ironside1911

ironside1911

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Re: Nintendo Download: 23rd March (Europe)

ironside1911

Dont know what to buy, its all so good. I think Ill buy a second switch just to be sure.

Thanks again, Nintendo..hooooomerun...finally silenced all these crazy people...now you showed them. VISA servers breaking down.

On the other hand, you got 3 months before this fisher price joke is officially the scientogy of videogaming

Re: Super Mario Run Is Finally Coming To Android Next Week

ironside1911

@MAGGOT_MOD

Of course you did and any regular mod can verify, but lets say you didnt.

You think Othello is a pathetic game? I will let them know... another Nintendo hater. Theres the Switch, and all you do is tell everyone how bad the games are. OK I agree, they are bad, but not thaaaaat bad, okkkk? They really are a rip off, I give you that, still .. have some faith, please. You said and edited your post that the switch is the worst console launch ever? Well, thats your opinion and I guess everyone has one.

Why you hate Nintendo so much? Why you make fun of the switch? You think putting Mario in Fifa will make it a proper port? Ok, if they could include Mario as a referee, Punch Out style, Im sure it would sell so much.

Anyway, I also let EA know that switch users would prefer Mario instead of a cheap GO port.

Rock On, Dude!

Re: Super Mario Run Is Finally Coming To Android Next Week

ironside1911

@MAGGOT_MOD Does your source has perhaps any info on the upcoming Fifa 2018: GO?

Edit: Since you edited your posting, could you ask your source whether the price for the switch will be lowered before or after june? I put my money on before ...but let me know.

Btw. Anyone else has framerate issues with Othello on switch? It was fine, but since today, cant get passed 18 fps.

Re: Nintendo Download: 16th March (Europe)

ironside1911

3DS eShop
Frontier Days - Founding Pioneers

9.99 for the switch ... 5.99 for the 3DS ... same game, really good. First day purchase both.

The "new 3DS" titles are very interesting. Back then I remember the fanboy enthusiasm.. a new wave of great games to appear. And yep, I apologize for calling it a cheap rip off and slap in the face. First Day purchase (along with the "new" 3DS) - cant wait to play a minesweepers clone and breakout. Anyone noticed any framerate issues?

Re: Video: How To Watch YouTube And Browse The Web On Your Nintendo Switch

ironside1911

"Just like a real tablet!"

"but hey - YouTube on your Switch, guys!"

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Every time i read something here I get this "retroooooooo" echo sound ... youtube, wohoooo .. time to open up the champagne, everyone. Revolutionary times for all getting to know youtube.

EDIT: Reminds me of whats missing! It would be great to get the Atari 2600 compilation on one card. Switch-tax aside, still for 40-50$ (spread in 3 volumes and one 99$ Amiibo Atari pack), Im sure it would be a smash hit. Would love to play Centipede with the Joy-Cons... was waiting for it.

Re: Sonic Mania Developer Clarifies Details About the Switch Port's Launch

ironside1911

This game will be available, on all platforms, you can imagine these days in households... perhaps your toaster wont run it, but Im sure theres something, even an old laptop, that will run it perfectly fine hooked up to ANY controller of your choice.

That stuff should be put in a section called "games that others buy cheaper"

Is there any company or actually any news of whats coming to the switch apart these lame ports? SEGA never developed this in mind with the switch. No reason to have a Nintendo device to play this.

EDIT: ...tax... lol .. yep, would work same way like tax with villagers living on the north pole. If you are a Nintendo fan and like this, why dont you just "tip" your waiter next time more, when he confirms he likes Nintendo games... same logic.

Re: My Nintendo Adds a Breath of The Wild Wallpaper to the Rewards Lineup

ironside1911

"What do you think? Will you get this?"

Yes, that and a pink dancing elephant.

I would really like to spend 50 platinum points per question during some Q&A workshop session with the creative-dreamteam behind these rewards.

Hopefully they will soon add some polyphonic ringtones for my Nokia too. Didnt check the sizes, but I assume they are adjusted for Windows 98 users?

Just missing the 100 Platinum coins reward - watching Nintendo switch commercials on youtube.

Re: "No Widespread Technical Problems" With Switch Joy-Cons, Claims Nintendo

ironside1911

@Action51I do constanly, Im happy to forward all complains but yes, im very afraid, I heard Reggie can make critics disappear.
I will most definatly not hide behind your words - they can communicate directly with you (get ur friendscode ready). Will let you know when they answer.
Youre male? Im sorry. I didnt check your profile and Im very surprised cause its usually 95% female complaining about widespread technical videogame issues.
Thanks for clarifying that, i wont ever doubt your masculinity again.
Youre strooooong. Go, get Nintendo, Tiger.

