Game Review

Rise of The Guardians: The Video Game Review

USA USA Version

Posted by Philip J Reed

A legendary failure

In Rise of the Guardians: The Video Game you take command of a small army of characters, each of whom is designed around a childhood legend. You have characters based on Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, the Sand Man, and Jack Frost. They are coming together to fight a common evil: the sinister Pitch, who wants the children of the world to stop believing in our heroes so that they will fade away, leaving him free to torment the Earth with nightmares.

Whether you've seen the film or not, take a moment to think about the potential inherent in that idea. The Tooth Fairy, the Sand Man and Jack Frost are pairing up to take down evil. Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are fighting back to back against hordes of dark enemies. It sounds almost like a sure thing. How could that not be fun?

Rise of the Guardians: The Video Game shows us exactly how that can not be fun.

First, the good. The soundtrack is fantastic, and the cut scenes — which are handled with a South Park-like construction paper approach — are great as well. Artistically, those sequences work perfectly. They don't attempt to recreate the appearance of the film; they simply take that film as the source material, and build a unique visual experience around it. It's one of very few things that the game gets exactly right.

It gets a lot more exactly wrong. While the idea of these five fantastical characters teaming up against the underworld sounds great, in execution the game's developers couldn't think of any way for them to go about it other than repeatedly slapping their way through hordes of identical, mindless enemies. The entire game plays out like this: you walk a bit, a swarm of enemies appears, you press the attack buttons over and over again until the enemies are gone, you walk a bit more, another swarm of enemies appears, and so on. For a game based on such varied characters, the concept of "variety" seems like a totally foreign concept.

Your goal is to mindlessly bash your way through anonymous nobodies in five separate regions of the world. Each region that you complete restores a certain amount of "belief" to our heroes, and once they've restored belief across all regions they can go and mindlessly bash Pitch around as well. It may sound dull, but believe us, playing it is even worse.

The tedium simply never ends. It's a relatively short game, but if you take the time to finish it you'll feel as though you've aged 20 years. And what makes it worse is that even if you wanted to strategise, there's really no room to do so.

For instance, defeating enough enemies earns you stat points, which you can then use to increase a character's health, power, defence, and so on. You'd think it'd be important to decide how to distribute these points, but you can change anything you like on the fly, adding them all to one category for one fight, then taking them away and applying them somewhere else for the next. There's no need for foresight or consideration, because you can change it as much as you like.

Also your characters have relatively small health bars, and if you're not careful they can die. You do have a small number of items that will allow you to reincarnate, which sounds like you'd better be careful not to use them all up. For whatever reason, though, our characters reincarnated automatically, without any input from us at all. We played through the entire game and we're still not sure if that's a glitch or a feature we just don't understand, but either way, without death holding you back there's no reason not to just mindlessly smash your way through everything in the hopes that the fight will end sooner. It's easy to lose your character's whereabouts in the scuffle, but trust us...it doesn't matter.

The controls are fine in single-player mode, but once up to three friends join in to control other Guardians, they'll have to make do with the absolutely terrible waggle attacks mapped to the Wii Remotes. Whoever gets the GamePad here is in luck, because all they have to do there is press buttons, and are exempt from the humiliation of being seen swinging their arms around in service of a game this lousy.

The GamePad actually might make this version of the game the best of them all...backhanded compliment as that is. After all, the game is littered with pickups and chests to find, which sound great, but when the game decides to make the items so dark and tiny, and hide them away in dark and cramped places that the camera can barely see — and sometimes can't see — there's no way to find them without using the map. On the GamePad you can at least look down at the map displayed there and navigate that way, as the icons are much clearer and easier to see than anything on the television screen. We can't imagine how tedious it might be to have to keep opening the map separately.

