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Re: Review: Layton's Mystery Journey: Katrielle And The Millionaires' Conspiracy - Deluxe Edition - Puzzling Fun On Switch

SlowPokemon

I’m a major fan of the Layton series, but saying this game has fantastic writing is really just not accurate. The characters and locales are perfectly charming, but the story is not interesting in the least, as much as I wanted to love it. Also, as a longtime Layton fan, the new localization style with all the puns and obnoxious Britishisms and accents in the text really got under my skin. I get that the reviewer liked it, but it’s not at all consistent with how the other Laytons have been localized.

Re: Poll: Vote For Your Favourite Professor Layton Game

SlowPokemon

Unwound Future is going to win this poll, but (while I love all of them and played every last puzzle multiple times) for my money, the series still hasn’t recaptured the charm and atmosphere of Curious Village and Diabolical Box. I also think the 3DS games and the prequels in general are unfairly criticized a lot; I really can’t stress enough how great each of the main series is.

Layton’s Mystery Journey is...okay. I’d have preferred fewer puzzles if it meant that we wouldn’t have so many with trick answers or dumb solutions; you can really tell Tago didn’t work on the puzzles unfortunately. The story is also completely dull, even if the locales and characters are charming. It’s like someone took the egg hunt chapter of Azran Legacy and stretched it out to an entire game, except the egg hunting stories were much more interesting. Oh well. Hopefully Layton has a return to form in the future.

Re: Review: Death Mark - An Excellent Horror-Adventure Fusion

SlowPokemon

I got this for Vita. I played about ten hours but didn’t finish the game, I just lost interest. It had a fantastic horror atmosphere, and I liked the general gameplay, but the writing (and I suspect mainly the localization) was bland and boring. This is coming from someone who loves visual novels, adventure games, and mystery horror. It wasn’t a bad game, but I personally don’t think it was realistically worth above a 6/10. Again, however, I didn’t play past chapter 4, so there’s a chance the last chapter is really excellent or something. But up to then, didn’t really do it for me.

Re: Yoshi's Crafted World Producer Discusses The Game's Difficulty

SlowPokemon

I don’t want a Yoshi game that’s harder than this one. This and Yoshi’s Woolly World are both relaxing, positive, and cute experiences that I find perfectly satisfy my gaming needs when I’m in the mood to unwind after work or class. It’s to the point where I’m actively saving the game for times when I feel depressed or unhappy—the creative aesthetic, cute kazoo tunes, and gentle gameplay rhythms make me feel like the game equivalent of being cuddled. If the game were more difficult than it is, I wouldn’t want to finish it (just as I never was able to finish Yoshi’s Island or Yoshi’s Island DS) because it wouldn’t fit the aesthetic.

Re: Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey Is One Of The Worst-Selling Mario Games To Date

SlowPokemon

I bought it, but even as someone who’s pretty obsessed with the Mario & Luigi series and has 100%ed all of them (including the extra challenges that started in Dream Team), I could not get into this remake. The series is getting stale. I regret buying it, and not just because I played it on DS several years ago. It’s just not a very good remake; it feels sanitized and the lack of 3D has zero justification—it doesn’t even have the 60fps that Superstar Saga got in 2017. Just kind of a baffling release. Though it’s worth noting that low stock might be part of the reason for low sales: my local GameStop and Walmart both only got two copies in, and I had to go to multiple places to find mine.

Re: Listen To The Music From Pokémon: Let's Go Pikachu And Eevee With This Official Soundtrack

SlowPokemon

I really hate the music arrangements in this game. Thank god Shota Kageyama was working on this and presumably not the new Pokémon game for next year. His orchestrations here and for Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire (and even most of his tracks in XY) completely sterilized anything interesting about the music. He wasn’t involved in Sun and Moon at all, and that’s the best soundtrack they’ve had in years. Minako Adachi and Hitomi Sato are so much better as composers for Pokémon—girl power, am I right?

Re: Guide: How To Battle Red In Pokémon: Let's Go On Nintendo Switch

SlowPokemon

This is a spoiler that is really obnoxious to see in the title...Red was not in the original games (technically, your character was Red) and I’ve been avoiding trailers, so sorry if he was shown in one, but yeah this is really kind of a bummer to be spoiled about considering this game has so few surprises anyway. Please be more conscious in the future—I’m not being butthurt, that’s a legitimate request.

Re: Guide: The Best Pokémon Games - Every Mainline Pokémon Game Ranked

SlowPokemon

This list is absolute nonsense. Ruby and Sapphire being marked so far from Emerald? Diamond and Pearl being at the bottom with Platinum near the top? Theyre practically the same game. Besides which, you literally just listed the games’ features instead of giving any reasons for why you ranked them in this order. Awful, poorly-written list.

Re: A Pokémon Let's Go Pikachu And Eevee Soundtrack Is Coming With Remixes Of Old Classics

SlowPokemon

Ughhhh I hope this ends up being good, and I’ll keep an open mind, but Shota Kageyama is the worst composer to have ever worked on Pokémon games. He didn’t work on Sun and Moon at all, handing the reins over to the likes of Minako Adachi and Hitomi Sato, and those two women (along with a few tracks by Go Ichinose and Jun’ichi Masuda) composed a soundtrack six times as good as X and Y, which was dominated by his sound. I sincerely hope Kageyama’s technique has improved from the bland style he’s had before, because even his arrangements of the great tracks in Ruby and Sapphire sort of “sanitized” them in ORAS.