also my favorite game of all times.
Used to own and love PS1 from 1996 to 2007. It's great to see classic PS games on Switch (actually, playing Crash Bandicoot on the road was the reason I bought a Switch in 2018, only after completing all three Crash Bandicoots fifteen more times I decided to check out what's that "Zelda" all the cool kids on Nintendo forums are talking about), and what's really missing here are first five Tomb Raiders. AFAIK, THQ Nordic currently has the rights to it, and these guys previously did good work (Darksiders 3 and SpongeBob Battle for Bikini Bottom come to mind).
However, I'm fine with some PS1 games missing if there are "inspired by" games that fill this niche. As the article points out, no SotN here, but also no shortage of SotN clones here, so ok then. Same for Twisted Metal - I love TM2, but I loved CelDamage HD even more, so it checks this particular box.
Pity, it looked interesting. However, I'll go and check Youtube for what it has to say about this game (tool?), and if it improves in future, then the mighty YT algorithms, may their benevolent wisdom shine upon us, will recommend it to me again. About "hit or miss" community content part of review - it's called Sturgeon's law, and in user generated content this law is always in full force.
I like Mega Man style gameplay, but not a die hard fan of the franchise itself, so if there's another game that's "Mega Man but better", I'll play it instead of waiting for a new "proper" Mega Man game. I played both Mega Man 11 and Mighty Gunvolt Burst at the same time and found the latter to be "Mega Man but better". So I would give Mega Man 12 a try if it takes some notes from MGB.
Pixel art (MGB's pixel art is a thing in itself, while MM11's art looks cheap, generic and dated), fully customizeable custom weapons, different playstyles (no matter if different characters, or Mega Man only, but with different abilities). No lives system please, it oustayed its welcome long ago. Chiptune music - YES, all of it, in my face, OMNOMNOM. Maybe a separate roguelike mode a la 20XX.
To be fair, story mode is a weak spot in any kart racer. There's a reason Mario Kart doesn't bother with it. And fun fact: in the original Crash Team Racing the story mode antagonist was deliberately made ridiculous as a concept (an alien) because devs were tired of making Crash Bandicoot games and hoped it would kill the franchise (spoiler: it didn't).
This isn't some weird sourcery, the OG Tomb Raider, technically speaking, is not 3D. It uses sprite scaling for rendering the world, that's why everything is square; if GBA can run Doom, why not Tomb Raider?
In Eastern Europe everybody literally calls any console "addon" ("pristavka"), handheld or not. So if anyone happens to talk about SNES Play Station, it is jokingly called "an addon for addon" ("pristavka k pristavke").
And yes, there are home consoles and handheld consoles. One may call the latter "handhelds" for short, but they stop being "consoles" because of it.
"A toy, not a game" - duh, it's not like eshop description promised HARDCORE ACTION PUSHING TO YOUR LIMITS
"Fiddly controls if you’re trying to be precise" - nope, a combination of two sticks and zooming in and out works wonders. Takes one minute to adjust to it
"All towns pretty much look the same" - yes, but it's Scandinavian style, it's still a breath of fresh air if all you see every day are some other (cough cough Eastern European cough) styles
Eastern Europe, Marios are still in every store that sells Switch games, so far never gone up in price. Ditto for online flea markets (where I usually buy physical copies). No, I still won't buy it, that's what we have emulation for.
Sure, why not, all good games from the 90s have already been given second chance, now let's re-release not so good ones. Obviously, I'm being sarcastic, and since it's so obvious, I'm going to omit this sentence from the official transcript of this meeting.
As a fan of the first installment, I wonder what they could possibly add to justify it being part 2. The first one already has everything such games need.
@GrailUK well, it plays like the first Super Monkey Ball and looks like it belongs on the GameCube; also it has cardboard aesthetics which I like very much. No monkeys in the ball though.
"As you know, on this side of the Wall We are Yooks, On the far other side of this Wall Live the Zooks" Then my grandfather said: "It's high time that you knew Of the terrible, horrible thing that Zooks do. In every Zook house and in every Zook town Every Zook eats his bread With the butter side down!"
Legend of Zelda: Ganon strikes back Legend of Zelda: Ganon's rage (Gateway to Hyrule in Europe) Legend of Zelda: Exodus Legend of Zelda: Starring Link Legend of Zelda: The Great Escape Legend of Zelda: Hell on whatever planet Hyrule is
I owned a PS1 in the late 90s, and for me it was The Ultimate Console because it had lots of ports. Ports of games that were several years old already and were previously available only on specific machines, now all came gathered under one roof of PS1 and made shinier, because devs had time to fix post-release bugs. PS1 had the library of, as we say today, Definitive Editions of older games, and that's why so many people, myself included, loved it.
