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Blood will literally pour out of the 3DS.

My T-Shirt fetish just went 'ding'.

Wonderfully written review Sean, as ever. But scoring it a 10 is extremely generous. Me no likey.

@James: Well, I'm not complaining one bit, I likez your news.

Less than a month!

I like complexity, they best not dumb it down too much. :/

Not long till E3 now.... AAAAAGGGH!!! D:

@pixelman: Sand dolphins.

Thank you James for supplying us with all these Monster goodies, you rock!

_{And what's going on, you seem to be running the news department almost single-handedly lately, you are a news-cannon!}

Aha, an Adult Swim thing, gotcha. Thanks! That really had me worried. D:

Back to the article, and the extra information provided by Crunc... Smooth Nintendo, smooooth!

So who's the dude in the picture? D:

Even if they release it looking like that, I'll buy it.

lol JakobG.

Anyway, I've missed out on a few whilst trapped in the village and there are some I'm unable to join due to lack of HR, does anyone know if these Events will loop eventually? :/

Epic selection! Downloading now. Thanks!

edit: Tell ya what, The Great Mountain Marches is epic in-game, but listening to it REALLY loud whilst hyped on coffee is something else. And then... Mario in Space! Weeeeeh!

Thank you!

Whilst on one hand I would be pleased, as I could buy more games for less. On the other hand I would be most annoyed, having already bought so many games at their original price.

@BlueFlameBat: I liked POP! I'm starting to see a pattern form regarding you and I. Ha!

@Gavin: I could indeed, but I'm old fashioned and stuck in my ways. If everybody bought online there would be no game stores at all, and I like cheesing about, perusing the 2nd-hand games and looking for bargains.

I shall be RUNNING to the shop between now and tomorrow to grab some points. Yay!

I've used TV channels like this before (at Christmas especially). I doubt I'd pay for it, but this isn't as silly as it seems.

Going by the 'My Aquarium' review, I expect this to get at least a 7.

Wow, that's a nice surprise. I hope it's just as twisted as Killer7, if not more.

That's actually pretty funny Slapdude. Ha!

So many yummy shiny moments. And only 1 month to go! YAY!

More Prime please!

Hhmm, I actually thought the name '3DS' was pretty good. :/ Oh well, I shall trust in their knowledge and experience. After all, I'm the idiot who thought 'Revolution' was good.

Silly me! >.<

I think you can blame Monster Hunter Tri for Sin & Punishments bad sales, as everybody (myself included) is still playing that. Personally, whilst I know I'll get a few good plays out of S&P2, I'm waiting til it lowers closer to £20. I hate paying full whack for a game that'll only last the length of two movies.

As for why MHT didn't sell well I don't know, I thought it had. There were adverts on the telly, Nintendo Channel got pwned, and those massive 'They're Coming' billboards were in cities (I saw a few in Manchester, they looked cool). Oh well, hopefully it'll have long legs.

She looks good either way.

I'm not one for censorship, but if a lil bit of boob increases the age-rating and therefore reduce sales, I'd just wrap 'em up. Maybe have an optional 'artistic mode' unlocked when you pwn the game, one the classification people will never see.

As for virgins sacrificing themselves to the fail-pit, erm...

Like Gavin I have no sympathy, an economic crisis hits and they raised the price, ridiculous. Anyway, sales were gonna slow down eventually what with saturation and the drop in price for rival consoles. A 360 Elite is only £40 more ffs. I do wish Nintendo weren't quite so greedy sometimes. They should drop the price closer to it's production value and rely on the profit from all the quality software that is due this year and next.

I feel confused and want to lash out. But... public votes are pointless and stupid. Especially this one. I remain calm.

A wonderful choice of picture there James.

Great review! Having fallen in love with S&P on VC I was already hyped for this, but now...

I'll buy it in a couple of weeks, after I've weaned myself off MHT. D:

Oh awesome, another tin. It'll look so yummy next to the other one (which has sweeties in).

Also, the game looks alright, I suppose...

Woah, I nearly missed this, it was hiding under a news-fest. Gonna listen now.

edit: Oh yes, really good hearing you jabber on about MHTri dude. It's special, it really is, so much so it should be a 10. Enjoyed the new feature too!

Cool beans Fox. One question, did the demo put you off?

I'm getting the feeling the US demo was a bad representation of the game (throwing you in against a beastie instead of starting with the basics). Perhaps the reason it has sold so well over here, is because there was no demo? Just a thought.

I don't understand Fox, why is it a shame that this game has people excited? Surely any 'hardcore' game with online play, selling well on Wii, is a good thing. It at least shows the market we have been told isn't there, most definitely is.

lolmonster love it!

I also love Monster Hunter Tri, deeply, even though it's obviously for kids and should be in HD. I hope it pwns I really do, and shows 3rd parties the kind of money they could have been making if they had taken the console seriously.

@TrevorTheChan: When TW11 arrives you may well do so.

@TrevorTheChan: Yes, and with those awkward putts you could just pull out the chipper and have unlimited practice shots (unlike the single putt preview) until you were guaranteed to sink it. This was abused online, so much so you had to use it to stay in touch with opponents/leaders. For online play with my friends we had a 'no-chipping on the green' rule and just had to trust each other. A very minor detail I'll admit, but one that eventually became a game-breaker.

First thing they need to do is fix the 'chipping issue'. That ruined the game once you realised it was there. Apart from that game-breaker, TW10 was nearly perfect.

I was hoping for balance-board support in TW11, for the complete golfing sim. Hmm.

_{also, drunken angry wife mode à la south park would rock! ;D}

Now that's how you make a trailer. I haz tingles.

Congratulations. Please don't get 'em sweaty.

Cool person + DJ Hero = Not cool

Awesome game! I would absolutely freak though, if they ever brought Alpha Centauri to WiiWare. Hopefully this, is a step to that. Pleeeease!

That looks just as good in motion as it did in stills. Very impressive.

My SD Card awaits.

SMG2 footage gives me tingles.

What!? That's like 600 squid. Cheap as chips!!!

Exsqueeze me? Baking Powder?

Enjoy dudes!!! _ya...

Can I just say... I don't like Americans today, it's nothing personal, just... D:

_{whilst JayArr is bathing in blood, I shall be bathing in tears}

@CharlieRod: You're thinking of component cables. This only has the basic red/yellow/white composite cables. Booo.

Tehe, glad I'm not the only one. I bought a 2nd sensor bar & a whole new set of cables after the Wii was launched, because I got tired of unraveling chaos everytime I took it to a friends. Now everyone has a Wii, those cables are in the bedroom for when the Wii and I retire. Laziness convenience ftw!

The inclusion of a composite lead makes this pretty useless though, they could have at least put a scart in there. Tsk

btw... I really expected to see a 10 for this. What held you back James?