Re: "No Widespread Technical Problems" With Switch Joy-Cons, Claims Nintendo

ironside1911

@oceano @Desy64 Thats right, its just inevitable at launch BUT there`s much more than just haters here. There are also many productive individuals, investing their time trying to maximize the switch experience of others. Some are even actively looking for a solution to the problem Nintendos wizards are struggling with. I actually take that back, there is no problem. Never was.
But, in a "What-If"-Scenario, when theres no joy left to be found in the cons, you can soon try this pro controller, which works already on the Wii U for some time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtUhLDOBPNs (just an example, you will find others with different workarounds)

Should be a matter of little time until they have a fix for the switch - all thanks to the support of the gaming world. You see, theres not that much hate around. Cheer up, Bros!

Re: "No Widespread Technical Problems" With Switch Joy-Cons, Claims Nintendo

ironside1911

@nhSnork "The number [of Joy-Con replacement or repair requests received] is not significant, and is consistent with what we've seen for any new hardware we have launched."

True that, Bro. Downplaying looks different. Its just true, its consistent with ANY NEW hardware they have launched. I remember, in the last century, when I got the SNES, left controller was not working, the AC adapter blew up and for some reason, they included a 8-bit cartridge of Super Mario instead of Super Mario World. Damn those messy launches.
And wow, before that, I unboxed the Gameboy, put in batteries and it blew up. We lost 3 firefighters that day.
One to remember for eternity was the N64 launch, what a MESS. First there was blood leaking out of the controller ports and then it was outputting only black/white colors.
Gamecube, dont get me started on that. Dead on arrival - literally. I preordered and Nintendo send me a DIY Box with all parts to construct it myself. Messy launch, but it happens with all of them.
Wii or Wii U? Bit better but due to the radioactive materials used in the launch version, may the those brave early adopters be remembered for ever.

The only thing that is literally out of line here is my favorite overpriced Nintendo gadget, the Virtual Boy. No launch issues whatsoever. Love 12 hours sessions on that - just so relaxing.

Re: Talking Point: Nintendo Switch Has Started Well - Now the Real Challenge Begins

ironside1911

@itslukec Yes, it was a great day. I got the Switch first and ....well, funny story, I put it up on Ebay 30minutes later. I wrote the ad on my smartphone on the way home, I put a buy-now price of 1200 and some happy hunter got it right away.
I went on a 2 day party-binge and still got cash left.... and then in 3-4 months I pick a switch up for 149 again.
Would like to ask that early adopter for his friendscode, Im sure hes in for a round of Othello.

Re: Talking Point: Nintendo Switch Has Started Well - Now the Real Challenge Begins

ironside1911

@Yasume Im so sorry, so sorry, Bro. You are one of these Sony haters, arent you? Filled with hatred you try to tell me my switch is a cheap overpowered tablet? Dude, Bro, You wont manage that, drop it, pal. You aint funny.
Go back to your hatred filled world of GTA Online. Youre not even in the same industry when I take a look at Othello. You aint laughing no more when you see Othello multiplayer, Bro.
Where are your friendscodes, duh?

Re: Talking Point: Nintendo Switch Has Started Well - Now the Real Challenge Begins

ironside1911

@NaviAndMii You forgot:

Othello - JUST TAKE MY MONEY. SOLD!
Farmers Frontiers - DONE DEAL!
Bomberman B - I'M GONNA NEED MORE EURO!!
1-2-Switch - ITS JUST THAT GOOD
Just Dance 2018 - PRE-ORDERED!

The future?....Tetris Unlimited SE?....Luigi Chess Festival?....Fifa 2017 Special Version?....Othello: Origins?.....Super Mario Run DX?.....or something even more spectacular?

I think its perfect. Its just that good. Other were expecting Nintendo to drop the price already after 4 weeks, but thats haters-stuff, I think it will do great and it does so far.

Re: Review: New Frontier Days: Founding Pioneers (Switch eShop)

ironside1911

@SKTTR Exactly, Sir. Arc Systems Works is a bit like what Rockstar Games is for Sony, just on a smaller scale, but still very respectable. Very polished and no gliches. I just played their new Othello (I preordered it) and its just that good. No glitches which cant be really said about all next generation consoles. I had GTA5 crashing at least once in 3 months but Othello so far, flawless.

I would also never skip a game because of the looks of it and on top I have Nintendo Life to put things into perspective for me. Anyway, I was just refreshing my browser and I guess there was glitch on the site? Because for a brief moment I had already a glimpse at the upcoming review .. too bad I didnt catch the score, but knowing Arc Systems Works, I would say between 8 and 9 out of 10. Its not Zelda by description (IMO) but who knows, Othello came out of nowhere and it grabbed my attention too.