And currently the same thing is happening to Switch. You want new 1st party big budget titles, shiny and chrome? Check. Fancy an indie game with truly original concept? eshop is your friend. Something proven from several years ago? Yup. Link's Awakening that knows gamepads today have more than two buttons? Under different name, but yes, we have that too. One Console to Rule Them All indeed.
No, I'm not downloading Crash 4 like majority of voters. I'm waiting for the cartridge. I may download NoReload Heroes, looks like Enter the Gungeon with up to 4 players coop.
When some time ago I wanted some F-Zero like on my Switch, I bought Fast Rmx. It has a nice gameplay, but not too interesting visuals for my tastes. This one has graphics I already like, will keep an eye on it and wait for reviews. Also, too generic name.
Why folders? I don't want Switch's main screen to resemble yet another cheap Android tablet. Currently Switch has the best main screen of all big name consoles, it's minimalistic but functional (looking at you, PS4, and your bazillion buttons)
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Re: Opinion: Hyrule Really Needs To Take A Look At Its Prison System
Maybe in Hyrule they remember what Lord Vetinari said: never build a prison you wouldn't be happy to spend a night in yourself.
Re: Tomb Raider I-III Remastered And Lara Croft Collection Getting Physical Releases
> Physical edition of TR123R
Jackpot! And right on my birthday (21.05)
> from Limited Run
Oh, sorry, false alarm.
Re: Nintendo Wipes Out 8535 Yuzu Repositories In One Big DMCA Takedown
Yeah, removing a repository, because git is totally centralized, just like svn, and it will render cloned repos useless. Oh wait...
Re: Random: You Can Now Control Your Switch With A GBA, If You Like
If I already have a GBA, I can play GBA games on it, thanks. Flashcarts exist.
Re: Hands On: We've Played Princess Peach: Showtime! - Is It Any Good?
A story-driven game with an emphasis on spectacle and context-sensitive buttons? Sounds like a sequel to Conker's Bad Fur Day in terms of gameplay.
Re: Talking Point: Which Classic Cartoons Deserve The Shredder's Revenge Treatment?
The terror that flaps in the night.
The switch that derails your train.
Darkwing Duck!
Re: Review: Venba – A Narrative Cooking Game That Goes Down A Treat
As the great video game reviewer (Yahtzee Croshaw) once said:
"First, I should say that Return of the Obra Dinn isn't for everyone. Wow, that's a... useless sentence, isn't it? Nothing's "for everyone", except maybe oxygen and Pixar films"
Re: Soapbox: Switch Is Only A Classic Or Two From Being The Perfect PlayStation History Lesson
@Yalloo it was 2018 and on Switch, so it could be only one Zelda BOTW of course. I very, very much liked it.
And your favorite game of all times is also my favorite game of all times.
Re: Soapbox: Switch Is Only A Classic Or Two From Being The Perfect PlayStation History Lesson
Used to own and love PS1 from 1996 to 2007. It's great to see classic PS games on Switch (actually, playing Crash Bandicoot on the road was the reason I bought a Switch in 2018, only after completing all three Crash Bandicoots fifteen more times I decided to check out what's that "Zelda" all the cool kids on Nintendo forums are talking about), and what's really missing here are first five Tomb Raiders. AFAIK, THQ Nordic currently has the rights to it, and these guys previously did good work (Darksiders 3 and SpongeBob Battle for Bikini Bottom come to mind).
However, I'm fine with some PS1 games missing if there are "inspired by" games that fill this niche. As the article points out, no SotN here, but also no shortage of SotN clones here, so ok then. Same for Twisted Metal - I love TM2, but I loved CelDamage HD even more, so it checks this particular box.
Re: Review: Super Dungeon Maker - A Promising 'Zelda Maker' That Needs More Time In The Oven
Pity, it looked interesting. However, I'll go and check Youtube for what it has to say about this game (tool?), and if it improves in future, then the mighty YT algorithms, may their benevolent wisdom shine upon us, will recommend it to me again.
About "hit or miss" community content part of review - it's called Sturgeon's law, and in user generated content this law is always in full force.
Re: Talking Point: What Would You Want To See In A 'Mega Man 12'?
I like Mega Man style gameplay, but not a die hard fan of the franchise itself, so if there's another game that's "Mega Man but better", I'll play it instead of waiting for a new "proper" Mega Man game. I played both Mega Man 11 and Mighty Gunvolt Burst at the same time and found the latter to be "Mega Man but better". So I would give Mega Man 12 a try if it takes some notes from MGB.
