Miyamoto: (walking home after Odyssey is released, whistling a tune) (opens the door) "Hey kids, guess what Dad, just--" (sees kids playing Sonic Forces and smiling excessively) Kids: "Shut up Dad we're playing Sonic Forces." Miyamoto: "NOOOOOOOOOOO-"
Aw... I didn't read the subtitle so I had high hopes when I started reading, and then everything went downhill from the very first paragraph. Sounds cool, though.
Already did MM2! I've been messing around in their auto mario level. It's really cool and Nintendo hid lots of secrets and doodads. Just wait until you destroy Mario's head! (But seriously, you can do that)
"However, when those gameplay mechanics revolve around something so consistently satisfying, grotesque and hilarious as watching a Nazi's internal organs contort and rupture in glorious X-Ray vision as he's hurled into the air via a large explosion, it's genuinely quite hard to complain."
@StefanN Yeah! I mean, in real life a plumber can´t beat up a fire-breathing turtle to save a princess that rules a kingdom of mushrooms! (Man, that sounds weirder on paper.)
@JoeyTS Oh, you´re right. I only saw the place that said 4 different tracks. And @erikharrison @SmaggTheSmug I´ve never played 2d racing games so maybe that´s just me thinking it´s useless.
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Re: Feature: Why Not Patch These Switch Games To Work With The Ring-Con, Nintendo?
I'd Love for this to happen.
Mostly Mario Party.
Re: Fortnite Creator Epic Games Is Turning A Dying Shopping Mall Into Its New HQ
Wow, I hate Fortnite, but this is... really cool.
Re: Review: Dicey Dungeons - A Raucous Roguelike Adventure Which Everyone Should Try
Wow. This game seemed a little dicey at first. (bu dum crash!)
Re: Miyamoto's Kids Played "A Lot" Of Sega Games, But That Just Inspired Him To "Try Harder"
@Antraxx777
Ummm, I know.
That's the point of the joke.
Nobody should be smiling.
Especially not Miyamoto's kids.
Re: Miyamoto's Kids Played "A Lot" Of Sega Games, But That Just Inspired Him To "Try Harder"
Miyamoto: (walking home after Odyssey is released, whistling a tune) (opens the door) "Hey kids, guess what Dad, just--" (sees kids playing Sonic Forces and smiling excessively) Kids: "Shut up Dad we're playing Sonic Forces." Miyamoto: "NOOOOOOOOOOO-"
Re: The Pokémon Trading Card Game Is Getting A Shake Up With New 'Battle Styles' Mechanic
It just looks like there giving overpowered Pokemon even more overpowered powers.
Re: Talking Point: Nintendo's Focus On Younger Players Is A Positive, Not A Negative
Sorry Dad, you can't play Mario Bros. Kids only.
Re: Review: Shiren the Wanderer: The Tower of Fortune and the Dice of Fate - Repetitive, Tough And Addictive As Ever
Huh. Didn't even know that mystery dungeon games were spin offs of something.
Re: Review: Empire of Sin - A Criminal Waste Of A Superb Premise
Aw... I didn't read the subtitle so I had high hopes when I started reading, and then everything went downhill from the very first paragraph. Sounds cool, though.
Re: Ubisoft Cyber Sale Hits Switch - Assassin's Creed, Rayman, Just Dance And More Discounted (North America)
I swear they've done this like, ten times.
Re: Super Nintendo World Will Open February 2021, New Images And Mario Kart Ride Detailed
If it's coming to California, then I will blow up from happiness, as I live 40 minutes away from Universal.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (November 28th)
Nothing new, at all. Just some Minecraft and some Tetris 99 until I get shiny new games for Christmas.
Re: Soapbox: 10 Years On, We Need More Brave, Worthwhile Experiments Like Epic Mickey
I never owned a Wii, so I never got to play these games. They look cool though.. a darker twist on classic Disney characters.
Re: Random: March 31st 2021 Is Becoming An Increasingly Depressing Day For Mario Fans
@Ludovsky Yeah, Mario Day is March 10. Get it? MAR10? Also, @TechaNinja pointed out that it was 21 days after not 10. Oops!
Re: Random: March 31st 2021 Is Becoming An Increasingly Depressing Day For Mario Fans
@TechaNinja Oops! Got confused for a second there...