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Re: Review: Othello (Switch eShop)

ironside1911

Shocking - all this disrespect for another splendid Arc System Works release.
The Frontier Farmer hit was a 7 out of 10, this only gets a 6 out of 10, but I think it will grow on you with time and hence I would rate it more a 8 out of 10. Its that good.
You can test all your consoles features ("you can easily pass a Joy-Con or even exclusively use the touchscreen") and invite more friends to your Farmer & Othello party nights because, as NintendoLife said, "Othello is a release that can certainly grab and hold the attention of those that like the core game or want a bit of relaxed multiplayer".
Imagine your friends, sitting there at home with a PS4 pad in hands, playing GTA 5 Online and the phone rings.
You go: "Yo, man, come over, I just got the new Othello boardgame for the switch. Its a BLAST"
Your friend goes: "No way, Dude!!! Is that the new Arc System Works release? Thats an exclusive, right?"
They will drop their pads and start running.

I know its early to call for any "Game of the Year" candidates, but perhaps Arc System Works could release another exclusive "Compilation" at the end of the year - with all hit titles. That sure would be a GOTY recommendation. NL is fully aware of that as they are hinting at it already:
"However, while it's interesting to see Arc System Works diversify itself, the title would be much more at home if it was included with a compilation of other tabletop games."

Nintendo Life, could you perhaps make a poll about it?

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Re: Review: New Frontier Days: Founding Pioneers (Switch eShop)

ironside1911

I can verify....im still having a BLAST....1-2-Switch....wow....there was a product flaw, now nintendo (through sources) delivered the missing part.
A hit of LSD

Let me revise my comment....when i said that charles manson will.be declared jesus before switch becomes a success

I apologize...proof: JaxonH

Edit: Freudian Slip:

"only games I wait on are games I don't want right now."

I know, the farm game is must... i mean, a switch console without farming frontier farmers is not the same. Mario missing, ok....but farm-simulations? no way ... but yes, i agree, apart zelda (which is virtually the same on wii u), i also do take care... apart preordering farmville twice, im waiting just as you

Re: Review: New Frontier Days: Founding Pioneers (Switch eShop)

ironside1911

@JaxonH Same here, Botw...amazing..i have it on wii u but these 2 extra hours during my shift are kick ass (dont tell my boss)....my wife herself, she even said the portatibly is perfect for me so i can use finally something in bed..and duuuuude, fast rxm...right dude? Right?
Finally someone with some common sense and not some freak fake who will dissapear when Bomberman R hits 9.95 in 2 month (1-2-switch has an unfortunate drop.in europe...like down to 29 in 7 days...but, listen, dont comment this, buy another copy at full price and pretend you have a timemachine)

And dont forget to tell everyone...theres more to come

Edit: im.sorry i didnt read your whole post.before commenting...now i did..it stands

Re: Review: New Frontier Days: Founding Pioneers (Switch eShop)

ironside1911

@JaxonH you didnt preorder the farming frontier game yet? Come on, maaaan.... I know zelda is great, i have it too..also my bed sheets...but we have to support the switch with exclusive releases...so, will u buy it?

Edit: i actually dont have these bed sheets..but willing to buy when princess jenna zelda jamison shows up

Re: Review: New Frontier Days: Founding Pioneers (Switch eShop)

ironside1911

@bimmy-lee Now I understand and Im grateful for sharing this info. Dont forget the prayers to Nintendo before you eat.

And then, of course, when you are stuffed..time for a round of 1-2-Switch (again)..what a blast.

Btw. Please.share the other jehovas opinion....i know "you are one" but perhaps here, tonight, on Nintendo Life, lets connect worlds, lets connect your sect with ours.

But..tell me..u didnt answer..and remember, mario sees all, did u preorder it or.not?

Re: Guide: Nintendo Switch Games And Accessories You Should Buy

ironside1911

Hey, Nintendolife, how about you post some stats like Nintendo...how much you made with the most commercial affiliate links? I mean im sure theres something cause usually all your listed prices become a joke when "wanting to get a fair price"

Edit: Why dont you add some 10$ usb gadgets....switch has usb ports

Re: Review: New Frontier Days: Founding Pioneers (Switch eShop)

ironside1911

@bimmy-lee Why because you want to tell everyone how bad these games are? Are you even a real fan? You understand the number 7? Out of whole 10?
I for one will ignore haters like you. Whats next? You start telling me I wont be able to play a proper Fifa port but just the enhanced android one?
Dont fool yourself..btw. did you preorder farmer adventure?