Pixel art (MGB's pixel art is a thing in itself, while MM11's art looks cheap, generic and dated), fully customizeable custom weapons, different playstyles (no matter if different characters, or Mega Man only, but with different abilities). No lives system please, it oustayed its welcome long ago. Chiptune music - YES, all of it, in my face, OMNOMNOM. Maybe a separate roguelike mode a la 20XX.
Re: 'Venba' Is the Asian Inspired Cooking Mama Alternative You've Been Waiting For
...and some Chemical X, added accidentally.
Re: Cooking Mama: Cookstar Creators' New Game Comes With A Side Order Of Nile Rodgers
Hope they won't waste an opportunity to advertize with a slogan "this game... even better than Mama!"
Re: Random: F1 Star Lewis Hamilton Couldn't Find Mario Kart, So He Bought Super Monaco GP II Instead
"But they didn't have Ice Cube, so he bought Vanilla Ice"
Re: The Switch Has Now Sold Over 25 Million Units In Japan
This means every fifth person in Japan owns a Switch.
Re: Review: Chocobo GP - A Surprising Mario Kart 8 Alternative For Final Fantasy Fans
To be fair, story mode is a weak spot in any kart racer. There's a reason Mario Kart doesn't bother with it. And fun fact: in the original Crash Team Racing the story mode antagonist was deliberately made ridiculous as a concept (an alien) because devs were tired of making Crash Bandicoot games and hoped it would kill the franchise (spoiler: it didn't).
Re: There's A Flight Simulator Game Coming To The Nintendo Switch
Another mobile port? It's just plane wrong.
I'll see myself out.
Re: Random: The OG Tomb Raider Looks Amazing On Game Boy Advance
This isn't some weird sourcery, the OG Tomb Raider, technically speaking, is not 3D. It uses sprite scaling for rendering the world, that's why everything is square; if GBA can run Doom, why not Tomb Raider?
Re: Random: Domino's Is Trying To Lure In New Workers With The Chance Of Winning A Nintendo Switch
looks at the picture Finally, Mighty No 9 comes to Switch, with updated explosions!
Re: Steam Deck, Valve's Switch-Like Handheld PC, Gets Pushed Back To 2022
Great, put it to "Will change gaming forever" along with Steam Machines, Valve Controller and Valve VR glasses (forgot proper name).
Re: Nintendo's Lawyers Strike Again, This Time Against A Mario NFT Gambling Game
That's not even what 'simp' means. How do you do fellow kids indeed.
Re: Limited Run Games Almost Released A Physical 'Clock' For Nintendo Switch, Seriously
And now when at least one copy of this shows up on ebay, it will have the price of several Atlantean Scions.
Re: Poll: Do You Call Handhelds Like Game Boy And Nintendo DS 'Consoles'?
In Eastern Europe everybody literally calls any console "addon" ("pristavka"), handheld or not. So if anyone happens to talk about SNES Play Station, it is jokingly called "an addon for addon" ("pristavka k pristavke").
And yes, there are home consoles and handheld consoles. One may call the latter "handhelds" for short, but they stop being "consoles" because of it.
Re: Wario Took Over Nintendo's Twitter And It Was Horrible
"Twitter stinks"
Can't argue with that.
Re: Mini Review: Townscaper - A Peaceful, Pretty, City-Building Plaything
I just have to disagree with all the cons:
Re: Top-Down Vehicle Combat Game Gearshifters Speeds Towards An October Switch Release
@Gs69 CelDamage HD, but only in terms of gameplay, not visual tone
Re: Feature: How Fire Tonight Took A Decades-Old Synth-Pop Song, And Made A Game Out Of It
> You might think that there would be more video games based on songs, and yet, there really aren't.
No More Heroes, sorta.
Re: Aksys Games Shares First Look At "Capcom And SNK" Inspired Arcade Fighter Blazing Strike
Bart: 2D pixel art street fights are back?
Comic Book Guy: 2D pixel art street fights never left...
Re: Spindle Is A Zelda-Like Where You Play The Role Of Death... And A Pig
The horseman of aporkalypse
I'll see myself out
Re: 5 Ways That 'Rustler' Indulges Your Medieval 'Ye Olde GTA' Fantasies On Switch
𝅘𝅥𝅯 Call Mr Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mister Plow 𝅘𝅥𝅯
Re: Poll: Can You Still Find Game & Watch: Super Mario Bros. And Super Mario 3D All-Stars?
Eastern Europe, Marios are still in every store that sells Switch games, so far never gone up in price. Ditto for online flea markets (where I usually buy physical copies). No, I still won't buy it, that's what we have emulation for.
Re: Retro FMV Shooter Corpse Killer Finally Has A Switch Release Date
Sure, why not, all good games from the 90s have already been given second chance, now let's re-release not so good ones. Obviously, I'm being sarcastic, and since it's so obvious, I'm going to omit this sentence from the official transcript of this meeting.