Re: Random: March 31st 2021 Is Becoming An Increasingly Depressing Day For Mario Fans
Sigh.. and only 3 weeks after Mario Day! What a shame..
Re: Video: Hyrule Warriors: Age Of Calamity Reimagined As A Game Boy Color Title
Didn't even watch the video but it looks really funny.
Re: Hardware Review: 8BitDo's Arcade Stick Grants That Coin-Op Feel To Your Switch
This looks really cool. I play Tetris a lot so I might want to get this just for fun.
Re: Review: Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit Remastered - A Racer From A More Innocent Time
Wow... everyone was talking about this game but I didn't know what it was. Now I'm thinking: should I get MKHC or NFS for my new racing game?
Re: Nintendo And Champion Team Up For Limited Mario Range, Including Real-Life Overalls
Hey this actually looks pretty cool! (and that toad..)
Re: Win Mario, Smash And Splatoon Medals By Competing In These In-Game Events (Europe)
Already did MM2! I've been messing around in their auto mario level. It's really cool and Nintendo hid lots of secrets and doodads. Just wait until you destroy Mario's head!
(But seriously, you can do that)
Re: Review: Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity - Not The Zelda Game You Want, But Perhaps The One You Need
I've never played a musou game at all, so this game looks interesting for me. Might want to get it for Christmas.
Re: Mini Review: Five Dates - An Amusing Dating Sim That Doesn't Seem To Know Its Audience
Ummmmmmmm....?
Sure?
Re: Review: Sniper Elite 4 - The Nazi-Slaying Series' Best Entry Comes To Switch
@DeclanS98 It just looks so disgusting.
Re: Review: Sniper Elite 4 - The Nazi-Slaying Series' Best Entry Comes To Switch
"However, when those gameplay mechanics revolve around something so consistently satisfying, grotesque and hilarious as watching a Nazi's internal organs contort and rupture in glorious X-Ray vision as he's hurled into the air via a large explosion, it's genuinely quite hard to complain."
Hard to complain? This is disgusting.
Re: Synthwave Puzzler SOLAS 128 Will Bring A New Rhythm-Based Challenge To Switch
Meh. This honestly looks like an online game that I´ve played but I can´t remember the name.
Re: Cutesy Co-Op Game Phogs! Introduces Its Play World Ahead Of Next Month's Launch
@StefanN Yeah! I mean, in real life a plumber can´t beat up a fire-breathing turtle to save a princess that rules a kingdom of mushrooms!
(Man, that sounds weirder on paper.)
Re: Review: Sakuna: Of Rice And Ruin - A Unique Farming Sim Which Requires Vast Reserves Of Patience
Heard a lot about this game, but didn´t know it was actually about....
rice.
Re: Cutesy Co-Op Game Phogs! Introduces Its Play World Ahead Of Next Month's Launch
So basically a game where you stretch your pet into oblivion. And make it grow two heads, at that.
Hmm.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (November 14th)
Meh, nothing new. 3D- All Stars, Mario + Rabbids, and a little Tetris 99 and Super Mario Bros. 35 action here and there.
Re: Tiny World Racing Brings Cheap And Cheerful Top-Down Racing To Switch
@JoeyTS Oh, you´re right. I only saw the place that said 4 different tracks. And @erikharrison @SmaggTheSmug I´ve never played 2d racing games so maybe that´s just me thinking it´s useless.
Re: Tiny World Racing Brings Cheap And Cheerful Top-Down Racing To Switch
This game looks great and all, but if you already have Mario Kart than this is pretty much useless. 4 tracks?
Re: Just Dance 2021 Launches On Switch Today, Here's The Full Track List
Hey, look at all those great songs.... Erm. What are these again?
Re: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate's Next In-Game Event Is Making Us Seriously Hungry
NOM NOM NOM
Re: Review: Seven Knights: Time Wanderer - A Tragic Waste Of Time
Is it just me or do all the time travel related games have bad reviews? First YesterMorrow, now this!
Re: Poll: Which Will Be Your Second Console - PS5 Or Xbox Series X?
Honestly, I´ve never wanted a Playstation or an Xbox. I´m sticking with the Switch. PS5 looks cool though, but one console is enough for me.
Re: Mini Review: YesterMorrow - A Time-Travelling Novelty Which Grows Old, Fast
Rats. This game looked cool, sad to hear it´s not. Had a lot of potential.