Those optional pickups might sound like a nice bonus to those who do like the game, but Rise of the Guardians: The Video Game takes special care to abuse those unfortunate fans as well, as glitches often prevent certain things from spawning, meaning there will be an icon on your map and a directional indicator on your screen telling you where to go to find something, such as a chest or an optional boss, but it never shows up. This happened to us multiple times throughout the game, and every time it felt like we were being punished for making an attempt to enjoy ourselves.

You might be a fan of the film. You might not be. But if you're reading this site we can only hope that you're a fan of great games. Rise of the Guardians: The Video Game is not one of those. This is one of those legends best forgotten.

Conclusion

Rise of the Guardians: The Video Game is simply not very good. The action becomes repetitive almost immediately and it only gets worse from there, with collectibles almost impossible to see against the environment, glitches preventing important things from spawning, and a complete and total lack of challenge. Done right, a mindless button-masher can be a lot of fun; this game seems to exist only to remind us how easy it is to do them wrong.

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User Comments (24)

Gridatttack

#2

Gridatttack said:

welp.
I played through the whole game with someone (in the wii version) and didnt found any glitch.
But really, its too repetitive since enemies all looks the same. Also all the extra gameplay modes are basically the same thing.
And the upgrades doesnt seem to do much, but meh, it was nice to play through the game anyway.
I give it a 5.

Haxonberik

#3

Haxonberik said:

@LuigiMan200, Its the norm, but games like Goldeneye, Toy Story 3 and Thor (from WayForward) show they can be done right. I believe that the Cars 2 game wasnt bad either.

Kaeobais

#5

Kaeobais said:

@Haxonberik, Scott Pilgrim on XBLA was really good, too. The Simpsons Game, The Incredibles, Lord of the Rings The Two Towers, Toy Story 2, and The World is Not Enough are all good too. Harry Potter 4 is also not terrible, if I remember correctly.

Let's not forget Spiderman 2, as well.

Fafulec

#8

Fafulec said:

Nintendo games just give too good gameplay to score this "industry" product higher.

Bankai

#9

Bankai said:

I liked this game. In multiplayer it was mindless fun, but it was fun.

Phil - the reason you were "auto reviving" is because your AI allies were reviving you.

And with regards to the waggle - are you talking about the fact you need to swing your arms for a special attack? That's not much waggling, really.

tddct89

#10

tddct89 said:

@Tsuchiya I disagree, chaos legion from whats I remember was a mindless button masher, but damn was that game ever a blast to play. In my opinion anyway.

tddct89

#11

tddct89 said:

I'm fairly new to NintendoLife, but this games icon has plagued my vision as a downloadable game on the eShop since as long as I can remember owning my Wii U. Why is it just being reviewed now?

SKTTR

#13

SKTTR said:

Well, Rise of the Guardians fans are lucky ones.
Fans of that other animated movie that hit Wii U recently, Fist of the North Star, had to wait 30 years to get one game that is as decent as a 3/10.

Gridatttack

#14

Gridatttack said:

@Bankai Agreed. In multiplayer this was much fun.

Also another thing I think doomed the game was the lack of enemies. Since in the movie all are black things made from sand...
(unless they created other enemies not in the movie)

defrb

#17

defrb said:

Good review, thanks for warning us :)

To be honest their have never been a game based on a movie wich i liked.
This one would make no exception.

seronja

#18

seronja said:

@defrb have you ever played spider man 2, ghost busters: the video game ( 2009 ) or chronicles of riddick? there are some good games based on movies, only that 95% of them are either bad or sinister.

Marioman64

#19

Marioman64 said:

i don't mind repetetive gameplay as long as there's a story to keep me from getting too bored, however this sounds glitchy and bad

Gridatttack

#20

Gridatttack said:

Regarding the glitches, I wonder if its the copy they sent to NL, or if its the Wii U version. As I said, I managed to 100% the Wii version and never had a problem of objects not spawning (perhaps they were hidden by the scenery?)

Philip_J_ReedStaff

#21

Philip_J_Reed said:

Nah, not just hidden. Some of them were fights and rescue sequences that just refused to trigger.

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