Re: Review: New Frontier Days: Founding Pioneers (Switch eShop)

ironside1911

@bimmy-lee Why? You saying its not a 7/10 10$ worth title?

As I said, and its written above, its 7/10 and I highly recommend it for every new switch user. Dont understand why all of a sudden your putting down the quality. I for one just called more friends to come over, first for 1-2-Switch, then for Farmer Frontier.

Re: Review: New Frontier Days: Founding Pioneers (Switch eShop)

ironside1911

Its really good, that good. I love farmville on facebook and all these generic free-to-play mobile building-simulations on android. Just when I thought there is nothing worth buying, there comes this gem out of nowhere.
I hope people dont get discouraged by the negative reviews all over - as low as 3/10 - cause its really that good.
Its one of these moments where you can finally have the reassurance and say to yourself "yep, money well invested, youre a real smart gaming fan" and its that moment where I think people will finally start noticing the Switch more and more. Its also alot of fun with friends (still having a blast with 1-2-Switch, its just so addicting) - there is no Multiplayer but just playing it in 3 with others giving instruction is like Multiplayer to me - and it delivers here.

Do you think there is any chance of a physical retail version? Would love to get that, perhaps a collectors edition? Would pay double to have it. Anyone know if they are perhaps testing the rumored 4K resolution feature here? Its extremly well detailed (not unlike a screenshot from a mobile).

Sure, Zelda you can buy for the Wii U but this here, thats a proper exclusive.

OK - there will be always these "haters" saying "thats a joke ... " ... but then I say, its not about the gaming, its also about the portability. Where else can you play something like this on the go? And just for 10$?

Re: Nintendo Download: 9th March (North America)

ironside1911

@sleepinglion "noticeable controller lag" ... what kind of planet youre living in? Get a 20$ used tablet and connect your "whatever" controller via bluetooth and just use the "legal" emulator (its on itunes and google store) .. then when you "own" the game. play it... "noticable controller lag".. get the f out of here

Re: Opening Sales for Nintendo Switch in North America Set a New High

ironside1911

@roboshort Wait.. before you mention stuff like this, and saying "i havent seen any" blabla. so why dont u invest this time to do so? Cause else its what u will hear... ur opinion is a joke and it will be reflected in around 2 weeks. Cheers

Btw, if you still didnt get it... you might want to compare your vita games with the switch sports... and while ur at it (cause i wont buy it), im looking forward to ur switch fifa mobile port opinion.

Having said that, i actually just flew by ur post.. blabla.. x1 .. bla... ps4.. bla.. what u trying to say? U lost already, now start conviving people why to buy a switch (and f off with zelda.. i dont need a zelda machine, put the game on ps4 and everyone is super happy"... right now ur supporting the shortcomings... i dont care.. waste ur money... then when nintendo starts their last stand, i will recommend to buy the switch at the price of 129

Re: Review: Fast RMX (Switch eShop)

ironside1911

@Dash000 "K so, I haven't played this game yet,"

Already a perfect start to every posting ... that supposed to be some sort of "Sorry, Im like Rainman so whatever comes now, dont take it seriously" ? .. ok.. lets see whats next

"but i've been reading through the comments and i'm sorry but nothing you have been saying makes any sense, other than that you think this game should have a lower score, even though you give no reasons other than a possible future f-zero might probably be better?"

Thats an amazing analyse, so before I try to stimulate your braincells too much, why dont you first go and check the FZero games? When you are back and you tell me, they are good and I ask you to rate any and you tell me there was one that scores less or same as this.. then trust me, theres alot that doesnt make sense for you. I wont be making a whole game mechanics breakdown cause you are used to mobile gaming.

"Also, you've been misinterpreting and putting words in ThanosRexx's mouth for the entire time never mind saying that anyone who likes this game is "running nintendo down" and aren't true fans and whatnot?"

Ah right, because you are sitting next to him? You are married? You know whos putting words in whos mouth? Really good.. you should do this job in politics. Pleaaaaaaase... embarassing.

"I'm sorry, I'm saying this as nicely as I possibly can"

Dont be shy, you can already read minds ... so dont worry, I can take your superpower attitude, dont hold back.

", but you are straight up just spouting whatever crap you can to antagonize this person, the review, the website, and anyone who agrees with any of them. So please, if you really hate any or all of this as much as you seem to, just log off the site permanently or something. If not, and you're just in a bad mood or something, i'm sorry, but you've still made a fool of yourself."

Its late, it really is.. and I will crash down soon and catch some sleep... but before I do so.. I dont know why, I was reading that last part of yours and theres some flowerpower music running here.. so this ones for you:

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Off to bed ... and you behave at bibleschool tomorrow, cheerio