Re: Super Destronaut DX-2 Blasts Its Way Onto Switch This Week
As a fan of the first installment, I wonder what they could possibly add to justify it being part 2. The first one already has everything such games need.
Re: Random: Masahiro Sakurai Has Made A Frantic Shooter Inside Game Builder Garage
Coming soon: Balan Wonderworld in Game Builder Garage but fun to play. (Well, stranger things happened).
Re: A New Super Monkey Ball Game Has Been Rated Again, This Time In Brazil
@GrailUK well, it plays like the first Super Monkey Ball and looks like it belongs on the GameCube; also it has cardboard aesthetics which I like very much. No monkeys in the ball though.
Re: A New Super Monkey Ball Game Has Been Rated Again, This Time In Brazil
I've already bought Paperball Deluxe. It may not be Sonic Mania moment for Super Monkey Ball, but it's definitely, let's say, Freedom Planet moment.
Re: Talking Point: What Do You Think The "Switch Pro" Will Actually Be Called?
Nintendo Switch SP
Re: Super Magbot Is A 'Magnetic Platformer' Out Soon On Switch, Demo Playable Now
So basically Celeste With Magnets.
Re: Random: Say Hello To The Chinese Mega Man - Zook: Hero
"As you know, on this side of the Wall
We are Yooks,
On the far other side of this Wall
Live the Zooks"
Then my grandfather said:
"It's high time that you knew
Of the terrible, horrible thing that Zooks do.
In every Zook house and in every Zook town
Every Zook eats his bread
With the butter side down!"
Re: Back Page: Guessing The Next Zelda Title Using Industry Trends
Legend of Zelda: Ganon strikes back
Legend of Zelda: Ganon's rage (Gateway to Hyrule in Europe)
Legend of Zelda: Exodus
Legend of Zelda: Starring Link
Legend of Zelda: The Great Escape
Legend of Zelda: Hell on whatever planet Hyrule is
Re: Mini Review: Kingdom of Arcadia - A Pleasant Little Not-Quite-Metroidvania
Metroid-feign-ia.
Re: Nintendo Download: 25th March (Europe)
Paperball is Super Monkey Ball 1 done right.
Re: Random: Listen To The Mario Theme Recreated Using The Switch's Menu Sounds
Now according to Youtube traditions, they should recreate Megalovania with the same samples.
Re: Switch Is Now Nintendo's Second Best-Selling System In The US, In "Tracked History"
@UltimateOtaku91 NES was the beast, SNES followed. And 64 wasn't the beast in terms of sold units.
Also: GB was the beast, then GBC was the beast, then GBA was the beast, then DS was the beast with a capital B... see the pattern?
Re: Soapbox: I'm Tired Of Ports And Remakes - Where Are All Nintendo's New Ideas?
I owned a PS1 in the late 90s, and for me it was The Ultimate Console because it had lots of ports. Ports of games that were several years old already and were previously available only on specific machines, now all came gathered under one roof of PS1 and made shinier, because devs had time to fix post-release bugs. PS1 had the library of, as we say today, Definitive Editions of older games, and that's why so many people, myself included, loved it.
And currently the same thing is happening to Switch. You want new 1st party big budget titles, shiny and chrome? Check. Fancy an indie game with truly original concept? eshop is your friend. Something proven from several years ago? Yup. Link's Awakening that knows gamepads today have more than two buttons? Under different name, but yes, we have that too. One Console to Rule Them All indeed.
Re: Nintendo Download: 11th March (North America)
No, I'm not downloading Crash 4 like majority of voters. I'm waiting for the cartridge.
I may download NoReload Heroes, looks like Enter the Gungeon with up to 4 players coop.
Re: Sick Of Waiting For A New F-Zero? Far S Ultra Might Tickle Your Fancy
When some time ago I wanted some F-Zero like on my Switch, I bought Fast Rmx. It has a nice gameplay, but not too interesting visuals for my tastes. This one has graphics I already like, will keep an eye on it and wait for reviews. Also, too generic name.
Re: There's A New Nintendo Switch System Firmware Update Coming Soon
Why folders? I don't want Switch's main screen to resemble yet another cheap Android tablet. Currently Switch has the best main screen of all big name consoles, it's minimalistic but functional (looking at you, PS4, and your bazillion buttons)
Re: Review: Lawnmower Game: Racing - The Worst Game On Switch? Quite Possibly
Big Rigs 2: Lawnmower Edition
Re: Cloud Gaming Not A "Top Priority", But Nintendo Is "Always Researching Technologies"
Et tu, Nintendo?
No. Just. No. New technologies are good, but they must improve the experience, not worsen it.